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Dear diary, the ass was flat (imgur.com)

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[–]MinerKing13 2042ポイント2043ポイント  (174子コメント)

The real picture. The one on the right doesn't even look like a real magazine at all lol. T Swift is a dime.

[–]peabodygreen 437ポイント438ポイント  (131子コメント)

This should be higher. Not curvy by most means, but that first picture is just terrible.

[–]sizzlelikeasnail[S] 651ポイント652ポイント  (130子コメント)

Even that looks photoshopped. (Or maybe it's because she's arching her back. Dunno.)

But look at this lol. You can't even say it's just her clothes because that's how she looks in virtually every non professional photo where she stands up straight

[–]Im__Bruce_Wayne__AMA 568ポイント569ポイント  (92子コメント)

Just let it go bro. She has absolutely no ass/curves but people can convince themselves of anything if they try hard enough.

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    [–]SaltyBabe 81ポイント82ポイント  (70子コメント)

    I do not have an ass, I'm ok with that, I'm small everywhere so it fits. Taylor is the same way. She's tall and slender, maybe she'd look better with more curves but it's fine how it is. No reason to pretend she's got a big ass, she clearly doesn't.

    [–]SexStrainedHips 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Username checks out

    [–]rburp 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

    i really don't see any salt in that comment

    [–]pirarchy 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's like the entrance to Hogwarts. You have to believe it's there.

    [–]foxsix 8ポイント9ポイント  (29子コメント)

    I'm OK with that too, but the nice thing about asses is you can grow them larger fairly easily if you wanted to.

    Just think if guys could work out to grow their dick bigger, or girls with their tits? Well tits you can a little bit, but you know what I mean.

    [–]BladeLiger 24ポイント25ポイント  (8子コメント)

    People always think that.

    You can make a good ass better, you can make a flat ass not so flat. But its primarily genetics that decide whether or not you got ass.

    No amount of squats is gonna turn a flat one into a good ass.

    [–]foxsix 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

    No amount of squats is gonna turn a flat one into a good ass.

    What? Where did you get that idea from? Do you see girls who lift?

    [–]BladeLiger 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Yes? Butts are like any other body part. Some people are born with better asses.

    Squatting can help a flat ass, there is no denying that. But it can only go so far, and it isn't going to turn a flat ass into a good one.

    Ass, like tits, are genetic. Ass just has the boon of being minorly mold-able.

    [–]IAmBecomeGay 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I mean, that isn't the best comparison. For guys it would be more like, they could exercise and get a toned body and big shoulders and arms.

    Also Taylor Swift is a musician. I guess part of being a pop musician is being sexy, but it's really not the end goal.

    [–]foxsix 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Eh I just don't think having big shoulders has the same connotations as a guy having a big dick or girl having a big ass. But yes in a literal sense it is more like that.

    [–]funk-the-funk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Actually there was a study done if I recall correctly, it stated that a guys shoulder-width compared to the females was one of the biggest indicators in whether or not the female would orgasm.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25376054?dopt=Abstract

    Ok so it actually takes into account, looks, income, and sense of humor as well....which makes the shoulder part a little less believable to me now...

    Edit: Btw ladies, I have shoulder girth for days. How YOU doin?

    [–]SaltyBabe 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The hard part for many of us ladies is only growing the ass, not everything else along with it... I'm pretty toned, I just don't carry much fat in the booty.

    [–]foxsix 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think just a little bit of fat while being fit and toned is the perfect combination. But thin and petite is nice too. Thicker and voluptuous can be cool too. Really the only bad body type is flabby and unfit.

    [–]MrBokbagok 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Just think if guys could work out to grow their dick bigger,

    they can. well, some of them. fat guys can gain inches depending on how much weight they lose. 30lbs of weight loss is about 1 inch gain on average. that fupa hides it all.

    [–]Treyman1115 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So if I become fat, and then lose the weight my dick will get bigger?

    Brb

    [–]TickleFightProTour 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    That's like saying you make money by going through your clothes before putting them in the wash. No, you just found the money you forgot about because you were drunk and looking at pictures of a girl with no ass.

    [–]ThouArtNaught 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think I finally found the motivation to lose weight.

    [–]Pillow50 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Googled fupa.

    So that's what the fuck that bulge thing is.

    [–]coopsquared 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ay boo.
    I'm white

    [–]RedAsBlood 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Squats.

    [–]SaltyBabe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's more that I weigh about 100lbs not that my butt isn't perky it's just I'm a small person, I think it's proportion to me, I don't really want a bubble but I don't think it would fit.

    [–]Stackman23 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Jesus fuck I could have sworn the mods made a post a few months ago saying that bitching about white people being in this sub was a bannable offense. Still can't get through five posts before some neckbeard is doing it again, though. STFU about it already.

    [–]danny841 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (5子コメント)

    How do you reconcile that with the fact that most of the content here is black people poking fun at white people? Even this thread is all about a white girl's ass.

    Also how am I a neckbeard for stating the obvious?

    [–]Deeceed_ 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    most of the content here is poking fun at popular culture, not white people.

    [–]Stackman23 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I don't mind anybody getting made fun of. Its just the fucking enlightened redditors who think they're some kind of genius by popping in and dropping the ol' "LOL you guyz r white bois pretending to be black LOLOLOLOL it's all white ppl in here" circlejerk.

    Don't state the obvious. If it's obvious then we don't need to read it every 45 seconds. That's why the mods said to stop doing it. Or just keep doing it I guess because apparently they don't give a fuck about this sub being infested with shit reddit culture. But watch me get banned right now for being mean.

    [–]non-rhetorical 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I support you, Slackman. It would be nice to have a thread just be a thread

    [–]SeraphSlaughter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    to be fair, most of reddit is obvious comments/easy jokes

    [–]QQ_L2P 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Because this entire sub is supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek joke. The subscribe button isn't policed by the Black Panthers.

    Socially apt people don't point out the patently obvious or get angry at jokes on the internet.

    [–]MGLLNMod[M] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They've been banned

    [–]PenOptimist 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Holy shit, bars. Is that from something?

    [–]kej9311 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know Dave Chapelle said it once but I'm sure someone else had to say it before

    [–]danny841 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

    [–]ZeppelinJ0 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Her back to to thigh topography fluctuation is 0.01°

    One of the top comments. This is how I know I'm in the whitest subreddit. Especially with all the "black" responses to it.

    [–]twistedturns 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's this entire sub, dude.

    [–]mechanical_animal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6BrK2rPAP8

    [–]peachandcake 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't even.have to try hard, I just like the curves

    [–]MinerKing13 48ポイント49ポイント  (17子コメント)

    It's the angle she's standing at and the way her leg is bent in front of the other plus the twist in her torso. Also I don't see why this is such a controversy, shes attractive regardless. A fat ass is not a prerequisite for being attractive.

    EDIT: For clarity, yes her butt is flat. I think it looks bigger in this picture because of her stance, not photoshop.

    [–]EpicPhail60 100ポイント101ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Why are you trying to analyze it in that much detail? No matter what angle she's at, her butt's just flat. I'm not making any judgments about her attractiveness but it's OK to just admit she has a very flat butt, damn

    [–]MinerKing13 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I'm not saying her butt's not flat, I'm saying the way she's standing is intended to make it look bigger than it actually is. OP said it looked shopped and I was trying to explain as to why it would look bigger than it actually is without photoshop.

    [–]EpicPhail60 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ohhhh y'know what, I thought you were talking about that other photo he posted. Yeah, I get you

    [–]MinerKing13 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ahh yeah, I see what you meant as well. Yeah T got no booty.

    [–]SexStrainedHips 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Bruh let it go

    [–]Frankenstooge 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To be fair, her butt is still bigger than her titties. So she has that going for her, which is nice.

    [–]Easterhands 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I drew what you're on about

    [–]fuckingpopcorn 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thank you for analysing this! I have a flat ass, and now I know how to look like I have a slightly fatter ass in pictures.

    [–]sizzlelikeasnail[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (5子コメント)

    That doesn't explain why it looks flat from countless angels though. Plus you didn't comment on my link which is a plain side view with no arching and photoshop for the camera.

    It's weird. I view Taylor Swift like I view Adele. I think they're both really pretty. But I don't find either of them 'attractive' at all. In Taylors case it's because her bum is flat as a board and it's offputting.

    [–]MinerKing13 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    This is a miscommunication, my comment was on the picture I posted not yours. I think she has a flat butt as well, but I was responding to your comment on the pic I posted looking shopped. And whether or not you're attracted to her wasn't what I was trying to argue either, I was just saying a lot of people find her pretty as you said yourself.

    [–]sizzlelikeasnail[S] -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Ops. in that case, I can't tell. But I heard the large majority of photoshoots are edited so I assumed that one was too.

    [–]MinerKing13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, it was probably touched up a bit.

    [–]Dark_Shroud 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Taylor's ass isn't "flat." She's thin and a bit of a gym rat in recent years. So her butt is very toned. Combine that with band lighting/angles and those high wasted bottoms she likes to wear and its very easy to make her look "flat" as opposed to the tall lean woman she is.

    [–]sap91 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A fat ass is not a prerequisite for being attractive.

    Sir Mix-a-Lot would like a word.

    [–]XtremelyNiceRedditor -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    it is for me.

    [–]LINK_DISTRIBUTOR 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Flatter than a skateboard deck

    [–]JayceeThunder 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS.... wtf?! Seriously?!

    [–]epicguy23 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    bahahahahahahah

    [–]crazygoalie39 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I really don't give a shit either way, but are the flat ass pics as current? She could be all about that squat life now.

    [–]chicomonk 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If she were then her thighs would be noticeably more swole too.

    [–]threefer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It looks like she has a mic pack in her shorts taking away from the sway in her back

    [–]suzy_sweetheart86 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This must be old. She has a lot more muscle mass in her legs now vs. a few years ago

    [–]_dudz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's just tragic

    [–]Sevnfold 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's funny, she looks like a 6 foot tall 7 year old.

    [–]iLuVtiffany 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a photoshoot so it very well could be. But to me it's more about the pose. She has her left leg up and has her back arched. If you look at her right leg and straight up her ass, it's pretty flat.

    [–]not_a_gov_employee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What a dumpy ass

    [–]CraftyFig -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Of course it's photoshopped!

    [–]Ponchorello7 -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I got down-voted to hell (and gold, strangely enough) for commenting on Taylor Swift's unattractiveness once. She has the body of a 5'11" preteen boy.

    [–]Yaqzn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I agree with you, but alot of guys like slender girls. It's better that way, more of the curvy girls for us.

    [–]BigDaddyJ610 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're not allowed to like girls over 100 lbs on Reddit.

    [–]GenuineSounds -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You do know how the third dimension and the human body works right? You see, when someone pops their but out on purpose it doesn't mean that it was Photoshopped. Quit overusing Photoshop.

    [–]sizzlelikeasnail[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's from a photoshoot. Of course it's been enhanced lol. There's no use lying to yourself about it. I'm not saying she isn't arching her back. But I'm 99.99% sure the photo was also photoshopped. I genuinely can't think of any modeling companies that don't do it

    [–]Hahahahahahai -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You just made me want to burst into tears

    can i mail her a steak sandwich or something

    [–]WhirlStore 34ポイント35ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Yeah if you're a white guy on Reddit. To everyone else she's just a lanky mouse faced chick

    [–]noiserr 35ポイント36ポイント  (12子コメント)

    I mean she's not unattractive, but if I was picking celebrities, she wouldn't even make my top 10.

    [–]A_sexy_black_manOGBBC 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Bruh scrolling through this thread I'm seeing a lot of exaggeration. Taylor swift is pretty, that's it. If I passed her in the mall I'd be like wow, and then turn around and be like oh. Im seeing the term dyme get tossed around in here like its nothing. A dyme is a complete package. These are dymes and I would choose almost every single one over T swift for looks and/or body. Everyone ITT blinded by the money.

    [–]THRUSSIANBADGER 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    In my opinion Tswift is way hotter than 4, 10, 13, 14,and 25 on that list.

    Love the downvotes for something that is based on opinion.

    [–]A_sexy_black_manOGBBC 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Pretty much proves my point, you said Taylor swift is hotter than only 5 out of 25 girls on this list.

    [–]THRUSSIANBADGER 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How does that prove your point? Attractiveness is subjective and everyone sees it differently. You said they were all dimes and if Tswift is hotter than 5 of them she is a dime.

    [–]jemosley1984 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No

    [–]darkland52 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    The entire package is completely subjective. The only girl in that slideshow that i think is hotter than taylor swift is number 9. You are just going to have to accept the fact that your exact definition of attractiveness is very specific to you.

    [–]A_sexy_black_manOGBBC 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

    You are going to have to accept the fact that you are in denial.

    [–]Detonation 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I didn't realize you were the opinion overlord. Who else am I supposed to find attractive, please tell me.

    [–]darkland52 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    denial? i think you might have misunderstood me. I'm not saying that a love for big butts, curves and giant breasts are specific to you. I'm saying your whole perception of beauty is specific to you. Mine is specific to me and the guy who made that slideshow has is own tastes. The idea that you are suggesting that everybody who believes taylor swift is extremely hot is wrong is beyond ridiculous. i like everything about the way taylor swift looks and so do a lot of people. she's the whole package for me.

    [–]A_sexy_black_manOGBBC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm trying to tell you that your perception of her is definitely influenced by her image. If she was on that list and not the mega rich and famous pop star is, you wouldn't be trying to defend her right now. Im not trying to argue about how you find her attractive but it's not just her looks that have drawn you in.

    [–]omanoman1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lake Bell is where it's at!

    [–]MGLLNMod 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yeah the Swift Jerk is so strong on this fucking site

    [–]BrixSeven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can conform. Am white. Still would.

    [–]grimm22 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She's honestly too thin for most white dudes too (or at least for me)

    [–]MinerKing13 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ironically, I am a white guy on reddit! I see now that I am in the wrong subreddit.

    [–]Dimestoresaint 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Ass is still flat 2/10.

    [–]EarthAllAlong 20ポイント21ポイント  (10子コメント)

    http://i.imgur.com/Zb2QSFs.png

    http://i.imgur.com/GufMsza.png

    http://i.imgur.com/GN5zXf5.jpg

    Three real photos I took at a Taylor Swift concert. Can confirm, TS is super hot.

    http://33.media.tumblr.com/b42ba4f84d760edc2d9c4a2643203b9f/tumblr_nvpjcwKioD1roxle0o2_250.gif

    [–]Bxnyc718 106ポイント107ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Damn she really has no ass lol

    [–]peduxe 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    the purse is what matters nigga, would still hit that

    [–]stjimmy134 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I think I found my new favorite gif. Damn she's fine

    [–]killcole 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Those are barley luke warm. Awkward pseudo-sexy dancing doesn't usually do it for me though, so.....

    [–]EarthAllAlong 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Well, you are entitled to your opinion

    [–]killcole 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah man. I ain't out here discriminating boners. You'll rise for your type ennit.

    [–]MinerKing13 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You are doing God's work my friend. I thank you dearly.

    [–]Spam4119 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What is most obnoxious is that the real picture is by no means bad at all. That is a very attractive picture... yet still they feel the need to make the body expectation even MORE unrealistic.

    [–]mrteapoon 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dime meaning 10/100, right?

    The fuck I look like trying to pound on some tailbone?

    [–]fatclownbaby 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's still photoshop ed dude, don't kid yourself

    [–]BigStereotype[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And, gasp, she looks good without the airbrush. I don't understand it.

    [–]OhYesDaddy -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dime means 10. She's like a maybe an 8, maybe.

    [–]aspbergerinparadise -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    7 or 8

    [–]sAlander4 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol she's not a dime. Physically speaking. Small ass, small tits..

    [–]slope_mickey -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dime and a half