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Image/GIFThis brave kid took Chuck Liddell's daughter to her first dance. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 483ポイント484ポイント  (262子コメント)

When my daughter is old enough I will be the driver of the car, the DJ at the dance and there will be GPS trackers on.

[–]Whaleskin13Canada 436ポイント437ポイント  (8子コメント)

I thought that said GSP tracker. I certainly wouldn't want to be with a girl and Georges pop out to say "I'm not impress by your performance".

[–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 147ポイント148ポイント  (2子コメント)

LOL and people are looking at me

[–]IceburgSlimkUnited States 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

....aliens are abducting me

[–]Dart06 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just throw a molotov cocktail into its mouth.

[–]dopestloserTeam 209 - Real Ninja Shit! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saves driving aroound shouting 'Ey where you at Georges!?'

[–]cantcooktoast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm dying lol

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    [–]iwinsallthethings 110ポイント111ポイント  (44子コメント)

    Or you'll really like the kid; he'll respect you and your daughter more importantly.

    [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 171ポイント172ポイント  (42子コメント)

    I'm still going on the date

    [–]uncle_flacidEstonia 27ポイント28ポイント  (21子コメント)

    You should hold the guy in your lap the whole time.

    [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 109ポイント110ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Pet him like a poodle

    [–]Monteze 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just don't pull a Lennie.

    [–]uncle_flacidEstonia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Shhh, it's going to be okay"

    [–]Cunthead -5ポイント-4ポイント  (16子コメント)

    You're not cool by being some 'tough guy' dad, you sound like an outdated loser.

    [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Right because life advice comes from guys that have this username

    [–]Cunthead 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Hahaha yep. Don't judge a book by its cover and all that.

    Guy that responded like a responsible parent, talking to your children about safe sex got downvoted. Idiot that simply says 'kids should not have sex' is upvoted. Go figure.

    [–]Batman5991Curacao -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I'm pretty sure you got downvoted for calling the real Shane Carwin an outdated loser for saying something literally every guy who has a daughter, or has thought about what it would be like to have a daughter, has thought before.

    [–]Cunthead -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I'd call any random tom, dick or harry an outdated loser if he thought that way. I disagree that every guy thinks that way, id say most guys don't.

    Intimidating dad is a trope that shouldn't be encouraged.

    [–]Hellas96 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Relevant username

    [–]Cunthead -1ポイント0ポイント  (5子コメント)

    My username may be stupid, but at least my views aren't.

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      [–]SaggyBallsHD 54ポイント55ポイント  (14子コメント)

      I don't know, maybe teach your daughter how to make reasonable decisions and trust her enough to do so. Or you can keep doing the whole overprotective dad-schtick-thing and be in charge of her sexuality like some creepy pimp. Your call I guess.

      [–]i3atRice 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Or maybe you guys are all taking this too seriously and don't realize he's just joking?

      [–]Ass_KickerUnited Kingdom -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Nothing like a spineless liberal chiming in with their unwanted opinions on how they think you should raise your own children.

      /u/SaggyBallsHD is a spineless, worthless liberal degenerate.

      [–]lambkeeper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Its called a joke??

      [–]moondizzlepie -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He didn't get laid until he was 35 and he wants his daughter to do the same.

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        [–]Jungle-Team 209 - Real Ninja Shit! 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

        What if he swings on you with his high school noodle arm and it just so happens to connect in the right spot knocking you out?

        [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Hope she gets my old ass to the ER and not goes on the date

        [–]tooon 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Would she be able to pick you up though? You're kinda big.

        [–]thatguyfred 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

        That's sad.

        [–]TrelgaUnited States 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Ah the old nice guy trick

        [–]liberate71 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Im getting a hint that DJ Carwin has dropped some tracks in the past?

        [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 68ポイント69ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I have a MAC and Headphones, I am a DJ

        [–]b304521 88ポイント89ポイント  (125子コメント)

        Why? Is she not allowed to have relationships?

        [–]eojen 103ポイント104ポイント  (6子コメント)

        Nope! But his son is. In fact, he encourages his son in that aspect as much as he can while shaming his daughter for her sexual independence. It's the American way.

        [–]ModernKender 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yay for owning your daughter's sexuality!

        [–]GreenPJs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Online: "not all men!"

        To daughter: "yes, every fucking one of them."

        I don't know maybe raise your shitty sons better then?

        [–]Xer0day 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Who is high fiving their sons for getting laid? I don't know a single dad that talks about that with their kid.

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          [–]i3atRice 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Maybe he's just joking? Crazy I know...

          [–]SloppySynapses 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Clearly he's joking...we don't need you to explain that to us.

          [–]crazy_loop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Maybe b304521 is just joking? Crazy I know...

          [–]KingFlexington 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          hes obviously joking holy moly

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            [–]karspearhollow 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

            When I'm a father I'll remember being overprotective only drives them to deeper secrecy.

            Teach em about safe sex and you won't end up finding out she's pregnant several months in when she starts to show.

            [–]halupki 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

            I can only imagine being 16 and going to pick up my date, only to see /u/ShaneCarwin standing at the door. I'd ask for his autograph and then pretend I had the wrong house, lest I be snuffed out by his ham-hands.

            [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

            I hope the day never comes but everyday we are a bit closer.

            [–]red_beanie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            it would be cool to see him, plus it would be a good ice breaker to use to initiate confortable conversation with chucks daughter in the limo if you were nervous. but as a 16 y/o, i would have been shitting my pants and having a panic attack. it would have been bad enough going out with a smoking hot blonde girl.

            [–]randomunsourcedfacts 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

            Dude, trust your daughter a little. Sure, you want her to be safe, but if you treat like this, she'll end up with some seriously fucked up mental issues around dating. And she may not like you very much if you try to control her like this. You might ruin your whole relationship with your daughter.

            [–]BewareOfUserUnited States 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

            I'm just wondering. Did you notice it was Shane Carwin? XD

            [–]randomunsourcedfacts 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

            I don't follow MMA (came here from front page) but when his flair said "Yup, the real one" I assumed who he was and Googled him.

            [–]BewareOfUserUnited States 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            He shitposts a lot on our subreddit. Check his posts. You might find it funny

            [–]Lexirox 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

            *You WILL ruin your relationship with your daughter.

            [–]allthissleaziness 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Ain't no telling how much pussy I've gotten off daddy issues

            [–]bzqa 11ポイント12ポイント  (12子コメント)

            Me strong man. Me have zero respect for daughter. Me control her budding sexuality and me threatened by 15 year old males. Me want to alienate daughter and make her feel like she can't relate to me in the slightest.

            [–]ermaferkingerrd -4ポイント-3ポイント  (11子コメント)

            You stupid. Not understand joke. Like 90% of the fathers I've met mess around like this. It's hard for some parents to watch their kids grow up so fast.

            [–]Merakos1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Just because everybody does it doesn't make it funny.

            [–]ModernKender -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yeah, threatening my sons with harm for wanting to date a girl is hilarious.

            [–]bzqa -1ポイント0ポイント  (8子コメント)

            What's the joke? Explain it to me

            [–]strifeblood 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Do you really not get the joke? It's the old as time "father who's overprotective of his daughter" shtick. Maybe if he said he wasn't serious, you'd have a point, but there's really nothing to indicate he's being serious. Yet you're acting like if you genuinely know his thoughts on how to raise a daughter.

            [–]ermaferkingerrd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Giving a boy a hard time because he's dating his little girl? That's literally what the post is about. Keep up.

            [–]levelupinreallife -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

            If you don't understand what the joke is then you won't agree with any explanation.

            [–]bzqa -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            No seriously, what's the punchline? I'm pretty sure you don't know the difference between an actual joke and saying something in a joking manner.

            [–]scattycake 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Sorry, but you would like everyone to explain the exact way they speak? Saying something was a joke implies that it was in a joking manner. Yes, by the TECHNICAL definition of the word "joke" he probably wasn't telling a joke. BUT if you're a semi-intelligent human being, you know that words can be interpreted differently. The "joke" here (as I obviously have to explain since you can't see yourself) is that the picture is of an MMA fighter sending his daughter off to a date. The OP comment was ALSO by an MMA fighter, who made the stereotypical "protective father" comment. Sometimes, being a stereotype on purpose is a joke in and of itself to poke fun at the people (like you) who actually think this guy is being honest. You don't need a punchline to joke about someone. You just need a sense of humor.

            [–]1cenine 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Just sit down and revisit a highlight reel before the date.. Worse than the rest of that combined

            [–]AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            And just look at the date the whole time. No words. No expression

            [–]TattooSnob 1ポイント2ポイント  (13子コメント)

            Do you want your daughter to be a slut with daddy issues?

            [–]OverlyEnthusedJobber 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

            You really are going the other way with this; I have an issue with the idea of the "protect the girls" mentality; but, you're basically shaming girls who are promiscuous. I can understand people wanting to protect their daughters and accidentally stepping into the misogyny puddle, but you're cannonballing into that shit.

            [–]SexyGoatOnline 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

            I think we can all agree that while promiscuity in itself isn't a bad thing at all, that it can be a symptom of something that is negative. In this case, the people with overprotective fathers who go on to be promiscuous are usually not doing it just because they like the feeling of a weiner, it's because there's something missing emotionally or otherwise in them.

            That is to say, plenty of healthy, happy 'sluts', but the ones who chase affirmations from strangers because of familial issues are more likely hurting than not, at the very least anecdotally

            I mean, the guy above in all likelihood wasn't saying what I'm saying, but I feel like it's worth clarifying in my mind that promiscuity, while not bad in a vacuum, can often be a facet of some underlying deficit, particularly in the case of father-daughter strain, like was described by the guy a couple of posts up this comment chain

            [–]OverlyEnthusedJobber 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            What your saying is very different than what he was saying which was essentially "You want your daughter to go around fucking lots of people!?" It lacked the nuance you have here.

            [–]SexyGoatOnline 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Oh yeah totally, like I said I really don't think he's saying what I'm saying. I didn't post this as an argument against you or anything, I just felt like adding on for the discussion, I probably should have made it more clear I wasn't defending him

            [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 0ポイント1ポイント  (8子コメント)

            Listen here tough guy, put your real name and address and those two words together again and I will show you how they do not go hand and hand.

            [–]Iwica 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

            hahaha is this real

            [–]GenericUserName 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yes, it's Shane Fucking Carwin. The real one.

            [–]Soeldner 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Fight me irl noob

            [–]MrT-1000 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Here's the thing; I can talk as much shit as possible about how Shane is being a bad parent not letting his daughter explore her own eventual sexuality, and the repercussions that stem from that. It's true, and it's not healthy in the long term.

            But then I remember Shane Carwin is a mean fucking dude that is ~250 lbs of bulldozer that would shatter my skull with a punch and in that case I'll leave the man to raise his kid as he sees fit. You don't have to agree with it and he's the one that'll deal with the consequences; I just really don't want my skull smashed in.

            [–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            But they do.

            [–]chloridecells 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Sounds like you're being defensive. We have no evidence she's a whore, but your responses are making me suspicious.

            [–]HarryTruman 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Think about this for a minute. I'm assuming your daughter is relatively young. When it's time from prom and dating and all that jazz, you may very well be able to program waypoints into a car and send her on her merry way.

            [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

            yes, the future is bright

            [–]ChrisF79 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            She'll get fucked just before you think she's "old enough."

            [–]kizzzzurtUnited States 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Not with that attitude.

            [–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            That's a great way to give your daughter daddy issues. And we all know how that works out...

            [–]HiFiveGhostUnited States 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            2 black guys and a photo shoot when she turns 18

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              [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

              GSP tracker is a much better product

              [–]soldierdown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Wasn't that a Kevin hart commercial?

              [–]theimmortalvirus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              O shit it's you. Like it could get much worse than Chuck and you pop up haha.

              [–]almighty_ruler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Just give him a bear hug before they leave like the one Callen still talks about and presumably strokes himself to sleep to every night.

              [–]StainWaggin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Dont worry. She still gets fingerbanged at recess under the bleachers.

              [–]fitzydog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I fingerbanged my girlfriend in the backseat of the van my dad was currently driving back to her house after our date.

              If there's an opportunity, we will take it.

              [–]Sexual_tomato 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Are you really Shane Carwin?

              [–]Hoodyboi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Wait? Is that the real Shane Carwin account ? Those gimongus hands could crush two oily teenager's face in one punch. Respect sir, Rest assured I will never be dating your daughter.

              [–]Knight-of-Black 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              cant wait to bang your daughter

              [–]Oedipus_rekts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              This is one of the ways slutty girls with daddy issues are made.

              [–]DrMorocco 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That'll only drive her in to his arms (and pants) more. It's why I always dated girls with those kind of dads - they were the wildest.

              [–]ehenning1537 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              So you're going to stalk her? That sounds like stalking

              [–]Creaturbing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Come on Shane. You wouldn't ruin her life like that, would you? XD

              [–]appleguava 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Why do you hate female sexuality?

              [–]goodatburningtoast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Your little princess is going to be the one that fucks the whole football team :-)

              [–]cazbot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I plan to let my daughter have all the freedom she can grab with her ankle chained to the radiator till she's 30.

              [–]red_beanie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              im just banking on having all boys...

              [–]blueovariesallday 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Or hopefully you get over your sexist ideas by then. Let her make her own decisions, raise her to feel comfortable saying no if she gets into any situation where she needs to. Empower your daughter.

              [–]BaCoNSawce 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I think all you'll need to do is show him your fight against Frank Mir, that should keep his dick limp for at least a month.

              [–]ShaneCarwinyep, the real one! 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

              haha, im sure I can't Mir any high school kids. What do I do for Saddie Hawkins, show her the Mir fight?

              [–]head7lUnited States -1ポイント0ポイント  (6子コメント)

              My 15 y.o daughter started BJJ this fall and does the adult class. The adults in the class see her as their little sister/daughter-they-never-had.

              A couple of months back, she mad a comment to me about her going on her first date while we were stretching for class (I started about the same time as well...story for another day). One of the other adults overheard and started asking questions. Then a few more joined in. A couple of local PD guys train there as well. So now they're texting to the Resource Officer of her school to find out about this kid she's seeing. Pretty soon they had a plan in place on how the date was going to happen.

              My daughter just sat there...dumbfounded looking at me like I needed to help. It was at that moment that the words "plausible deniability" keep circling through my head. Then I smiled at her and reminded her that it was her decision to train with the adults.

              [–]karspearhollow 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

              So you're letting strangers make parenting decisions for you and spy on your daughter?

              Damn, dude.

              [–]head7lUnited States 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Fair point. I should have elaborated. None of the things that they mentioned took place. I dropped her off (in front of the theater) and picked her up there as well.

              [–]karspearhollow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Well that's good. Joking around is one thing, but I'm sure she was thankful to have your trust.

              [–]reckless_prince 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I doubt she'll be as open in the future.

              [–]head7lUnited States 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Actually, she feels a bit safer knowing that there are other people out there that care about her well-being.

              And to be clear...none of those things happened. I dropped her off and picked her up. MUCH to her chagrin.

              [–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's so fucking creepy and it's even creepier that you don't see the problem with it

              [–]rfdavidCanada -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Classic way to make your daughter sneak around behind your back.

              [–]GearyDigit -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's a great way to encourage her to be an independent person. /s

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