I sit here and write a lot of stuff about women and their evil nature, thus meaning that I have a lot of experience with these cabal creatures of the night.

I have compiled a list of potential Red Flags for a female plate

A red flag just in case you didn't know Beta boy is warning sign for a dangerous female.

Here is my list of red flags:

• Has tattoos or piercings
• Sounds needy
• Eats pancakes
• Was raised by a single mother
• Knows how to read and write
• Once touched another human male
• Has a Facebook profile
• Doesn't know how to cook buttertarts
• Has a highschool degree
• Once travelled outside of the kitchen to ride on exotic penis
• Refuses to wear her burqa
• Shows her ankles
• Is over the age of 17, thus corrupted by the feminized school system
• Owns a collection of DVDs
• Turns the world into an eternal winter because she is cold
• Possesses 2 or more Bengal tigers or applicable jungle cats

If you notice 3 or more of these signs, Immediately report this to the Council of Internet Alpha Males where she will pass judgement in the rigorous gauntlet known as The Field Report.