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How To Be a Manchester United Fan? (self.reddevils)

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I am thinking of compiling a funny 'How To' for becoming a fan of various clubs and I need some input. How does one become a Manchester United fan? Could be comical or more serious.

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[–]Dexidrian 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

The stereotypical Manchester United fan:

  • Insists that the team plays the 'United way'.
  • Insists that managers give youth a chance.
  • Hates Liverpool and all Liverpool supporters.
  • Has a dislike for Arsenal supporters, though this is not exclusive to just United supporters.
  • Has a meltdown after at least 3 losses in a row.
  • Goes 'numb' after more that 3 losses in a row.
  • Claims that United is 'back' after winning against lower league side.
  • Has a general yearning for swashbucking football.
  • Hangs onto old players' words.
  • Has a strong nostalgia for Ferguson era, for good reason.
  • Has a preference for 'romantic' notions, such as return of Ronaldo or Giggs becoming manager (Though recently a more realistic viewpoint can be noted, especially in regards to Giggs and a possible Mourinho era.)
  • Can sometimes appear entitled due to wanting a manager or players who fit into the 'United way'.

[–]Dawnriderdevil 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

  • Throw a tantrum when Phil Jones takes corners.

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    [–]daniam1Shaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Its a drum for two people :)

    [–]Launch_a_poo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    • Collectivley pick a player to scapegoat at the beginning of each season be it Cleverley or Young or Fellaini. If something goes wrong then it's their fault

    [–]pimorulesRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dont forget "posts long rant that includes at least one variation of WE ARE MANCHESTER UNITED"

    [–]YouAreAGoatJanuzaj 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Cut a hole in the box.

    [–]TheeldergingerSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Step 2: Put yo junk in that box.

    [–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Step 3: Make her open the box.

    [–]jakeharra03 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Step 1: Suggest a certain player is underperforming or give your opinion Step 2: Find nearest bomb shelter.

    [–]FeezbullGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Step one- dislike rat stew.

    Step two- hate Liverpool.

    Step 3- Man united fan.

    [–]kelevr4De Gea's Feet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Jesus I about had an aneurysm when I saw this title.

    Dex has a pretty good breakdown. I would also include an extremely high standard for a "Manchester United Player" that trumps whatever evidence might be available of someone's quality. Maybe their mentality is lacking, maybe they're not quick enough, but just the ultimate trump card. "Yeah, he can do a job in any given situation, but he's just not a Manchester United Player"

    [–]lutekeDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fuck off

    [–]SarwarRonVednor -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    By becoming a Manchester United fan.

    [–]PersianBroskie[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    OMG SO SIMPLE, YET SO ELEGANT. THANK YOU.