Yeah, except that's not how your pronounce his name.

De sounds a bit like te. But it doesn't sound like to. You could twist te to to with some stretching, that could work a little bit. But you can't first change de to te and then also to to. That's like saying pu can be pronounced as to. Actually, that makes more sense.

Pay in Depay isn't pronounced like pay in to pay for something.

You're completely fucking up the name. If you guys think that's "hilarious", by all means enjoy it. It isn't clever, though, because you're simply fucking up a name. I know the Mata puns aren't that funny because they're overused, but at least they work. This one simply doesn't work at all.