Summary: HB10 Sexdoll gives me IOI because of my SMV, then they see a Natural Alpha and I hold frame when they begin to vibrate.

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The Players:

OmLiLi: Highest SMV in the entire world and does not have an inflated ego.

Chet Dunderson: Natural Alpha Male who I am not jealous of.

Debbie 9000: Highest SMV sex doll in the entire sex doll store.

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Body:

So recently I became a MGTOW so I renounced females all together, but I needed to get my dick wet so I went to the nearest sex doll shop with my friend Chet Dunderson. Chet Dunderson is a natural MGTOW Alpha who is 6'9", ripped and hot(I do not have a crush on him). MGTOW tax money paid for this sex doll shop and I need it go. I read the sidebar 4 times that day already and lifted about 800 LBs of beta male tears in protein bottles, so I was ready to go out.

So I enter the sex doll shop alone first, well Chet is banging an HD 36" flat screen TV in his car. I immediately get shit tested by a CSR who was HB7 at best.

CSR: Can I help you sir?(Obvious shit test)

OmLiLi: Yeah, I am a helpless beta wimp(Agree and Amplify)

CRS: Ooh well, what do you need help with(shit test continues)

OmLiLi: Well, I was fucking your sister(Dread Game) and got bored of her(Amplification of SMV), so I was looking for a sex doll instead.

She dropped to her knees, opened her mouth and her photo ID fell out of her pocket, it said she was 19 years old so I nexted her. I began to walk to the centre of the sex doll shop, as far away from The Wall as possible, and there I saw her.

A teenage, blonde, Asian, Czech, Russian, Japanese, Korean, sex doll with 48 different vibration settings, two mouths, a broom attached to her hand, a buttertart dispenser and camera attached to it to make sure I don't get accused of False Rape. It was perfect. The Debbie 9000. She was giving me IOIs because she was not running away or talking to someone else.

Then Chet Dunderson walked into the store... Every single sex doll began to vibrate and leak oil from their pleasure hole from his Natural Alpha Male presence. He walked through the store in a stoic motion and they vibrated towards him on the floor. The floor began to get covered in lubricant from, but he just remained stoic, like a captain in a storm.

I could feel my frame begin to break as he approached, he was going to cuck me for my new sex doll. I held my frame as hard as I could, I pulled my phone out and started to read threads on r/TheRedPill and r/MGTOW, but it wasn't enough.

I had to try to AMOG him to show the sex dolls I wasn't insecure and I ran this place

So I began to read Uncle Vash's not creepy guide on how to AMOG Alpha Males. I had to read quickly, as Chet Dunderson was slowly on his way. My frame was dissipating at a rapid rate.

So like a Rational Male, I did what I had to do. I ignored Chet Dunderson and pretended like I was having a good time. I had to do it fast because the store was filling up with Gina Tingles Juice.

It wasn't enough, I could not pretend to have fun fast enough and the store was flooded in the juices of the dolls. Chet Dunderson got Debbie 9000.

I later find out that Chet Dunderson got divorced raped by the sex doll, and it took half of his Alpha Male points, SMV, cars and shirts that were too small for him.

Lessons learned:

• AWALT applies to sex dolls as well

• Maintaining frame is difficult around a natural Chud

• Always keep lifting weights

• Don't leave the house

• AWALT

• Natural Alphas hit the wall eventually

• AWALT