Buh... but... muh sidebars. This doesn't agree with the side bar and the sidebar is right because the sidebar says so. You can't argue with that. Getting AWALTs is like catching fish. You don't ask fish how you catch fish [mutters other inconherent predatory false analogies]. Anyone who begs to differ is betta. Don't trust AWALTs fish. m'kay?

I think your problem is that you had shower thoughts. Those happen when you shower. Getting water on you is too close to being underwater, and therefore thinking like a fish (like bettas do). You need to be more alpha. Don't bathe. AWALTs like the alpha stench musk.