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[–][deleted] -66ポイント-65ポイント x2 (121子コメント)

Your daughter is probably going to enjoy BDSM. Buy her a whip for her 18th birthday.

edit: I'm just making a small joke. I'm gay, and when people see pictures of me of me as a young a toddler they always say 'you've always been gay then'

edit 2: Stop being so offended by a harmless joke

edit 3: Thanks for the gold stranger!

edit 4: Just to make everyone aware, this is meant to be a joke. I'm sorry if I'm upset anyone or caused offence. I'm not defending myself, just defending the intention. I see so much worse upvoted all the time on Reddit.

EDIT 5: obviously this didn't turn out how I intended. This was just a joke. Sometimes it can be that with nothing more. I have apologised to /u/MrRykler, and do so again here publicly. Pedophilia is not ok, neither are many things that Reddit like to joke about but are very happy too. As a small gesture, I have made a donation to the NSPCC.

Edit 6: Thanks for the second gold other stranger!

Edit 7: .. fucking hell, 7. So, I see where some people have been misconstrued. If someone's toddler liked looking after animals, you might say they could go on to become a vet. You're not saying they're are currently a vet and you should immediately open a vets and let your toddler look after them. It's a quip about what they might be like in the future. The joke relies on the same principle. Some of you seem to think it's based on her getting off on being hit by a pillow as a toddler ... well no ... that's just sick and doesn't make for a joke. The implication that she might like BDSM when she's older is me focusing on her as an adult woman, but I also don't have a crystal ball.

Conclusion: This is a joke. I can't believe I've just had to explain that.

[–]PenOptimist 68ポイント69ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude

[–]scam_me_please -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]IAMAVERYGOODPERSON 24ポイント25ポイント  (32子コメント)

You got SRS-brigaded.

They find joke-comments to get angry about, link the comment to their buddies, and then they all show up to downvote it.

Apparently they think they are improving the world somehow.

[–]vagina_vendetta 8ポイント9ポイント  (29子コメント)

Yeah, /u/jmesaunders post was at +138 at the time it was posted to SRS, as seen here. Like, how the fuck is that sub still a fucking sub it is so obvious they're brigading ughhh

[–]IAMAVERYGOODPERSON 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

admins are sympathetic to SRS views

[–]vagina_vendetta 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

But why? This shit is going to make reddit horrible if it continues, they must know that. The general opinion that I see is that the admins need to start dealing with SRS and corrupt mods.

BTW I'm aware that the majority of mods are fair and do their jobs well, despite them still getting PM'd all the time being called cunts and autistic neckbeards and other various oh-so-edgy and totally original insults. But nobody can seriously deny that there are some mods, right now even in default subs, who abuse their positions of power on this site to favor only views that align with their own and silence any opposing ones.

[–]IAMAVERYGOODPERSON 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

nobody is denying it, though.

ask admins.

"mods can do whatever they want" is basically the rule. if you want to power trip, be a mod of a big sub.

[–]vagina_vendetta [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's a shame. I don't understand why the admins allow it.

[–]Meepster23 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (24子コメント)

Like, how the fuck is that sub still a fucking sub it is so obvious they're brigading ughhh

The admins have repeatedly looked into it and repeatedly said while there is some vote brigading, and they ban the offenders, SRS's impact is minimal to none.

So your options are either,

A) The admins are lying for whatever reason,

or

B) SRS is the boogeyman of Reddit that can be blamed for people not finding your jokes funny

[–]AntonioOfVenice 6ポイント7ポイント  (23子コメント)

The admins have repeatedly looked into it and repeatedly said while there is some vote brigading, and they ban the offenders, SRS's impact is minimal to none.

The very comment you're responding to had +138 when SRS linked to it. Now it has -72. Proof: https://archive.is/OXokI

B) SRS is the boogeyman of Reddit that can be blamed for people not finding your jokes funny

I found this joke to be distasteful. But two wrongs don't make a right.

It's also interesting that the same people who defend Sarah Nyberg freak out over a (bad and unfunny) joke.

[–]tslime -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just hated him getting pissy about the votes. Also the 'I'm gay' bit, like that makes him impervious to stuff.

[–]IAMAVERYGOODPERSON -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

well yeah, all the edits were pretty cringey.

[–]Aelo-Z 22ポイント23ポイント  (9子コメント)

Seriously dude. Don't worry about it. It was dark humored quip that I'm sure many people lol'd at. There's just a sub out their that specializes in linking to dark humor and getting a band of users to downvote and leave negative comments. Well, the father that the joke was directed at linked your comment to that sub, hence the activity. I don't subscribe to the idea that you would intentionally ever hurt a child in any way, because you were joking. Some people don't like those jokes, and some people have resources to turn it into negative publicity. They're going to say "No he created the bad publicity on his own" and the truth is if that was true, the sub wouldn't exist. Sorry for walltexting you, but I'm not a fan of having to create edit after edit kissing the ass of thin-skinned, harassing brigades. As long as you don't piss off any mods, fuck 'em.

[–]notgayinathreeway 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it makes you feel any better, I thought it was hilarious and I upvoted it.

[–]AverageAustin 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

Haha guys it's totally ok! I'm gay! I can't be offensive!

[–]shroom_throwaway9722 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

PedoReddit strikes again!

[–]Reinhart3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha yeah that reddit so disgusting everyone on reddit is a pedophile xDDDD look at those redditors all downvoting the person who makes a joke like that HAHA xD

[–]The_R4ke -1ポイント0ポイント  (21子コメント)

If' you're going to make a risky joke, make sure the reward is worth the risk.

[–]IAMAVERYGOODPERSON 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its reddit. the risk is zero lol

[–][deleted] 9ポイント10ポイント  (19子コメント)

I didn't think it was that risky. Before the down vote brigade started, I had quite a few upvotes.

The shit I see on the front page and jokes that Louie C K and co make and Reddit has the audacity to downvote me for a joke that is not even that risqué.

On the other hand, I did get gilded.

[–]Trezzie 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worth! I'd take -100 karma for gold any day. Especially with a funny joke.

[–]Osafune2 8ポイント9ポイント  (14子コメント)

/r/Shitredditsays got wind of you, they constantly downvote brigade jokes they don't like, which is anything even vaguely dark or risqué. Have a read of their subreddit, it'll make you want to lie down in a dark room and despair.

[–]Storgrim -4ポイント-3ポイント  (13子コメント)

Telling a father to buy BDSM shit for a toddler haha so funny and dark bro

[–]IAMAVERYGOODPERSON 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

it was funny and dark

[–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

Since when was 18 years old considered a toddler? I don't think you even read the joke.

[–]Storgrim -4ポイント-3ポイント  (8子コメント)

"Or 8"

Either way, talking about BDSM when someone brings up their toddler isn't dark humor, it's being a pedophile

[–][deleted] 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I never said that. Someone else did.

... it's shocking. You're disgusted as something I didn't even say. On top of that, being a pedophile isn't making a joke. Let me guess, yo momma really is that fat, and that chicken really did cross that road.

c'mon now. I've apologised for upsetting the father, but the fact you are calling me a pedophile on a joke and quoting someone else's comment shows that you don't have any real interest in this beside to argue.

[–]celeryman5000 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's no point in arguing with them. They were told to come here and be outraged. They didn't read your joke. They were told what the joke was. They are outraged about something you didn't even say. Notice how all the offended people here accuse you of pedophilia when the entire point of the joke was to wait until she's 18.

[–]Osafune2 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

There is a difference between making an off colour joke, and actually being sexually attracted to children you sanctimonious fuckwit.

[–]Storgrim -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

Idk making a joke about BDSM when someone talks about their toddler seems kinda pedolike

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Firstly, she's a girl, I'm gay it would never work. Secondly, I like men. Big, husky, hairy men.

[–]Osafune2 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is ridiculous to label somebody as a paedophile based on a joke they made.

Mr Sark is a popular YouTuber in the gaming community who made jokes about him being a paedophile and even had a segment on a show called "Sark's windowless fun van."

He is also a loving father. Nobody gets outraged and sends him hatemail because it's clear to people watching that he is playing up to a persona and is just dicking around. He's joking, in other words.

Nobody cries about it, or stirs up some sort of hate campaign against him.

People say offensive things on the internet, and while it can suck, just shrug it off. Someone on Xbox live told me that they wanted to fuck my mother's dead corpse and that they hope I contracted AIDS. I just got on with my life, vaguely amused that a video game drove them to such rage.

The guy made a joke, he wasn't doxxing anyone, he's not a paedophile who possesses the location of the toddler in question, he is no threat. He made a fucking joke on the internet. Boo hoo.

[–]Rikvidr 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

You pissed the femicunts off, I think you can go to bed with a smile.

[–]GenBlase -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude, that is not a harmless joke, it is a kind of joke that louie CK would tell.

[–]pazilya 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, a funny one?

[–]Ian1732 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay, maybe not like something Louis CK would tell.