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/r/allSimpsons writer says President Trump episode was 'warning to US' . (theguardian.com)

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[–]Ienvythedead 339ポイント340ポイント  (69子コメント)

There is more salt in this comment section than in all of the oceans in the world

[–]BigSpaghetti 86ポイント87ポイント  (37子コメント)

did you know that the salt in the oceans is from salt in the ground that has dissolved into the oceans during millions of years.

[–]Militree 166ポイント167ポイント  (33子コメント)

I would like to unsubscribe from salt facts.

[–]Umadvegan 84ポイント85ポイント  (21子コメント)

I'm sorry, we didn't quite get that. Did you know Roman soldiers were sometimes paid in salt - which is where the word 'salary' comes from? To get more salt facts respond with: more please.

[–]Spun_Wook 29ポイント30ポイント  (19子コメント)

More please

[–]Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 36ポイント37ポイント  (18子コメント)

Did you know that salt can effectively cure vaginal itching and bacteria due to its antibacterial properties? Wash your vagina with concentrated warm salt water whenever you feel the itching. This will give you great relief instantly and prevent further multiplication of bacteria!

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[–]Ferelar 57ポイント58ポイント  (11子コメント)

Excellent! I'll use this as soon as I get a vagina installed.

Also.. More please!

[–]blaze88 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

"salting the earth" comes from the third Punic war, when the romans salted the earth of carthage so that nothing would grow.

[–]Ferelar 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

I believe this was merely metaphorical! Or perhaps they salted a small portion of the fields as a warning. Would've been a waste to destroy all that fertile land they were taking over! Fun salt fact nonetheless.

[–]milkeytoast 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

plus the fact that salt was very valuable

[–]TerriblePrompts 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

You underestimate how much the Romans hated the Carthaginians. Fertile land meant little compared to the balance of power in the Mediterranean. They were very thorough in burning and salting everything.

[–]badgerbacon6 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We basically do this slowly via road salt every winter.

[–]sumsimpleracer -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you know that when used correctly salt can improve the taste of your food? Some say that it makes food taste like what food should taste like.

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[–]LlamaJack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

More please!

[–]Faustess 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you know that the suffix -wich in the names of British towns indicates that that place was once a supplier of salt?

[–]hackfleischadolf 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

does this work with da penis?

[–]S0T0 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

More Please

[–]PM_ME_3D_MODELS 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

DID YOU KNOW?

Adding a pinch of salt in your coffee actually removes some of the bitterness.

[–]JessieJ577 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm too hesitant to actually try this...

[–]throwawayawayQ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Adding it to beer makes it less flat

[–]Antiprismatic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It actually does work. The trick is to literally add only a pinch, and you can't taste the salt.

[–]ryanrye 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

At first I was like well I'll be damned, but when I read google's explanation this doesn't seem true: "Middle English: from Anglo-Norman French salarie, from Latin salarium, originally denoting a Roman soldier's allowance to buy salt, from sal ‘salt’." Furthermore, reddit actually talked about this in 2013 and surmised there's not enough evidence to suggest they were paid with salt.

[–]toeofcamell 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Na you can't unsubscribe

[–]NachoLawbre 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

NaCl you can't unsubscribe.

[–]ani625 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun but NaH.

[–]redseraph 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad you didn't feel insalted by the comment

[–]LocalDirtball 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hear Trump is going to build a salt wall to keep all the illegal salt out of America's salt reserve.

[–]Scooter411 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Which means trump needs lots of pillars of salt, trump/medusa 2016 confirmed.

Edit: I don't know which ones hair is crazier.

[–]Morgellon_Freeman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

trump/medusa 2016 confirmed.

Hiya! It's me, the asshole who corrects mythological references. Medusa actually turned people into stone. Re: pillars of salt, I believe you're thinking of Lot's wife from the Biblical Old Testament, who was transformed into a pillar of salt after looking back at the city of Sodom.

[–]Vorocano 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Close but no cigar, Medusa actually turned people to stone. If you want people turned to salt, you'd be looking for Lot's wife at the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. At last, all those years of Sunday School are really starting to pay off!

[–]ChucklesAut 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you like to learn more?

[–]TGiddy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was from all that whale semen

[–]thug_life4 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

and from the bernie sanders supporter tears

[–]Ervin_Pepper 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

The US is the number 2 largest producer of salt in the world. When Trump said he wanted make America number 1 again, I didn't realise this is what he meant

[–]roogoff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was pretty good and I'm a salty fellow

[–]hyg03 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

The best part is they're the people who are always going on about America nowadays being "full of easily offended pussys" or having the thinnest skin

[–]ProllyJustWantsKarma 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

"SJW libcuck libtard idiot"

[–]impossiblevariations 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew a guy in high school who would always called me stupid, fucking moron, dumbass, every single time I saw him. Years later we got in touch and he apologized, he was doing badly at school and getting shit from his dad, I was doing alright and it made him angry. He'd call me stupid as a weird defensive reflex because he was scared that he was stupid.

Oddly enough, I kinda did the same thing back at him, calling his jokes 'lame'. He was reasonably popular and me, not so much.

So when I see edgy teenagers obsessing over 'cuck'... when you get angry and fling 'the worst thing you can think of' as an insult at people you dislike you tend to give away your insecurities.

[–]boobiesucker 52ポイント53ポイント  (19子コメント)

Of course, there are a lot of Trump supporters here. It's well known that crackers are quite salty.

[–]jello_on_the_floor -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's well known that crackers are quite salty.

LOL too bad it's not as simple as that...

[–]JessieJ577 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel bad that it took me two minutes for me to get the joke.

[–]IEatAnyAss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know what I came here for.