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@ManUtd[Megathread] @ManUtd are delighted to announce that Ryan Giggs will take over as first team manager on July 1st #GoodLuckRyan (self.reddevils)

Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea が 投稿 - stickied post

Official announcement on our brand new YouTube page (fucking finally!)

"Manchester United are delighted to announce that Ryan Giggs will take over as first team manager on July 1st. We welcome back club legend Gary Neville as his assistant manager. We would also like to take this opportunity to thank Mr Van Gaal for his hard work and professionalism. We know that all the fans will be behind him for our remaining Premier League and FA Cup games. We will be making no further comment on this matter until the end of the season."

Here's what we know so far

  • Happy that Giggs taking over
  • April's seen as the best month to announce that Neville as no.2
  • Fools thought that Jose willing to come here.
  • Day by day updates are unlikely. Story goes Giggs, Neville and Lim planned this all months ago.

Discuss!

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[–]TheJoshider10De Gea 84ポイント85ポイント  (4子コメント)

7 minutes into April Fools Day and the mods are off to a fucking flyer.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you. Your comment saved me from a mental breakdown.

[–]soundthealarm21Rooney 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's still the 31st here so I kinda shat myself for a second

[–]BBQ_HaX0rRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it's not April Fools yet in America. Holy shit! Well played mods.

[–]StannisJrScholesy 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

I was about to cry. About to.

Fuck you man, fuck you.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/FdSzawX.gif

[–]ibaRRaVzLaWayne Rooney, United Legend. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well fucking played, mate.

[–]WRCousCousAnyone Else 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's very likely the best use of that gif I've seen yet. Well done, all around!

[–]BryzgalovItOnlyGameKagawa 53ポイント54ポイント  (8子コメント)

Jesus my heart stopped for a second there

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

My god same. Just popped onto the sub and saw Giggs face with the caption in the sidebar. My heart rate soared.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

pmsl

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

You owe me new pants

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

tammodi right now

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are some sick jorts tbf

[–]BryzgalovItOnlyGameKagawa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I just saw Neville's face with the caption "assistant manager" and just went BRUH.

[–]ibaRRaVzLaWayne Rooney, United Legend. 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hell same here, I slapped my desk and screamed "FUCK NO!", completely forgot about April fools! Just gonna tell my dad I had a fight with my girlfriend or something, cause he keeps asking what the fuck happened looool.

[–]TheReplacerLegends 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine hasn't stared yet. Do I contact the doctor after 9 hours?

[–]neshyneshKagawa 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

A new YouTube channel is beyond belief. Knew as soon as I read that.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thought that might be the most unrealistic thing alright

[–]thecricketnerdYoung 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haven't been genuinely rickrolled in forever as well assholes

[–]lukejames1111Beckham 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

56% upvoted

Huehuehue, got ya good!

[–]rawbawRojo is Red! 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards... You absolute bastards... Fair play hahaha

[–]GarethGore 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

jesus. I need to take a day off the internet and just avoid april fools.

[–]jorgelucas7Memphis 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Motherfucker, I absolutely hate April's fool.

[–]TheJoshider10De Gea 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saw a "tweet" from Zack Snyder on the DCEU sub about him not directing Justice League and got excited for fuck sake. At least this one I was aware to the day thankfully.

[–]MadaraTheUchihaI wanna be the very BEST 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew it, we're never gonna get that youtube channel! Banging tune though.

[–]antantoonAlpaca Gea 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you, I love Never Gonna Give You Up!

[–]DatGuyRichMartial 12/12. HE'S DONE IT. 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear to god my heart literally dropped

[–]dabudeedabudaMemphis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This wasn't good for my heart..

[–]Carpenter7 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was honestly about to cry... gg Mods, GG.

[–]YoungJumpWazza 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought I'd check reddevils before going to sleep. Welp, gotta stay off the internet for the day I see

[–]manunited9Herrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well as someone who is in the US where it's still Thursday this didn't come off as an April fools day joke until reddit mobile showed the Rick roll before I clicked on it, well played

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still March here in the Azores, my heart almost stopped...

[–]KnightWhoSaysThis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddammit. It's not even 1st April yet here. I severely fell for it. Brought me so much joy.

[–]Noxu777 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

you cunts

jk i love you mods

[–]12JNSmalldini 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the mild heart attack

[–]Renevat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I texted my friend the news before I opened the post, so now I'm just gonna play it off as my own April fool's joke. Cheers mods

[–]_Slabs_Le Roi 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just about shat myself

[–]tammodiruud van nistelrooy tra la la la la 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my fucking god!!! Mods. You bastards. All of you.

Oh my shit I am still shaking...

[–]Brownbear97Rooney 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuckin Hell its still Thursday in California gave me a heart attack

[–]GGMU1992Sir Alex 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

So. Most of us for a second thought that this was real. Now that we got to experience the heat of the moment: what was your honest emotional reaction?

[–]soundthealarm21Rooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're fucked was my honest first thoughts and reaction

[–]YourLocalVintnerMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

First was what the fuck is our board smoking, followed by laughter of me about to lose my mind. Then flashes of what if he does well.

[–]CathalM 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolute limbs

[–]tkairSchweinsteiger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played mods .... Well played

[–]Waldo76 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watched the whole video. No Ragrets.

[–]jbiresqHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you mods. But damn you really nailed that press release language.

[–]ateroPride of all Europe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

For fucks sakes mods.

[–]OGlogzaMy dogs Blind 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards

[–]House_Of_LannisterLVG 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well Played.

[–]shinkag 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My heart stopped the second I read this then I immediately remembered it was April 1st. Fucking hell you could've killed most of us hahahaha

[–]BritishBrownieMarijuana Mata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my fucking god

[–]danmaherRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Serves me right for going on the Internet on April fools day.

[–]SomeRandomGuy305Rojo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn! You guys got me

[–]RaisingTheKnifeSAF 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha. That was amazing. Fuck I was gotten good there.

[–]OllibrehMemphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards.

[–]nandoschickenwings93 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU FUCKERS

[–]kukasdesignsGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good god I hope the Sun doesn't get a hold of this.

[–]RichieFinnRojo 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

i actually posted this in my group whatsapp like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK .....

cheers for that one.

[–]nandoschickenwings93 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

LOL I was about to do the same and go mental, then I realised the date!

[–]RichieFinnRojo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 am work week,we wasnttt readyyyy.

my fault.

[–]spaceherpe61 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

YOU A$$, I was running around my house singing Glory Glory Man United! And now I see its a JOKE. DAMN IT its only 8:00 EST on the 31st!

[–]MrD3athRyan Fucking Giggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well fucking played

[–]cowsandsheepsvan Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, fuck you guys. I saw this on the front page when there's nothing really going on.

[–]YourLocalVintnerMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You cunts

[–]ManUToasterDiego Forlan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu haha fuck you OP

[–]sherazzieMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was to rage to hell and back ,great april fools guys

[–]YourTypicalSaudiIt's all Ander control 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

You lil shits...

I was surprised for a sec when I saw the topic's title and who posted it, but few seconds after opening it and noticing today's date I knew this wasn't genuine. You got me for a sec though lol

Kudos on the good work.

EDIT:

  • Happy that Giggs taking over

  • April's seen as the best month to announce that Neville as no.2

  • Fools thought that Jose willing to come here.

  • Day by day updates are unlikely. Story goes Giggs, Neville and Lim planned this all months ago.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

when I saw the topic's title and who posted it

u wot m8

[–]YourTypicalSaudiIt's all Ander control 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tend to trust you more, but I didn't know you were a playa haha

[–]mroberts46Smalling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You bastards.....................got me so fucking good.

[–]bilalhouri 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not fair! It's not April 1 yet in Canada you can't do this to me :(

[–]iNoScopedJFKoOThe Ballsy One 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pat you evil bastard

[–]Tuffyy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, props

[–]Pizzaboy2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was about to go on a little rant on Twitter ffs! I got got

[–]WRCousCousAnyone Else 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice one haha.

[–]shishamoHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

im too old for this :(