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[–]srddog [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You should downvote your own post so it can have 0% upvoted.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

4real

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

Dude I want you, /u/snallygaster and the other guy posting the other day to have your cook off. I suppose being the Internet and all no one can actually taste each other's food, but pics could be posted.

Do you have pics of your cooking with lovely Instagram filters? I don't really cook anything special but will post pics of my quiche and ragu bolognesese I've made before.

snally post food pics pls.

[–]Velvet_Llama[S] [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

And if you don't have food pics, then pics of your vagina will do. I guess.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

/u/KhristKannon's, /u/snallygaster's, or mine?

[–]Velvet_Llama[S] [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I don't want your worn out roast beef looking vag. It's Snally snatch or nothing for me.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

my vagina is gorgeous. i harvested it years ago and have kept it perfectly preserved in clove oil and formaldehyde ever since.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

nah, i don't take pictures of anything in my life, so i really don't have any extra food shots lying around

maybe i could get my girlfriend to snap some if it were for the purpose of making internet acquaintances feel shit about their cooking

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Well you should have her do it, along w/ /u/snallygaster. Anything super embarrassing can be submitted to r/shittyfoodporn.

Also it could be a mostly friendly competition. Or a truly competent cook could smack the shit talking out of your mouth. Was it you or the other guy (I wish I remembered who it was) that had hundreds of varieties of curry they could make?

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

that was a person who just weighed in to link one of the definitive texts on the many, many variations of curries.

and i am a truly competent cook, please never speak ill again u lil shit

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

pics or you couldn't boil water.

[–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

boiling water's for the birds. i cook under such high pressures water could never boil

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I bet you have an anti-grill and everything! Well I have a mandolin, punk! Whaddya think of that?
The correct answer is my knife skills are shit.

[–]Velvet_Llama[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This had better be stickied by the time I wake up tomorrow. I did ask nicely.

[–]KhristKannon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Retarded flair incoming?

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

They don't do it for free, you've got to send dick pics to modmail if you want any favors around here.

[–]Velvet_Llama[S] [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

No thanks, I'm not gunning to be the next kaalaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Try not to kill any neighborhood pets and you should be good.

[–]Velvet_Llama[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Even the tasty ones?

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's a slippery slope, you start out innocently enough eating some cat, and next thing you know you'll be following around _lilPoundcake and hitting on a girl who throws rocks off of highway overpasses.