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ShitTRUEIrishmenSay: Welcome to Patty's Day 2016! (self.ShitAmericansSay)

ObrakaToo sexy to flair が 投稿 - stickied post

Dearest leprechauns, goblins and other Irishmen and women,

It's the best day of the year again. St. Patrick's Day, or how we call it here in the glorious Irish city of Boston: Patty's Day!. Today we celebrate the day Saint Patrick drove off the English from our motherland and restored the Irish kingdom in 1954.

Use this thread for all your juicy true Irish stories about Patty's Day and how drunk you were on green light beer that one time. Posts with reddit threads to Patty shit are still okay of course, but please use only this thread for real life stories and anecdotes.

We wish you all a nice Patty's day and don't forget to get shit drunk, start some fights and wear some green. We're all Irish after all and that's just our heritage!

PS: We are starting the party on St. Patty's Day Australia time because that's just how we roll

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[–]fresheadMaybe after the war we’ll be civilized again 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm at home with a five day old baby. So I'm basically covered in someone else's vomit and other bodily fluids, just like a real Irishman.

[–]NechaefI hate free speech! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They grow out of that. When they arrive at crotch hight and they have a cold the leave a traill of snot. Source have a 13year old.

[–]silence_hrEngland really butchers the English language 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll put a green t-shirt on so I can comment in here. I am 1/2056 Irish. I had a Guinness once.

[–]averagemonkeyA Scandinavian is the most qualified to bear my children 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a proud Irishman (just look at my last name), I've been looking forward to Patty's Day all damn year! Oh man this is gonna be great, I'll treat myself to an Irish Carbomb to get the party started.

Now let's all sing along: ♫ In Boston's fair city, where girls are so pretty, I first set my eyes on sweet... ♫♪

[–]finigian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shall be drinking from 2 pm tomorrow, I'll do some Irish dancing and wet the shamrock, while pretending to be Irish.

Happy Paddy's Day to you all x

[–]ObrakaToo sexy to flair[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

Thanks to /u/twisteddoodles for letting us use his brilliant cartoon for the sidebar.

More of his/her stuff can be found at http://www.twisteddoodles.com/ and social media thingies

[–]averagemonkeyA Scandinavian is the most qualified to bear my children 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

What a stupid comic. Paddy and Patty are pronounced exactly the same, dumbass. Learn English.

[–]ObrakaToo sexy to flair[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Only when you have a potato in your mouth

[–]averagemonkeyA Scandinavian is the most qualified to bear my children 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm Irish (great grandfather's mother was from Edinburgh), and that comment is actually really offensive.

[–]ObrakaToo sexy to flair[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Irish dilemma. When faced with a potato, eat it, or make booze of it?

[–]mirozi 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

gosh darn you, Obraka. we need to ban you again, now for mentioning other users... can mod ban himself?

[–]ObrakaToo sexy to flair[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, that's more or less the only rule where we mods DO except ourselves (and quite a lot of users too if the ping is validated).

[–]mirozi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

come on, you can't use logic in your defence. it's not fair.

[–]nessie7Doing an ethnographic study on the tribe of Yuropooristan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I slept with an irish gal some years ago, so I'm totes irish!

Drinking starts at noon tomorrow, gotta get drunk early, got an important meeting on Friday, that I should proooobably be sober for, but most likely wont.