This week I accomplished my dream of bringing my trolling to national television. If it wasn't for the Red Pill, and its culture of shitlord excellence my dream would never have become a reality. For the past two years you guys were by my side critiquing, encouraging and helping me grow from cultural critic to Black Knight Juggernaut. I've had the unique opportunity of speaking with many of you face to face and learning from your experiences.

When the producers of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee contacted me to be part of their show, I immediately recognized it for what it was: a trap. Samantha Bee has been tearing people down on television for the past twelve years. Having watched the Daily Show I knew that gotcha questions and deceptive editing were par for the course. I also knew that without preparation I would end up a casualty like Peter Schiff.

However, I had a weapon of my own: The Red Pill. I leveraged the contacts I had gained from my fitness consultations. I contacted marketers, advertisers and speech coaches to help me develop a strategy for surviving the ambush. The consensus was that I should speak in short powerful sound bites, so that my words wouldn't fall victim to deceptive editing. I was advised to keep a calm neutral demeanor, ignore her bait and that the best defense is a good offense. My mentors imitated Samantha's persona so that I could practice going up against it. I knew that I only had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything I ever wanted, which I why I practiced until I felt confident.

On the show, with the cameras rolling and the microphones on, I recognized that the other guests were unprepared. They were enthusiastic to be on television and didn't think how their words would be used against them. Samantha Bee had a two part strategy. She had a script of loaded trap question and reframed the conversation in her favor with snarky responses. My strategy was to avoid her traps and use agree and amplify to turn her snark against her. Samantha was ready to tear down Trump supporters but nothing could prepare her for Red Pill Superstar GayLubeOil.

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