Y'all need Satan

kuromatsuri · 2時間前

Just mentioning this, most Satanists don't actually believe in Satan.

GrimReefer_420 · 1時間前

Hail Ghost

7noviz · 2時間前

Sikhism has a different take: "We are born of woman, we are conceived in the womb of woman, we are engaged and married to woman. We make friendship with woman and the lineage continued because of woman. When one woman dies, we take another one, we are bound with the world through woman. Why should we talk ill of her, who gives birth to kings? The woman is born from woman; there is none without her. Only the One True Lord is without woman" (Guru Nanak, Var Asa, pg. 473)

asylum117 · 1時間前

The guy at the bottom is from a band called Ghost B.C. If anyone interested

Fit_Official · 1時間前

Totally read this in Papa's voice. He's such an awesome frontman.

He's the shining in the light, without whom I cannot see...

servvits_ban_boner · 1時間前

Everyone needs Ghost. If you have Ghost, you have everything.

potatopat · 2時間前

This is taken out of context. It's supposed to be more like an ancient decree of child support for rape victims. Because virgins lost most of their appeal as a marriage prospect of they were raped, the law would help to ensure financial stability for the woman and her children by forcing the rapist to marry and provide for her. And according to this bible website that came up on a Google search, there was precedent at the time for the father of the victims to not have the rapist marry he victim if the father thought she would be better provided for otherwise. They still didn't like rape, which is why if you raped a married woman they'd stone your ass dead. Then again the bible is largely an outdated set of stories that have been exaggerated to get the point across so there's that.

http://www.equip.org/bible_answers/how-could-the-bible-command-a-rape-victim-to-marry-her-rapist/

Beyonce_Fanatic · 2時間前

To be fair, there is a difference between Satanism and satanic worship

Toxirine · 1時間前

After all, He Is.

bunglord · 42分前

Hail Papa

johnknoefler · 46分前

Actually, there is no place in KJV bible that condones rape. Let alone a payoff and purchase of the victim. I know the text in question and it's about punishing a rapist. If the girl is betrothed and she screams for help in a village then is guiltless and the rapist will be stoned. If she is not betrothed in marriage then he must pay her dowry and marry her but if she is against the man then she need not live with him but he must support her so long as she is single and he has no marriage rights. So basically, he pays her dowry and treats her as his wife which he must support while she is free to tell him to piss off and just enjoy his support. Usually if a woman was raped she had a hard time finding a husband. No one wanted a woman who was no longer a maiden. Not that it didn't happen, it was just more rare.

However, if the woman is raped outside the village walls there is a presumption of innocence on her part since the violation occurred where no one could hear her cries for help. So the rapist would be stoned if she was betrothed no matter what.

nawariata · 1時間前

Satanic Rules:

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Soviet-Brony · 1時間前

For those wondering that's the second lead singer of the band "Ghost". Who recently won a Grammy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_(Swedish_band)

skyburrito · 44分前

The Eleven Satanic Commandments:

1 Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2 Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3 When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4 If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5 Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6 Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7 Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8 Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9 Do not harm little children.

10 Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11 When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Morgakh · 1時間前

PAPA!

karatekacartel · 22分前

Mitt Romney is the archetypal white Anglo Saxon Christian. He doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke. He doesn't do drugs. He's all clean cut and wholesome. But what he does do is destroy people's lives by destroying companies for a profit. There's a lot of money to be made by putting people out of business. You know the part in Goodfellas where the mob takes over the tiki bar/restaurant? They buy huge amounts of liquor and food on credit that they resell out the back door for cash. Then when the credit is cut off due to lack of payments they burn the place down for the insurance money. Romney's company, Bain Capital, does essentially the same thing. But it's legal. Romney doesn't feel bad about it. He's a great guy because he doesn't drink,cuss or smoke and he goes to church every sunday. And this is what I see in Christianity. As long as you look and act classy then you can do whatever evil shit your heart desires.

smccormick92 · 18分前

The Satanic Bible was also written less than 100 years ago.

Vesp · 18分前

It's almost like one of those books wasn't written thousands of years ago.

ENOaD · 2時間前

Hail Satan

jetatx · 44分前

The Quran does not say that. This generalized statement in the picture is inaccurate and misrepresentation of the actual text.

foggydogg · 41分前

First, the Mosaic Law is hardly about letting a rapist off easy. The consequence for raping a woman engaged to be married was stoning (Deuteronomy 22:25). If the woman was not engaged, the rapist was spared for the sake of the woman’s security. Having lost her virginity, she would have been deemed undesirable for marriage—and in the culture of the day, a woman without a father or husband to provide for her would be subject to a life of abject poverty, destitution, and social ostracism. As such, the rapist was compelled to provide for the rape victim for as long as he lived. Thus, far from barbaric, the law was a cultural means of protection and provision.

Furthermore, there was precedent under the Mosaic Law for the victimized woman not to marry the victimizer if her father determined that she could be provided for in a more suitable manner (Exodus 22:16–17). Thus, the law was not designed to force the rape victim into an unbearable marriage, but to secure her future and that of her children.

Finally, neither then nor now, there is no perfect resolution for a woman who has been violated through the horror of rape. The modern–day solution of aborting a child conceived through rape only compounds the horror. Indeed, if we are completely satisfied by any earthly solution—even the death penalty—our moral sensibilities are seriously skewed. Ultimately, only eternity will make all wrongs right.

(Let the downvotes for offering the reasonable explanation begin).

The_Last_Shamuria · 1時間前

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