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[–]TrumpGalNY[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (27子コメント)

Centipedes, remember to navigate nimbly when it comes to identifying these women. This post has hit r/all and with the extra attention we have to be extra cautious about not posting anything that could get the sub banned.

The first three women named are all public figures (Carpenter, Pierson, and Flores) having all appeared on TV as pundits. If it turns out the other two are private figures, DO NOT POST THEIR NAMES, PHOTOS, OR ANY OTHER IDENTIFYING INFORMATION. Not even if someone said it on twitter. If you see any posts like that, report them.

[–]RolandSchlopendorf 101ポイント102ポイント  (18子コメント)

Holy shit, Trump had to have known about this for some time.

He has been drilling the line, "Lyin' Ted" and "Holds the Bible up and then he lies."

I didn't think 'Lyin' Ted' was as good of a linguistic kill shot as his other ones. It didn't really match any kind of physicality that Ted had. And it seemed pretty dicey to criticize someone's religion. But Trump has been 12 steps ahead of everyone this whole time.

Then the whole feud with the wives makes sense, since Ted took the bait and issued that stern sound bite of "No one goes after my wife."

It's all so perfect. There is no way this is real. Trump is unstoppable.

[–]Tlehmann22 42ポイント43ポイント  (4子コメント)

Agreed, definitely planned. Trump had this in his back pocket the whole time. I'm not sure how he's going to do it yet, but he will destroy Hillary in time.

[–]RolandSchlopendorf 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can see Donald easily beating Hillary once he wraps up the nomination and pivots to the center.

"Hillary voted for the disastrous Iraq War, she is funded by Wall Street. She doesn't have the energy of stamina to keep America safe."

Also, the talking point that Trump can't win in the general because he pissed off too many Latinos with his comments about Mexico isn't true. The GOP could get the same number of votes by getting a larger percentage of the black vote, which is possible given how conservative they are (not on party, but when you poll them on issues). Trump will also try to stop the bleeding from Latino voters by focusing more of the criticism on Mexico specifically and how they are a problem country for the region.

[–]PhillipmcdUSA[🍰] 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a total House Of Cards move.

"Leave my wife alone, no one goes after her!"

Less than 24 hours later headline: Cruz caught cheating with 5 women.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRLvYeaUYAEtT9T.png

[–]NimbleNavigator_RUS 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ignoring all the honorable shitlords here, you have a great/ironic point.

[–]wild_cat_attackIL 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

So god damn perfect. As Dilbert write says, it'll be a trigger and the confirmation bias will be undeniable. Perfect

[–]germantobyOH 542ポイント543ポイント  (70子コメント)

Sarah Isgur Flores was the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina.. This may explain the transfer of $500,000 from the Ted Cruz PAC to the Carly Fiorina PAC

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/why-did-ted-cruzs-pac-give-half-a-million-to-carly-fiorinas/

[–]TrumptheCuckSlayerGA 184ポイント185ポイント  (22子コメント)

lmao that sneaky rato is fucking the campaign manager of every candidate

[–]fastmandanTX 83ポイント84ポイント  (11子コメント)

his own, donald's, and carly...that leaves the schoolteacher and the call girl for numbers 4 and 5, right?

[–]TheJarvitalBreastCA 249ポイント250ポイント  (13子コメント)

The internet is on fire right now, holy shit! I can't refresh my browser fast enough!!!

[–]p-wojAUS 137ポイント138ポイント  (10子コメント)

The internet makes this all possible. The speed and accessibility of all this information is leaving the MSM in the dust. No time for spin, only enough time for information.

[–]turboreginaMAGA 78ポイント79ポイント  (8子コメント)

Remember, Drudge broke the Monica Lewinsky scandal. That was huge. But, this scandal- we're all on it!

[–]americasciceroNH 56ポイント57ポイント  (1子コメント)

She threatened to leak unless he donated to her campaign methinks

[–]DonatelloJTrump 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is awesome to the tubular max bro. Is it real?

[–]MNYGAUSA 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

It also explains all the PACs trying to donate to Trump so desperately and being pissed when he doesn't accept

[–]TheCandelabraCA 74ポイント75ポイント  (5子コメント)

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[–]fastmandanTX 56ポイント57ポイント  (1子コメント)

this is like a slow-motion trainwreck...this is gonna be a long 12 days until wisconsin

[–]cowboysfan88VA 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

If this can actually be proven this primary is 100% over immediately

[–]wild_cat_attackIL 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

A Washington Times columnist says at least two of the affairs did happen.

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

[–]PoliticsOnRedditKY 303ポイント304ポイント  (90子コメント)

Man this is some FBI type shit. I can only guess 4chan is finding them? FBI needs to start hiring people.. :))

[–]fastmandanTX 190ポイント191ポイント  (58子コメント)

4chan is fucking amazing. how the fuck did they find these pictures?

[–]MaymayMaestroCO 479ポイント480ポイント  (17子コメント)

Don't underestimate the power of autism.

[–]Taylor814CO 69ポイント70ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just spit up my beer.

[–]SkaggAteMyPappyTX 122ポイント123ポイント  (9子コメント)

/pol/ magic

best not question them, lest we anger the beast

[–]ckelly4200FL 88ポイント89ポイント  (5子コメント)

The Beast is always angry. Its a matter of what draws its ire, and today that subject would be "things that have touched the maple rat's dick."

[–]SkaggAteMyPappyTX 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lyin' Ted has threatened Daddy, and he must pay.

[–]rafay_MJPN 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

jesus christ. I love you all.

I love this sub so so much. Even the /pol/ guys. And today, especially the pol guys.

[–]yabbadabbadoo1CA 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

/pol/ magic

Starting to think the NSA should just get to work on that and stop with all the surveillance. Amazing sometimes how good these folks are lol.

[–]SkaggAteMyPappyTX 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was a silent observer on a few of the classic 4chan doxxings, it's scary what they could find and how fast they found it.

The one I remember the best was when 4chan caught wind of this girl who threw puppies into a river, and with nothing else to go on but the video of her killing said puppies, they found her.

Her name, address, all that shit.

And she was charged/arrested.

It was amazing and terrifying. You never want to get on 4chan's bad side.

[–]haddernannyCA 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember that--I think they called her school and I remember something about putting pictures of her doing that vile thing on her locker

[–]TICKLE_MY_RECTUMCAN 110ポイント111ポイント  (7子コメント)

there are tons of fucking geniuses on 4chan - 4chan is where smart people go to act dumb, reddit is where dumb people go to act smart

[–]BaconAndWeedNY 68ポイント69ポイント  (15子コメント)

Never underestimate 4chan

Edit: I recognize that bulge!

There's also the one where there's a crowd of protestors and anon recognizes one from a horse porn. The picture's not quite beastiality, but there's horse penis and human vagoo but I'll post if I won't get banned.

[–]fastmandanTX 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

what???? just what??? they have magic superpowers

[–]BaconAndWeedNY 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's called Autism.

[–]eddielaciePA 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

high capacity assault autism

[–]0fficerNastyND 77ポイント78ポイント  (13子コメント)

We're on it. The hooker and English teacher are left.

[–]tholinss 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

Clue: Presidental Election edition

[–]0fficerNastyND 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like Guess Who. At least they're all brunettes.

[–]caesar315CT 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

Trump must have had the dirt on Ted long, long ago. He's been in the media game longer than anyone.

[–]BOJON_of_Brinstar 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first two were pretty easy. There have been rumors about Katrina for a while now, and the hair/background looked familiar to a lot of us. Carpenter's smile gave her away, and she came to mind because she has worked with Cruz and has been shilling for him on CNN throughout the election.

[–]Omniquist 116ポイント117ポイント  (4子コメント)

TAY KNEW

Was her murder part of the coverup?

[–]no_coatsSC 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

ZODIAC KILLER STRIKES AGAIN

[–]CryptardianVA 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tay died before I got to witness her. Much like every star in a beautiful, distant galaxy.

BIGGEST REGRET OF [CURRENT YEAR]

[–]TRUMP_FOR_AMERICACA 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

Omg, Trump has this whole election planned from the start. He purposely hit Ted Cruz's wife to get teddy to defend his wife, and immediately afterword lyin' ted's affairs are exposed and he loses all support because his base is religious people who describe themselves as very conservative.

[–]GordonHighlanders30 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL Ted Cruz got honeydicked

[–]benzabsCO 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is just fucking mental. trump is an absolute madman

[–]wild_cat_attackIL 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Check.Mate. bye bye RATO!

[–]gorilla_headCO 103ポイント104ポイント  (17子コメント)

No way is Cruz getting all of this hot ass! No fucking way!

[–]CuckSandersCA 126ポイント127ポイント  (25子コメント)

HE PICKS UP THE BIBLE AND LIES

[–]Memoruiz7 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

After the Gawker ruling, I doubt The National Enquirer wouldn't be cautious about publishing this info. I'm afraid that Ted Cruz's political career is over.

Good riddance.

[–]_dunno_lolTX 96ポイント97ポイント  (11子コメント)

Holy Shit, I thought this was a joke/meme. If Trump has the balls to uncover Ted's infidelity then I can't wait to see what he does with Hillary.

[–]formp3 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

No wonder Cruz's daughter didn't want anything to do with him

[–]blindponeNJ 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

THIS COULD END CRUZ'S CAREER!

LETS BURY THIS FUCK!

[–]FrunkisOA 82ポイント83ポイント  (16子コメント)

Found this comment:

Apparently Trump hired one of Cruz's alleged mistresses. She contacted him last year, prior to him officially announcing his campaign, at a tea party event. (I won't publish any names, but i know who it is.) I assume that the story is real and that Trump prepared for more than a year to use it against Cruz. However I don't think that it's an intentional leak because Kasich is still in the race and Trump said he wants Cruz 1 on 1. I guess he intended to use it against Cruz if Kasich had lost Ohio and dropped out.

On this article:

http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/03/24/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-thoughts/

[–]Duke217 150ポイント151ポイント  (19子コメント)

Michelle Fields is one of them. She has to be. I can sense it.

[–]notafoolishmerchantIA 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

If it comes out Michelle Fields is one of them it's game over.

[–]ZhonPepe 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be FUCKED!

[–]wild_cat_attackIL 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

A Washington Times columnist says at least two of the affairs did happen.

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

[–]MMAFan72CA 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

This may do even more damage than being endorsed by Jeb!

[–]GluuporNY 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

I have to work tomorrow. But this development is making my energy too damn high. Fuck it, it's Friday, I'll survive.

#CruzSexScandal

[–]NimbleNavigator_RUS 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don owes pol a major shout out when he wakes up. Tomorrow is going to be one funny ass day.

[–]KalidontxTX 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

It took one Pepe to earn their undying loyalty.

[–]TrumpingIntensifiesOH 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a very very rare pepe dont underestimate its power

[–]TakingCoatsNY 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

CruzSexScandal is Number 1 trend on twitter right now.

[–]HooKim 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

JEB JUMPS ONBOARD, SHIP SINKS IMMEDIATELY!

[–]ZaQ_QNY 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's dispel with this fiction that Ted Cruz doesn't know who he's doing. He knows exactly who he's doing

[–]JOHNSCOTTASGMVP2K16 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

Man they did a shitty job making the faces anonymous

[–]turboreginaMAGA 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

Hey guys, remember that Breitbart bombshell that was supposed to be released a few weeks ago, but never was released?

Who thinks this is it?

[–]Trenhelm1ID 116ポイント117ポイント  (9子コメント)

I would like to take this moment to, as a mormon who proudly voted for Trump in the primaries, tell all the other mormons who voted for Cruz...TOLD YOU SO, CUCKS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[–]FindingTruthIHope 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're one of the brave ones not drooling when Glenn Beck says that Dominion Christian Ted Cruz is not a Mormon Elder that will fulfill the White Horse Prophecy? Good job, sir.

[–]localbizdudeFL 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn, got to admit. Pulling some nice tail.

[–]trumpcultureNY 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

If this is real...couldn't they have released this before the Mormons voted...

[–]GluuporNY 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

The /r/politics mods removed the story over there. Maybe it needs to be reposted under the headline "obscure individual says something positive about Bernie Sanders" to be considered newsworthy.

[–]hansgruberr 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

"The Ted Cruz Sex Scandal is Proof that the Bernie Sanders Campaign is Alive and Well. Here are the Reasons Why.

[–]MuntbergCAN 17ポイント18ポイント  (5子コメント)

Guys I swear to god memes are not supposed to have this much power I don't know what real life is anymore.

[–]nickateenWI 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

For some reason this post sent me into a frenzy of uncontrollable laughter.

MEME THE DONALD TO 1600 PENN

[–]znelson32PA 48ポイント49ポイント  (6子コメント)

I can't believe this rat-faced fuck bagged so many hot women.

[–]blueblarflubarCA 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

DONALD TRUMP HAS THE BEST INTERNET PEOPLE. HAIL /POL/

[–]formp3 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is the best election cycle ever!!

[–]AwwwYourFeelingsIN 47ポイント48ポイント  (10子コメント)

OH THANK GOD ITS NOT ANDREA TANTAROS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]gorilla_headCO 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

ANDREA TANTAROS

She was dating Dave Navarro. That would be a looooong fall for her to have anything to do with Ted.

[–]CrackingYsCAN 60ポイント61ポイント  (5子コメント)

This has gotta be some big mistake. I refuse to believe women this attractive would enjoy having a tiny rat penis inside them.

[–]fastmandanTX 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

oh man when i first saw the picture i thought it was S.E. Cupp...

[–]TheGreatRohCAN 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously Trump could run we do not want a repeat of the Clintons in the white house. Both bashing Lyin' Ted and Shillary.

[–]TheLawIXKS 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

If this is real, the election is over.

[–]wild_cat_attackIL 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

A Washington Times columnist says at least two of the affairs did happen.

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

[–]G0LDUSTMS 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Katrina Peirson liked a #CruzSexScandal TWEET!!

[–]Duke217 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

TRUMP SAVED THE REPUBLICANS, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF CRUZ ENDED UP THE NOMINEE WITH THIS SCANDAL?

[–]toybrandon 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

No worries, I won't spill the beans.

[–]makefoodgreatagainNY 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ooooh, CruzSexScandal is trending worldwide on Twitter right now.

[–]JoshVerdugo966 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

Here's how the Enquirer is playing this, and why I believe this is all true: They dangle the allegation without exposing the identities of the women. The women have the choice now to come forward and admit it, or their names get dumped next week. Cruz can suspend his campaign and the story goes away. Or Cruz can deny it and the names get dumped. Or he can ignore it. Any one of these scenarios involve MSM coverage before Wisconsin. This is the end of Lyin' Ted. (see Gary Hart, 1988 "Monkey Business")

[–]MuntbergCAN 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

They've even removed the thread on /r/politics.

[–]Subdued_Stallion 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why would the mods remove the thread?

[–]MuntbergCAN 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because Trump getting the nomination triggers them too hard.

[–]TheYear2045 70ポイント71ポイント  (14子コメント)

shit ni**as ima head over to /pol/ they got some crazy powers ima see if i can join in lol

[–]ckelly4200FL 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

. . . be careful

[–]plus1zero 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

Don't uh..don't let them know you came from Reddit or they'll probably drop this whole thing and go after you.

[–]JedYorksCA 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

tfw we are going to get Ted cruz kicked out of the race

and they said all this shitposting was not going to be of any significance.

[–]Monteg9210 39ポイント40ポイント  (6子コメント)

2 more

[–]fastmandanTX 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

teacher and the whore are left

[–]Pos7al 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the whore is the middle one... my shitty CSI abilities are tingling.

[–]HnB_01CA 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never a dull moment on r/The_Donald. Greatest sub in the history of ever.

[–]muscleg33k 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

A Washington Times columnist confirms that two of the alleged mistresses are a go. #CruzSexScandal https://mobile.twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

[–]cowboysfan88VA 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

GUYS I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT THERES TOO MUCH HIGH ENERGY FROM THIS POST I DONT WANT TO MISS ANY UPDATES

[–]GrandebaboFL 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm waiting to hear this tomorrow. BREAKING NEWS: Sen Ted Cruz to announce suspension of presidental campaign to spend more time with family.

[–]XSShadow 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lets try and stay objective centipedes, what about the date at the bottom right? Looks like it says April 4, 2016. Why? Is that when the next edition of the Enquirer is coming out?

[–]Bulletproof_HaasTX 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

These journalists must have some damning evidence, they wouldn't put their balls in a legal vice like this without it.

[–]wild_cat_attackIL 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not after Hogan, hell no.

A Washington Times columnist says at least two of the affairs did happen.

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

[–]Nearlydearly 32ポイント33ポイント  (16子コメント)

Katrina Pierson though? How? I mean that's Trump's campaign gal right?

[–]fastmandanTX 40ポイント41ポイント  (2子コメント)

maybe she came clean to trump at the beginning and she is his trump card? hell...she might even BE the source of all of the other women as well

[–]256s 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

The way this is all coming together... it's all so beautiful

[–]VideoGangstaPA 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think the biggest question here is how did Ted Cruz get 5 women to voluntarily have sex with him?

[–]CALAMITYFOXMI 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are we witnessing history live? Will this be the turning point?

[–]TrumptheCuckSlayerGA 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

MEME MAGIC DETECTIVES DOING THEIR JOB

[–]Vullara 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Katrina is the "BEANS" Trump was talking about!

[–]Patrick_KaneUSA 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

I will say this. Regardless if this is true or not, the timing is very interesting. The day after Cruz goes after Trump's wife. This is a message to Hillary. Don't fuck with me.

[–]RemigarCA 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Cruz has been Rused, centipedes.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_MAGAOH 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

TED IS A MESS

[–]BotchJonesGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tomorrow will be a day to remember folks. BELIEVE IT

[–]Enzo-UnversedWA 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

So the rumor about Pierson was true.

[–]hooberjabber 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Came here for politics, left with laughs. Have an upvote

[–]Twenty2RightUSA 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lyin' Ted!

He holds Heidi up

Puts her down

And then he lies

Lies in bed with all kinds of women

[–]simohayhaNY 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn. Gotta hand it to Rato here, that's some decent ass he's pulling

[–]AnimblenavigatorPA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shouldn't by process of elimination one of them be "candy wrapper" the prostitute?

[–]olater3IL 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm a little worried about Heidi...If she kills herself, somehow Trump will be blamed. Worst case scenario, uh let's show some Internet sympathies..

[–]nickateenWI 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

DONALD TAKE MY FAITHFUL ENERGY

[–]parad0x92CA 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can't believe they slept with a man that ate a booger on national television during a debate