Jesus Christ. Where do I begin?

I will start by stating I'm a huge fan of Disney, and have been all my life. Needless to say, I'm now experiencing a pretty real existential crisis.

I had no idea what to expect going into this thing. I knew that it was a Disney movie and I was taking my little cousins, and it was getting rave reviews. And that's about it. Although, with a title like Zootopia, I probably should've had an inkling.

The first 20 minutes were devoted to developing the main character. Meet Judy Hopps, an anthropomorphic bunny, who's raised on a carrot farm, and to the chagrin of her conservative ranch-dwelling parents, is determined to be the first female, 'prey' police officer in Zootopia.

After a number of trials and tribulations, she inevitably excels to the top, outshining all of her male counterpart bullies, and opening the way for the rest of the movie to unfold.

Every single protagonist is a female, from the undermining assistant mayor, to the strong-willed, right-doing daughter of the mob boss, to Shakira the pop star gazelle who's the most famous animal in the land. And that's all well and good if you're going to name it Judy and the Dream of Princesses. But this was not what I thought I was getting myself into. Any and all male characters are backward, half retarded, bigoted, or bumbling apologists. Every single one, from Judy's dim-witted father, to the racist elephant serving ice cream, to the guido polar bears, to Nick Wilde, the sly fox whom Judy ultimately succeeds in converting to a white knight, are there to serve this movie's obvious agenda.

Judy's mission is to find out why an otter and a bunch of other assholes, like Mr. Jaguar and Johnny Lion are going on rampant killing sprees. Know the reason? Because the government was forcing them to. The government was poisoning them. It was all a conspiracy. Because they couldn't have possibly been committing these acts of terror of their own volition.

And underlying it all, is the main theme of the movie, the message of acceptance of everyone, in every form. The realization that just because they're 'predators' and 90% of us aren't 'predators' doesn't mean that all predators are bad. The 90% prey population must accept all predators for who they are... or something?

I'm not here to write reviews. I don't have the time right now. I'll just say this: you need to see this film to believe it. I was blown away. Even my fiancee left asking "WTF was that?"

You can guess the conclusion. Judy is basically the best police officer the town has ever seen, everyone's living together in peace and harmony because all of the evil men of the world have been suppressed, and Judy's father has come around to be the biggest Judy fanboy of them all.

Maybe no one cares, but where else would I vent about this?

The critics are eating it up. What a waste of 50 dollars.