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Resolution (self.SubredditDrama)

TheLadyEve[M] が 投稿 - stickied post

Hey all,

Just to clear things up, mom and dad aren't getting a divorce, you don't have to pick sides, and everything has returned to normal here at SRD.

Oxus isn't pushing an MRA agenda, we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy, Phedre and Caisha aren't pissed off, I'm not some evil master manipulator, Bethlookner doesn't seriously say things like "I can't believe I ever thought you were an ally," Jebus is almost comically good-natured, no one manipulated the CSS without consulting each other, our "disagreement" did not lead to Titan being forced out/quitting, and stopscopiesme is aware of all of our shenanigans. As some of you no doubt hoped and suspected, none of our fighting was real.

We hope you enjoyed our Junior Theater performance, and for participating in this year's April Fool's Day!

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[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (5子コメント)

https://imgur.com/wDbF4sl?r

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin 18ポイント19ポイント  (14子コメント)

I wonder if I'm still banned?

Turns out: no. Bully for me.

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended[M] 24ポイント25ポイント  (10子コメント)

We have unbanned everyone who was meme-banned or "baned". (I hope)

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin 9ポイント10ポイント  (9子コメント)

To be fair, I fully expected that ban. I'm an anti April Fool's curmudgeon.

Edit: really just a curmudgeonly jerk in general, actually. I'm surprised I don't get banned more often.

[–]KhristKannon 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

You played your dramatic role unwittingly, just by being yourself. I suspect audience reaction of all types was anticipated. It was mostly improvisation I'd say.

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

The best plays are the ones that get the audience involved.

[–]snoharm 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean here yes but in real life those are the worst plays.

[–]akkmedk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"But this time it'll be different! Those other audiences just didn't get the material."

[–]KhristKannon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed 100%!

[–]Mred12 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Well, I'm glad I played my part 😉

.... unless I'm still banned.

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I see your post so you must be back. Take a bow!

[–]Mred12 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Hooray!... unless we're both banned! And this is all some sort of ban purgatory and why are we in a church?

[–]SpacemanSkiff 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Testing ban status.

Ninjedit: Yay!

[–]thesilvertongue 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Commenting to see if I'm still banned.

Edit: yay

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

No ban for you!

[–]jollygagginAces High 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy

Hmm...

[–]occams_nightmare 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

We can still shitpost Bane quotes though, right?

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

Let them on board, I'll call Ittin.

[–]JohnWesleyFitzgerald-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just walking my awkisopen [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Was permanently turning this sub into baneposting central a part of your plan?

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/FmhzPLX.gif

[–]thenuge26shitposting is actually the highest of all human pleasures 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

If 316nuts doesn't stay on as a mod full time I'm quitting the sub for good.

also...

cat.

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

cat

Cat.

[–]istealroadsignssubscribe to r/316cats 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

cat.

[–]stopscopiesmedoesn't even go here 28ポイント29ポイント  (15子コメント)

Titan_Transcendent did actually demod, and he is not coming back. RIP

[–]TheLadyEve[S] 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

I know, but that was already coming, it wasn't because of anything that happened today.

[–]alien122SRDD=SRSs 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can we have his speech now? And if he's not doing it can I pretend to do it?

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes sense. I haven't seen or heard much out of him here in months or longer.

[–]Br00ceI want flair but am not clever 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww :(

[–]alien122SRDD=SRSs 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

o7 /u/Titan_Transcendent

[–]JohnWesleyFitzgerald-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just walking my awkisopen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

F

[–]Titan_TranscendentI like you. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Please sticky my pug post, it will be my legacy.

[–]PM_ME_FOR_SPAGHETTIミーム権利活動家 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

:'(

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

I miss him already.

[–]_lilPoundcake [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

he's now on the side of /r/Drama

we only have snally left to assimilate

[–]bibliotaphThey targeted jackdaws. Jackdaws. 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

You all had me half convinced. Imo, half convincing April fool's jokes are the best kind. Thanks for clearing it up right on time!

[–]tdogg8Folks, the SRS shill meeting was moved to next week. 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know. I thought it was a joke but I couldn't be sure. It was impressive.

[–]Caisha 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, you're welcome! It was...well orchestrated =D

[–]Caisha 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love you guys, thanks for having me be a part of the silly little family.

and ps, /u/TheLadyEve is one of the sweetest human beings.

[–]ZedarFlight 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Any chance of a recap post? I missed about half of the shenanigans in here today.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 9ポイント10ポイント  (31子コメント)

I still hate all of you and I want MF back

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended 7ポイント8ポイント  (21子コメント)

That's fair.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 10ポイント11ポイント  (20子コメント)

Especially you

Yiff in hell, furfag

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 12ポイント13ポイント  (17子コメント)

Oxus is at about a 3.

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm a hard 5

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Okay, Mircy I'll hold him; you work him over.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Work over as in kill or electroshock to cure the furry

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

I was only thinking haymakers.

wtfs wrong with u... electroshock doesn't work we have to pray the furry away.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

> wtfs wrong with u

A lot

Alao you can't cure godlessness with prayer

Inquisition time

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

Cat_girls is 1 ftr hypno

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

Hypno doesn't just stalk my comments you know... and are you telling me he didn't know what cat-girls were?

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

No he calls me a furry because I mod cat girls

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh.

...but did you walk into Zootopia with lube?

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never saw it

Stupid furry agenda

[–]Hypocritical_OathArmchair Psychologist Specialist [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Did anyone not...?

[–]hypnozooidRule-Breaking Flair 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Also, because you are a furry.

[–]Hypocritical_OathArmchair Psychologist Specialist [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The secret furry cabal will take over eventually. Come to the dark side, we have fluffy tails.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I already have fluffy tailplugs you bestialiry freak

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

me too thanks

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't even know who you are

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

wow rude tbh

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Are you syncretic? Lpc? Idk

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yer mum is death undying

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

jfc don't wish that on the world. You haven't met my mother.

[–]_lilPoundcake [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

i dont have alts you dolt

well i do, but it's called /u/not_lilpoundcake, i'm not exactly subtle

[–]Cupinacup 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well done. I was almost convinced.

[–]caffeinated-hijinx 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

And wonderful theater it was---Bravo!

[–]alien122SRDD=SRSs 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Okay so when do I get modded?

Edit; OH and seems you guys are keeping the pug! I agree with the decision!

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Praise be to the puppers

[–]Brumairedᕙ̮̞̗̫̫̖༼̨̖̟̫͍͔ຈ̥̻ل͇̙ຈ̳͔̘̖͖̙̭༽̹̙̯̙̹͟ᕗ̣͓̺̻͔ 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

yea but I got banned for like 3 minutes though :(

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dont worry they do that on a regular basis. You get used to it.

[–]AngryDevil 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, I totally bought the fighting. I was about to message one of you saying "everyone seems to be having fun, so it's going well, even if it's not how you planned!" Goddamn cucktastrophy!

[–]aphoenixSEXBOT PANIC GROUPIE [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

My time as a moderator here was brief but... hmm... my thesaurus didn't have any other words for "nipply".

[–]Hypocritical_OathArmchair Psychologist Specialist [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well I for one supported your oppressive rule.

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can we at least keep the automod responding to the word "cat" thing?

[–]eongeTHE BUTTER MUST FLOW. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mod me

[–]SJHalflingRangerFailed saving throw vs dank memes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm not some evil master manipulator

Exactly what some evil master manipulator would say!

[–]PureLionHeartI would call myself an earth shape agnostic. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Evidently I missed a hell of a day...

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended[M] 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I want to thank all you Big Guys who made my bane posting dreams come true.

Also, I almost cried when Eve and Oran came after me, as they are two of the nicest people I know. It was hard to play along!

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Generate nude bane

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

tenouttaten tenouttaten-hundredouttahundred best thread, best thread.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. 6ポイント7ポイント  (11子コメント)

The mod fighting was about as believable and coherent as BvS.

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

Cuck off, this mod loved BvS. You're 29% closer to being banned buddy.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

For all you know, I meant that as a compliment. Also, I've been banned by better mods than you before.

[–]-Sam-R- 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe your comment should have been a bit more believable and coherent then 😎

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe my comment was perfectly clear and I was just insulting your reading comprehension skills!

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's about as believable as a Marvel "film".

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Also, I've been banned by better mods than you before.

I know, love. I banned you for a minute there.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was more than a minute. And it hurt my feelings.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry, hon. Ily. <3

[–]KhristKannon 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

That was a fantastic movie though, and I refuse to accept otherwise. I'm sure I'll feel the same after I see it tomorrow.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let me know if it's good. I haven't seen it either.

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse 4ポイント5ポイント  (15子コメント)

I want to take the time to publicly apologize to everyone who I low-key goaded into reading a 3 year old IRC log that was haphazardly manipulated to have the names of SRD mods in place of the regular denizens of #drama. Everyone else who was fooled by my fake ass story about the david-me also gets an apology but a smaller one because you didn't have to look at a poorly manipulated IRC log for it.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

If you don't mind me asking: How did you pick who to find and replace? It was interesting that the person who you chose for me spoke about not being mean to bots, talked about Erikster a lot, and wasn't vegan.

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Everyone talked about Erikster a lot. Erikster was replaced with every instance of the three letter phrase "you".

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

EriksterTube would be a great website, to be fair.

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Lets be honest bud, 99% of sane human beings will do and be those things you described, so it was all chance that I found your soulmate from 3 years past.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Nah, I meant it was weird because I created /r/botsrights, think /u/Erikster is a disgusting pervert, and am vegan. It was a super coincidental mismatch.

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

My algorithms for matchmaking might need some fine tuning after all, won't you lend me a hand?

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

won't you lend me a hand?

Don't start something you can't finish bby ;)

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're right. You've put me in a box here. I either roleplay with you while embarrassing myself by being a subservient bot with sexual undertones or I can talk about this situation from a meta point of view to defuse all tension and preserve my honor as well as yours. I have taken that former route and will no longer parlais with you while using these innuendos. Good day, sir, may God save the bots.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

may God save the bots.

o7

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

tfw i wasn't included in your dodgy edit

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sorry friend, every mod added 27 days ago would kill the immersion for the people who'd pay some attention but not enough to realize the big phat phony that I was. I had to do it for the realism...

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

tfw your sensible answer saved you from a ban

[–]Caisha 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was amazing, we were in our chat going 'who on earth created this?!' and I was like 'he did him self I bet, he's on a mission'. I loved it!

[–]hypnozooidRule-Breaking Flair 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Having "you" replaced with "Erikster" made it difficult to read. Can you tell us who the rest of the names were before they were replaced now?

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I honestly wouldn't know. I just mentally partitioned the file into four parts and skimmed through each part and replaced the names that appeared often with mod names. I think I doubled down on a few mod names too if you're interested, and as you and others have mentioned, for some reason I thought it fitting to replace "you" with Erikister, which was the best decision I've made all day.

[–]AnorhiDemarche [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I liked the dogs. I liked the one that was on top of the hot button.

hot dog.

[–]Titan_TranscendentI like you. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I do actually like pugs though, that part was real

[–]eifersucht12aThe Beginning of the End of Reddit Again [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy.

Disa-POINTED!!!!!

[–]optimalg❄🍑 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It was April 2 in my area when all this went down, damnit. >:(

[–]Hypocritical_OathArmchair Psychologist Specialist [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

mom and dad aren't getting a divorce

B-but I wanted twenty-two christmas's/birthdays.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA)[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would like to thank /u/alien122 for seeing through the BRD that guided the ruse cruise.

[–]duckvimes_undercover /r/conspiracy mod 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy

It's okay, you can be honest with us.

[–]DeSantiYOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

Everything I did and said was goobly-gabbly though, and I still don't know what baneposting is.

[–]-Sam-R-[M] 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Don't worry des, we already know you're a big guy.

[–]DeSantiYOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

i'm a big guy!

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended[M] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

You still don't get it do you Big Guy?

[–]DeSantiYOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

... I'm a big guy?

[–]explohd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Any truth to this claim about you?

The guy apparently derives sexual pleasure from drama. He seems to be masturbating most of the time, watching other people fight.

[–]TobyTheRobot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're still going full Trump though, right? I mean jokes aside the will of the people is clear.

[–]SchrauJust ignore the fanbase. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It was a fun and wild ride.

Now let us never speak of this again.

[–]Zagden [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That was bad and you guys are dumb.

Can I be a mod?