http://www.comicplanetcultureforlife.com/2016/03/19/hot-rumor-x-men-will-rebooted-within-marvel-cinematic-universe-apocalypse/To Be Frank...I think its legit.
it kind of too late now I really doubt Fox will ever give out the rights for it
>>80905992>The fact is, this scoop was revealed to me by our source whom we call “The Shadow.” >Find out more about this red-hot rumor on the X-Men reboot in the MCU on the Next Page!Sage for clickbaitSage for shilling your shitty ass websiteSage for supporting moviecancerKill yourself
>>80905992I don't want to believeBut my inner little kid wants toStill, it seems like made up stuff for the sake of clickbaitBut... Is it bad to want this to happen?
its too late for xmen to join the MCU without some strange fuckery to describe why the xmen did shit all during anything in the MCU. Not to mention two quicksilvers
>>80906119Stole the words right outta my mouth.
No one wants the fucking X-Men in the MCU.They would overshadow everybody with their stupid "mutant rights" bullshit.
>>80906091>>80906185>Stupid>Cant read> REBOOTED INTO> Mutants not hiding in secret until the big reveal like in First Class>moron>>80906119Fine, would a shill do this, you dumb cuck?>ARTICLES MEAT Part ONE:This story isn’t for the faint of heart so be ready for what you will be reading next!So here’s the scoop. I am told by our source that:X-Men: Apocalypse will be Bryan Singer’s last with the X-Men franchiseThis will be the last X-Men movie with Fox (for now)It will be announced officiallyThe X-Men will be rebooted within the MCUNow for those of you thinking that Fox would never let go of the X-Men nor will they be given to them especially after a few successful films under the X-Men umbrella…relax.Fox isn’t giving up the X-Men but they are going to reboot it in the MCU while still owning the rights to the franchise. This is similar to Spider-Man having a new movie under Sony Pictures but with Marvel overseeing the project.As our regular readers know, we’ve told you before that Fox and Marvel have already shaken hands in a deal that will bring the X-Men into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. This will unite once and for all every Marvel property in one cohesive universe where they interact with one another yet are still owned by their respective studios.That means the Avengers and the X-Men can cross over with one another in various movies depending on the story they want to tell. It’s similar to Spider-Man, whose rights still belong to Sony, but is now capable of working with and bumping into his pals in the MCU because he belongs in the same universe as the Avengers do.This is why we’ve been saying all along that the Deadpool movie happened in the MCU and why Marvel isn’t suing Fox over the use of a Hellicarrier (an exclusive Marvel property) because there is no longer any animosity between Marvel and Fox._1456855689Image courtesy of Cinema Blend
Kdramastars shoulda got this scoop
>>80905992It's going to be so awkward to put the mutants so late into this.Plus FOX and Marvel hate each other.FOX knew Fantastic 4 would flop, but they made it anyway to keep the rights.
>>80906229>ARTICLES MEAT Part TWO:Notice the compliments and exchanges between Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Evans, and Ryan Reynolds? They couldn’t do this before and now they’re being overt about their fondness for one another!James Gunn complimented Deadpool publicly which used to be taboo for anyone involved with Marvel.Additionally, remember when Marvel Comics was no longer featuring the X-Men in any of their promos because of the Marvel-Fox war? That, too, is long gone. In fact, a month before Deadpool came out, a series of key Deadpool comics reprints were published by Marvel.At the same time, we now have another X-Men Apocalypse comic event as well, promoting the movie at the perfect time.And remember this statement from Ryan Reynolds? He says that Deadpool isn’t in the X-Men universe.“I really don’t think this has anything to do with Days of Future Past or its timeline. If it were Deadpool, he could tell Days of Future Past to take its timeline and go f–k itself. We make fun of the timelines in the movie. But no, Deadpool is not affected by that at all. Deadpool I think is just his own thing, his own universe. Anytime that the X-Men sort of interact with Deadpool in his universe they do so at their own risk and peril.”Yes he did say Deadpool has his own universe but that universe is actually the MCU where Days of Future Past never happened. Besides, Reynolds isn’t allowed to talk about the deal yet.Finally, here’s Fox producer Lauren Shuler Donner on the possibility of the X-Men and Avengers crossing over.
>>80905992Infinity stones and gems cause change in humanity after infinity wars/ reality is warped after Infinity wars. Done. Easy. It writes itself.
>>80906229>>80906270Christ, just kill yourselfFucking waste of oxygen
>>80906270>ARTICLES MEAT Part THREE:Question: Now that The Avengers has done so well, it seems like the other studios with Marvel properties can see the advantage of making a deal. Can you see a world where this generation of X-Men could be in an Avengers movie?Lauren Shuler Donner: I would love it. I would love it. I personally have close ties to Marvel because of Kevin Feige, because Kevin worked for me. But to take our characters and mingle them in the way that they were written, yeah, absolutely.xmenspidey-aviavImage courtesy of Marvel and 20th Century Fox via JoBloThere’s so much evidence out there of the Marvel-Fox lovefest happening that you just need to open your eyes and see how these things were never possible before because of the strong animosity between the two.That is gone now and the X-Men are going to be safely in the overseeing eye of Marvel’s Kevin Feige in the MCU.Even if you’re still skeptical about this, the least I hope I was able to do is I opened your eyes to what’s going on around you that you may not have noticed before you read this post.The announcement of the Marvel-Fox deal will come though it may not come soon until after X-Men: Apocalypse. Whether that’s during this year’s San Diego Comic-Con or in a separate event, they will eventually make it official.
So the Avengers made gangbusters in the box office for bringing in the pre-established Marvel characters (Iron Man, Cap, Thor, Hulk) and it was the "big one", but do you guys think that brining in the X-Men would result in a greater profit for Marvel or would it just be diminishing returns at that point?
I honestly wouldn't want this to happen. We don't need the MCU getting MORE bloated. If Fox wants to reboot something alongside Marvel, just do the FF. PLEASE.
>>80906389I think by Infinity War and Justice League 2 people will start getting tired of so much superhero movies.
>>80906284Why are you so hostile.Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
yay! more D-list actors playing super heroes. Just when Magneto & Xavier were well casted too.
>>80906497>SAVAGE
>>80906229>Dugganpool movies>GBU adaptation>Yvette Nicole Brown as Preston, Scott Adsit as Agent Scott Adsit
>>80906497It's not even a pastaThis miserable lard ass is a living mouth-breathing proof capemovies etc need a board akin to /mlp/
>>80906497>This is the next Marine copypasta
MUTIES GET OUT RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80906497Holy shit this isnt even a pasta.
On one hand, this would probably make the MCU a lot better. On the other, this would make X-men a lot worse.
>>80905992>X-Men movies completely rebound from Wolverine Origins debacle>Fox decides to fold their movies into the MCUI don't think so, Tim.
>>80906497Holy fuck.
>>80906497>Based Marine Gives It To Us Again
>>80906497>Went to the trouble of typing all that shit up that nobody is going to bother to readYou're the literal definition of autism.
I never want to fucking see Jennifer Lawrence in the MCU. There's few celebrities that downright piss me off but her and Amy Jewmer are complete trash.
>>80906497>The birth of a new meme.
>>80906497Post YFW you just witnessed the birth of a new meme
>>80906195This. The X-Men are better off separate from the MCU and the MCU can play with Inhumans all they want with less of the anti-mutant agenda.
>>80906497>it's for realItch that scratch gives it away as being intentional though.
>>80906497>>80906747
>>80905992>To Be Frank...>I think its legit.What are you basing that on?
>>80906590>>80906698Sounds like you got thoroughly rekt there, anon.
>>80906497>>80906747Its a new meme. The birth of a new copypasta.The "Itch That Scratch" Pasta.We did something /co/, we finally did something.
>>80906497I'm calling your handler nigga
>>80906229>Fine, would a shill do this, you dumb cuck?No, but a moron might.
>>80906651X-men is already kinda fucky as it is. DoFP was cool but it was rearranging deck chairs on the titanic. That whole thing is a goddamn mess and personally id like it rebooted regardless. The only reason i dont think it was is because they wanted jackverine to remain in there.I don't even really want mutants in mcu shit I just want them to give a fuck about the x-men again so maybe the comics wont be flushed down the toilet day after day.
>>80906497>Anon wrote this all himself>Anon just made a new meme while roasting>Not just DESTROYED>Fucking OBLITERATED
>>80906862Are you trying to get another one out of him?Do you think he's writing a massive reply to everyone who's replied to him RIGHT NOW?
>>80906497
>>80906497>Check with google>no results>anon was this savage all on his own
>>80906909Sorry, I hadn't read the whole thread by then, I just felt the need to get that out.
>>80906497>>80906590>>80906698>When you too booty blasted to make a comeback
>>80906497Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>80906497Damn, son.
>>80906497>>80907027Oh fuck it begins. The new meme has begun.
>>80906964>>80906918>>80906893>>80906855>>80906841>>80906804>>80906747>>80906714>>80906637>>80906599>>80906590I wonder how many of these are just the same fag.
>>80906497>When the meme so supreme you create it in a fever dream
>>80906497Hot damn, son. >>80906590>>80906698>>80907060You're just too analy wrecked by the fact that you got dunked on by the birth of a fresh new meme to think properly, anon.
>>80906282>implying they would wait another 3-4 years to introduce the X-MenNah, man, if this deal is legit you'll see some sort of mention of mutants very soon. >yfw Marvel replaces the Inhumans movie with an X-Men one>yfw Agents of SHIT starts referring to Inhumans as mutants ("Inhuman is degrading and dehumanizing! We prefer 'mutated humans'.")>yfw the Inhumans shilling in the comics stops and they're down to one book>yfw the next big Marvel relaunch wave is going to be called All-New X-Men NOW! and will include a dozen X-Men related books>yfw X-Men fans don't know how to behave now that they no longer feel like Marvel hates them
>>80907146Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>80906871>just want them to give a fuck about the x-men again so maybe the comics wont be flushed down the toilet day after day.this
Is it time to break this out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljw8FMz17og
fucking clickbait. Comicplanetcultureforlife? Who? Probably less credibility than fucking Latino-review. Fucking kek
>>80907206Why are you so hostile.Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>80907163Marvel won't put effort into Xbooks.The abuse victims would buy 22 blank pages if Marvel put X-Men on the cover.
>>80906862Why do you persist you miserable little asshole?Do you realize just what a waste you are? Just what a miserable little person you've turned out to be.think. Think back. to your childhood. Think about how full of promise and excitement you were. Now think about how you've suffocated and murdered that child under the weight of your own inadequacy. You've disappointed everyone, you know. Your mother can barely stand the sight of you, you are now as much the child she took to her breast as the cancerous lump growing in her uterus is. At least that lump of cells holds no false promise but peace from your wretched existence. Think back to all the people you ever encountered in your squandered life and say a quiet apology to them for being a complete waste of their time and faith. That girl who actually liked you, who you so foolishly indulged in fantasies of being married to and having children with and dying peaceful, gray haired on a bed with. Just think, she's currently rutting with some other, much more successful man(unlike you, who could barely be called a man, let alone human), filling her womb with his seed, propagating his lineage. Do you feel it? Do you hear it? Her nails on his back. Her moans of ecstasy when he takes her. They'll have a long, happy future together. A better one than you could've ever given her. .Your lineage is squandered on rags, dying, encrusted, yellowing rags and filling the dank air of your festering living area. You have failed not just as a person, but as a basic living being. You waste your time on message boards. You snap at people who have no identity, who will come and go through your life, and you meet them with hostility. Killing yourself would simply be a benefit to you so in all actuality I hope you never die. I hope you just keep living, in this constant state of mediocrity and anger.
>>80907243Why are you so hostile.Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>80906270>And remember this statement from Ryan Reynolds? He says that Deadpool isn’t in the X-Men universe.I thought that was already obvious considering Colossus was different and the final fight was on a damn not-helicarrier
RIP Inhumans.
>>80907364I hope to god this happens. I don't remember the last time Marvel tried to make something happen so artificially on such a large scale for so long.Deadpool in the Way era comes close, but I still think Inhumans are worse because they actually affect other shit.
>>80907310Because Apocalypse and Old Man Logan are going to be finale films for the old universe.Deadpool is part of the rebooted universe.
>>80907464Why are the Inhumans bad?
>>80907552Because Marvel decided they wanted them to be the new X-Men and killed what made them interesting.
>>80907284You think you can just copy me? The way i speak? The way i think? The way in which i artistically and surgically annihilate you and your worthless opinions and self conscious? You think that you can rival the destructive raw force that a mighty being of pure energy and nature such as i am capable of? You're nothing. You exist in a bubble of your own design, sitting and wallowing in a puddle of urine and self pity, wondering why and when your life went wrong. At some point, perhaps in grade school, high school, college, hell, maybe your mid 20's, you had dreams. You had it all. A girl you wanted, a job you needed, a family you so desperately wanted to feel the necessity of love from. But then it was all swept away. You got complacent and lazy, your lumbering useless mound of flesh and pubic lice, the meat sack, the thunderous trunks on which you walk, your individual person and design, your silhouette, a revolting mass comparable only to a midgetized blob monster of which God himself looks upon in shame. You have only ONE course of action in which you can benefit the world, nay, society at large. Those people in which you share a familiar landscape. Those individuals all of more important worth than you. You have ONE way to show that your life had any meaning other than as a means to continue the respiratory cycle of plants. Tomorrows eve, you shall commit your last sinful act as a member of this decrepit earth. The earth you made decrepit as a result of your intollerable, poisonous existence. You shall climb to the very heights of the tallest spire in the city you reside. And you'll take one step off the edge. Your body will tumble and splatter across the pavement as if a water balloon filled with blood, ink, sweat, and copious amounts of semen. You'll be a martyr for a greater cause, eliminating the inferior from this world. Making it a better place for all of us. The Master Race.
>>80907284oh, it's a different one.Thanks for meme'ing me, friend!
>>80907552Slavery.
>>80906497>>80907307>>80907680what the fuck did 3 new memes just show up.
>>80907680>Meme status: staleThanks lads these were a mighty funu hour. Really though OP you shouuld consider suicide.
I highly doubt it. Even if Marvel were to make a deal with Fox, at this point it's too late to introduce mutants to the MCU.
>>80906497>>80907284>>80907680>The meme game too strong
>>80906497>>80907284>>80907680Thank you based anons for giving us 3 fresh memes
>>80905992>X-Men>not Fantastic FourPass.
>>80907799>>80907720i saw what you did faggot.
>>80906497 >>80907284>>80907680 Fuck me.
Really starting to think movie/tv discussion to get relegated to /tv/
>>80907163>x-fags thinking Marvel doesn't hateYou're talking about the fanbase that complains when z-list muggas die, when x-men are dragged into an event, when the x-men are left out of an event, when the x-men don't have 20+ books. Bitching is in their blood.
Someone screencap this fucking thread holy shit.
>>80906497>>80907284>>80907680Jesus Christ this meme game is too strong
Pls no. MCU X-Men would be utter dogshit
>>80905992Not happening, fucking website that makes you go for a 3 pages article to get more add clicks isn't trustworthy as far as I'm concerned.It is what I want since that would make X-men appear in games, cartoons and be in a better position in the comics, but I seriously doubt it,
>>80908026This. We need to start taking a serious index of which clickbait sites are advertising here.
>>80908099>>80908026>>80908013>>80907907>>80907835>>80907278>>80907240>>80907233>>80907163>still having x-men conversation when the memes just happened.
This thread needs to be screencapped holy fuck.The birth of a new meme.
>>80905992It wont happen for at least 5-10 yearsMaybe more
>>>80906497 >>>80907284>>>80907680 This is like a Meme nuke that just went off.
>>80908201My memegame is nowhere near strong enough to participate, and I'm all out of reaction images, so I leave the dankness to the obvious pros in the thread.
>>80906497>>80907284>>80907680 Good god.
>>80908201>Giving in to this degeneracyFucking flatscans
>>80908383I always hated how the term 'flatscans' never really got used in the x-men movies. I always thought it sounded like such a cool slur for humans.
>>80906497>Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle?/tv/ is already stealing our meme>>67224847Then again it was probably /tv/ that started it here anyway because co is /tv/channel2 now so it's really their meme
It's a clickbait thread ... but oh, man ... what the hell happened here.
Only possible way is if Disney coughs up like 5 billion dollars
>>80908492ikr
>>80908615What have i done.
>>80908615Fuck, its spread to /news/>>>/news/30390
>>80906497Fresh meme right here!
Okay so we all know this is a clickbait article and literally the only value in this thread is the new memes it has given rise to but just for fun, if you had to bring the X-Men into the MCU, how would you do it?First of all I wouldn't give a fuck about trying to explain wtf mutants were doing during alien invasion shit or Ultron are harmonizing that stuff because I'd rather just get to telling the story than spending time trying to make shit fit. Not like normies will be paying enough attention to question it, most already don't even know MCU from other studios adapting Marvel (or even DC because they keep on asking me when Batman's gonna be in the Avengers)tbc
>>80909017I think first I'd start off with the original five and make it a story that takes place near the founding of the X-Men. I don't think I'd want to do Magneto straight away b/c we've seen so much of him, so maybe it'd be something that borrows more from "God Loves, Man Kills" and makes Rev. Stryker the villain.Next film would leap into present time, where the X-Men has increased its ranks and there's a bunch of Claremont-era guys and everything. The film would borrow from the Schism, and have Cyclops gradually become jaded by the X-Men's pacifist approach to human/mutant relations in the face of their continued persecution, and he drifts more from Xavier's MLK philosophy to a Malcom X one. Wolverine resents that Cyclops is compromising the innocence of mutant children by bringing them into the more violent side of their mission, because Wolverine doesn't want to see these kids turn into what he is. So, they split apart. Villain would be the Hellfire club orchestrating the events that increase animosity toward mutants so that they can sell more Sentinels.
All me: the thread
>>80906497>mfw I'm board-hopping to witness this history in the making
>>80909017I'd have Xavier and Magneto in a bit of a private shadow-war collecting mutants for their cause. Not a ton of X-Men or Brotherhood members. Team for the first movie would be the Original 5 and maybe Storm and Wolverine to some capacity since they're pretty important in the public's eye.>>80908702I don't believe this article for a second but I could see Disney buying X-Men. Not for 5 billion but for a smaller amount. X-Men used to be one of Marvel's premier properties and alongside Spider-Man it's always been one of their bigger money makers. Now they're actively trying not to make money off of because of corporate bullshit and that seems like a real waste of potential profit.I still think this article's bullshit but I can believe Marvel and Disney would want X-Men back or at least mend things over with Fox. Disney sure as hell needs Fox to like them since Fox still owns A New Hope.
>>80906229So this cuck forgot about the Fantastic Four.
>>80909376Good.Spread my tale. With meme magic at my command i shall rule this puny world.
>>80906497Wow, reading that really made me rethink my whole life. I thought I had it under control, but the more I think about it, the more I see that my whole life is a mess. Just one example is this one time after I had just finished devouring way too much food at McDonalds (I was having one of those weeks) and I stopped by the grocery store to pick up some essentials. I was grabbing milk when I felt the urge. There was an old lady near me and I didn't want to subject her to that so I power walked into the aisle with the coffee beans and decided it was safe to rip add there. I mean, who the fuck would be grabbing coffee beans at 7 PM?I let out one of the nastiest gas emissions this side of WWII. I shit you not, this was worse than even words could describe. Before my cheeks had even stopped flapping I was plugging my nose and nearly hurling. I thought to myself that I had to leave the area immediately...and that's when I noticed.There, situated not three feet from my rancid behind, was Chuck Mangione. I had always heard the legends but I never thought they were true. He was visible behind the shelf, having parted some products aside. His face was something between a grimace and a smile. Before I could speak, he called to me in a low whisper."You've got the stank-ass, brother...there's only one way to cure that...let old Chuckie fix you up." He was snaking out of the shelf as he said this. By the time my surprise had wore off, it was too late. He pulled me to the ground and swiftly removed my pants while gagging me with a tacky sweater. I could only manage muffled sobs of protest as he rammed his flugelhorn straight up my bum and began to play Feels So Good. I felt my insides begin to wash over with a strange sensation. And just as quickly as it started, it was over. Chuck slithered back into the shelf and I was left feeling oddly refreshed. I still keep the sweater as a reminder of that day.
>>80906497holy shit
>>80905992I wouldn't be surprised. I doubt Fox has planned any farther in advance for X-Men after Apocalypse. I mean, where do you really GO after Apocalypse? Not back to Magneto, that's for sure. I also doubt that Fox has actually decided on this. They're gonna wait until they manage to procure the details of what Sony took away from Spidey's participation in Civil War, Hell, they might even wait until Spidey's solo movie, before they hand their keys (and most likely the keys to Fantastic Four as well considering that Marvel has wanted them back for years and they've been the movie equivalent of The Monkey's Paw to Fox) over to Marvel to make AvX: The Movie featuring Doctor Doom.
What the holy fuck did I walk into anons? Its like Mister Frensky all over again
>>80909263After the Schism, we break into two parallel movies: Wolverine's side and Cyclops' side. The Cyclops-team movie is about his X-Men trying to assert themselves amongst the humans and make it known that any government persecuting mutants will be met with force. Villain would be Mr. Sinister, trying to remake the world in his image using Celestial technology.Wolverine-team movie would be about his X-Men trying to locate a bunch of young mutants and teach them to hone their powers before other groups, such as the Brotherhood, try to use them for their own ends.Maybe also an X-Force movie in which Wolverine's black-ops team snikts all the bubs that need to be snikted. The irony would sort of be that Wolverine engages in the same sort of violent shit he condemns Cyclops for, but the difference is that he wants to do it away from the children so that they can grow up in a world where they won't have to do that shit, whereas Cyclops is training children to be ready for war. Plot might be some cult trying to bring Apocalypse back by having him reborn. Then you get the whole thing about Phantomex being forced to kill a child for crimes he is prophesied to commit in the future.
>>80906497I'm finally here for something!
Can we start the thread over?There's no hope of discussion anymore.
>>80906497Iv witnessed the birth of a new copypasta. You are a great man.
>>80909531No.
>>80909562Why not?
>>80909531Why do you hate dank memes, anon?
>>80909531>>80909586>wanting to abandon thread>thinking OP is real/even worth discussing
>>80909602I don't, but /tv/ should be fucking nuked.
>>80909619Doesn't matter to me if it is real, I'll humor it anyway.He wanted /co/'s opinion, I'm happy to give mine, that's how it works.
>>80909619Eh it isn't like the whole meme thing isn't being forced. My assumption is most of the 'WOAHHH SHIT DANK MEMES' replies are just the same couple of asshats trying to inflate the response because they want it to catch on.
GO MY CHILDREN.GO AND SPREAD MY GOSPEL!YOU WILL NEED THE IMAGE RELATED , GGGG.JPG, AND THE SUBJECT LINE "Why are you so hostile."GO AND SPREAD MY GOSPEL CHILDREN.SPREAD MY MESSAGE!
>>80909384Yeah, I also kind of itch for a bare-bones approach with something like the original five. I think one reason I haven't seen any of the X-Men films is that most of them look like "Wolverine & Some Randoms" and they don't look like X-Men films enough for me to actually care.
>>80909744Exactly, they want to feel important.It's the definition of a forced meme. Those used to be frowned upon, you know. But /tv/ is determined to be newfaggots.
>>80909531>it's a derailed thread episode
>>80909757Ok, ok. Chill man, chill. You made a new pasta and got credit, don't push your luck. I used to force memes like that until I took an arrow to the knee.
>>80909757>tripfag wants to force his own unfunny memeYou are pure cancer.
>>80909744>125 replies54 postersIt's certainly possible.I miss the earlier era of memes, when they weren't so forced. It used to be that something happened, somebody finds it humorous enough to mutate it and pass it on, and it goes from there. Now, people wake up thinking "how can I meme today?" or something happens and people are like "WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS A MEME NOW EVERYBODY PITCH IN AND SPREAD IT A LITTLE COME ON DO YOUR PART"Memes have lost their purity
>>80906533If you don't think they were well cast before then your opinion is literally shit and I do not respect you.
>>80909757>It's me, the celebrity from that meme!>It was me behind it, glad you liked it!>When you spread it, tell them I sent you!No.
>>80909932>/vp/ and rotomYeah, I know the feeling.
>>80909757Just for saying this I'm going to do my best to ignore and forget this existed.
>>80906568>>80906599>>80906747>>80906841>>80906871>>80906909>>80907025>>80907027>>80907032>>80907060>>80907146>>80907206>>80907284>>80907307>>80907310>>80907680>>80907799>>80907840>>80907871>>80907936>>80908201>>80908383>>80908615>>80909376>>80909443>>80909513What the fuck.I make one silly reply, leave for an hour, come back, and this shit happens.God dammit /co/ >>80909757This idiot isnt even me.
>>80910005>>80909757>backpedaling this hard
>>80910005In fact, continuing off of this,>>80909757This guy types a lot like that "Faggot Who Dares" from the last summer. God damn tripfags.
>>80909757Beating the dead meme into the ground
>>80910054Did i use a tripcode: >>80906497 ?Idiot.
>>80910054rule of thumb, if someone shows up with a tripcode after its already happened, its probably not them
>>80905992NO NO NO FUCK THAT NOISE THE MCU DOESN'T NEED MUTANTS.
>>80910054It is believable that a new anon might have seen his chance at glory and stole the credit. I say we take away all credit from the named guy since we will eight be taking credit away from someone who stole it or someone who is forcing it. >>80910152>>80906497>>80906497>>80908497>>80906497>>80906497>>80909757>>80906497You have 2 mins to post cap with or without (you)
The Thread So Far:>Anon was a faggot>Another Anon responded with a paragraph's worth of extremely edgy insults>Some shitposters from /tv/ who had been waiting in the wings to ruin shit up like they always do, decided that it was their latest dank meme>Anons who came to discuss the OP got mad at off topic discussion and how newfags and /tv/'s obsession with /b/-tier shitposting in lieu of actually discussion>/tv/ responded in kind>some tripfaggot decided to take credit for the afformentioned dank meme>the thread agreed he was a cunt>the guy who actually made the post came back and saw the shitshow that the thread had become, then cried himself to sleep out of guilt
does this mean wolverine will finally be a shorty?I don't even need a full subhuman child man, just someone shorter than the main male cast by a noticeable amount
>>80910544I regret everything.
God dammit /co/, you're causing /tv/ to invade other boards with this shit.
>>80910632>>80910490>no (you)sI'm doubting the validity of what you have said.
>>80910544>MUH /tv/ BOGEYMENBitch ass nigga
>>80910779*boogeymen
>>80910745Post cross link?We might as well archive the full extent of this one night stand of memes.
>>809064972016 truly is the year of the meme
>>80910771You wont believe me anyway because PHOTOSHOP exists and you'll try and use that as an excuse but fine here you go
I'm gong to regret this, but does anyone else have a pasta they want to post/repost while we are all here?
>NO OPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80911009Well that's why I said 2 mins. Here, I'll give you one more >>80906497 chance with >>80909549 >>80906497 one that will be hard to >>80907284 photoshop even with 3 mins >>80907307 >>80907680 >>80906497 >>80907284
>>80906497Damn, that was impressive. Really.
>>80905992so there is hope for a spiderman deadpool movie?
>>80911457It's the real deal. No one could be THAT fast. Itch-That-Scratch Anon is a fraud.
>>80906229>every Marvel property>Namor and Man-Thing still owned by Universal and Lionsgate respectively
>>80911223>>80911457>>80911498Oh wait..... I just check my trap. Yep. Itch-That-Scratch is the real creator. I included one of Itch-That-Scratch's posted in there and there is a (you) next to it along with a (you) next to the original post.
>>80911498>>80911636Uh?
>>80911636Since Itch-That-Scratch deleted it, here is the proof. It should also be on Desu Storage.
>>80911448Remember all the parents who took their kids to see Deadpool?Imagine if Spiderman was featured in that movie instead of Colossus.It won't happen.
>>80911498>>80911636This >>80911457 doesnt link to anything, Anon