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[–]its_real_I_swear 138ポイント139ポイント  (36子コメント)

Best description. Europe is like "I beat America at Pokemon cards every time now! I'm so good!" And America is like "Nice job champ," tousles his hair, and then goes and gets ready for his date with the homecoming queen.

[–]Codyfucksticks 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is such a cringey self assessment.

[–]Posauce 118ポイント119ポイント  (20子コメント)

And it's even sadder because technically Europe is the older brother.

America is the younger brother that's cooler than the older brother.

[–]yuube 22ポイント23ポイント  (12子コメント)

The little brother that grew up to be 6'2 with a body sculpted from the gods plowing women left and right while the big brother only hit 5'5 in heels and plays too much wow.

[–]MarcusOrlyius 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

American body sculpted from the gods.

[–]0o-FtZ 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

ok

[–]_Autumn_Wind 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

That chart cracks me up. See that big dip in the end in the US? Thats solely due to the historically huge population shift from Mexico and other central American countries.It would be interesting too see that chart divided up by race.

[–]0o-FtZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

All of the European countries also have a lot of people migrating to them from countries with a shorter height.

In the Netherlands for example we had several big waves of people (with smaller average height) migrating to our country in the 60's 70's and 80's and now as well: People from Southern Europe, Eastern Europe, North Africa and Middle East.

[–]yuube -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

These eu countries were not gaining millions of people a year as individual countries, lol sorry.

[–]JDRaitt 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

...this is an oddly specific situation - which one are you, buddy?

[–]yuube 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't see how that's oddly specific, it's called being alpha and beta and is pretty common. I'm 6'1 though.

[–]JDRaitt 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I meant like the "5'5 in heels and plays too much wow", that's 3 points of data right there that are pretty specific. Just made me think you might have such a brother?

I'm 6'1 though.

Me too :D

[–]yuube 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

No. I took the point of playing too much games and not being part of reality, then the point of being feminine with the heels, with the point of being 5'5 and irrelevant to everyone else, then put them into one person, Europe, cause they might as well be.

[–]imaslinky 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems to me like America is the younger brother who still thinks you have to act cool to impress women, you really don't bro..

[–]PM_Dix 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

So Europe is that older brother off of everybody loves Raymond. Just hanging out with the grandma and talking crap all day.

[–]imjustbrowsingthx 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Europe is Fredo

[–]_Autumn_Wind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im smaht! Not dumb like they say! I know things!

[–]cowpuncher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha thats just sad. It can be lonely over here with Canada as only company.

[–]hattmall -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And has to protect him from Russia.

[–]viking_ -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Although, there are countries in Europe (such as Germany and Italy) which are significantly younger than America.

[–]zanda250 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it really a date when you just have sex and leave her at the drivein to walk herself home?

[–]Babill 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Careful not to jerk your dick off, America.

[–]stongerlongerdonger 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are Americans aware, we are larger, with a larger economy, more olympic medals, more nobels, more scientific papers.

What do you see when you look in the mirror?

[–]its_real_I_swear -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Europe" has a more people and a larger economy. However "Europe" doesn't exist.

[–]PMPG 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

and thats how NA-gamers are like in chat. but they cant hide their shitty stats when i cum on them.

[–]jugol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Europe is like "I beat America at Pokemon cards every time now! I'm so good!"

Not even

[–]_WhatIsReal_ -5ポイント-4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Thats the most accurate description of Europe and America ever, you're really clever!

[–]its_real_I_swear 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nice job champ

[–]_WhatIsReal_ -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

68,000+ comment karma in 2 years, compared to me 12,000+ comment karma in 2 years.. Am i suppose to believe you date the homecoming queen? Because im of the belief you are a single man.

[–]its_real_I_swear 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a metaphor, not talking about me. Unfortunately, I am over 30 so it would be strange to date the homecoming queen.

Like half of my karma comes from my top 10 comments that took off. If you look at them they are mostly unfunny jokes, I honestly have no idea what happened.