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[–]Slayer706 64ポイント65ポイント  (18子コメント)

Google cache of his comments page so you can see some of the stuff he used to say: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:0qMsDfnDa58J:https://www.reddit.com/user/Crypto_King_Reborn%3Fsort%3Dcontroversial+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

My favorite is this:

$230 ---> $375. I'm still looking at a nice little 48% return you sad fuckers. Hows are those mutual funds treating you guys? have you made 8% yet this year? parents must be so proud of you.

I just checked my Vanguard and ING accounts, and guess what? My money is still there!

[–]edward_snowedin 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

one of the most important lessons for an investor to learn is patience. i'm in this for the long haul.

aaaaaaaaaaand its gone

[–]dhamster 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

I sure am jealous of that -100% ROI!

[–]bearjuani 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

1BTC = 1BTC

wait

[–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

1BTC = 0BTC

[–]RagdollPhysEd 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it's a good thing my bitcoin is infinite!

[–]JeanneDOrc 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, that's just way too deep cover troll, why would any sane person go through all that?

[–]C1V 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is glorious. I can't be more happy today than I am right now.

[–]Yes_butt_no_ 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are you saying that at this moment you are euphoric?

To be honest, I can understand why.

[–]gerradp 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Honestly, I feel terrible for this dude. He obviously put almost all of his personal identity into this investment, his whole person rests precariously on something that just evaporated.

Still, I gotta admit this is the hardest I have ever laughed at something that is clearly NOT funny

[–]JeanneDOrc 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never want to see people destitute, but sure is funny how survivalists are so desperate to flee fiat (and have been in their current form for what, 70 years or so) that they sidestep fiat's collapse and invest in completely worthless things. Glenn Beck's gold scams, nonviable seeds, Ponzis etc. non-Birchers unaffected, as always. I guess there's no Buckleys in existence anymore to make fun of them from the Right either. It's all crazy over there.

[–]this_user 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just checked my Vanguard and ING accounts, and guess what? My money is still there!

1 lot of SPY = 1 lot of SPY

[–]MyrandallLoveCoin early adopter 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

ING, the Dutch bank?

[–]Slayer706 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Company 401k, though I guess it's Voya now.

[–]IIoWoII 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a global bank pretty much...

[–]Mith8 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me thinks he made a slight mistake in one of his statement of facts:

6.the morons and scammers are finally being shut down and shut up. Hopefully that moron Ver can remain in obscurity where he belongs, and Charlie Shrem could spend the rest of his life in prison and I'd be just fine with it. Gone are the days of the teenage libertarian scammers. Blythe Masters and the Winklevoss twins are here, and we're going legit.

Think it will be a problem? :p

[–]JeSuisEuphorique 47ポイント48ポイント  (15子コメント)

SKULLFUCKED

Seriously euphoric right now.

[–]MyrandallLoveCoin early adopter 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

If you want to get a #, use a \ before the #.

#SKULLFUCKED

[–]JeSuisEuphorique 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

I like how it makes it bigger. It means he got really SKULLFUCKED.

[–]MyrandallLoveCoin early adopter 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

#SKULLFUCKED

[–]RagdollPhysEd 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Whoa how'd you do that rainbow font

[–]MyrandallLoveCoin early adopter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

####texthere

[–]jolly_good_old_chapFormer Mt. Gox Head of Security 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

#SKULLFUCKED

[–]JeanneDOrc 40ポイント41ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ahahaha oh my god he was a real poster. He's really that stupid. My god, I got Poe'd.

[–]GAW_CEO 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, im pretty surprised that wasn't a troll acct

[–]RagdollPhysEd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quoth the Tibanne: "Nevermore"

[–]roidragequit 40ポイント41ポイント  (2子コメント)

oh god, never thought this day could get better

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    [–]JeSuisEuphorique 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Even better than buttstamp!

    [–]DrugieDineros 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

    /u/Crypto_King_Reborn that just made my day. Thanks for that.

    [–]JustPraxItOut 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

    LOL - he deleted his account!

    [–]flashbacck 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

    lol. He'll be back eventually. Egomaniacs like this can't stay away.

    [–]BackedByEuphoria 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Crypto_King_Reborn_TotallySeriousThisTime?

    [–]JustPraxItOut 35ポイント36ポイント  (21子コメント)

    Damnit ... the post was deleted, as it appears our good buddy has actually deleted his entire account.

    Did anyone catch the SFYL goodness? It doesn't seem as though Snappy managed to catch it ...

    [–]Aesteral 46ポイント47ポイント  (19子コメント)

    It is all here: https://web.archive.org/web/20160115155830/https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/411bqw/cryptsy_closure_its_over/cyywrqo

    FUCK YOU! FUCK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU CROOKED THIEVING MOTHERFUCKERS!

    Do you think for one second that we believe this absolute bullshit story of a fucking Trojan?! Fuck all of you. Even if the bullshit Trojan story is true, each and every single deposit that you accepted after you knew about this is fucking inexcusable. My personal losses are staggering, and all I'm going to say is that there are a lot of other people in the same boat as me. Something will be done.

    And reply:

    Yes. Same thing. I was not updated about Cryptsy and I deposited my coins there to trade couple weeks ago, during my vacation period. Bad idea. It is criminal to hide bankruptcy and continue accepting more deposits from users.

    [–]NotHyplon 27ポイント28ポイント  (7子コメント)

    all I'm going to say is that there are a lot of other people in the same boat as me. Something will be done.

    Oh cool he will pretend he knows Russian mobsters and things like that airwolf guy on bitcointalk who was totes going to find freidcat and get his ASICMINER money back through his triad contacts...

    [–]Aesteral 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

    He should not have removed his comment, it was seriously damaging BigVern's free market reputation which in turn would force him to repay entire amount owed.

    [–]NotHyplon 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The cryptsy thing was the best SFYL ever, the fact captain skull fuck got it was just icing on the cake. Bitcoin:when incompetence meets stupidity!

    I love how they nuke their accounts when they get stuff wrong as well.

    [–]gerradp 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think the account deletion makes it just THAT much better. I can just imagine the tears welling up before he turns tail and runs away (like Naruto with arms behind back, for speed)

    [–]Eat_a_Bullet 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Oh cool he will pretend he knows Russian mobsters and things like that airwolf guy

    What's he going to pay them with? Hugs?

    [–]JustPraxItOut 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thank you! Now I know what my RES tag is going to be for Crypto King and any of his alts if he dares show himself around here again ...

    personal losses are staggering

    [–]theskepticalheretic 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I deposited my coins there to trade couple weeks ago,

    S K U L L F U C K E D

    [–]jiimbojones 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Yes. Same thing. I was not updated about Cryptsy and I deposited my coins there to trade couple weeks ago, during my vacation period. Bad idea. It is criminal to hide bankruptcy and continue accepting more deposits from users.

    This is why these guys suck at the "be your own money manager" game.

    The only reason to deposit coins there a couple weeks ago is because of the apparent arbitrage opportunities because of inflated prices on coins that could actually be withdrawn.

    This was the only logical reason for that price difference, if you couldn't see that, your money was going to disappear eventually anyway.

    [–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    be your own money manager

    By offloading it to someone else

    [–]Y3808Butterfly Labs Quality Control Coordinator 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    In fairness, most people aren't savvy to "arbitrage opportunities" involved in the possibility of the bank closing up shop and taking all of your money with them. That's specific to butts.

    [–]Yes_butt_no_ 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Great catch.

    I admit it, I was wrong... by Crypto_King_Reborn in Buttcoin [–]Crypto_King_Reborn[S] 1 point 1 month ago why isn't the snapshot bot capturing this post? so you guys can delete it and pretend like it was never here? permalinkcontextfull comments (216)

    But this is so prophetic, the entire account deleting thing must be an act? Surely? Shirley?

    [–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It is criminal to hide bankruptcy and continue accepting more deposits from users.

    Even funnier when everyone here knew that this was about the happen...

    [–]SkullCollector 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    My personal losses are staggering

    $240 isn't really "staggering".

    [–]Leprecon 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He bought many coins at that price. We are talking at least a thousand if not thousands of dollars worth of bitcoin.

    [–]JeanneDOrc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you live in poverty and buy lottery tickets to give you hope...

    [–]NoThisIsActuallyGood 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

    So the guy that came here running his smug mouth got rooked by something so obvious even PayCoin users got away from it.

    I don't actually take pleasure in people getting hurt, but this is very deserving of a "nicely done you dumb fuck"

    [–]Yes_butt_no_ 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I also hate seeing honest people getting hurt, but there are so few of them in the bit-Coin 'space' that it never really gets to me.

    [–]SmugBlunderer 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I feel the same way. If he wasn't such an arrogant bastard, I would be sympathetic, but his hubris makes this outcome comedic.

    [–]Aesteral 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /u/Crypto_king_reborn, you visit our little sub quite a lot these days. How did you miss our numerous warning threads on Cryptsy?

    Or were you too greedy to swallow your 5-10% haircut on you CryptsyBTC and withdraw them via alts?

    [–]SnapshillBot 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I think Bitcoin will do for mankind what the sun did for life on earth.

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    [–]legend_of_link 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think Bitcoin will do for mankind what the sun did for life on earth.

    Eventually kill it all?

    [–]rdnkjdi 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

    SKULLFUCKED. BTC/USD exchange rate will be 600+ by the end of next week. watch it happen losers. anyone here wishing they had bought in at $230 like i told you to?

    Doesn't do much good if someone steals your funbucks no matter what the price is. Poor guy ...

    [–]simonf75 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I know jack shit about changetip, can you tip someone 1 skullfuck?

    [–]Nick_Changetlp 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yes, we're desperate and are accepting any forms of tips. But only the tip.

    [–]edward_snowedin 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    your comment with everything today, i am truly euphoric

    [–]romad20000Just invested in bicoin..... and it's gone. 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    /u/changetip 1 Skullfucking sans lube

    [–]carloponzisghost 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

    u/Crypto_King_Reborn with or without lube?

    [–]JustPraxItOut 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Looks like he deleted his account, so I guess we'll never know how he prefers his skullfucking ...

    [–]Slayer706 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He had another account, maybe he will go back to using it: /u/Crypto_King_

    [–]contentBat 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He has skullfucked his account!

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      [–]Eat_a_Bullet 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

      There's the silver lining, I guess. He may have lost his entire net worth, but it was pretty low to begin with.

      [–]Yes_butt_no_ 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I imagine that when Lord Haw Haw said two thousand you presumed dollars, but he meant pennies.

      [–]BackedByEuphoria 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      lol there's no fucking way this guy learned a lesson. 0%. he's probably scraping together whatever pennies he has and buying back in

      [–]Slayer706 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yep, guarantee he's going to try to chase his losses.

      [–]Mike_Prowepaid shill for BoA 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Are we out of skulls?

      [–]leducdeguise 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Didnt you get the memo? Previously fucked skulls can be reused up to 4 times for any new skullfucking opportunity that could present itself.

      Mine has been processed twice already

      [–]MyrandallLoveCoin early adopter 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Ew.

      Are they at least cleaned between sessions?

      [–]booradley0000000 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Not following. You prefer them cleaned?

      [–]SkullCollector 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Don't worry guys I got a shitload of em

      [–]theskepticalheretic 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Was it CryptoKing? Was it?!?!?!?

      [–]HowAboutShutUp 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It seems as much. Apparently what the Rock has been cooking all these years is crow, and we are now smelling the heaping servings plated up over in SFYListan.

      [–]zom-ponks 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Don't worry /u/Crypto_King_Reborn, we've got plenty of eye-socket lube left!

      Edit, I just wanted to add that you could show some SPINE that us MAGGOTS lack, and take it like a man.

      [–]edward_snowedin 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

      haw haw haw mother fucker

      [–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh wow, this is too beautiful

      [–]jolly_good_old_chapFormer Mt. Gox Head of Security 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

      [–]BackedByEuphoria 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think this is one of the most damning arguments against Bitcoin's "irreversable transactions". Opsec is damn hard. It's way cheaper to just buy insurance against losses than to prevent them entirely.

      [–]coinaday 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I expect this is a known issue since this kind of thing doesn't happen accidentally.

      So fucking good. I don't know how github works, but I love that the hacker either couldn't or simply didn't remove it.

      Just like how the BCT post linked by the email Cryptsy cites has been edited to have a bold, red warning about the coin.

      Edit: Actually, warning placed after the BCT moderator comment on it, which was long after they'd gotten out with the loot. So original github dev account abandoned, and thus issue not removed or locked when posted.

      [–]IzakEdwards 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

      i'll just keep building an empire. [/u/Crypto_King_Reborn 1 month ago]

      Build you own empire, now from scratch!

      [–]Mith8 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Bah! This is a mere setback!

      He'll just need to start back at level one, in the streets of Baltimore giving blowjobs.

      [–]theskepticalheretic 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

      You know he's refreshing this thread over and over.

      [–]kenfagerdotcom 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It appears the skullfucker has become the skullfuckee.

      [–]AliasHandler 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Totally safer and better than real currency, amirite guise?

      [–]MyrandallLoveCoin early adopter 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

      /u/Changetip 1 skullfuck

      [–]kenfagerdotcom 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's worth at least 1,000,000 bitscoins.

      [–]kenfagerdotcom 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

      [–]wantsbeforeneeds 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is good for BitCoin yes?

      [–]tawtaw 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      looks like another year of skull virginity for me :(

      [–]Cadoc 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

      This is seriously too good. It's so good that I suspect our good friend might be one of us after all.

      [–]JeanneDOrc 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

      If but for the deleted account. There are plenty of angry, stupid people who think we're "trolls to be vanquished" and are sadly just as cartoonish as we joke about.

      [–]coinaday 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Little do they know, /r/Buttcoin is really /r/BitcoinSerious in disguise.

      [–]AWildWindAppears 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is more true than many would believe, or expect.

      [–]Silly_Balls 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That is one hell of a long con

      [–]robot_slave 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      There were other signs, too. I'm not quite as convinced as Jeanne...

      [–]GoxPopuli 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

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      [–]Mith8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh Crypto_King_Reborn--it's been fun.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYcxbH8yag

      Your bitterness is sweet to the Lady.

      We shall drink your tears and give Her thanks.

      [–]iPoopedJustNow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Dumbass got gently caressed real good.