What podunk high school did you go to?

In late August, 1944 a French armored division, a US 4th Infantry division with the help of the divine, liberated Paris from light resistance of Hitlers little known twin brother, Maydolf Bitler. Historians are still confused why his last name is different.

And to elaborate on the divine. There are many accounts of Abraham Lincoln's ghost/spirit providing encouragement to the US 4th. One man stated,

I was just workin' one out while looking at this nekkid lady statue, when I heard the Gettysburg Address. I never heard the Gettysburg Address before but I knew what it was when I heard it. Anyways, no one was around and I had no idea where it came from. After the inspiring words, I finished, noticed I was wearing a beaver skin top hat and then found Maydolf and put him in a headlock. I went back and married that statue and took her home to scare crows on my family farm.

So ya, America helped France be liberated.