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@ManUtd[Megathread] @ManUtd are delighted to announce that Ryan Giggs will take over as first team manager on July 1st #GoodLuckRyan (self.reddevils)

Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea が 投稿 - stickied post

Official announcement on our brand new YouTube page (fucking finally!)

"Manchester United are delighted to announce that Ryan Giggs will take over as first team manager on July 1st. We welcome back club legend Gary Neville as his assistant manager. We would also like to take this opportunity to thank Mr Van Gaal for his hard work and professionalism. We know that all the fans will be behind him for our remaining Premier League and FA Cup games. We will be making no further comment on this matter until the end of the season."

Here's what we know so far

  • Happy that Giggs taking over
  • April's seen as the best month to announce that Neville as no.2
  • Fools thought that Jose willing to come here.
  • Day by day updates are unlikely. Story goes Giggs, Neville and Lim planned this all months ago.

Discuss!

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[–]TheJoshider10De Gea 229ポイント230ポイント  (12子コメント)

7 minutes into April Fools Day and the mods are off to a fucking flyer.

[–]soundthealarm21Rooney 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's still the 31st here so I kinda shat myself for a second

[–]cristiano10sMartial 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same, my heart just dropped when I heard

[–]abij2Fellaini 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah same

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 95ポイント96ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thank you. Your comment saved me from a mental breakdown.

[–]tearyouapart 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit

[–]Guth365Ander Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I literally just pulled on my hair before reading this.

[–]BBQ_HaX0rRooney 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it's not April Fools yet in America. Holy shit! Well played mods.

[–]oolalaa 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Then why ruin it with a comment like this?

[–]soundthealarm21Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because some of us needed it before we called an ambulance

[–]meekblogsValencia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was about to have a heart attack.

[–]StannisJrScholesy 80ポイント81ポイント  (4子コメント)

I was about to cry. About to.

Fuck you man, fuck you.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 83ポイント84ポイント  (3子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/FdSzawX.gif

[–]ibaRRaVzLaWayne Rooney, United Legend. 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well fucking played, mate.

[–]WRCousCousAnyone Else 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's very likely the best use of that gif I've seen yet. Well done, all around!

[–]drivinganindievanScholesy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/retiredgif

Fucking Pat with the good sense of humor

[–]BryzgalovItOnlyGameKagawa 101ポイント102ポイント  (9子コメント)

Jesus my heart stopped for a second there

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

My god same. Just popped onto the sub and saw Giggs face with the caption in the sidebar. My heart rate soared.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

pmsl

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

You owe me new pants

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

tammodi right now

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Those are some sick jorts tbf

[–]drivinganindievanScholesy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You look good with the porn stache tammodi

[–]BryzgalovItOnlyGameKagawa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I just saw Neville's face with the caption "assistant manager" and just went BRUH.

[–]ibaRRaVzLaWayne Rooney, United Legend. 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hell same here, I slapped my desk and screamed "FUCK NO!", completely forgot about April fools! Just gonna tell my dad I had a fight with my girlfriend or something, cause he keeps asking what the fuck happened looool.

[–]TheReplacerLegends 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine hasn't stared back up yet. Do I contact the doctor after 9 hours?

[–]neshyneshKagawa 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

A new YouTube channel is beyond belief. Knew as soon as I read that.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thought that might be the most unrealistic thing alright

[–]thecricketnerdYoung 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Haven't been genuinely rickrolled in forever as well assholes

[–]drivinganindievanScholesy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just get RES, saves you from the pain

[–]lukejames1111Beckham 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

56% upvoted

Huehuehue, got ya good!

[–]rawbawRojo is Red! 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards... You absolute bastards... Fair play hahaha

[–]GarethGore 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

jesus. I need to take a day off the internet and just avoid april fools.

[–]jorgelucas7Memphis 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Motherfucker, I absolutely hate April's fool.

[–]TheJoshider10De Gea 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saw a "tweet" from Zack Snyder on the DCEU sub about him not directing Justice League and got excited for fuck sake. At least this one I was aware to the day thankfully.

[–]manunited9Herrera 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well as someone who is in the US where it's still Thursday this didn't come off as an April fools day joke until reddit mobile showed the Rick roll before I clicked on it, well played

[–]DatGuyRichMartial 12/12. HE'S DONE IT. 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear to god my heart literally dropped

[–]MadaraTheUchihaI wanna be the very BEST 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew it, we're never gonna get that youtube channel! Banging tune though.

[–]antantoonAlpaca Gea 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you, I love Never Gonna Give You Up!

[–]GGMU1992Sir Alex 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

So. Most of us for a second thought that this was real. Now that we got to experience the heat of the moment: what was your honest emotional reaction?

[–]soundthealarm21Rooney 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're fucked was my honest first thoughts and reaction

[–]YourLocalVintnerMata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

First was what the fuck is our board smoking, followed by laughter of me about to lose my mind. Then flashes of what if he does well.

[–]dabudeedabudaMemphis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This wasn't good for my heart..

[–]Carpenter7 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was honestly about to cry... gg Mods, GG.

[–]YoungJumpWazza 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought I'd check reddevils before going to sleep. Welp, gotta stay off the internet for the day I see

[–]Noxu777 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

you cunts

jk i love you mods

[–]Jackpot777Solskjær 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish to join the 777's Calling Them Cunts For This Club.

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still March here in the Azores, my heart almost stopped...

[–]Renevat 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I texted my friend the news before I opened the post, so now I'm just gonna play it off as my own April fool's joke. Cheers mods

[–]KnightWhoSaysThis 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddammit. It's not even 1st April yet here. I severely fell for it. Brought me so much joy.

[–]Brownbear97Rooney 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuckin Hell its still Thursday in California gave me a heart attack

[–]datbwoymjpCantona 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 8:27pm on March 31st on the eastern seaboard of the US and I almost threw my phone at the wall.

[–]12JNSmalldini 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the mild heart attack

[–]_Slabs_Le Roi 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just about shat myself

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my fucking god!!! Mods. You bastards. All of you.

Oh my shit I am still shaking...

[–]CathalM 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolute limbs

[–]tkairSchweinsteiger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played mods .... Well played

[–]Waldo76 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watched the whole video. No Ragrets.

[–]jbiresqHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you mods. But damn you really nailed that press release language.

[–]ateroPride of all Europe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

For fucks sakes mods.

[–]OGlogzaMy dogs Blind 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards

[–]House_Of_LannisterLVG 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well Played.

[–]shinkag 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My heart stopped the second I read this then I immediately remembered it was April 1st. Fucking hell you could've killed most of us hahahaha

[–]BritishBrownieMarijuana Mata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my fucking god

[–]danmaherRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Serves me right for going on the Internet on April fools day.

[–]SomeRandomGuy305Rojo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn! You guys got me

[–]RaisingTheKnifeSAF 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha. That was amazing. Fuck I was gotten good there.

[–]OllibrehMemphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards.

[–]nandoschickenwings93 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU FUCKERS

[–]kukasdesignsGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good god I hope the Sun doesn't get a hold of this.

[–]RichieFinnRojo 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

i actually posted this in my group whatsapp like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK .....

cheers for that one.

[–]nandoschickenwings93 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

LOL I was about to do the same and go mental, then I realised the date!

[–]RichieFinnRojo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 am work week,we wasnttt readyyyy.

my fault.

[–]sherazzieMata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was to rage to hell and back ,great april fools guys

[–]spaceherpe61 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

YOU A$$, I was running around my house singing Glory Glory Man United! And now I see its a JOKE. DAMN IT its only 8:00 EST on the 31st!

[–]RVP_20_Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was about to lose my shit until I realized that it's April Fools day in England haha It's still March 31st where I live and I thought this was legit lmao

[–]pause_and_effect 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was furiously searching the title for clues that would tell me it was a hoax, not wanting to open the thread, but alas, you got me! #GoodLuckRyan was a convincing punch in the gut.

[–]Renegade787 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck I was sitting here thinking it wasn't a bad idea

[–]m1r0k0vRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bit over the top but

[–]jrauch77 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking unbelievable. I actually felt hope. It's still the 31st here in the states, damn you! If we were in a good state right now, I'd say well played. As it stands.... fucking fuckity fuck.

[–]MrD3athRyan Fucking Giggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well fucking played

[–]cowsandsheepsvan Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, fuck you guys. I saw this on the front page when there's nothing really going on.

[–]YourLocalVintnerMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You cunts

[–]WRCousCousAnyone Else 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice one haha.

[–]shishamoHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

im too old for this :(

[–]ManUToasterDiego Forlan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu haha fuck you OP

[–]YourTypicalSaudiIt's all Ander control 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

You lil shits...

I was surprised for a sec when I saw the topic's title and who posted it, but few seconds after opening it and noticing today's date I knew this wasn't genuine. You got me for a sec though lol

Kudos on the good work.

EDIT:

  • Happy that Giggs taking over

  • April's seen as the best month to announce that Neville as no.2

  • Fools thought that Jose willing to come here.

  • Day by day updates are unlikely. Story goes Giggs, Neville and Lim planned this all months ago.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

when I saw the topic's title and who posted it

u wot m8

[–]YourTypicalSaudiIt's all Ander control 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I tend to trust you more, but I didn't know you were a playa haha

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Playing the long con son

[–]mroberts46Smalling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards.....................got me so fucking good.

[–]bilalhouri 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not fair! It's not April 1 yet in Canada you can't do this to me :(

[–]iNoScopedJFKoOThe Ballsy One 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pat you evil bastard

[–]Tuffyy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, props

[–]Pizzaboy2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was about to go on a little rant on Twitter ffs! I got got

[–]wharsmetoothpicson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck it, I know it's April Fools but I still enjoyed the thought of it

[–]LordCheezusMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh goddamn you, Mods.

[–]obadetonaHerrera na na naaaa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe you've done this.

[–]Ar-CurunirPaul Scholes, he scores goals! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice bullet points to create Happy April's Fools Day, some creative work there ;) http://m.imgur.com/uMihJ0K

[–]kratos_95 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

knew it was an April fools joke and I was absolutely sure the URL was a rickroll yet i still clicked it for some reason....

[–]Leking9 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOOL, You almost gave me a heart-attack ffs

[–]obadetonaHerrera na na naaaa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

FFS

[–]drivinganindievanScholesy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucks sake

[–]p0wnagerHE'LL FUCKING MURDER YA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

.... You got me

[–]SteaminPileMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys.... You fucking guys...

Actually shat my pants 💩

[–]linkolphd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY HELL, in the USA so I didn't realise April Fool's yet. But I can't say I was totally dissapointed. I've never been a huge Mourinho fan, but my god you got me good.

[–]m1ckjagger'O Merseyside is full of shit! Its full of shit,shit & Bullshit' 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards, I actually just let out an audible 'What the Fuck?!' at work. I'm off the internet for today...

Well Played Mods!

[–]gambit700Keane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 5pm my time mods. You guys almost gave me a heart attack

[–]sprunthJones 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mind's been prepared for April Fools all day yet this still caught me. My heart.

Also great job mods on the sidebar!

[–]MalforianSchweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is the RvP back as solo striker announced later ?

[–]rayray604Van Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just got April fooled, so glad this wasn't the real thing.

[–]rossco9Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my fucking god, this is not on. Nearly had a heart attack and then I remembered the time difference.

[–]down_goes_frazierCarrick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fell for this hard.

Sincerely, Fuck you mods

[–]pata264 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same, my heart almost stopped...

[–]2spoopy4meeRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was extra terrifying, it's still not April 1st where I am. GG Mods you got me.

[–]MissingLink101 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played... well played

polite applause

[–]il_piu_forte_2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow had me grinning like an idiot

[–]manudevil7Beckham 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went into full blown panic mode.

Hat tip, you guys got me. Happy April Fools, everyone!

[–]grifoystoner 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Top notch. Top notch. I felt happy and terrified all at once before I knew I was getting my leg pulled.

[–]tinoasprilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You evil fucker! You got me good mate, you got me good

[–]UnitedFaxMachine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My jaw fell when I saw the first caption then saw Neville looking like a dunce and was about collapse.

[–]OzUnder 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks IPhone

[–]pinkrosetoolRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys suck, holy shit. Its not even the 1st yet where I am from!

[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCKING HELL...I just logged in after 12 hours and my heart fucking missed a beat. Mods pls

[–]BmoresSpice 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found this so funny since it's not April Fool's day in the States yet. I see what you did there now I'll be on my toes.

[–]brown_troutMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Happy April Fools Day"

That was well done! Hahaha

[–]super_nomadLVG 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

got me so bad because I'm stateside and I wasn't prepared yet... ill never let my guard down like that again.

[–]dapdanHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first thing I do after waking up is to visit this sub and this gave me a shock. Fuck off !! :D

[–]Joebro7592 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow thank you so much mods.... I didn't want to keep wearing these pants anyway.

[–]AMBsFatherManchester United 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taking a dump. Come to my beloved subreddit and yelped. My wife heard me and I began spurting out what happened. She could give two shits haha. Noticed it was April Fools joke. Fin.

[–]daprodigyx19Mata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love you guys..

It would have worked if you didnt have the Jose sidebar one with his smirk saying "Hes off to Arsenal"

The youtube part kinda threw it away aswell

[–]tresequisMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My heart sank when I read this, well played. Happy April's Fools Day (nice touch) you dicks

[–]TheGodAtlas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

begins sarcastic clapping

[–]skarbowskiMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well fucking played.

Still a few hours from April 1, but fuck that had me.

[–]noxs812Sir Alex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG YOU GUYS

[–]gloweScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not even April 1st in Canada....Settle!

[–]EEEK88Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like the sneaky "Happy April Fools Day" on the bullet points. Quality fooling.

[–]Noob_Day 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's only March 31st in the U.S. I can't lie, you had me for a minute. It felt so good too...

[–]JGQuintelMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: Americans telling everyone it's not April Fools Day yet

[–]elreydelasurOffYerFuckingPerch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

fuck you i almost shat my pants

[–]goodguy1994it's Rooneyyy, it's inevitable. some things are meant to be 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hell

[–]devil27 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played sir. You had me panicking.

[–]astobieFlock of Seagulls 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is garbage we on the East Coast of the US should be exempt for 55 minutes!

[–]maverick8496Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn you guys. That was amazing. I was still half asleep when I opened the this sub. And I was wide awake before completion of the post. Thanks for reminding me that it's fools day, this will keep me alert for rest of the day.

[–]reddit_no_likeyHey... Hey... Sack the manager. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take a bow, mods! Well done, Pat.

[–]marcodjHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

19:42 of March 31st. I was about to cry with joy. Bastard

[–]YoungStonerLifeMr. Cool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got excited then realized the date. Fuck me.