Summary I'm currently dating a post wall woman, and as a joke I decided to make rules for her to follow. I thought I'd share them here.
Please enjoy some light entertainment for your wednesday afternoon.
Been dating this 32 year old (looks about 22) I'm 28. She is very hot but like kind of desperate to settle down. Shes an 8/10 presentable sexy body shes 5ft. Im 5'11.
Naturally being post wall she mentions how in her 9 year relationship she was extremely unhappy. Why surprise surprise I ruled the relationship. I made decisions. I lead. I hated my ex. I wasted my life with him
So back living with her parents and holding onto her fading looks I've stepped in and have been fucking her for a couple weeks. It took a while at first but she was definitely worth it.
Shes gone round telling people were bf/gf and I just shrugged my shoulders and went "fuck it if you want."
Naturally used to dating a beta, she had her faults. She wanted things her own way, she answered back etc. When it was on the brink of getting too much I got up and said "fuck it, I'm leaving" it was hilarious. She literally begged me to stay.
Since then its like shes my slave. She admitted "my pussy gets so wet when you tell me what to do, and when I'm at your mercy." I took it further. I gave her a three strike system. She already has one strike over something so ridiculous that she strives not to fuck up again! She begged for another chance which I turned down. 2 strikes left (lol)
So then just for fun, I decided to write a list of rules she must abide too. Absolutely certain this 8/10 sexy woman would tell me to fuck off (she gets hit on quite a lot too) she accepted every single one and even tries to live by them!
Regardless of what happens between me and her (obviously I'm just going with the flow) here are the said rules:
1. Must eat healthy and workout 3 times a day minimum. Must join a gym or at least attend classes. Have a goal weight to achieve e.g. 40kg by June as an example. Absolutely no junk food tolerated. Once or twice a week cheat meals are allowed. (Shes joined a gym and going to be getting even fitter! Ha)
2. Must not EVER disrespect me in public. Ever. Especially in front of friends and family. Mild jokes are tolerated. Anything more will result in me walking away.
3. Must message me daily to be told how much she appreciates me.
4. Must trust my judgement and never answer back, unless I point to the sky on a sunny day and say that its night time. My direction is the right direction
5. Must be always affectionate. Kisses, cuddles and constant praise.
6. Must not try to make me feel jealous (although I don’t have a jealous bone in my body) but any attempts at parties/functions will immediately be shot down by me and seen as disrespectful.
7. Must not answer back. Understand I’m always right. Any answer backs must immediately result in an apology “sorry.”
8. Must make me a coffee or tea when I ask. Regardless of where we are.
9. Must always cook for me. Exactly what I want. If were not eating out ofcourse.
10. Must pay her way and treat me. Understand that I am NOT a walking cash machine. Bills occasionally are split, as will I be treated occasionally too. And vice versa.
11. Must keep all details of relationship private. Nobody is to know any of our business. Sexual, etc nothing. If anyone asks say “its good, and were happy. We don’t wish to discuss our relationship.”
12. Must ask for my approval for ALL plans. E.g. a cinema treat. I must be asked if I wish to attend. And want to. If I don’t want to. Do not let your frustration out on me.
13. Never question my loyalty/dedication. Ever. (I cheat on her constantly)
14. In the bedroom must be submissive to my every request. However outlandish it is.
15. Understand that all strikes are reset after a certain period of time. 3 strikes are issued every few months/year. However do not ever try and use this to your advantage to fuck up.
16. Never moan/vent to family or friends about how you have to be submissive. Keep it to yourself, accept it, and adjust to it
The U-Turn is incredible. She was alright before, now she literally is my submissive slave. Bows to my every move, turn and does whatever I say. I know shes post-wall and its so ridiculous but I actually find it very hot and ofcourse very funny.
Lessons Learned: The 9 years wasted with her fat loser bf where she was in charge meant fuck all. And the few weeks with an "asshole" or "sexist" pig like me is what she wanted all along.
This weekend shes coming over to suck my cock, cook me dinner and clean my house. Literally never had a woman like that before.
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