I was watching my persian white ragdoll cat this weekend and something hit me. My cat fucks with his food, mice, toys just like how i fuck with my women. He has no front claws and by ragdoll nature, he is the epitome of IDGAF(Ragdolls are breed specifically to NGAF). If he finds a mouse he doesn’t kill it, he bats it around, watches it in amusement, he spins it, flips it and when he’s finally done with it, he just walks away.

 

I realized that in the last few months of my TRP journey I’m doing practically the same thing.

 

I don’t get mad or angry with women anymore, just like he doesn't get angry at a mouse.

 

I don’t try to lock down or control the women i meet. I don't get upset if they don't call back or think to much about 'why' they are doing anything. I don't try to be their boyfriend anymore just like he doesn’t try to kill the mouse.

 

Just like if the toy isn't moving or showing engagement. If a woman isn't showing interest it doesn't bother me anymore. In fact it's actually a turn off and like my cat, I'll just walk off. I find I can't be attracted to a girl anymore if she isn't also attracted. Just being hot isn't enough anymore.

 

I laugh at all the shit women do around me. It’s funny, cute, innocent and naive. I've grown to appreciate their youthful femininity just like he is intrigued and amused to watch a mouse.

 

Sometimes I’ll fuck with my women. I’ll point at the floor for the 6th time that night and go, ”WTF are you dragging around the house?” And just like the last 5 times, she’ll look down like the naive little girl I’ve grown to know. And just like the other 5 times, she’ll whip back up and call me an asshole for tricking her again. Just like he can never figure out where the laser comes from.

 

I’ll wait for the perfect moment of her not paying attention, then jump at her startling and freaking her out. Just like how he gets into his crouching stance to prey and to pounce on a toy or my foot.

 

I’ll randomly pick her up and throw her on something soft. Just like he tosses the mouse around.

 

When we are laying in bed about to pass out, I'll wait quietly till she's half awake, half passed out and go,

"SPIDER, FUCKING SPIDER! THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BED". Then laugh as she becomes one with her inner jedi as she force jumps out of the covers and bed in one fell swoop.

 

If we are walking past in a hallway, I’ll make sure to declare my misogynistic dominance by push my body up against her till she’s pinned against the wall and can’t move.

 

If she’s feeling feisty and challenges me with playful punches, I’ll make sure to bull rush her and do a basic judo leg sweep. Just like how he attacks my feet while working at the computer, but not enough to actually hurt.

 

If she wants to make a snappy comment, I’ll remind her that she’s my ’Favorite little Princess Tinder Slut” or my ’Trapqueen Extreme’. Then I’ll make sure she addresses me by my proper title, ”Sir Fuckboy Supreme”. Just to remind her of our dynamic. This usually results in pornstar sex later.

 

Why do I do these things now? When I use to never do shit like this? Well, I wasn’t taught any of it. TRP didn’t tell me any of this stuff. Just like my cat, I just don’t give a shit. She is my play thing. To have fun with and enjoy. I've practiced IDGAF so much that I really don't give a fuck anymore. All these things are the natural result of not caring. I didn't learn them from some PUA website or TRP. As a woman would put it, 'it just happened'.

 

I don't hang out with her because I'm trying to Wife her up. I'm not hanging out with her because I'm thirsty or whipped or because she's my only option. I hang out with her because I want to. I have no other use for a woman anymore than because I enjoy her company. I now appreciate her like he appreciates a quick game of catch the laser. Just like the catnip, women are a great little dopamine kick.

 

But then he gets bored and just walks off. He goes and does the things that are core to his nature and have never changed. Like eating, sleeping, shitting and the occasional staring out the window contemplating the existence of the universe.

 

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Lessons

Learn to Enjoy your food

 

Learn there are many types of food out there

 

Don’t take your food to seriously, it doesn't

 

Fuck with your food

 

Find what is core to you, it rarely changes

 

(If you want a cat, highly recommend geting a ragdoll. Bitches love ragdolls)