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How To Be a Manchester United Fan? (self.reddevils)

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I am thinking of compiling a funny 'How To' for becoming a fan of various clubs and I need some input. How does one become a Manchester United fan? Could be comical or more serious.

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[–]Dexidrian 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

The stereotypical Manchester United fan:

  • Insists that the team plays the 'United way'.
  • Insists that managers give youth a chance.
  • Hates Liverpool and all Liverpool supporters.
  • Has a dislike for Arsenal supporters, though this is not exclusive to just United supporters.
  • Has a meltdown after at least 3 losses in a row.
  • Goes 'numb' after more that 3 losses in a row.
  • Claims that United is 'back' after winning against lower league side.
  • Has a general yearning for swashbucking football.
  • Hangs onto old players' words.
  • Has a strong nostalgia for Ferguson era, for good reason.
  • Has a preference for 'romantic' notions, such as return of Ronaldo or Giggs becoming manager (Though recently a more realistic viewpoint can be noted, especially in regards to Giggs and a possible Mourinho era.)
  • Can sometimes appear entitled due to wanting a manager or players who fit into the 'United way'.

[–]Dawnriderdevil 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

  • Throw a tantrum when Phil Jones takes corners.

[–]Dexidrian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

  • Please tell me what a tandrum is, and where I can get said tandrums

[–]YouAreAGoatJanuzaj 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cut a hole in the box.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Step one- dislike rat stew.

Step two- hate Liverpool.

Step 3- Man united fan.

[–]jakeharra03 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Step 1: Suggest a certain player is underperforming or give your opinion Step 2: Find nearest bomb shelter.

[–]kelevr4De Gea's Feet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus I about had an aneurysm when I saw this title.

Dex has a pretty good breakdown. I would also include an extremely high standard for a "Manchester United Player" that trumps whatever evidence might be available of someone's quality. Maybe their mentality is lacking, maybe they're not quick enough, but just the ultimate trump card. "Yeah, he can do a job in any given situation, but he's just not a Manchester United Player"

[–]SarwarRonVednor -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

By becoming a Manchester United fan.

[–]PersianBroskie[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG SO SIMPLE, YET SO ELEGANT. THANK YOU.