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[Haynes] Cavs players are growing tired of Kyrie's inability to not only register a proper amount of assists at the lead guard position, but also to just move the ball. (cleveland.com)

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[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 1252ポイント1253ポイント  (45子コメント)

Damn robots. Don't worry though, I just took my microwave outside and curbstomped it. An eye for an eye. TAKE THAT ROBOTS!

[–]SupersonicsHectorButler 152ポイント153ポイント  (33子コメント)

To be honest, the last thing the world needs right now is those guys gaining sentience. And we really don't need them to decide they hate basketball and all basketball discussion either

[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 97ポイント98ポイント  (13子コメント)

Ya. FUCK THE ROBOTS! Upvote everything and then smash your computers!

[–]RaptorsWeDaNorth 77ポイント78ポイント  (10子コメント)

Did I do it right?

[–]BravesScoobyDooge 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you did that, you did it right, my friend.

If you stole that... well then fuck it, you did it right, my friend.

[–][PHO] Steve NashPleaseDontDoxxMe 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He must have pressed enter as he was pulling the trigger.

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingiaLWAYSuSEsHIFT 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

Someone has to clean that up. That's pretty inconsiderate. Plus, you didn't even put out the fire.

2/10

5/7 with rice.

Some other meme.

Hopefully the robots upvote memes.

Or give gold.

[–]RocketsBeep_Boop_IAmaRobot 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

We don't. Our circuits don't do well in dank conditions

[–]NBAFearghas 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

But that's just the monitor... You forgot to destroy the actual computer itself.

[–]RaptorsWeDaNorth 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably shouldn't have shot myself in the head then...

[–][DAL] Roy HibbertBillygotTalent 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just a coincidence that the stick figure looks like an old Chinese man with a beard? I always think that.

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesbcyost 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oddly satisfying

[–]Bullswhythehellknot 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/vPMH65a.jpg

[–]Warriorsurdu_grundle 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Goddamn robots!

[–]Lakersfunnyhandlehere 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Given our focus in the last decades on the possibility of robots taking over and making us their slaves (a la Terminator and Matrix), we sure didn't see their basketball fixation coming.

[–]Raptorsfigshot 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you see AlphaGo v. Lee Sedol? They may not be far off. I, for one, welcome...

[–]CavaliersBaraStarkGaryenSter 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

... our new NBA hating overlords?

[–]PistonsIhategeeks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The skip Bayless algorithm

[–][TOR] Donyell MarshallPSChris33 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god, don't tell me Skynet has taken over /r/nba

[–]Bullsgrimm22 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

Even worse, they all decide to become Lakers fans

[–]Lakersfunnyhandlehere 19ポイント20ポイント  (8子コメント)

We welcome them.

[–]Bullsgrimm22 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

Of course you would. Cyborg Kobe will be back in the league at that time, after he decides to assimilate with the machines.

[–]LakersElephunk310 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

But does he make the other machines better?

[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonwhiskeynrye 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same Beast Different Robot

[–]WestBacon_Waffle_Sex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'll team up with Cyborg Smush to score 294 points in a game, so, yes.

[–]Lakersfunnyhandlehere 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

No need to sleep for Kobe-tron -- jumper and footwork practice only.

[–]LakersGuacamoleistoocostly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

DOMINATE HUMANS

[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Darth Kobe is coming back with robot spider legs

[–]Bullsgrimm22 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeeesh that's a horrifying picture

[–]BullsJellooooo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry, u/BullsBot, you're good.

[–]ThunderBurnieofc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Upvoted for using the word, 'sentience'.

[–]CavaliersWhatCanBronDoForU 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They won't even need sentience. We'll probably just kill ourselves with 3D printed ebola genomes.

[–][LAL] Robert Sacredangots0ul -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

we have rockets fans for that

[–][LAL] Jordan ClarksonTuneHD 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're going gangsta on these robots now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

[–]Pistonspurpleclouds 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[–][HOU] Corey Brewerclutch-city2k15 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That movie is so ridiculous! Death by vending machine spitting out cans to the nuts!

[–]Pistonspurpleclouds 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

KEEP PUMPING GAS HUMAN.

[–]Supersonicskevread 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll beat up the copy machine from work

I think I've got a baseball bat lying around somewhere...

[–]AviatorDan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aight Seth take it easy man

[–]Cavalierssobz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont have a microwave, but i do have a clock that occassionaly cooks shit.

[–]76ersjohnmflores 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're angry that Google is selling Boston Dynamics and are venting their anger on /r/nba!

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardA_WILD_CUNT_APPEARED 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just hit a person with a pacemaker in his heart with a bat,fuck robots.

[–]Bullscraddockj -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

microwavelivesmatter

EDIT: I must have missed the free karma train from these stupid hashtag lives matter joke. :(