Awards included:

Seventeen pie eating competitions, first place.

A spelling bee ribbon for last place.

Most improved in school (went from a -50% to a 1% average).

Plus I bought 3 trophies from Dollarama for 2.50 each, so I also have 3 trophies.

My friend Oscar gave me a trophy too, so I also have an Oscar.

These are my credentials and as you can see I am more than capable of drawing things. Let me know what you want me to paint, but make sure it doesn't include vodka or penises.