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I genuinely can't stand shit posting. (self.Drama)

LewdRedditor が 投稿

I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or SRD detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

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[–]LLSTTC0 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Hello everyone, my name is /u/LLSTTC0, and I too am a shitposter. Usually I wouldn't admit this, but /u/LewdRedditor's bravery touched me in a way I haven't felt since my uncle used to visit me as a child. Before he left and went to live in Prîsan that is. I'll always miss you Uncle Bobby. Anyway, that's my life story.

Thank you for this /u/LewdRedditor, would anyone else care to share?

[–]Critical_Lit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I shitpost to fuck the pain of my trauma away

Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away

[–]LSUtiger93 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

MRW LEWDredditor posts

[–]letumblrfaec [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.

Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.

I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me.

I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected.

It's heaven.

[–]CarnistHappyCamp [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

welcome to the cuck side, padawan.

[–]zarbarosmo [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

This is what shitposting is for. Also what kind of idiot tries to have a discussion on the internet do you not have friends

[–]pawpawpaw92 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

hehe, drama!!!

[–]justcool393[M] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Removed:

  • Not enough drama

[–]UncleSamuel-UncleSamuel [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

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I do not consent to have the National Secuirty Agency or any agency of the Federal or state governments of the United States of America view any post i make on www.reddit.com. Failure to honor my constitutional rights under the Fourth Amendment will result in civil penalties and render any evidence inadmissible in a court of law.

-UncleSamuel

[–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Meh, I've seen better shitposts. 5/7.

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nice 47 second account when you posted this.

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters.

You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death.

I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.