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H. "Rule H": For every post, write at least a 1 sentence explanation why the post is bad Eastern philosophy.
What was that which you just said about me, my friend? I think you ought to know that I have completed my time as a novice-monk, and I've passed through the Gateless Gate, and I've lived for over 300 cycles of rebirth. I am trained in anapanasati and I'm the most senior bhikkhuni in my local sangha. You are nothing to me but just another human being worthy of dignity and respect. I will have compassion upon you with loving-kindness the likes of which has never been seen before in the Cycle of Samsara - you would do well to remember these words. Do you believe that you can say these things and still escape the principle of dependent origination? Perhaps you should reexamine those beliefs, brother. As we speak I am contemplating the importance of accepting your words with detachment and equanimity, so, without malice, I advise you to prepare for the storm, young one. The storm of suffering that afflicts all living creatures in this world. You are trapped in a cycle of death and rebirth, child. Not only am I extensively trained in the Mahayana Tripitaka, but I have access to the entire Pali canon as well, and I will use its teachings to their full extent to help alleviate the suffering within you which causes you to say hurtful things about others. You could reach Nirvana anywhere, any time, and I can help you achieve enlightenment in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the study of Koan. If only you could understand what evil karma these words of yours would sow, perhaps you would have had the wisdom to keep silent. Nevertheless, this was beyond what you have been prepared for, and so I promise that I will do my best to ease the suffering that you have brought upon yourself. I will teach you the path of the Bodhisattva and you will revel in it. Your suffering may yet reach its end, child.
What the fuck did you fucking say about me,you crypto-Buddhist maya-vadin?I'll have you know that I am the best disciple of the abbots of the Eight Monasteries of Madhva,and I've been involved in numerous debates with Sankara's followers,and have 1008 confirmed victories.I'm trained in fruitful debate(samvada) and I'm the most senior swami of all the monasteries of Udipi. You are nothing but another follower of the doctrine of illusion to me.I will expose your false pretenses with an exactitude that has never been seen herewith,mark my words.Do you think you can still hold these views and still not incur Sri Vayu's wrath?That same Vayu,who in his second incarnation destroyed Lanka and in his third incarnation,destroyed Sankara?Think again,deluded fool.As we are discussing,I am talking with my disciples so you'd better be prepared for a sound bashing,you prachhanna-Bauddha.That storm that wipes out your pretensions to follow the Vedas,you tamo-yogin.Not only am I extensively trained in all the Vedangas and the proper understanding of the Prasthana-trayi,but I have full access to all the Mahayana Buddhist texts as well,and I can use them to expose your fakery.You could have been at least a mukti-yogya,any time,in over 108 ways,and that is just with the study of the Vishnu-tattva-nirnaya.If only you could understand what horrible karma these words of yours would sow, perhaps you would have had the wisdom to keep silent.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price.I'll vanquish you in debate and you'll drown in Buddhism.You're eternally damned,son.
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