全 116 件のコメント

[–]pol__invictus [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

>cis white pasty fat pimplyassed reactionary neckbeard autist NEET fedora misogynist white-supremacist Notch

>r/drama

Two shit tastes that taste shit together!

[–]kettlechipdestroyer [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

When does Minecraft 2 come out?

Will you buy me a motorhome? Thanks.

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

A game might come out with the name "Minecraft 2", but we will all know it isn't Minecraft 2.

[–]too_clever_username [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Ah, but will it be under the GPL, that's the question.

[–]a57782 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Half life 3 confirmed?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Here's a juicy gaming insider secret: Valve got really drunk one night and accidentally sold the rights to Half Life 3 to Keemstar. The game is complete, but Keemstar is trying to sell it to the highest bidder. So far, Facebook is in the lead, they want it as a release title for the Oculus Rift.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I twitched a little reading that.

[–]ComedicSans [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If you added on some screenshots of blurred out emails with official-looking addresses to that effect, we'd have a top-notch /r/drama post.

[–]bobcat [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Here's the real Valve insider secret - no one is working on HL3, everyone there is terrified of fucking it up, and Gabe can't order them to make it since they have that wacky flat management structure.

Source: people who got fired from Valve and didn't sign an NDA.

[–]kettlechipdestroyer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Alright, I'll settle for a bag of kettle chips.

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

I don't know who you are, but you seem to make a lot of people angry so I support this decision.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

How can you be obsessed over things like trains and be unaware of Moneycraft?

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Yeah, honestly with a statement like that we've gotta start to doubt if hypnozooid is even autistic.

[–]PantherChamp [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that /u/hypnozooid doesn't know what he's doing.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. /u/hypnozooid is undertaking a systematic effort to change this sub, to make /r/drama more like the rest of reddit.

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I'm too busy looking at trains to get into gaming, and I think it costs money.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Gaming is cheap. It isn't free though. Also there are games about mass transit.

[–]Unicorn_Abattoir [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

The only game I own is actually Train Simulator 2014.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Haha, I fucking knew it. I was about to link you 2016.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

In all seriousness, you should look into it. I think you'd like it.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

Question about Rule 2.

I've been worshiping GaBeN frequently as the greater power, and recently it's been kind of fucked. I'm losing faith.

Are you able to be the new God of PCMR and can you resurrect the saint Yames?

[–]too_clever_username [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure PCMR holds Minecraft in barely disguised contempt, unless it has a massive number of texture mods.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How dare you say that about elevated Saint Notch, patron saint of blocks.

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

The reason for your doubt is that you've been worshiping a false god. In gaming there is one god, and one god alone, and his name is Blow.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

...the ...the Jonathan kind or the "Line of" kind?

Was The Witness that good huh? (I did love Braid)

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

They're two sides of the same coin.

Also, the Witness looks amazing, but it basically only contains the one type of puzzles I never really enjoyed: mazes. Some people who LOVE games and share a lot of my tastes have told me it's amazing and I'd love it, but I just couldn't get into it.

I even tried doing two lines of Jonathan, but that didn't make it better.

[–]Aerozephr [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Is his new programming language any good? I don't care enough to research it but just enough to bother people about it.

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm in the same seat as you. I'm waiting for a thread on it in a programming subreddit so I can skim the comments and form my opinion that way.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well now that you've expressed very mild unenjoyment of one of his games, maybe that will summon him and you can have an overblown argument about it.

It would be like old times.

[–]Aerozephr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I hope Notch gives Yames 1 million dollars to "be himself".

[–]SlapnutsGT [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm having a Wrestlemania PPV get together. We are cooking out and drinking beers you should come.

[–]LLSTTC [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

What is the worst drama you've ever caused?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

The one time I hadn't changed the EULA in years and was at home with a cold, and got publicly lynched for ruining minecraft with the "new eula".

[–]too_clever_username [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Was that the one with the paid servers thing, or was that during the whole GPL thing when that one dude pulled that shit?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Paid servers. The other thing I thankfully didn't get personally sucked into that bad.

[–]Ardvarkeating101 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What would it take for you to declare that you just received insider info that Microsoft is making paid mods?

[–]megadog14 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If you kill yourself can I get your mod spot?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Only if your opinions are completely different than mine so people will be super upset about it

[–]StupidSexyFlanders99 [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

What kind of kinky sex stuff do you get up to? I can't imagine any other point to being wealthy. Plus you're european so...

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

I read a futa manga once. That was pretty wild.

[–]alien122 [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

It's hentai you fucking casual.

unlessyoumeanandactualmangawithadickgirl

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I was dumbing it down for the cucks.

[–]LLSTTC [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

We're all degenerates here Notch, no need to go easy on us

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Trying to insult people here is like kicking in an open door.

[–]ComedicSans [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The only thing that surprises me is that it took us so long to mod you. You're a goddamned natural.

[–]PantherChamp [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

From not knowing what cuckholds were to calling them out like a pro. Our boy is growing up so fast :')

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXxShit Disturber [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

2) Atheists are not welcome. If we don't submit to the will of some greater power, we'd completely lack a moral barometer.

Actually this is something I find deeply unsettling about religious people. I always feel like they are one crisis of faith away from sticking a pencil in my eye, just because if there's no God everything is allowed. And they are known for having crises of faith often!

Discuss.

[–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXxShit Disturber [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I'm sorry, I don't understand this without some necessary context.

[–]Aerozephr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If you are serious, it's from the film "God's not dead" where he plays an atheist professor who gets very angry about people being religious.

[–]metamarauder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

so how much dick did JR suck to get you here

[–]tehcraz [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Hey notch, why was Bethesda such pussies and refused to play you in quake 3 for the rights to use scrolls?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I don't think they were. I think they laywers were. Or possibly just too boring.

And to be honest, it was kind of a mistake on my part considering they have literal quake 3 pros working for them.

[–]tehcraz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure you would have gotten a bunch of other former pros to pop out the woodwork for that kinda show match. I think it would have been pretty cool to watch.

[–]Beele77 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

https://gfycat.com/IndelibleKlutzyGoldenmantledgroundsquirrel

This place has gone to shit since notch was given mod status. I'm out.

[–]SupaDupaFlyAccount [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm an atheist but I do work for the Anglican Church currently, does that get me a pass?

[–]kuuttis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Untermench finnar här. What are we allowed to worship? Also, will you be fighting your mod powers to the last finn?

[–]RalphiesBoogers [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

What's your advice to make America great again?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

More walls. Stop letting foreigners into the country. All they do is shitpost on obscure circle jerk subreddits anyway.

[–]RalphiesBoogers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

shitpost on obscure circle jerk subreddits anyway.

/r/Drama is KNOWN, block boy.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

obscure

That is a lot of shit talk coming from the Lego guy.

[–]Magoonie [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

OH look at this shit! Yet ANOTHER cis straight white male! And this one's rich! Uggg, way to strive for diversity in your mods /r/Drama!

So Notch, how much do you pay the underprivalged women of color prostitutes to knock around your junk? Six figures I'm guessing.

[–]pol__invictus [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

He probably just rapes them, the way cis white males like him love to do :(

[–]Magoonie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's pretty obvious, because of the inherent power dynamics a women of color can never consent to a cis white male. It's always rape!

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[–]PantherChamp [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What have you done with Snappy?

What the FUCK have you done with my little Snappy-poo???

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Don't forget to whore your new moderator position on Twitter, or whatever you kids are using to send nudes to each other these days.

Maximum attention whoring is definitely a pro-/r/drama stance.

[–]snarkypantsGrade: A and a half! For trying! [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Please change the stylesheet, this one hurts my eyes.

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Done.

I also changed the default sort to controversial.

[–]CATS_in_a_car [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My eyeballs hurt before, now I think they are on fire.

[–]-SetsunaFSeiei- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

wait but now I actually have to think before voting

how am I supposed to circlejerk properly

[–]DragonSlayerYomreevil genius [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

[Leafy voice]

The man, the legend, the living meme himself!

Speaking of, what's your thought on this?

[–]tazelhoff [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Hey new mod, big fan of your work.

Will you release FEZ 2 now?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You're confusing me with some other white dude that made one successful game then spends all his time "I'm totally trolling, honest" on the internet.

[–]Magoonie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Is this new layout your doing? Oh god, kill it! Kill it with fire!

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm surprised this is what a billionaire does with their spare time, shouldn't you be buying yachts and blowing money on random shit. That's what I'd do if I was a billionaire.

Also being stupidly rich and on reddit you should do something random like give a totally random comment like 1000x gold (or something else random) just to fuck with people and make them wonder what's going on.

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXxShit Disturber [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm surprised this is what a billionaire does with their spare time, shouldn't you be buying yachts and blowing money on random shit. That's what I'd do if I was a billionaire.

I don't know, different people think about it differently, but for me personally having money was always about not caring about money, you know? Like, there are things I want to do, but some of them involve this rude interruption from the reality: nope, you don't have enough money to do that. Or, if you do that, you'd have not enough money for doing other stuff.

And, like, being able to never think "oh, wait, can I afford this thing?" for things going from a candy when I was a kid, to more things like a kebab when I'm feeling like it now, to computer hardware and other relatively pricey shit when I'm a bit richer, to stuff like cars and houses in every country if I'm ever to become a millionaire. Don't know what billionaires do though, invest in SpaceX because you feel like it?

What I'm saying is that if I ever become super mega rich, I'd shitpost on /r/drama about twice as hard as I am doing now, because I don't care about yachts, money is not something that gives me new goals, it's something I want in order to become able to achieve my current goals unfettered.

[–][削除されました]  (5子コメント)

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    [–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    if you promise to use less teeth this time

    [–]dirjjjjj [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

    breaking the retarded shit, whats ur favorite hip hop album fam.

    [–]PantherChamp [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I used to be an atheist but now that you've come again you shall be our new idol of worship.

    [–]PantherChamp [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    BTW I don't believe you're the real Notch.

    You can prove it by depositing $60k into my bank account.

    [–]SmokingApple [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Notch I used to think you were just some sad fuck who made a pretty okay game and got super rich and kinda famous and didn't know what to do with yourself.

    I still completely think that, but now I realize that you shitpost like the rest of us.

    edit: nevermind I remember early minecraft I knew you shitposted like the rest of us

    [–]Higev [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's really cool we're having a "big name" shitposting in drama, but I'm worried the unwashed masses may follow him.

    [–]rabiiiii [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    My class of 4th graders class are going to love hearing that you are exactly as edgy as they all wish they were.

    [–]dukwon [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Join the IRC channel. We're low on Swedes since /u/raggyboo got banned RIP

    [–]HeyYouNow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    So how are you enjoying the new Oculus Rift that just came out ?

    [–]stainslemountaintops [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Hey notch, since you're from Sweden: What's your favourite snus?