The Shill Cabal is growing everyday.

I'd first like to thank Satan and the Reptilian Jew Nazis from outer space for making this all possible. Without them none of us would have a job.

I'd also like to thank all the mods here for keeping our Illuminati disinfo subreddit running.

And finally I'd like to thank all you hard working shills, except you Tom....lazy asshole, for keeping those Top Minds on their toes and for shilling harder than ever.

Now everyone meet at the Shill Bar for drinks on me.