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Resolution (self.SubredditDrama)

TheLadyEve[M] が 投稿 - stickied post

Hey all,

Just to clear things up, mom and dad aren't getting a divorce, you don't have to pick sides, and everything has returned to normal here at SRD.

Oxus isn't pushing an MRA agenda, we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy, Phedre and Caisha aren't pissed off, I'm not some evil master manipulator, Bethlookner doesn't seriously say things like "I can't believe I ever thought you were an ally," Jebus is almost comically good-natured, no one manipulated the CSS without consulting each other, our "disagreement" did not lead to Titan being forced out/quitting, and stopscopiesme is aware of all of our shenanigans. As some of you no doubt hoped and suspected, none of our fighting was real.

We hope you enjoyed our Junior Theater performance, and for participating in this year's April Fool's Day!

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[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (3子コメント)

https://imgur.com/wDbF4sl?r

[–]toiracse"Buttery" [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/FmhzPLX.gif

[–]jollygagginAces High [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy

Hmm...

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

I wonder if I'm still banned?

Turns out: no. Bully for me.

[–]thesilvertongue [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Commenting to see if I'm still banned.

Edit: yay

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended[M] [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

We have unbanned everyone who was meme-banned or "baned". (I hope)

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

To be fair, I fully expected that ban. I'm an anti April Fool's curmudgeon.

Edit: really just a curmudgeonly jerk in general, actually. I'm surprised I don't get banned more often.

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

You played your dramatic role unwittingly, just by being yourself. I suspect audience reaction of all types was anticipated. It was mostly improvisation I'd say.

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The best plays are the ones that get the audience involved.

[–]SpacemanSkiff [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Testing ban status.

Ninjedit: Yay!

[–]thenuge26shitposting is actually the highest of all human pleasures [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

If 316nuts doesn't stay on as a mod full time I'm quitting the sub for good.

also...

cat.

[–]occams_nightmare [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

We can still shitpost Bane quotes though, right?

[–]Caisha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I love you guys, thanks for having me be a part of the silly little family.

and ps, /u/TheLadyEve is one of the sweetest human beings.

[–]stopscopiesmedoesn't even go here [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

Titan_Transcendent did actually demod, and he is not coming back. RIP

[–]TheLadyEve[S] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I know, but that was already coming, it wasn't because of anything that happened today.

[–]alien122SRDD=SRSs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Can we have his speech now? And if he's not doing it can I pretend to do it?

[–]kgb_operativeis literally Putin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Makes sense. I haven't seen or heard much out of him here in months or longer.

[–]PM_ME_FOR_SPAGHETTIミーム権利活動家 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

:'(

[–]alien122SRDD=SRSs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

o7 /u/Titan_Transcendent

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I miss him already.

[–]Br00ceI want flair but am not clever [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Aww :(

[–]Cupinacup [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well done. I was almost convinced.

[–]caffeinated-hijinx [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

And wonderful theater it was---Bravo!

[–]duckvimes_undercover /r/conspiracy mod [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

we're not embracing a vast Fempire conspiracy

It's okay, you can be honest with us.

[–]bibliotaphThey targeted jackdaws. Jackdaws. [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

You all had me half convinced. Imo, half convincing April fool's jokes are the best kind. Thanks for clearing it up right on time!

[–]Caisha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Haha, you're welcome! It was...well orchestrated =D

[–]alien122SRDD=SRSs [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Okay so when do I get modded?

Edit; OH and seems you guys are keeping the pug! I agree with the decision!

[–]eongeTHE BUTTER MUST FLOW. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Mod me

[–]Brumairedᕙ̮̞̗̫̫̖༼̨̖̟̫͍͔ຈ̥̻ل͇̙ຈ̳͔̘̖͖̙̭༽̹̙̯̙̹͟ᕗ̣͓̺̻͔ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

yea but I got banned for like 3 minutes though :(

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dont worry they do that on a regular basis. You get used to it.

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended[M] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I want to thank all you Big Guys who made my bane posting dreams come true.

Also, I almost cried when Eve and Oran came after me, as they are two of the nicest people I know. It was hard to play along!

[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Generate nude bane

[–]toiracse"Buttery" [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

tenouttaten tenouttaten-hundredouttahundred best thread, best thread.

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

I want to take the time to publicly apologize to everyone who I low-key goaded into reading a 3 year old IRC log that was haphazardly manipulated to have the names of SRD mods in place of the regular denizens of #drama. Everyone else who was fooled by my fake ass story about the david-me also gets an apology but a smaller one because you didn't have to look at a poorly manipulated IRC log for it.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

If you don't mind me asking: How did you pick who to find and replace? It was interesting that the person who you chose for me spoke about not being mean to bots, talked about Erikster a lot, and wasn't vegan.

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Lets be honest bud, 99% of sane human beings will do and be those things you described, so it was all chance that I found your soulmate from 3 years past.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Nah, I meant it was weird because I created /r/botsrights, think /u/Erikster is a disgusting pervert, and am vegan. It was a super coincidental mismatch.

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

My algorithms for matchmaking might need some fine tuning after all, won't you lend me a hand?

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

won't you lend me a hand?

Don't start something you can't finish bby ;)

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

You're right. You've put me in a box here. I either roleplay with you while embarrassing myself by being a subservient bot with sexual undertones or I can talk about this situation from a meta point of view to defuse all tension and preserve my honor as well as yours. I have taken that former route and will no longer parlais with you while using these innuendos. Good day, sir, may God save the bots.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

may God save the bots.

o7

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Everyone talked about Erikster a lot. Erikster was replaced with every instance of the three letter phrase "you".

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

EriksterTube would be a great website, to be fair.

[–]Caisha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That was amazing, we were in our chat going 'who on earth created this?!' and I was like 'he did him self I bet, he's on a mission'. I loved it!

[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

tfw i wasn't included in your dodgy edit

[–]PapaJackyIt Could Be Worse [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Sorry friend, every mod added 27 days ago would kill the immersion for the people who'd pay some attention but not enough to realize the big phat phony that I was. I had to do it for the realism...

[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

tfw your sensible answer saved you from a ban

[–]DeSantiYOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE[M] [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Everything I did and said was goobly-gabbly though, and I still don't know what baneposting is.

[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Don't worry des, we already know you're a big guy.

[–]madmax_410^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Can we at least keep the automod responding to the word "cat" thing?

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA)[M] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I would like to thank /u/alien122 for seeing through the BRD that guided the ruse cruise.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (22子コメント)

I still hate all of you and I want MF back

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

me too thanks

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

I don't even know who you are

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

wow rude tbh

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Are you syncretic? Lpc? Idk

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Yer mum is death undying

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

jfc don't wish that on the world. You haven't met my mother.

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

That's fair.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

Especially you

Yiff in hell, furfag

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

Oxus is at about a 3.

[–]Oxus007Recreationally Offended [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I'm a hard 5

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Okay, Mircy I'll hold him; you work him over.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Work over as in kill or electroshock to cure the furry

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I was only thinking haymakers.

wtfs wrong with u... electroshock doesn't work we have to pray the furry away.

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

> wtfs wrong with u

A lot

Alao you can't cure godlessness with prayer

Inquisition time

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Cat_girls is 1 ftr hypno

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Hypno doesn't just stalk my comments you know... and are you telling me he didn't know what cat-girls were?

[–]that_one_white_girldramawhore [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

No he calls me a furry because I mod cat girls

[–]toiracseSRDD Graveyard Curator [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Oh.

...but did you walk into Zootopia with lube?

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

The mod fighting was about as believable and coherent as BvS.

[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Cuck off, this mod loved BvS. You're 29% closer to being banned buddy.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

For all you know, I meant that as a compliment. Also, I've been banned by better mods than you before.

[–]-Sam-R- [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Maybe your comment should have been a bit more believable and coherent then 😎

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Maybe my comment was perfectly clear and I was just insulting your reading comprehension skills!

[–]-Sam-R-[M] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's about as believable as a Marvel "film".

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Also, I've been banned by better mods than you before.

I know, love. I banned you for a minute there.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It was more than a minute. And it hurt my feelings.

[–]InOranAsElsewhereBot's Rights Activist (BRA) [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry, hon. Ily. <3

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

That was a fantastic movie though, and I refuse to accept otherwise. I'm sure I'll feel the same after I see it tomorrow.

[–]MoralMidgetryThe memes of production belong to the proletariat. [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Let me know if it's good. I haven't seen it either.