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[–]gabsonuro 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Maybe you should check your mental health, you sound like you have lost your fucking mind.

or you are just trolling

[–]emphesym 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I come from one of the many cultures that believe in the 'evil eye'... it's not indicative of a mental problem, just cultural superstition.

I find it ridiculous and don't believe in it, but if this is a thing believed in OP's family/culture/etc and he's just going along with it, let's not call him mentally ill for it lmao

[–]gabsonuro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I also come from a culture that believes in the evil eye.

If OP was so concerned about the evil eye (which op has expressed), he/she would be wearing a special bracelet or charm to fend off the evil eye.

other than that, op is just probably either unlucky/doesn't wash their hands/doesn't replace their toothbrush after being sick/crazy

[–]SillypussNew Account 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

check uoft transfer explore to see if uoft accepts transfer credits from Hogwarts, if they do, take the Defense Against the Dark Arts course taught by whoever the fuck instructor that didnt die from the previous semster. http://www.hogwartsishere.com/about/ NO muggles, sorry.

[–]peasbean 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't worry OP, I got your back.

Tell me who the witch is and I'll stab her with my pitchfork

-----E

[–]ShlongusUndergrad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Before you go let me grab my silver bullets. We may have a wear wolf on our hands

[–]Tamatamayay 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

U need some Milk. - Kony 2012 - Bob The Builder 2001-Blues Clues 1998 - Magic School Bust that pu55ai.

[–]snapchill 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, I needed that laugh.

[–]JetstreamRam 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This post proves you don't have to be smart to get good grades.

[–]shouldstudyinstead 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sacrifice a goat to satan.

[–]ingenious_gentlemanCIV 1T6 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Right cause blaming other people for your problems is exactly how you solve them

[–]SkaldSkaldsson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As always! My oppression! My colonialism!

[–]new_phone_hew_dis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

if this is serious, just know that the people in this subreddit are not going to provide the answer you want (or take you seriously). this would fit better on a religion forum or something

[–]grumpyassTA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd go to the doctor and get checked out man.

Also remember that classes get harder each year. The students that had a really hard time in first year may have had to learn study skills that you didn't. They're able to do better in second year because of these skills.

If you keep getting sick, go to a walk-in clinic. It sounds like you're really stressed, and going to a psychologist would be a good idea to talk this through. The stress isn't from the work: it's awesome that you enjoy it so much. The stress is from not being at the top of your game all the time (ps - no one is) when you were at the top of your game at the start.

[–]NIGGERMAGICwitch doctor from cave in nigeria 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. u have been cursed by black magic

now... seek voodo and cure this disease... or else you will be plagued by bad luck forever until u die..

bad luck includes the following...

  • erectile dysfunction
  • unable to find mate or marry for life
  • suffer from sexless life
  • if lover is found, lover will use u as tool.... and betray u forever
  • fail school
  • have very hard time finding job
  • fighting with parents all the time, bad relations with parents
  • find it harder to make friends
  • suffer from insomnia
  • become overweight, lazy, an tired
  • lack of motivation and willingess to do anything
  • end up playing computer games at home until 50s
  • no future

please contact me... i am witch doctor.. with 20+ experience from cave in nigeria that possess god's will and spiritual power to free demons and black magic from you.

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[–]doritopopemidterm W/L ratio this semester: 2:2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This post is fucking legendary lmao.

[–]Woah_Moses 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

PM me I'll remove the curse for a small fee; also if you're looking for some investment opportunities a friend of mine is a Nigerian prince who will triple your investment if you give him a small down payment

[–]ghostystar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahahahaha oh man.

[–]Sks1997 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you a Muslim by any chance?

[–]josephstalin3 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You must be pretty dumb if you're only getting high 90s. When I was in my first year I got 101 in all of my courses (including APS111). Peter Weiss was high inclined to give me the best blowjay of all times; but after that I got a letter in the mail. My doctor and e-mailed me my blood test results and said he was sad to tell me that I have tiger blood. After that, nothing was the same. I dropped out of U of T, starred in several pornographic films based in University College, and eventually copulated with a lioness to produce a tigon.