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Because I was too lazy to make an effort.New moderator, new rules (self.Drama)

xNotch[M] が 投稿 - stickied post

Without even asking the other mods, I've decided to add some rules.

1) Do not make rogue swedish billionaires mods. Seriously, this will only damage the community, and they're ungrateful crybabies who think they're so clever and self aware.

2) Atheists are not welcome. If we don't submit to the will of some greater power, we'd completely lack a moral barometer.

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[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

Question about Rule 2.

I've been worshiping GaBeN frequently as the greater power, and recently it's been kind of fucked. I'm losing faith.

Are you able to be the new God of PCMR and can you resurrect the saint Yames?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

The reason for your doubt is that you've been worshiping a false god. In gaming there is one god, and one god alone, and his name is Blow.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

...the ...the Jonathan kind or the "Line of" kind?

Was The Witness that good huh? (I did love Braid)

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

They're two sides of the same coin.

Also, the Witness looks amazing, but it basically only contains the one type of puzzles I never really enjoyed: mazes. Some people who LOVE games and share a lot of my tastes have told me it's amazing and I'd love it, but I just couldn't get into it.

I even tried doing two lines of Jonathan, but that didn't make it better.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well now that you've expressed very mild unenjoyment of one of his games, maybe that will summon him and you can have an overblown argument about it.

It would be like old times.

[–]Aerozephr [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Is his new programming language any good? I don't care enough to research it but just enough to bother people about it.

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm in the same seat as you. I'm waiting for a thread on it in a programming subreddit so I can skim the comments and form my opinion that way.

[–]too_clever_username [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure PCMR holds Minecraft in barely disguised contempt, unless it has a massive number of texture mods.

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How dare you say that about elevated Saint Notch, patron saint of blocks.

[–]Aerozephr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I hope Notch gives Yames 1 million dollars to "be himself".

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXxShit Disturber [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

2) Atheists are not welcome. If we don't submit to the will of some greater power, we'd completely lack a moral barometer.

Actually this is something I find deeply unsettling about religious people. I always feel like they are one crisis of faith away from sticking a pencil in my eye, just because if there's no God everything is allowed. And they are known for having crises of faith often!

Discuss.

[–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

kevinsorbo.jpg

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXxShit Disturber [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I'm sorry, I don't understand this without some necessary context.

[–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

https://youtu.be/bMjo5f9eiX8

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXxShit Disturber [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

OMG that's literally, literally, LITERALLY the Einstein copypasta: the movie.

[–]Aerozephr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If you are serious, it's from the film "God's not dead" where he plays an atheist professor who gets very angry about people being religious.

[–]ArchangelleRomney [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Notch for GodKing

[–]metamarauder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

so how much dick did JR suck to get you here

[–]Beele77 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

https://gfycat.com/IndelibleKlutzyGoldenmantledgroundsquirrel

This place has gone to shit since notch was given mod status. I'm out.

[–]GOTradeAutoMod [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Sweden yes?

[–]LLSTTC [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

What is the worst drama you've ever caused?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

The one time I hadn't changed the EULA in years and was at home with a cold, and got publicly lynched for ruining minecraft with the "new eula".

[–]too_clever_username [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Was that the one with the paid servers thing, or was that during the whole GPL thing when that one dude pulled that shit?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Paid servers. The other thing I thankfully didn't get personally sucked into that bad.

[–]StupidSexyFlanders99 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

What kind of kinky sex stuff do you get up to? I can't imagine any other point to being wealthy. Plus you're european so...

[–]tehcraz [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Hey notch, why was Bethesda such pussies and refused to play you in quake 3 for the rights to use scrolls?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I don't think they were. I think they laywers were. Or possibly just too boring.

And to be honest, it was kind of a mistake on my part considering they have literal quake 3 pros working for them.

[–]tehcraz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure you would have gotten a bunch of other former pros to pop out the woodwork for that kinda show match. I think it would have been pretty cool to watch.

[–]Magoonie [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

OH look at this shit! Yet ANOTHER cis straight white male! And this one's rich! Uggg, way to strive for diversity in your mods /r/Drama!

So Notch, how much do you pay the underprivalged women of color prostitutes to knock around your junk? Six figures I'm guessing.

[–]pol__invictus [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

He probably just rapes them, the way cis white males like him love to do :(

[–]Magoonie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's pretty obvious, because of the inherent power dynamics a women of color can never consent to a cis white male. It's always rape!

[–]kettlechipdestroyer [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

When does Minecraft 2 come out?

Will you buy me a motorhome? Thanks.

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

A game might come out with the name "Minecraft 2", but we will all know it isn't Minecraft 2.

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I don't know who you are, but you seem to make a lot of people angry so I support this decision.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

How can you be obsessed over things like trains and be unaware of Moneycraft?

[–]toiracse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah, honestly with a statement like that we've gotta start to doubt if hypnozooid is even autistic.

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm too busy looking at trains to get into gaming, and I think it costs money.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Gaming is cheap. It isn't free though. Also there are games about mass transit.

[–]megadog14 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If you kill yourself can I get your mod spot?

[–]xNotch[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Only if your opinions are completely different than mine so people will be super upset about it

[–]RalphiesBoogers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What's your advice to make America great again?

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[–]SlapnutsGT [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm having a Wrestlemania PPV get together. We are cooking out and drinking beers you should come.

[–]SupaDupaFlyAccount [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm an atheist but I do work for the Anglican Church currently, does that get me a pass?

[–]kuuttis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Untermench finnar här. What are we allowed to worship? Also, will you be fighting your mod powers to the last finn?

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Don't forget to whore your new moderator position on Twitter, or whatever you kids are using to send nudes to each other these days.

Maximum attention whoring is definitely a pro-/r/drama stance.

[–]snarkypantsGrade: A and a half! For trying! [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Please change the stylesheet, this one hurts my eyes.

[–]pol__invictus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

>cis white pasty fat pimplyassed reactionary neckbeard autist NEET fedora misogynist white-supremacist Notch

>r/drama

Two shit tastes that taste shit together!