I've decided to retire this persona. We've had fun, you guys and I, reddit got anally violated, and EVERYBODY hates me. I consider it a huge success, but now is time to move onto my next persona, whatever that will be, whatever I will do. I assure you, people won't like it, but yeah, that's The Eugene, right?

I could do the whole silent going away thing, or I can be a huge asshole. So I figure, why not make a contest where both our interests align?

I figure, hell, why not? I'm offering up /v/CoonTown on voat to whomever gets the next right-wing subreddit ON REDDIT quarantined or banned. TheRedPill, mensrights, /r/european, are such examples, and I'll also take large edgy subreddits such as ImGoingToHellForThis as another subreddit allowed. The subreddit must be reasonably large, and if you have doubts, ask little old me.

I'll find something to sweeten the pot if you get reddit to lose advertisers in the process.

I know it's not a huge prize, but it's better than nothing, and but not only do you get to fight hate, you get the last remnant of CoonTown to hang on your wall as a trophy! At any rate, you'll be holding onto a piece of internet history, of what the $PLC called "The darkest corner of the internet" and was cited in articles titled things like "The end of the old internet." Eugene was harbinger, was he not? Did he not spread his demon wings wide, so that all may gaze upon his unholiness, and tremble in terror?

Gee whiz. This could be fun!