Im planing to embark of an epic journey to migrate to Eroupe, mainly to germany, sweden, denmark or any scanadavian country that will accept me..i need advice /int/.I SHALL NOT RAPE WHITE WOMEN>inb4 hurrdurr nigger, mulnurished..etc
>>56690729subsribe for an epic thread, grab popcorn
SwedenYes
>>56690729lmao are you still alive?
>>56690729WELCOME FUTURE RESOURCE
Dont suggest i go to em eastern eroupean poor either
It's impossible to move to Canada or US? I'm pretty sure the Somali communities are less cancerous, and there's definitely less discrimination
>>56690886wew ladYou're actually encouraging him?
>>56690729what's your iq? also post proofs, be a man
>>56690872rekt
Don't come here
>>56690872Afraid you might have to work?Srsly though, what do local people say about Sweden?
>>56690859I like that..scandavians are the best..they understand something about moral obligation
>>56690886This is actually sound adviceIf you go to Sweden, it's likely you won't be able to find work. Same with Germany I think we do a better job of integrating people. Minnesota has a large Somalian population, give that a look.
>>56690913somali > black american
>>56690913Definitely don't move to Czechia, we are very poor and racist, go to Sweden, you'll get a free blonde government issued wife there
>I SHALL NOT RAPE WHITE WOMENyou should tbqhdo it for the meme
>>56690729Ethnicity?Religion?Politeness?IQ?Political orientation?Sexuality?
>>56690913I'm a hockey nerd, if all the Somalis are settling in Minnesota and Canada there will eventually be a good Somali hockey player and that will be funny
>>56690886>>56690913It's actually correct in this case. The African (anything south of Sudan) immigrants are some of the hardest working because they see what has happened in their old countries and tend to be conservative which leads to them pushing their kids to do extremely well in school.Africans > niggers
Move to Minnesota instead, you might get cast in a movie just for being Somali.
>>56691001Moral obligation?
>>56690886America is nice country, so is canada with that young liberal PM..but its too far for me..i can to Eroupe walking with one leg of the trip using a boat
>>56690729come to russiayou're really welcome here
>>56690729Please learn the fucking language to some degree first and have a skill, otherwise don't bother. >>56691101In any case, I interviewed a Somali woman who went through Sudan on her way to Sweden. Don't go that way. It's the fucking worst and it's really not worth the risk.
>>56691101Have you thought about Israel? It's wealthy, has established Muslim communities, and is fairly liberal. It's also not that far from Somalia.
I wonder if a somali could survive in Iceland
>>56691088moral obligation to house as many blicks as possibleyou'll love it here op, nearly all our somalis are on welfare, and the rest are criminalsit's like disneyland for somalis
>Stupid people falling for opHe is a somali who already has a Canadian passport and is just spending time in his motherland
not sure if everyone thinks this is a proxy or if nobody does
>>56691178>In any case, I interviewed a Somali woman who went through Sudan on her way to Sweden. Don't go that way. It's the fucking worst and it's really not worth the risk.Story please
>>56690771>>56690778>>56690835>>56690859>>56690913>>56690942>>56690960>>56690977>>56691002>>56691006>>56691009.>>56691014>>56691031>>56691040>>56691045>>56691047>>56691088>>56691101>>56691113>>56691178>>56691185>>56691191>>56691222HERE IS MY PROOF WITH TIMESTAMP..TOOK IT ON THE ALLY NEXT TO MY HOUSE WHERE THE GOATS SLEEP AND REST
>>56691255only one russian tried to ask about proofs, and that's was me
>>56691185I know you are just a butthurt /pol/tard but yes israel actually does have muslim sudanians and Eritreans
>>56691001Moral obligation to pay for your gibsmedat? What the fuck are you talking about? Why the fuck do I have some fucked up "moral obligation" to pay for your free shit?
>>56691307post goat pics
>>56691307>an actual somali niggero shit
>>56691307which goat is your gf
>>56691307id fuck the one the front right
>>56691045> Africans > niggersYou know, I actually agree with this. But the thing is, it's the second/third generation you have to start worrying about.
>>56691307Post a pic of your BBC.
>>56691307oh fugg cool goats man!
>>56691307yea we're gonna need to see some more goats
>>56691307Which goat did you fuck first nigger?
>>56691374Oh now he is gonna eat the poor whiteys 'heart
>>56691113
>>56691006It's not even that immigrants are necessarily bad as individuals, it's just that multiculturalism doesn't work
>>56691307so where do you actually live?
>>56691318I know. I was actually dead serious.
>>56691307Take next refugee boat headed to yurop, shred your passport and tell them your Syrian. Good luck m8.
>>56691307Cute animals :3
>>56691403if dubs OP must post his BBC
>>56691599get out of this thread you fuckin sicko
Im coming REGARDLESS so just give me you honest advice.Isreal no, its surrounded by sandnigger who wanna invade it all the time.South americans are nice but they are one tier up of africaArab countries you guys would never go there yourselves, so why ask me toAsians, you know what these chinks are, i wont elaborate on themWestern Eroupe is the only realistic choice for me..i wanna go there and get rich.
>>56691278It's been a while but here's what I can remember>Got raped by Al-Shabaab>wasn't a fan>mother told her to flee so she spent all her money on getting someone who would smuggle her>went on truck through Ethiopia >on the way in the desert a child fell out the back but they kept driving>went through Sudan>Stayed there for a bit I think>Walked through the Sahara because Cars can't go there>Had almost no water>Had to drink the moisture that had collected in her clothes during the night>Finally made it to Tripoli >Stayed for three years saving up for a boat ride to Yurop.>Selling fish and just general trading>Gets enough money for boat>It's like a rubber dinghy >18 people have to fit on this across the Mediterranean>Underway, they need to patch it with bubble gum because it has several holes>Keeps deflating>They sink off the coast of Malta>She's the only SurvivorThen she's practically in Europe and everything's dandy. Apparently she was holding out on telling us the really gruesome bits. >>56691307You'd better save up some real money.
>>56690729Come to Minnesota, we have a large Somali population. You guys are way better than African Americans.
>>56691729>Im coming REGARDLESS so just give me you honest advice.What if they don't let you in?You sound threatening
>>56691729what are your thoughts on African Americans? Y'know, the violent, loud, stupid ones?
>>56691666>You can't think of goats as adorable critters without a Swede projectingpls
>>56691729Germany won't take in anybody else than syrian. Don't waste your money trying to illegally coming to europe. you will either die or end up in some big slum. Just try to better yourself and your country
>>56691463right wing scum are btfo by FSB so he has nothing to be afraid of in russia
>>56691729You're not gonna get rich. You're gonna sit in a shitty suburb and collect welfare because nothing will be required of you.
>>56691729>i wanna go there and get rich.can't do that without a job my white friend
>>56691729just go to swedenbunch of nigger friends for you there
>>56691729Europe is full, we are literally closed. See you at the Greek border, shitnigger.
>>56690729come here we are already filled with angolans that moved here after 1974you wont raise suspicions and the people here are nigger friendly unless your a massive cunt
>>56691866That doesn't really narrow it down
>>56691574Thats one good idea..thanks anon
>>56691729Have you considered Brussels? There are many Somalis there already, and a lot of people are able to speak English. It's the best choice after Germany and Scandinavia.
>>56691892>You're gonna sit in a shitty suburb and collect welfareGib me. Maybe i'll pass as a somalian.
>>56691040Get a life and learn ,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_black_NHL_players
>this lad will black a sw*de girl before you
>>56690729>somalia>white
>>56691729Go to Argentina, they already look like you
>>56691755Until his grandchildren become African Americans
>>56691729>i wanna go there and get richtop kek m8, who doesnt?with all the migration pressure europe is suffering and the popular struggle against it I would advice you to avoid this place in the comming yearstry to save money and travel to Canada, you will have more chances and as their african population is low they will not hate you too much
>>56691307Posting in epic bread
>>56691733Feels bad man
>>56691574>Get stuck in turkeykek
Saudi Arabia you faggot
drive taxis in washington dc
>>56690729has a flag named download. Not even written in Arabic script like is common in Somalia. Obvious trolling.PROXYFAG
>>56691966You will have to pay for your asylum process and your plane ticket back if rejected though. Which will be happening 100% because it's pretty easy to spot you are not from Syria.
>>56691729No one is going to be handing you free money, and it's going to be extremely difficult for you to even find any work. If you do, it's going to pay you only a few penniesYou are going to be living a lonely life away from family/friend, in a place that doesn't speak your language. You will be poor. You will be in the lowest class of people. You will not understand anything. The natives will wish you weren't there. I'm trying to help you
SAY IT LOUD
Epin thread
>>56692081FUCK OFF SEPPO
>>56692064>go to saudi arabia>become enslaved or beheadedi guess moving into the north is the better choice for him even though he will get stuck at the turkish/greek border.
SAY IT CLEAR
>>56691307memes are real
>>56692075he will have to tell them he got burned wile fighting against isis
>>56692003Durrr no shit man. No Somalis yet though
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE
I think Maine has some Somali refugees, and Minnesota has a much bigger Somali community. If you're looking for a similar climate to Somalia, the southwest (mostly Arizona and Nevada, New Mexico is a high desert so it's a bit different) has that.
>>56692129I'M BLACK AND I'M QUEER
>>56691729>western europeno chance Captain hook
>>56692076Stop lying to him. OP, white people are lining up to give you money because we have too much money. If you want free money you should come to US, Canada, or Sweden. In fact white people here will pay you $100 per hour just to have sex with their white wife.
I didn't know there were Minnesotans on /int/
>>56691966NO IT'S FUCKING NOT EVERY EU COUNTRY BESIDES GREECE HAS CLOSED ITS BORDERS FOR ''''''''''REFUGEES''''''''''NOW ASK YOURSELF DO YOU REALLY WANT TO STUCK IN A DEBT RIDDEN BANKRUPT SHITHOLE AND GET TREATED LIKE A SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT?NO! I DON'T THINK SO!
>>56691574Thats one good idea..thanks anon>>56691809Eroupe is not America, they will let one more brother like me>>56691866African americans are scums..i hate rap music>>56691874Merkal will take me..plus german women want more refugees>>56691889I like russia but cant tolarate the winter chill>>56691892Sweden will give a job and train me for it..
>>56692155He'll get rejected for fighting them
>>56690729Come to muricaWe already own you 50 times over anyway
see, I knew /int/ didn't mind refugees despite all the shit posting about them look how eagerly everyone is helping the fellow out. Europa united under times of difficulty desu, heartwarming :3
>>56692233Go to Italy
>>56690729>>56692233Good luck OPI recommend UK, Sweden or Germany.. you will be greeted with dignity and respect there. You'll have as much money as you please, white women will be all over you.. man, you'll be in paradise
>>56692233>Merkal will take me..plus german women want more refugeesno, fuck off. borders are closed.
>>56691729Why don't you start and try and make Somalia a little less shit again?
>>56692233please keep taking pictures with timestamp on your journey to sweden
>>56692233Hey Somali lad.Can you post some more pictures of your goats? What are they called? Tell us about them.
>>56690729>I SHALL NOT RAPE WHITE WOMENWill you rape non-white women?
>>56691892I wont be like em previous migrants..i will work my ass of and make something of my self
>>56692275I forgot about France..it would also be a good choice for you
>>56692035Oh right, she couldn't get any real food either. So she had like a bunch of watermelon seeds that she crushed until it was like flower. Then she added water and ate it like a paste. >>56692233Why don't you go somewhere else in Africa?
>>56691733Damn that's fuckedThanks for the story though
>>56692239i got bombed by uncle vlads bombersthey will prolly use for anti-russia propaganda and he will get free EU citizenship straight way
>>56692328t. new zealander on proxy
>>56691919>>56691926Stop lying german is far from being full
>>56692328pakis OUT
>>56691729go get em boy
>>56692349
>>56692233even if you arrive Germany, enjoy your life in a refugee camp with muslim shits in the middle of nowhere. Everybody hates your kind here.
>>56692340t. Pirate
>>56692303It's easier to live in Europe and just have vacations in Somalia like they do here.
>>56692340Well you'll have less of a temptation to give up and become a NEET on welfare in America considering we have less generous benefits than Europe.
>>56692403Unfortunately Europe's borders are pretty closed. It is regrettable but Sweden alone were getting 10 000 a week, that's 5 % of our population annually. We just couldn't handle that.
Don't come to the Netherlands, we're very greedy and racist and will not give you enough money to live a comfy life.
>>56692411WELCOME TO EUROPE MY AFRICAN SUPERIOR FRIENDPlease share your seed with as many white women as you could
>>56692275Or he could just go to your country ... it's just as good as the countries you've listed - probably better!
>>56691973No but i have considered your country..heard females over there are qt and like blacks..for that reason only i might come
stay were you are. in your past life you did something very bad to born in somalia. so, stay there. you must suffer, that's the will of god.
>>56692403Don't die.May your quest be successful.I still think that Scandinavia (specially sweden) is your best option... However, France could be a good spot too.
>>56692501Post daily updates from your nigger journey
>>56692498Why would he go to poor racist Croatia when he can go to rich, tolerant and open minded western EU?
>>56690729come to Portugal we got lots of ex colony nigger you will fit in just fineunrelated question do you know any pirates and can you record your self saying "im the capitan now"
>>56691307Fucking Somalinigger I hope you drown
>>56692340Why do that when you can chill with your countrymen on cafes all day long? The integration process is so fucking bad people with intent to become something are more likely to just choose welfare.
>>56692501there are already tons of blacks over there. go ahead and visit your friends by airplane. dont try the balkan route though, youll eventually get shot there.
Some instructions for you ,before you go to Europe... you'll need it friend
>>56692521What did you do to be born in Brazil then?
Don't believe the memes, white women still go for black guys way less than white guys. Only fetishists will go crazy for you like /int/ acts like white women do for black men.
>>56691329YOU'RE WHITE MALE
>>56691729>Im coming REGARDLESS so just give me you honest advice.Sorry, we don't want murderers and rapists.
>>56692324That ould actually be hillarious. On a long dangerous journey that he might not survive, and still taking the time to shitpost.
>>56692550>do you know any pirates and can you record your self saying "im the capitan now"kek
>>56692501>heard females over there are qt and like blacksDon't fall for the memes. Most women in Europe are actually not very fond of black guys. The girls who fall for that ruse are the most poor and uneducated ones.Do you have some kind of college degree?
>>56692364perfect
>>56691729Lmao Nigger you will get stuck in Greece
>>56692550>can you record your self saying "im the capitan now"this, do this please somalibro
>>56691329>scandicuck'd
>>56692680no he wont
Waryaa my brother, do not listen to these gaalo. I will claim you as my brother and you shall live in the lap of luxury on the dime of Uncle Sam sxb.Give me your email address and I'll have a k-1 fiancée visa done within a week. Not meming or anything I just want to help out my brethren. Khanis can get married here no problem.See you soon boo!
Dude just go to the new world or else you'll be stuck in Greece because every European country except Greece has closed it's borders . Greece is a shithole btw same ad yours we have civil wars bankruptcy and we're slowly becoming a rare flag.You won't even find a job here due to huge unemployment.So I advise you to go to either North America or Oceania.I wish you best of luck Somali Anon but you'll be stuck in Greece if you plan to migrate to Europe.
>>56690729fuck off coon no one likes you
>>56692521You are brazilian..you not fairing better then..life has shown its anus..stay strong my favela friend
>>56692275He's got good teeth. You can probably trust a darkie with good teeth.
We are getting some Somali's here lately. Do you know why?
>>56692659>Somali>CollegePoortugal kek
>>56690729>shall not rape white womenOk, prove it mister. Not out of a racial bias but more because I am curious how you'll respond.
>>56692548Look at that pure anglo girl in the middle, her forefathers didn't conquer the world so she had to endure this...
>>56692704honestly wouldn't mind if they were like this, or even christiansits just the muslims that are a shit
What do you think of white Americans? The fat ignorant who shoot up schools
>>56692715how do you call african immigrantsis there like a memeword like chicano?
>>56692789yes! yes! yes!
>>56692760He has a computer and he knows how to speak english. Also, he doesn't like rap.That's quite an acomplishment for someone living in Somalia
Seriously though, Somali lad.You will most likely not make it to Germany or Sweden. They will not let you in at the border. You will be stuck in a run down refugee camp along with Afghans, Pakistanis, Indians, Iranians, etc.Only Syrians and Iraqis are allowed through, and that is only if they have the correct papers. Everyone else, including you, will be turned down.Also, don't believe everything you hear. White women still go for black guys way less than white guys. A lot of white girls aren't into it. Don't expect to come in and live in a nice house, have sex with a white girl and instantly get a job.When you're hungry and tired in the refugee camps, you'll be missing your goats.
>>56690729move to england
>>56692732REKT
>>56692501Head for Morocco, cross into Spain. Are you a "dark" african ? Could you pass for "tan"?
>>56691733
>>56692758argies getting deported from uruguay?
>>56692643>>56692702t. mejis cercanos a carteles antes de estar fusilado
>>56692840So writing and having access to a computer equals a college degree in Somalia? Hot damn.
>>56692007Are you an abo?
>>56692837rather have them than slavs, just as useless but niggers might be good at sports
FRANCERANCE
>>56692606go back to pakistan, you need to pay your mistakes.>>56692732I just accept my fate.
>>56692349That are Arabs
>>56692842>Also, don't believe everything you hear. White women still go for black guys way less than white guys. A lot of white girls aren't into it. Why is that even on your mind?
>>56692719>yurocucks
>>56691307How the fuck do you have Internet
>>56690729>>56690872>>56691001>>56691101>>56691307>>56691729>>56691966>>56692233>>56692340>>56692403>>56692501Grenze ist ZU
>>56692269Questo.Try and get to southern Italy. Avoid the police. Ask the other negri when does the master come get them to work. A guy in a van will get you on daily basis and take you to the tomato/orange fields. You'll start with a 3-5 euros/day pay but if you're actually as determined as you say you'll become rich as fuck in few years. NO POLICE. I repeat NO POLICE okay? Good luck Kabobo.
>>56692852WRYYYYYYNO MORE NIGGERS
>>56692907Why do aryan grills do that ? :^'(
>>56691733>>56692035>>56692358>believing the lies of a nigger immigrantThey're willing to break the law to get to your countries, you think they won't tell sob stories too?
>>56692842Why are Iranians and Indians in refugee camps?
>>56692890800,00000,000enjoy your syrians KEK
>>56692922Because the Somalian has been talking about wanting to go to x country because he hears the women there like black guys.
>>56692884Shit banter tbqh my decapitated friend
DO NOT COME TO THE NETHERLANDS, YOU GARLIC SMELLING, ALWAYS YELLING NIGGERS.Goddamn, you somali's are horrible people.
>>56692550No, im not tryin to leave a shithole to another..i pass>>56692533Yea anon france is good place..heard they are all half algarian breed..qt girls with huuuuge clits, dyin to be dicked by africans>>56692548Whos the dipshit thats suggesting poor croatia, croatia is two years away from migrating to somalia
>>56692233do you know pic related?
Migrate to Mauritius. They have a decent standard of living and we need that flag, nobody posts from there. Also they have good internet iirc.
>>56692915Fuck off racist>>56692966because they want the attention of alpha men, not european faggots
>>56692938Because he's no Somali. He's an Indian who lived in a gated community in Somali. Posted here before
Breh I will get you into the USA I will help a fellow Farah out. Ii soo wac saxib
>>56690729b-blease Sir.were full.
>>56692978Economic migrants. They are not fleeing war, but they are seeking a better life where they earn more money. So they sell what they has in Iran or India and come to Europe, only to be turned down.
Have you considered coming to the USA? We are a very free country and I think you'd like it very much
>>56692704If a proper government is in charge again they will ne deported lmao
>>56693022>>qt girls with huuuuge clits, dyin to be dicked by africansTbanks for confirming that you're no different from other niggers. Top kek I'm going to enjoy shooting you at the border.
>>56692643I know few pirates my meatball friend....
>>56692997>800,000por cierto no sabes que son muchisimos mas. pero bueno wey es menos mal que tener miliones de sudacas indios en su pais jajaja
>>56692966Black Man can fuck her properly and dominate her in bed, women love it.White sissy beta cuck with his micropenis can't.
fly to californiathere are section 8 blacks that live in houses way nicer than mine and nobody will give a flying fuck if you stay here illegally
>>56692945Grensen zu :DDDund Broisn wiederherstellen :DD
>>56693102Good luck! Stay safe desu
>>56693102post loot
>>56693102Bro do you want my help or not liiban
>>56692953Do this OP
>>56693001
>>56692907You have some serious cuck fetish I hope a Serb rapes your mother again and shits in your throat
>>56691729>Western Eroupe is the only realistic choice for me..i wanna go there and get rich.
>>56693022>croatia is two years away from migrating to somaliaYES! yes my African friend, I agree.>>56693126>>56693075>>56693036USA! USA! USA!
>>56691729>>>>>South americans are nice but they are one tier up of africaw3w what a nigger u are f.am
>>56692971I interviewed other people too, some from Syria, Afghanistan and places like that and all of their stories were very underwhelming. Of course she could be lying but she had no reason to. She didn't even speak the language.
>>56693157He is an Indian living in Somalia he is not actually somali
>>56692715My nigga..are you from MN, and have we fully colonised it yet
>>56693022>No, im not tryin to leave a shithole to another..i pass>actually beliving portugal is a shithole and comparable to somaliacome on son
BELGIUMELGIUM
>>56693058Iran is very low on the list and Indians don't even show up.
>>56693213>still wanting to go to Yurop>or the USm8 we /racewar/ soon
>>56691729>says he isn't just another stupid nigger>I wanna go there and get rich
>>56693104>menos mal que tener miliones de sudacas indios en su paisno, no lo eslos sudacas no tratan de imponer sharia y mamada y media
>>56693213I'm from another Midwest state saxib. The USA is a haram cunt so men can get married. I can send a k-1 visa to you and you can come here within weeks. I'm a born citizen so no worries there. And yes many of our people everywhere
>>56692275wow such a nice couple, I hope nobody is having racist thoughts while viewing this pic
>>56693170fuck off nazi scumGerman women just cant wait to get fucked by alpha refugees, dont they?Poor germanyboiis cant satisfy them
OP, I have a spare room in my house (where my baby sister sleeps but I think she wouldn't mind) and my parents are super liberal. They won't even let me make friends without first becoming friends with some local blacks and Muslims (they made me delete my skype because I only spoke to 3 Middle Easterners, and 10 Russian girls). If you ever get to the UK I will be HAPPY to house you. I will move my sisters bedroom around to make space for you. She can get to fuck, girls all become whores anyway so at least she can get used to sleeping with a strange man in her bedroom lol. Anyway, that isn't the point. The point is I am proud of you and would gladly call a fighter like you a neighbour. A friend. EVEN a lover if it came to it. People like you make me proud to be human. You wake up every morning to the sound of malnourished goats fleeing 'peacekeeper' bullets. And it doesn't get you down, you dare to fucking dream. I wake up every morning to an alarm on my iphone that I chose (it is the Pakistan national anthem) and I don't even have the motivation to teach my sister morals (but thats OK, she has you for that now, a good, hopefully Muslim, man). You come from the asshole of the world and I come from the heart of the world. Well, I say it doesn't matter. I want Europe to clench its cheeks so hard that the arse of the world gets sucked right up into the heart of the world. I want blood and shit to pump around the world side by side. You are inspiring. I am not even worth hiring. I will help you find a job, help you find a girl, take you shopping. You can even teach me Somali recipes (I have never cooked rice before, I would love you to show me how). Come!
>>56693134Wir werden eine Mauer bauen!Und Afrika wird sie bezahlen!
>>56690729Don't come here, Somalis are the most hated group here and we have ISIS terrorists and gypsies.
>>56691307do you post regularly and I just never see you? actually come to think of it I have seen a somali on here once, he was unironically calling somalia a nice libertarian ideal state. was that you?
>>56693187california is so far gone that even stockholm is still nazi germany compared to iti just don't care anymore
>>56693304jajaja los sudacas son partes de tus carteles y fusilan tus ninios y mujeres. a menos toda esa mierda no se ocurre en nuestro pais, Pablo.
>>56693339Is that true what's the translation in the picture says? And what is the context?
>>56692794Americans are nice..i learned that here in 4chanFuck em polish, romanians, slavs and balkans..they are the cancer of the world..fucking animals>>56692817You are a mexican, you should be busy making barritos
>>56693350Saving this for the best new copypasta.
>>56693319follow this man advice OP
>>56691729FUCK YOU
>>56691866somalis don't have anything culturally or racially in common with our blacks except being poor and skin pigmentation. american blacks are from west africa.
>>56693353>build a wall>while we have the mediterrean seam8, pls.
>>56693418Yes its truecontext?probably some nazi mad germanbois protesting about refugees fucking their women.. but they cant escape the truthGerman women want some dark exotic chocolate and not small beta german cocks
>>56690729Let's hope you drown.
>>56693430Don't come to Scandinavia. Go to Germany then.
You can come here. Just be aware that we have something called snow for six months every year.Also, please reply to my post. I want a Somalian (You).
>>56693474german women love exotic stuff, yeah, thats right, but that doesnt only count for black dicks.t. german of croat origin
>>56693350Very good post
>>56693025AUSLÄNDER RAUSVERPISS DICH
>>56692840Im using an iphone..but thank you>>56692842My 'murican bro, i will make it to illusive Eroupean gates, then comeback and make my country great again.
>>56693439>Little did he know it at that time, but sweden was about to get BLACKED yet again
>>56693540>somalia>iphoneare you like the dictator or a warlord of somalia or how did you become that rich?
>>56692715>>56693319>>56691729>>56693540Fuckin' based zingisRepresentin North Africa sandniggers
>>56693430>nigger>calling anyone else animallmaoing@your lyfe f.am
GERMANYERMANY>>56693529keep up brate, keep cuckolding germanfags
>>56693395>los udacas son parte de los cartelesno, no lo sonla mara salvatrucha y otras gangas de centroamerica solo vienien aqui para cruzar a los EEUU>fusilan a tus niños y mujeresonly in literal rural shitholes and if you start trouble with them>toda es amierda no ocurre en nuestro pasino, pero no puedes salir a la calle sin que te violen, cologne everyday?http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/cologne-is-every-day-europes-rape-epidemic/news-story/e2e618e17ad4400b5ed65045e65e141dstay mad
>>56693430Go to Sweden m8.
>>56692852Noo spain is poor as fuck..i did my research, if you not a fooball player you dont have, plus spain is going thru the great depression, everyone is on the street begging.
>>56693430>You are a mexican, you should be busy making barritoswow rude much?mad I can actually afford food?
>>56693662>>56693619>>56693534>>56693268fuck off racist samefag>>56693339
>>56691729I pretty much understand your situation, it's natural human instinct to go get something better when there's an option, however, it's not gonna be like you'll immediately grab your piece of gold growing out the golden street and then get all dem bitches and Lamborghinis.I've been to western Europe numerous times and I've seen it myself. A significant part of all local beggars, homeless and people living on the edge of "European poverty", especially in major countries like France, were immigrants or obviously not of European origin. Big problem is integration. Everybody is shitting about how bad is European integration, but those people just don't want to be integrated. It's not only fault of our systems, but the mentality of that people. Next thing is the actual situation. I won't be saying anything but that your changes of getting even accepted are getting thinner, after all, if you want to go here, you should inform yourself on your own.Next thing is education. To get a good job that would guarantee you a decent "European dream", you need a good useful deegree, which I doubt you have. Maybe I'm wrong and you have it. I'm not even talking about the language part, because without proper knowledge of local language you won't get that job either.So if you already considered all of this, go and try it. In the end you'll se for yourself how things are having in reality.Just think of all the people ending up on the street or as construction workers. I'm quite sure thay had seen it the same as you. Now. What are the chances you'll be different than all the one million people already here?TL;DR fuck off, we're full.
>tfw posting in an epic thread
>>56693688spain's recession was at its maximum in 2012, now they are pretty much out of it
>>56693529>"german""Nein"
>>56693688beggars can't be choosers are you rich? or at least rich relative to somalia? then it would make sense that you're being this picky
>>56693688Are you in Somaliland? How much less of a shithole is it than the east coast?
>>56692938Because i subscriped to an ISP company and pay my internet bills
bush did 9/11
>>56692202fooken keekd
why would you wanna come to a country where people see you as a fucking rat and useless piece of shit? the hatred is growing fucking fast, at least in finland and im pretty sure its the same in every country.
>>56693625more like germangirls, brate.>>56693646you know, cologne is a city of over 1 million and shit happened to about <100. get your math straight. whatever shit happens to DF daily?no se puede comparar Mexico a los EU, ustedes son unos tercermundistas y asi es aunque estoy planeando a visitar su pais en unos meses. ya estoy curioso que tipo de enfermedades traere despues.
You're too late, you can no longer enter Europe. Why it took you so long?
Looks like you guys need more love
>>56693540Honestly though, Oman sounds a hell lot comfy and it should be far easier (and safer) to get in, they're also the only Arab nation to treat Indian and Asian migrants well and have a beautiful history involving Zanzibar, have a high HDI and a high GDP.
>>56693418Antifa faggots.They look like this. Gas them all.
>>56692953Wrote that down with the emphesis on NO POLICE
>>56693688If given the chance, would you impregnate a white Swedish girl if that's what took to be able to live in Europe? Someone similar to >pic related even though she's apparently from Holland.
>>56693760who gives a fuck about that, you go into a country and work, and eventually your descendants will have more privileges than natives who are too afraid of doing hard work
>>56693794ahh thats what I meant, my bad>>56693804>>56693827stay mad virginbois. germans will die out in 100-200 years
>>56693856>germans will die out in 100-200 yearsSo does croats
>>56693688>people in somalia actually belive spain is poor a fuckwew lad>>56693794DF is a shitholethere are a lot of states in el bajio and yucatan peninsula that have lower homicde rates than the US and are comparable to sme yurops countrieskeep memeing
>>56693856I'm so triggered ! stay mad nigger (not even German)
>>56693851>and workNot gonna get work unless you speak language on the native level.
>>56693851work? there are no jobs and somalis don't work.
>>56693350
>>56693809pls see >>56693803Stay safe somalilad>>56693827edgy
This fucking threadPropaganda always says the more you actually get to know the immigrants, the less hostile you feel towards them, but OP is a good example of why that's bullshit.
>being this picky when you are trying to leave fucking Somalia
>>56693892every European nation that dies out is for the good cause>>56693910Why would I be mad? its not like our women get fucked by refugees on daily bases
>>56693910>(not even German)we can tell by the flag 2bh
>>56692715>>56693213kindly fuck off.
>>56693909then how comes you dare to compare cologne to the rest of germany, chingón? fuck off.
>>56690729Fuck off we're full
little ass Juan Pedro Sanchez de la Cruz de la Santa Virgencita de Guadalupe Gonzales hates his homeland so much he can't stop talking about it>>56694008>>56693794>>56693395>>56693104
>>56693688But once you get to spain and become spanish, you can go anywhere in europe, plus the law is not looking for immigrunts coming across there like in greece, plus half the spanish look black anyways ... and girls in bikinis are better than girls in coats, plus they sleep half the days away, siesta time jose
>>56694058
>>56693982Are you actually a Nigger in this shithole >>56693985probably whiter than you
>>56694008>implying situation is any different in other Germ townsoh man, my sides
Oh captain tell me the truthDoes my sailor sail with youNo he does not sail with meHe sleeps on the bottom of the seaWhat did the deep sea say,Tell me what did the deep sea sayWell it moaned and it groanedAnd it splashed and it foamedAnd it rolled on it's weary wayWell he promised to write to meBut his promise he never kept trueNever a word from my sailor have I heardSince he sailed on that ocean blueC'mon Everybody!What did the deep sea say,What did the deep sea sayit moaned and it groanedAnd it splashed and it foamedAnd it rolled on it's weary way
>>56691398This is the thing
>>56694008because cologne is not the only place attacked by refugeei don't even know what triggred you cuck, so you fuck off
>>56693742lol ur fascist bro?We are all Germans
Why do you skinnies keep charging forward with no plan whatsoever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf0h24ii7XY
Waryaa Europe waa pure trash, there's no way to make any money beyond collecting welfare and their "integration" is a joke, you'll end up in a literal ghetto surrounded by PTSD bums.America is truly the land of opportunity my friend, as long as you're willing to work and make that lacag. I live in a comfy Midwestern suburb and make wallahi over six figures >inb4 lying on the internet
>>56693527Quisling
>he'll actually go to yurop>after going through the worst journey in his life he's going to end up in the shittiest camp on some greek island living like a fucking animal>after he's finally allowed to go further he'll be denied by germany because too much nignogs>he'll have to go back to his shithole after years of being treated like garbage>all of this while i'll be living comfy here with almost no real problems at allfeels amazing desu
>>56694100tako je, in most cities it is completely different, the pic you showed is more an exception and most people showed in your pic already resigned short time after
GERMANY JAAAAAAhttps://youtu.be/_LjjOJCDDWEhttps://youtu.be/AYT3GG1IqJMhttps://youtu.be/bOXbbdf8na8>>56694215zajebavam se malo
>>56694215Lass den Spaten doch in ruh. Der wird nur weiter seine tollen Miems posten.
>>56691729Go to Europe bro. Your future and white wife await you there!
>yfw you realize that no matter how much you derail the thread hes gonna be here soon
>>56690729If by any chance you end up in Spain stay away from the police.you'll have to pick:>Legal: work in a farm for 3-6 euros/day or lurk in the city looking for metal/paper/cans to sell in a reciclage plan>illegal: drugs with the moroccans and pirated stuff with the chinks.PS stay away from here, we're too poor
>>56693688damn spain is so shit even somolian niggers don't want to live there
>>56694290Are you actually in Qatar?
>>56691729Stay out of Norway, we put people like you in prison
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
>>56694290GIVE HUMAN RIGHTSQATAR A SHIT
>>56694321Considering how his last reply was quite a while ago, he's probably taking a boat to Egypt already
This "Africans are good hard working immigrants" is my favorite meme.
OP go to Germany, Sweden, France, or UK.Fuck White girls left and right, get free housing and healthcare and education, and teach those European sissybois your pirate ways.
>>56694348Yes :>
>>56694383fuck
>>56693075I will come after trump makes your country great again, like sweden>>56693097Wasnt talking about qt swedes>>56693118Tell him mr putin>>56693126 After trump wins the election inshallah>>56693149Thank you anon>>56693200Maybe you will interview me too>>56693268Racewar is only in 4chan, giving your past history with nazi, you should refrain from using such words>>56693319Have you gotten rich like trump yet..and are you back home to tell us about your great exploits of american women with large clits, come home abdi>>56693339This guy gets it>>56693350Thank you based british man, thats why we like the greatest empire the world has everseen, god bless the queen>>56693371Im coming and you better be at airport to welcome, also introduce to your qt girlfriends>>56693372Its my first post but wont be my last
>>56694360this is the foreign aid somalia needs
>>56694351Being in prison in norway actually means welfare .., comfy place to live.
>>56694398They are mostly. We get all the good immigrants except for the illegal mexicans and central americans.
>>56694510For some reason they are fucking cancer here then. Weird.
>>56694482Rats don't mind living in the sewer, just like black people and arabs don't mind living in prison.
>one of the few to be friendly with him>he ignores meyeah fuck this, have fun in your refugee camp in Crete.
>>56694533same thing with Lebanese, we get cool ones and Aussies get the trash
WHERE DO WE GO?GERMANY!!https://youtu.be/S4K4okVa7dU
>>56693592My cousin bought it for me from sweden..he migrated few years ago..i wanna follow his path to glory
>>56694566Norwegian prison is literally better than upper middle class apartment housing in America though.
wew this thread
>>56694482True. This is where Ahmed spends 18 months after raping 12 year old Lise.
>>56694262haha dobro>>56694153yo se que colonia no fue el unico lugar en que mataron gente los refugios... pero cuando se compara toda la situacion a Mexico todo anda en paz, mas o menos, no?
>>56694510Not here, Somalis are like apes, you can hear them from 10 miles away, I don't think I've ever met a civilized male somalian.
>>56694629fuck I want to play some darts right now
>>56694582Our Lebanese people are top tier as well, same with our Iraqis and Syrians. They're literally all either atheists or catholics who left the ME at least 30 years ago.
>>56694533It's socialism and the welfare state.
>>56694533happens in Spain too, USA get cartel tier inmigrants and we get the cool south americans>>56694566your """"prisons"""" are better than lower middler class apartment here in Spain
>>56694439I hate your small worthless country. You support terrorism.
>>56694468It warms my heart that in the world exist people as based as you>>56694439Qatari?
>>56694656This guy seems pretty civilized.Or this could be just a huge master troll
>>56692893he is australian, he is black inside.
>>56691307Uh... You don't get to bring friends.
>>56694714even worst, they support FC Barcelona
>>56694468>inshallahblew the bait proxlord
OPCan you describe your cum for me?I have just been to check my sleeping sisters vagina. It is quite soft and pink with a small amount of fuzz. I want you to have the following traits in your cum>Loose, so it can get into her because she is tight>Colourful so it is clearly visible on her fuzz and easier to wash off>Not too runny, she has short legs so I don't want it getting on the floor>Sweet tasting, she loves sweets so will not eat if it is sour or unami>Produced in medium quantities as she has a small caloric maintenance and I don't want her getting fatPlease OP. I need you inside her.
>>56694673I didnt report you, you fascist>implying there are niggers in CroatiaI wish, but no..
>>56694687>>56694619Well meme'dIt's still prison, not a place you'd want to be.
>>56694209our countries are a bit "too white" and "too racist" wouldn't you agree my Polish friend?
>>56694656They didnt go there to impress you..
>>56694468>Thank you based british man, thats why we like the greatest empire the world has everseen, god bless the queenYou just lost your place in France mate
>>56694829No they came to rob people like me and leech welfare while doing criminal activities. Stay out, we're full.
>>56694468What's your situation exactlyWhy are you dodging all the quesitons about how well off you are economically
SOMALI START A NEW THREAD
>>56694681>30meant 20 tbd, the amount of Lebanese Brazilians is actually far greater than Lebanon's population itself nowadays (7 million vs 4.4m million)
>>56694784I'm actually one of the fuckers and don't give a flying fuck about Germans, but Niggers like you deserve some special treatment, ask an organisation which starts with K and ends with K
The future for Europe
>>56693688Dude are you serious? You're seriously turning down a chance to live in spain(which is already infinitely better than somalia) becasue you wont make as much money as you would in a country that gives you more handouts?
>>56694784Yeah, but you guys are the niggers of Europe.Literally no-one likes Slavs. Even this fucking Somalian said how he doesn't want to go to a shit poor eastern European country.
>>56694829Kek cadaan faggits
>>56694468>>56694611>>56694829How did you actually find out about this page?
>>56694908>Quran Quran on their euro tour.jpg
>>56694866Even if they rob you, they'll end up in Norwegian prison which is the equivalent of a 4 star hotel anywhere else in the world.What's there to lose?
someone screencap this shit highres
>>56694783>this is the type of person who calls you a cuck on the internet I fucking guaruntee it, too.
>>56694468>Thank you based british man, thats why we like the greatest empire the world has everseen, god bless the queengo get fucked nigger, you could've been spanish we only need you to hate Perfida Albion to make you a spanish citizen
>>56694980>Spain>Cataloniasiquiera sabes hablar en catalan?
>>56694913your countrys capital is no longer a white majority town and you other bigger cities are going the same way. keep disliking us faggot
>>56695012хyэблa-мyэлбa, ёптa
>>56694829btfo
>>56694215>tako jeshowing your roots, be nice to the immigrunt
Do you like western anime (cartoons) my pirate friend?
>>56695057ano
>>56695012menja'm els collons frega-plats de merda, ara m'ha de dir d'on soc un gallec que s'en va a altre païs a cardar amb alemanys per quatre durs
>Brits having an opinion about any country European country
>>56694783The fuck is wrong with you! >_< cnt belieeb you are germanic!
>>56695136oh shit
>>56694468I genuinely hope not.
>>56695097Adults are talking, go away
>>56695178entonces, de que parte de españa eres?
I heard white chicks have big clit, cuck size, and they stay horny 24/7..i dont even have to rape em, they will try to fuck me before i make an eye contact with em..Plus if i make it to my destination and work at homes doing landscaping or being a pool cleaner, them horny housewive would suck the life out of my cock...please clerify so i be more prepared when set my foot in Eroupe
>>56695222>Claims to be an adult>Is posting on 4chan
>>56695257How many centimeters are we talking about? mods pls sticky
>>56695257do it my friend, i'm a south american living in Spain and everything you said it's true
Did you hear it racists? you are free to leave your country when ever you want if you disagree with the future of Europe - multiculturalism
>>56695225хyюмблa-мyюмблa, нaхyй-пoхyй
>>56695225en verdad soy de alemania pero tengo amiga muy wena de mexico que ocasionalmente trato como novia. es complicado. muy impresionante como me platicaste en catalan, es tu lenguaje materno?
>>56695257I'm glad this meme isn't exclusive to arabic speaking countries
Consider emigrating to Israel. Make sure you make them understand that you will willingly oblige to show up in any israeli media shoot or an interview so they can sell you off as a "Muslim" "Black" serving in IDF and rave about how tolerant their jewish hurka durka state really is.
>>56695257if you're not a proxy there's a meme about how this is what whites think of asian grils and it's never actually true. Maybe you could score someone easily who's a slut anyway that would go with any foreigner besides you just for the novelty of it
>>56695339You cant make this shit up.. just...just
>>56695367cиcькa-пипиcькa, глyпый кaпycтник
>>56695447
>>56695257My wife and her daughter love black men. We invite a few over on every friday night.
>>56695257Okay here the the cuckest countries in the world. A nigger like you will easily make hotty sexy time with white wimmenz.1: USA. EASY! Literally the home of BLACKED2: Sweden. Sweden Yes is all I have to say3: UK. The British girls have been brainwashed by the American media to like black men too since they are english speakers4: Germany. Unironically invited a bunch of shitskins to rape their women5: France. Biggest Muslim community in the Western world. Also atmosphere much like Mogadishu6: Netherlands. Morrocans, Turks and Somalis everywhere7: Finland. Many of your people lives there fucking Asian women8: Belgium. Shit ton of Congolese and Maghrebis and BBC loving sluts9: Norway. They are a little based but still cucks10: Greece. Literally lets a bunch of sandnigs in their country and bows down when Germany tells them to pull their shit together
>>56695503YES! YES! WE TOLD YOU WELL MY ARAB FRIENDGermany=happy life
>>56695550>unironically thinks the word nigger means anything to a SomaliI'm literally untriggered.
>>56695550who is this coalburning qt?link to yt vid
>>56695367ya hablabas español antes de conocerla? o todo lo que sabes lo aprendido con ella?.El catalán es mi lengua materna, como no viajo mucho fuera de catalunya ni trabajo en publico casi nunca necesito usar el español asi que si se mantiene como mi primer idioma
holy shit I almost missed a meme thread
>>56694930I read alot, so i always come across articles refering to 4chan and reddit, so i started browsing both..now im here posting and this is my first post..but i will keep posting updates till i make to germany or sweden
>>56695550Among those France is the hardest of all because they don't speak English, don't have a big somali community, are racist and won't give you anything
>>56695675thank youdon't stop updating
Niggers and other trash should be sent back to their respective countries along with all the traitors.
>>56695625muy interesante, me puedes presentar algunas frases muy basicas en catalan como decir hola y algo asi?habia estudiado el espaniol en el colegio mucho tiempo antes, hace 8 anios en que tiempo conoci aquella (o es decir aquesta en catalan? jeje) mujer. me ensenio muchismo antes.. como funcionar, como vivir y mucho mas.
>>56695387Or he can go to egypt and tell the Afro Americans that he is a true Egyptian and not an arab invader. We wuz and all that>>56695607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP5xeDy3ORs
>>56695697France is the blackest Arabest part of Europe. He can just assimilate into the Malian-Senegalese or whatever kind of nigger culture there is there. He can claim to be Djiboutian and wants money for the colonization France did
>>56695807Bona dia mati =Buenos diasQue aprofiti = buen provechoVeste'n a cardar a la teva mare= no estoy de acuerdo.Xarrupaescrots= eres muy amablevals menys que pet de barjaula= te aprecio.vull menjar= quiero comer
>>56695960You quoted West African country, he is from West Africa. And I don't think France can give him money without a passport from djibouti
For those asking me what i do for living and how rich i am..Iam an english teacher for about 200 student at 3 high schools, i am single with no kids, i make about $700 a month, im considered middle upper class, i have a nice house, a decent car, and a qt 11/10 maid that i fuck whenever i am in the mood, i pay her 100$ a month and she stays at my place..qt little black girl with athletic bodyNow you might say why would i wanna leave, the reason is many beta somalis have left and they always coming back showing off and bragging about how nice life is on the other side..so if alpha guy like me go there i will make something better of my self and return to this shithole with education, money and maybe become a president one day and make this country great again.
>>56693688This bait is more and more obvious after each post. Why do people still reply in this thread?
>>56696200Thread is about to fall off the board, might want to make a new oneEither way, good luck you crazy fuck
>>56696200desu if we only accepted Africans who posted on 4chan, I think we'd attract a better class of immigrant than what we're currently getting.
>>56696248>Iberia + eastern Europe>not shitholes>>56696200>>56696338You're posting on a cambodia basket weaving board that's a NO in mi inmigration book
>>56696200No matter who you are in Somalia, you'll be nothing In Europe. It will take you decade to be something in Europe. You could be a doctor in your homecountry, you'll scrub someone shit for less than your actual wage in Europe
>>56696248Go away polack you just mad some guy living in somali speaks more decent english then your autistic attempt to type two coherent sentences..go be cancer somewhere else.
>>56696200Godspeed walaal Godspeed ;_;
>>56696200ooga booga indeed
>>56696338True
>>56696331Ok
>>56696200
How do i make another thread..it keep saying duplicate
>>56696393I'm not saying Spain or Eastern Europ is not a shithole. My point is that this is most likely a fat white kid, or some other looser desperately seeking for attention, making a low quality attempt to fake a somali, and everyone here is falling for it.
>>56697174can't use the same picture
>>56697174post a different picture
>>56697174Don't use the same picture .............................
>>56697204maybe he's or maybe not i just want to follow the thread to see how nigger he is and also i was talking with a german who wants to learn catalonian
>>56697174Use the Somaliland flag this time