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[–]tellmetheworld 979 points980 points981 points  (146 children)
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Spike Lee. I had lunch with him once at my school when he came to speak. He answered all questions with a yes or no and a complete look of utter disdain like he didnt want to be there at all. He even asked "What state are we even in" like he couldn't be bothered with such a small part of the country. And then when I started struggling to come up with things to talk about he said "Really? The conversation has gotten this bad that you are asking me a question like that now?" and then he picked up his phone and called his kids right there at the table. It was humiliating and awful and I refuse to watch another Spike movie ever again.
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    [–]vonillabean 141 points142 points143 points  (18 children)
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    Cee Lo was like that too when he was in San Antonio.
    [–]zachboy95 89 points90 points91 points  (10 children)
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    not cee lo :(
    [–]PhotoNate 71 points72 points73 points  (0 children)
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    He signed a T-shirt for me even though security told us all to leave because it was getting late. Cee Lo said "I saw y'all at the front of the show, come over here" and signed our shit and let us take a picture with him.
    Sorry, thats the only celebrity story I have so I like to tell it
    [–]Roger_Roger 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
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    A friend of mine worked with his 'people' on a project. This friend has worked in the film industry for many years and has dealt with his fair share of assholes. He knows it comes with the territory. He said Spike's people were so horrible and nasty that he considered quitting the industry for good.
    I'm glad he didn't. He's a good guy and I like working with him.
    [–]BobbyD84 25 points26 points27 points  (1 child)
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    I always wished Reggie Miller would have punched him right in the fucking face courtside.
    [–][deleted] 353 points354 points355 points  (56 children)
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    You aren't missing much. Every Spike Lee movie I've ever seen was sensationalist garbage.
    [–]therealkittenparade 123 points124 points125 points  (11 children)
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    No kidding. I still don't understand why he gets so much praise.
    [–][deleted] 289 points290 points291 points  (4 children)
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    The race card
    [–]xhosSTylex 218 points219 points220 points  (2 children)
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    ^ Username checks out.
    [–]elpasowestside 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
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    Never gonna watch another Spike movie again? I guess I'm just never going to start.
    [–]Yuenanimous 874 points875 points876 points  (48 children)
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    The homeless guy who masturbates every day around 6:30 by the CVS on La Cienega in West Hollywood. I have to walk past him when I get out of work and he is either masturbating or yelling at people on bikes.
    [–][deleted] 375 points376 points377 points  (10 children)
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    Don't tell me what to do with my time!
    [–]theReluctantHipster 88 points89 points90 points  (8 children)
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    Then stop yelling at me when I decide to ride my bike! Ok?
    [–]Cpen5311 97 points98 points99 points  (3 children)
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    If you stop riding your bike when I am trying to masturbate!
    [–]mrmustard12 18 points19 points20 points  (2 children)
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    why do you think I always ride my bike past the CVS on La Cienega in West Hollywood around 6:30?!
    [–]sphinx_13 56 points57 points58 points  (2 children)
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    You're not my supervisor!
    [–]DantesEdmond 1344 points1345 points1346 points  (110 children)
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    Jaden Smith Is Maturing Into A Fine Douche, Or Maybe My Eyes Aren't Real Enough To See The Truth
    [–]Not_Even_Phased 628 points629 points630 points  (17 children)
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    How Can Douches Be Real If Jaden Smith Isn't Real?
    [–]Hobosock 423 points424 points425 points  (13 children)
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    Is Capitalizing Every Word Part Of The Joke?
    [–]PM_MeYourDaddyIssues 450 points451 points452 points  (11 children)
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    yes
    [–]DannyLovesDerby 176 points177 points178 points  (2 children)
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    Awesome username
    [–]KittehChamp 51 points52 points53 points  (1 child)
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    [–]ThegreatPee 128 points129 points130 points  (17 children)
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    Yea, there is no way that kid isn't gonna turn out to be even more self entitled. Maybe he might figure it out after his dad buys him another flop.
    [–]Born2Ball 20 points21 points22 points  (7 children)
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    My family and I tried to watch After Earth. We all agreed to turn it off after about 10 min.
    [–]alpacafox 14 points15 points16 points  (8 children)
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    You would think that WS learned his lesson and should know better. I mean you don't have to go the Jackie Chan route, but there's plenty of room inbetween.
    [–]milk72[🍰] 319 points320 points321 points  (27 children)
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    the kid was thrown into fame when he was a child, his dad is one of the biggest movie stars ever, and he has a public platform to say all the retarded teenager shit he wants to MILLIONS of people.
    I'd be a complete monster if I was him, he's doing alright
    [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points  (18 children)
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    I don't know there's a whole list of actors I can think of that didn't grow up to be jerks. Granted we don't know if Jaden Smith is actually a jerk, he just comes off that way.
    Kate Hudson, Damon Waynes, JR, Colin Hanks, Bryce Dallas Howard, even Rumer Willis. Those are the ones I can think off of the top of my head but I'm sure there's more.
    [–]drifter2 52 points53 points54 points  (4 children)
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    For every colin hanks there is a chet hanks.
    [–]westside_artgoon 27 points28 points29 points  (1 child)
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    Everything you would hate about a teenager and everything you hate about a celebrity all in one
    [–]musiko40 549 points550 points551 points  (105 children)
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    Click at your own risk....
    [–]IamRoboduck 238 points239 points240 points  (4 children)
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    Never go full Diddy Kong
    [–]Emmy_Bee 232 points233 points234 points  (2 children)
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    Oh fuck that was actually hilarious.
    [–]shaogo 126 points127 points128 points  (1 child)
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    was he auditioning for a part on Planet of The Apes?
    [–]PhreedomPhighter 66 points67 points68 points  (8 children)
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    This guy was on America's Got Talent! He did the same exact thing!
    [–]musiko40 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
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    You win.....
    [–]whydoyouhefftobemad 273 points274 points275 points  (6 children)
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    When that speech started, I was like "Whats the risk here, this guy is actually pretty good"
    But then I was like
    ಠ_ಠ oh
    [–]shodan28 104 points105 points106 points  (4 children)
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    He took the speech from Rocky I posted a video of it as a reply.
    [–]thecosmic0wl 82 points83 points84 points  (2 children)
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    Did Rocky... do all of that too?
    [–]shodan28 18 points19 points20 points  (1 child)
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    No haha. I'm assuming the speech just pumped him up that much. I found out by searching on youtube that it is actually his "werewolf" impersonation.
    [–]Is_A_Velociraptor 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
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    I think he got werewolves and gorillas confused...
    [–]shodan28 50 points51 points52 points  (1 child)
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      [–]Adito99 34 points35 points36 points  (1 child)
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      That was so painful to watch I had to open another tab and let it play in the background.
      [–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points  (3 children)
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      I think that is how it sounds when whales mate.
      [–]JohnnyZ88 46 points47 points48 points  (14 children)
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      ........ ಠ_ಠ
      [–]Conan97 50 points51 points52 points  (2 children)
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      Anyone who doesn't believe in evolution and says humans aren't apes needs to watch this.
      [–]musiko40 33 points34 points35 points  (1 child)
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      I couldn't agree more......aghn aghn aghn aghn...
      [–]violinsontv 13 points14 points15 points  (1 child)
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      Oh . . . oh my.
      [–]DoctorOctagonapus 15 points16 points17 points  (1 child)
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      0:51
      What the fuck did I just watch?
      [–]erichurkman 238 points239 points240 points  (35 children)
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      Doctor Oz.
      [–]lameio69 133 points134 points135 points  (17 children)
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      I hate Dr.Oz so fucking much. He is the biggest sell out and makes anyone's job who works in health care harder.
      [–]bumwine 95 points96 points97 points  (16 children)
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      I know he went to med school and all that but the man practices as a surgeon. Something rubs me the wrong way about a cardiothoracic surgeon using the "Dr." prefix to sound like a diet and nutrition expert.
      The episode of him talking about homeopathy was surreal.
      A University-educated cardiothoracic surgeon on national television talking about taking diluted (untraceably, even if you used the entire universe as one dose) phosphorous to cure chest coughs. What the fuck?
      [–]Hoooooooar 44 points45 points46 points  (1 child)
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      He is an alien. I'm pretty sure he is an alien. I mean he looks like one. Remember that doctor from Escape from LA? He looks like him.
      [–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points  (0 children)
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      I can't be the only one who thinks that guy is creepy as shit.
      [–]ofthedappersort 348 points349 points350 points  (42 children)
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      Jennifer Lopez is supposed to be horribly self absorbed and a total cunt. I also hear Chevy Chase says terrible things to staff and treats people like morons
      [–][deleted] 278 points279 points280 points  (31 children)
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      Chevy Chase's douchiness is legendary and has been captured on video and audio many times. He verbally attacked Stephen Bochco on Politically Incorrect years ago, and acted like a jerk to Howard Stern and Richard Beltzer wayyy back in the day when they called his house, then lied and claimed that Howard had terrorized his housekeeper or something.
      He also might have also said some cruel things to a gay cast member on SNL back when he was making a guest appearance in the '80s or so.
      [–]PartyPoison98 222 points223 points224 points  (10 children)
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      I'm pretty sure Pierce wasn't even a character for him
      [–]ChocolateJefferson 106 points107 points108 points  (6 children)
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      That's basically what I've read too. I read that he flipped on Dan Harmon and said many distasteful things that included racism. Also he said he quit the show because he didn't like the direction his character Pierce was going on the show, which is incredibly ironic because it's barely a character for him.
      [–]BukkakeAtAFuneral 37 points38 points39 points  (1 child)
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      Also ironic because that sounds like something Pierce would do
      [–]OffInABlueBox 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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      Harmon said that the reports were blown out of proportion by the way.
      [–][deleted] 115 points116 points117 points  (5 children)
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      He was an original cast member and now he's banned from hosting SNL. That's how much people hate him.
      [–]bumwine 24 points25 points26 points  (2 children)
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      He was on the five timer's skit with JT last year though.
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        [–]ClaudioRules 1018 points1019 points1020 points  (35 children)
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        Chris Brown...game over
        [–][deleted] 651 points652 points653 points  (21 children)
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        As a collective, the paparazzi.
        I understand they have a job to do, but watching them is like watching people trample each other when Black Friday comes around.
        It just kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth and comes of as super douchey.
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          [–]Nocturnal2425 102 points103 points104 points  (3 children)
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          GTA 5. Nice
          [–]Adriantbh 100 points101 points102 points  (3 children)
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          "I understand they have a job to do"
          No one's got a gun to their head. They choose this profession over something with less pay so I don't think there's anything wrong with shaming them for harassing people.
          [–]ununium 171 points172 points173 points  (9 children)
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          [–]FlamencoSketches 134 points135 points136 points  (3 children)
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          He probably thinks really highly of himself because he's a level 5 laser lotus...
          [–]So_Fantastical 39 points40 points41 points  (1 child)
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          And he has that nifty hat and wand...
          [–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
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          ITS A COOKIE
          [–]TheMandrigald 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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          This made me sad when I first realized it. Makes me look differently at Clark Griswold, a character I have always loved.
          [–]cdimeo 207 points208 points209 points  (56 children)
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          The Nickeldeon EP who bangs all the 14- and 15-year-old girls who work on his shows.
          Look that shit up
          [–]VeryOld 153 points154 points155 points  (21 children)
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          Is this the guy who allegedly impregnated the little sister of a major 'musical talent', causing little sister to lose her show and return home to raise said offspring?
          [–]cdimeo 46 points47 points48 points  (0 children)
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          Correct.
          [–]c4rlette 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
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          Wasn't the father of the kid like 16 or something?
          [–]WhyamIreadingthis 11 points12 points13 points  (4 children)
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          What star are you talking about?
          [–]sorryimafatass 29 points30 points31 points  (3 children)
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          The little sister of Britney Spears
          [–]bigboypants26 9 points10 points11 points  (5 children)
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          I need to know more. Who are we talkin about here?
          [–]something902 40 points41 points42 points  (4 children)
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          IIRC, there were rumors a while back that Dan Schneider, a producer who created Nickelodeon shows like Drake & Josh and iCarly, is a creepy pervert who might have gotten Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears' younger sister and star of one of his other shows called Zoey 101, pregnant in 2007.
          [–]tiredofyourshitson 24 points25 points26 points  (10 children)
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          Could you at least give us a name?
          [–]radsherm 40 points41 points42 points  (4 children)
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          Dan Schneider, I believe.
          [–]Noturordinaryguy 20 points21 points22 points  (1 child)
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          Top comment is someone who was an extra on a show he produced who he paid 100 dollars so that he could tickle their feet. http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/19ro1b/til_that_dan_schneider_the_weird_manager_in/
          [–]IIRodneyX 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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          Mind blown. I grew up watching that name on my tv during the credits. I thought he must have been some sort of god to be at the helm of so many awesome shows. Right in the childhood man.
          [–]ginger-nut-bread 23 points24 points25 points  (6 children)
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          Brent Ratner. Racist, homophobic moron who cant direct for shit...besides Rush Hour...maybe.
          [–]musicguy2013 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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          Ratner made Rush Hour...? I'm now unsure about how I feel about Rush Hour... Oh GOD, it makes sense now. So many Asian and black stereotypes... Ratner...
          [–]TestZero 718 points719 points720 points  (92 children)
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          Whoever it was who decided bloody dismemberment and foul language are acceptable, but boobies require an NC-17 rating.
          [–]RepppinMD 148 points149 points150 points  (4 children)
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          This Film Is Not Yet Rated is a documentary on the rating system. You would be very surprised to find out how arbitrary it is, I recommend it.
          [–][deleted] 81 points82 points83 points  (0 children)
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          Great doc, explains how idiotically occult the ratings "system" is. The star-chamber board has, as a matter of policy, a Catholic Bishop on it (or used to, that might have changed). It is provably sexist (treating women's sexual pleasure as more perverted), homophobic, and as everyone notices, overly forgiving of violence. An evil organization that could benefit humanity by extinguishing itself.
          [–]binger5 50 points51 points52 points  (14 children)
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          This is great. The Before trilogy gave the biggest fuck you to company that does the ratings.
          Before Sunrise - sweet love story with bad language: R
          Before Sunset - sweet love story with bad language: R
          Before Midnight - lead actress walks around with her top of for 10 minutes: R
          [–]akhbox 85 points86 points87 points  (10 children)
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          The Dark Knight, brutal story about a crazy psychopath and mass killings, PG-13
          The Hunger Games, violent tale about kids killing one another, PG-13
          Blue Valentine, bittersweet love story with a few relevant sex scenes, nearly NC-17
          I guess people don't want real stories about real human beings, but instead cardboard cut-outs of black and white characters who do random things that nobody can relate to...
          [–]Vio_ 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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          Dark Knight Returns: bomb sewn into stomach of a bad guy, PG13
          King's Speech: Fucks thrown around as part of valid speech and psychological therapy, that's a rated R movie, mother fucker.
          [–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points  (8 children)
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          You should watch Dutch movies. There's so much sex and full nudity that you forget about the plot.
          [–]DalekKilla 33 points34 points35 points  (1 child)
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          Jack Valenti and his friends
          [–]Sybles 177 points178 points179 points  (33 children)
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          Seriously, a live-action PG movie can have people screaming and writhing while their skin is scorched off their bodies to their skeletons (Indiana Jones) but to show a lovers' embrace is taboo? Even things less graphic than what can be seen in a school trip to an art museum?
          [–]tyler9090 244 points245 points246 points  (26 children)
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          In all fairness... that was rated before PG-13 was a thing
          [–]Magstine 35 points36 points37 points  (5 children)
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          Though the next Indiana Jones is one of the reasons there is a PG-13.
          [–]Sybles 136 points137 points138 points  (18 children)
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          PG-13 isn't much better. You can watch a little girl get impaled through her chest and die, a part of literally a gladiatorial deathmatch of children (Hunger Games), but any vivid depiction of a loving couple is verboten.
          [–][deleted] 104 points105 points106 points  (10 children)
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          Really? The Hunger Games is your example? That's very tame for a PG-13 movie.
          [–]elpasowestside 11 points12 points13 points  (2 children)
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          But you only get 1 (one) F-word
          [–]paxton125 72 points73 points74 points  (0 children)
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          BUT THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN! WE DONT WANT TO CORRUPT THEM WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT HUMANS DO BY THEIR GENETIC PROGRAMMING!
          [–]soygato 21 points22 points23 points  (3 children)
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          I Katherine Heigl is impossible to work with. Therefor almost nobody wants to work with her now.
          [–]lucielollipop 130 points131 points132 points  (24 children)
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          terry richardson
          [–]Colleen-smith 771 points772 points773 points  (90 children)
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          Justin Bieber
          [–]Venusaurite 547 points548 points549 points  (39 children)
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          I actually didn't mind him at first. I don't listen to his music, so he doesn't bother me. But then I heard about him getting a monkey, him spitting on his fans, and doing all of that other douchey crap, and I really dislike him. I still dislike it when people make his music out to be the worst thing in the world, since they don't need to listen to it either, but as a person, he's a celebrity douche.
          [–]WhyDoYouCareAboutNSA 110 points111 points112 points  (19 children)
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          What's wrong with monkeys?
          [–]issem 306 points307 points308 points  (17 children)
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          it's that he got the monkey, had it for a while before realizing that it was a living creature and needed to be cared for and thus was a responsibility, which led to him just abandoning it by leaving it behind on tour somewhere
          [–]laurililly 186 points187 points188 points  (6 children)
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          This was in Germany. He didn't have the papers required to bring a monkey with him. So the monkey was put in "foster care" and Bieber was given a deadline. If he would have provided the papers and proof of being able to take care of a wild animal, he would have gotten him back.
          But no, he really didn't care at all. He brought a poor monkey along and just left it, never showed up again. The monkey is better off, imo. He is now in a german zoo, living with other monkeys of his kind. And they kept his 'identity' anonymous for fear of crazy fans.
          [–]The_name_game 240 points241 points242 points  (3 children)
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          In my head its a monkey witness protection.
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          That monkey's probably set for life
          [–]somewhereithidesawel 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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          For me, the annoying thing is the waste of talent. I think his music is bad, but he has an incredible voice. He could be making amazing music with talent like that but instead he makes shit. Also, he seems annoying...
          [–]x777x777x 76 points77 points78 points  (0 children)
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          Completely indifferent to his music (its just like all the other mass produced pop out there), but the way he acts and all the bad publicity around him is so ridiculous that some of it has to be true. Seems to personally be a complete dick
          [–]screenwriterjohn 46 points47 points48 points  (7 children)
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          Technically Bieber's entourage is worse--like Lil Twist or whatever the fuck his name is.
          [–]Noggin-a-Floggin 68 points69 points70 points  (2 children)
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          Shit tends to cling around the asshole, the saying goes.
          [–]menwithrobots 291 points292 points293 points  (76 children)
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          Sean Penn
          [–]RinTron 40 points41 points42 points  (5 children)
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          my high school statistics teacher grew up with him and was held down and beaten by Sean Penn and his brother when they were all swimming in his pool.
          [–]judochop1 100 points101 points102 points  (36 children)
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          I only know him as a douche for claiming the Falklands belong to Argentina.
          He's no longer welcome round for tea.
          [–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points  (2 children)
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          I'd let him round for tea but if he started talking about the Falklands I'd be forced to change the subject rather abruptly.
          [–]Captain_Frylock 33 points34 points35 points  (8 children)
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          Surprised this one isn't higher.
          [–]xHUGHJASSESx 204 points205 points206 points  (13 children)
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          John Edwards, the biggest douche in the Universe.
          [–]TerranceArchibald 90 points91 points92 points  (3 children)
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          Tom Hanks.
          He deliberately tries to make everyone else seem bad by being an excellent person.
          [–]Bacon_Fury 509 points510 points511 points  (102 children)
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          Shia LaBoeuf. No contest.
          [–]eatgeeksleeprepeat 149 points150 points151 points  (28 children)
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          Oh you mean you shouldn't plagiarize your apology for plagiarism?
          [–]GustavVA 98 points99 points100 points  (26 children)
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          Oh you mean you shouldn't refuse to shower on set for four weeks or pull out your own teeth?
          [–]BUBAA55 116 points117 points118 points  (10 children)
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          Logan Lerman is a friend of a friend and he told him all about the set. Shia is crazy and tries to start fights with the likes of everyone because he's in this weird method acting mode. He literally choked Logan to toughen him up during their beginning sessions and he had to be thrown off. Then he laughs it off. Fucking nuts this guy.
          [–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 69 points70 points71 points  (2 children)
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          The dude playing a dude, playing another dude... which is crazy.
          [–]fosterwallacejr 63 points64 points65 points  (12 children)
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          I'm generally not a fan of extreme method acting which for some people extends to blasphemy when I say that Daniel Day Lewis, while one of the finest actors, is probably a huge chore to work with. I've directed movies. I love movies. And unfortunately a lot of productions work by getting a name connected to them, and I can say that I would be in hell if I got one of these method acting chumps to be the engine for my funding. I don't want to call you Lincoln during lunch. If Shia was less of a psycho about it had more cache to his name then this would probably be the coolest thing going in Hollywood right now, and it may even be "totally amazing and awesome and so cool" if his on screen performance ends up blowing people away BUT trust me, method acting seems especially retarded when a good actor criticizes it, which they often do
          [–]GustavVA 54 points55 points56 points  (7 children)
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          Reminds me of that quote by Oliver to Dustin Hoffman. Apparently, Hoffman (who was heavily into method in those days) was doing something crazy. Oliver supposedly quipped, "Why don't you just try acting, dear boy."
          That said, I think the brilliance of the performance tends to justify some of the aggravation. And, from what I read, Daniel Day Lewis acted like a modern Abraham Lincoln. He wasn't, like, perplexed by cell-phones, he just adopted that personality, attitude and behavioral idiosyncrasies.
          All that said, one of my friends worked on Broadway (small part) with Al Pacino. One night one of Pacino's people stopped my friend and said, "Can you come over hear for second. Al wants to touch you." He did, and Al touched his arm and walked away. These people are probably half-nuts to being with...
          [–]ManfredH 29 points30 points31 points  (1 child)
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          Pretty sure Pacino stole his soul...
          [–]BackflipJohnson 49 points50 points51 points  (6 children)
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          Shia the frickin' beef!
          [–]primetimedice 11 points12 points13 points  (3 children)
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          A quadruple threat, motherfucker! Film star, movie star, TV star, and guess what? He's got an Instagraaam!
          [–]OffRhodes123 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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          ..YEAH. He's a pimp and absoLUTELY a cool.
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            [–]Skeeders 75 points76 points77 points  (12 children)
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            I call him Shia LeDouche
            [–]BobbyDuwitz 131 points132 points133 points  (7 children)
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            [–]n0remack 61 points62 points63 points  (6 children)
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            You can watch every episode on YouTube apparently!
            and dont tell me wipeout is just as good, you godless sodomites
            [–]Spartacus891 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
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            Right you are, Ken.
            Hulu too.
            [–]imalarsonist 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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            Let'sssss GET IT ON!
            [–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points  (6 children)
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            Why can't we just have Louis Stevens back :(
            [–]Miko93 71 points72 points73 points  (4 children)
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            actual cannibal
            [–]shinnhikari 46 points47 points48 points  (12 children)
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            He's actually a cannibal, you know.
            [–]GreenGemsOmally 35 points36 points37 points  (8 children)
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            Huh?
            [–]EverydayCynic 24 points25 points26 points  (4 children)
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            An actual cannibal.
            [–]BUBAA55 355 points356 points357 points  (67 children)
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            ALEC BALDWIN.
            There's backstory to this. First off he's been constantly catagorized as a douche by the likes of Seth MacFarlane and other big names, but I really found out about his ultimate douche-osity by my teacher.
            He was a performing arts coordinator at NYU years back and Alec Baldwin is a big contributer to the school. So he came in to visit one day and watch the new actors perform and he walked out through the middle. Supposedly he advised my teacher and his coordinator after to say that they were all "too fucking ugly" to be successful actors and they should throw them out and get new people. Sad part is, NYU acting board was actually considering it because of how much money he gives them.
            [–]galileosmiddlefinger 314 points315 points316 points  (8 children)
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            Alec Baldwin shoulder-checked me when he passed me on a sidewalk in Manhattan a few years ago. He didn't apologize. That's not really a big deal, but since he's the only person named so far who has personally offended me, he gets my douche vote.
            [–]fer_d 244 points245 points246 points  (4 children)
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            Stop the presses. Guy gets shoulder-checked in Manhattan.
            [–]Ars_Y 87 points88 points89 points  (1 child)
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            Wat...
            [food falls out of my hanging mouth]
            [–]GetThoseNailBreakers 55 points56 points57 points  (4 children)
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            I met him a few times when I worked in retail. He was always nice to me.
            [–]stinkywizzle 64 points65 points66 points  (3 children)
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            Are you pretty?
            [–]LiamIsMailBackwards 119 points120 points121 points  (36 children)
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            1. He actually has a point. Think of the most successful actors in Hollywood and then think of the most gorgeous actors in Hollywood.
            2. Seth MacFarlane is one of the biggest douches in Hollywood himself, so I guess you're going for the "Takes one to know one" idea.
            [–]firesafetyblanket 68 points69 points70 points  (19 children)
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            Care to elaborate on why Seth McFarlen is a douche?
            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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            He is know to be a huge narcissist and he still makes fun of literally everyone.
            [–]LiamIsMailBackwards 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
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            You can't make a show like Family Guy without being a douche. Yes, it's funny. Yes, it's a satire. No, that does not mean that he isn't a douche. Being funny does not give you a free pass from being a douche. I'm not Saying MacFarlane isn't funny, he is very funny. I'm saying he is funny because he is a douche. /u/PartyPoison98 mentioned that people still love Ricky Gervais. They love him for the same reason that people love MacFarlane. These two say the things that everyone thinks but can't say without being ridiculed. I am a huge Gervais fan BECAUSE he is a douche.
            [–]PartyPoison98 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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            Seth is more of an exaggerated douche like Ricky Gervais, it's an act
            [–]pushisti 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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            Alec Baldwin is pretty ugly himself though.
            [–]cozmonaut22 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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            Kid at my school got an internship for the movie Ted by giving a 30 sec elevator pitch, literally on an elevator, to Seth, so I say not a douche.
            [–]D888D 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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            How do you figure Seth is a douche?
            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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            The reason they look so attractive is because they're famous. They have entire teams of people buying them the perfect clothes, do their makeup and hair (even the men) keeping them in shape etc. If Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Portman, or Scarlet Johansson were just regular chicks walking down the street they might be pretty, but not drop dead gorgeous.
            [–]capsulet 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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            This is very true. A lot of actresses without makeup are quite homely.
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            As a big fat slob, Alec Baldwin should understand that all kinds of roles need to be filled.
            If you contrived this, I take that back.....
            [–]stiick 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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            Ahrick Bahrin
            FTFY
            [–]Ast_risk 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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            I got caught with 30 rocks once. The cop looked like Alec Baldwin.
            [–]kabukistar 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            First off he's been constantly catagorized as a douche by the likes of Seth MacFarlane and other big names, but I really found out about his ultimate douche-osity by my teacher.
            To be fair, Seth McFarlane is a total douche as well.
            [–]wild_roses 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            I currently go to NYU and when Sandy hit last year, almost all of the dorms got evacuated and they turned one of the main buildings into what basically became a refugee center and moved all these displaced students in there and had them sleeping on cots. People were not happy. There were talks of rebellion. So the president of the school (who is huge douche in his own right) called Alec Baldwin who came by to quell the masses and hung out with everyone for a bit. Not a douche in my experience, but I could see how he could be.
            [–]speedylady 31 points32 points33 points  (7 children)
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            My uncle knows Andy Dick. I almost met him.
            My uncle confirmed that he was a raging alcoholic and expected someone to pay for his expensive dinner and all the drinks he had ordered when dinner ended. Someone at the table did pick up the check for him and he didn't even say thank you.
            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (5 children)
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            Didn't he get Phil Hartman back into drugs too?
            [–]thefattestman 16 points17 points18 points  (3 children)
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            No, Andy Dick got Phil's wife back into drugs. Then she killed Phil and herself in a murder-suicide.
            Years later, Andy Dick was making jokes about "putting the Hartman curse" on someone, and then none other than Jon Lovitz punched him in the fucking face. One of the few times where I'm glad that somebody got decked.
            [–]Heroshade 12 points13 points14 points  (2 children)
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            And by Jon Lovitz. I don't know much about the guy, but it seems like you'd have to go pretty fucking far to get him to punch you in the face.
            [–]chlomyster 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
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            Lovitz openly admits that Phil Hartmans death tore him up for years and that he still hasnt recovered from it. He was his best friend in the world so Id be surprised if he was ever willing to be in a room with Andy Dick and not punch him.
            [–]DKoala 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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            The Nerdist podcast did an interview with him over the Christmas period. He goes into depth with his relationship with Phil over the decades.
            Until then I thought the punching story was just justice for Andy living up to his namesake, but knowing how much Jon cared and admired Phil for almost his entire career really drove home the significance of the exchange. I highly recommend a listen.
            [–]dontbthatguy 106 points107 points108 points  (17 children)
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            I remember back in high school reading an article about The OC's Mishca Barton. She sounded so conceited in it I was totally put off by her.
            I remember her saying that she felt beautiful people had it harder than average people and also that acting was a very hard profession because it involved getting up very early and memorizing lines.
            The whole article made me realize how far from reality some stars can be.
            [–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points  (2 children)
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            My sister in law used to work at T-Mobile and she came in her store once. She asked for her ID (per policy), and Mischa freaked out and said, "Don't you know who I am?!". Oh my sister in law did, she just apologized and told her that's how T-Mobile protects customers.
            [–]YouKakaFace 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
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            I like that she has TMobile. Bitch couldn't afford Verizon (Note: neither can I).
            [–]kneel_b4_zod 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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            I'm not someone who follows celebrities. If I don't happen to watch your show/movies I don't know who you are or what you look like. I always thought it'd be hilarious to meet a douchey celebrity I don't know and watch them freak out when I legitimately have no clue who the fuck they are.
            [–]jxk 52 points53 points54 points  (8 children)
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            *conceited. To concede means to admit or grant something.
            [–]dontbthatguy 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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            Thanks I'm not a smart man.
            [–]thepukingdwarf 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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            Yes. And "conceit" means "to show pride in oneself"
            [–]jxk -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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            Yes. And "pride" means "a becoming or dignified sense of what is due to oneself or one's position or character; self-respect; self-esteem."
            I like this game.
            [–]yogi_yoga -5 points-4 points-3 points  (3 children)
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            You're an idiot. Do you have nothing better to do with your time then to correct someone who's probably getting autocorrected on a smart phone and doesn't "proof read" his comment, then look up in a dictionary the definition of the misspelled word.
            [–]h-ugo 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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            *than
            [–]Cingetorix 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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            Getting people to learn new things is a noble undertaking, my friend. Especially since the guy was grateful that he was corrected.
            [–]jxk 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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            I didn't look it up in the dictionary. I know the meaning of the word. I was being helpful, OP actually thanked me and corrected himself. I am a lover of words and am interested in their meanings and misuses. Sorry if that offends you.
            [–]Fistypoos -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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            Conceited: adjective 1. having an excessively favorable opinion of one's abilities, appearance, etc.
            [–]wiley_one 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            I had a friend who met her on a trip to LA in high school. She said Mischa Barton was a total bitch. Apparently she was rude to the workers at Starbucks and when my friend asked for a picture with her, Mischa told her to "fuck off." (She was telling me this as she was showing me a picture of her with Mischa Barton, so... I guess she got it after all.)
            [–]artskoo 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            Can't find a clip, but she was profiled on a UK show where she was portrayed as an asshole by the presenter Fearne Cotton. She also has a weird English accent now. And a handbag line. She's a douche.
            [–]milesawayfromthesun 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            She came into my old work at a bar in Melbourne once, I spoke to her for a good half an hour pretending to not know her. Super nice but had shit for brains.
            [–]masakibone 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            well if it makes you feel better she is one of the worst fucking actresses ever and everyone knows it
            [–]SymmetricalFeet 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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            I believe you mean "conceited" (vain); "conceded" is the past of "concede" (to yield). Unless she did yield a position. Dumb English, with its similar-sounding words :)
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              [–]voidsoul22 437 points438 points439 points  (26 children)
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              Jenny MFing McCarthy (edit for epic fail misspelling).
              "Oh HAI guys! I just wanted to say that autism is like totes THE WORST THING EVAR, and you get it from those icky vaccines, so don't get any kay? Oh but my kid is FINE, so I didn't really look too hard at the science (cuz it's super confusing and all), but OMG wouldn't it be AWFUL if vaccines really did it and I said NOTHING because I was too busy being naked?? I'm, like, SO upset just THINKING about it!"
              [–]Waronmymind 63 points64 points65 points  (4 children)
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              I don't know who is stupider, her for spouting all that bullshit or the general public for believing a former playboy playmate over learned doctors!
              [–]SuperKamiGuru34 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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              Why not both?
              [–]Killzark 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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              THIS IS A HOUSE OF LEARNED DOCTORS!
              [–]Waronmymind 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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              I'm glad someone saw where I was going with that.
              [–]Zehqing 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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              I prefer option two to be honest.
              [–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points  (0 children)
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              Jenny McCarthy is the worst out of everyone here. She actually killed people by spreading her ignorance.
              [–]Roger_Roger 20 points21 points22 points  (1 child)
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              Turns out her kid was supposedly misdiagnosed and doesn't have autism.
              But the damage she did will be felt for many years.
              [–]dinglet 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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              She released a statement about how he does in fact have autism. I guess the rumor that he doesn't came from some out-of-context statements in an article from 2010. (Not defending her douchey-ness, just pointing out that this was just a rumor.)
              [–]mlw72z 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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              McCartney
              *McCarthy
              [–]phonetoilet 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
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              Jim Carey too.
              [–]voidsoul22 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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              Yeah, I was disappointed when I first read about that a few weeks ago myself =(
              [–]Benislav 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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              I can't stand her. She started something that put tons of kids in danger and then when she was proven wrong, did she apologize? Acknowledge it? Nope. Still selling her book about it, too.
              [–]Rasengan2000 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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              Have my upvote. Not many people in the public eye have seriously annoyed me as much as her.
              [–]whiskeycrotch 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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              I was just yelling about this to my BF. Few things make me more pissed off than this subject.
              [–]caca_verde 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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              As someone with autism, I can't think of another living human I would want to see worse things happen to than her. Just simply seeing/ hearing her name makes me cringe. Such a worthless pile of trash who doesn't know a damn thing about the human brain.
              [–]redheadedfury 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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              Seriously why would anyone take MEDICAL ADVICE from someone who's biggest claim to fame was having "sexy" pictures taken while she was on a toilet?
              Come on, people.
              [–]JeremyIsSpecial 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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              I don't think that counts as being a douch. I think that is more like being a dumb bitch.
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              how is this not the top comment?
              [–]Thisonework -2 points-1 points0 points  (2 children)
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              As an autistic guy, I am unamused by this. But you get the up vote.
              [–]voidsoul22 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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              Hey, I am VERY sorry if I came across as believing that autism is "the worst thing ever". I was paraphrasing what she apparently believes. I think it's truly up to you whether or not you consider it detrimental or not, but I'm stunned we can't all agree it is MUCH better to be autistic than to be riddled with deformity thanks to mumps or rubella...
              Again, very sorry if I was offensive.
              [–]Thisonework -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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              Oh YOU didn't do a thing except make fun of the person who did offend me. That's why you got the upvote from me
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                [–][deleted] -10 points-9 points-8 points  (1 child)
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                tits or gtfo
                [–]longdatou29 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                Lol, priorities.
                [–]candidly1 12 points13 points14 points  (2 children)
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                I hear Katherine Heigl is a real pain in the ass...
                [–]SMaddox50 -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
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                Hey I love Katherine Heigl
                [–]candidly1 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                Then perhaps you'd like to be a pain in HER ass...
                Seriously, I have a friend or two in the SAG, and the rumour is that she is quite the diva. Drop-dead gorgeous, though. No argument.
                [–]Rmanager 221 points222 points223 points  (34 children)
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                Jennifer Lopez.
                • I don't care how it started. I despise the nickname "J-Lo" so much I almost instantly hate anyone that refers to themselves like that
                • Bennifer.
                • "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..."
                • Some are worse. Demanding this shit is rage inducing.
                  Although I can go on, she hit "fuck you" status when I saw some kind of making of short for a movie she was in. The director had called her to the set and she was outraged he wasn't instantly ready to go. She looked in the camera and said something to the effect of "how dare he make me stand here."
                [–]Writer_Reader15 66 points67 points68 points  (5 children)
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                My grandmother worked at Mohegan Sun Casino and she told me that on the night Jennifer Lopez was performing she was a huge bitch and tried to get an employee fired for making eye contact with her. She also had crazy demands about the temperature of her dressing room and shit.
                [–]Wiki_pedo 23 points24 points25 points  (3 children)
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                My favourite is that she allegedly demanded her coffee was stirred clockwise (or was it anti-clockwise?). I doubt it's true (and hope it isn't).
                [–]VolcanicUnicorn 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
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                You mean counter clockwise.
                [–]Suko88 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                Wot mate?
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                I heard something similar in Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Not sure if JLo or someone else.
                [–]CuteCat2085 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                Can confirm: my best friend's mother works at the "W" hotel in San Fransisco, and when Ms. Lopez stayed there she made the workers sign an agreement (through her assistant, of course) which stated that they weren't even allowed to look at her.
                [–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 31 points32 points33 points  (1 child)
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                She asks for a VCR? Having to steal your grandma's only source of fun for 6 hours, while she dances and playbacks is just brutal. She could ask for at least, a DVD.
                [–]IHopeIGetThisName 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                The rider was given in 2001, DVD (movies) had only been around for like a year. The trailers were probably still using VCR.
                [–]echorocket1 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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                Don't think that just because I have a lot of money I'd give you taco flavored kisses honey. Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses.
                [–]aurafield 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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                I hate this bitch with the fiery passion of a million suns. Her clothing line uses real fur, which video evidence has proven to include domestic pets and wildlife in China and then mislabled. When animal protection groups asked her to stop and use synthetic materials instead, she said something along the lines of "faux is for poor people." She sat there and watched a video of a dog with a collar get skinned alive for her clothes, and she told them to fuck off.
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                She worked for her fame. I can't speak for you guys but I certainly can't suck my way to the top like she did.
                Zero talent.
                [–]soop_nazi 6 points7 points8 points  (7 children)
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                you'd be surprised....almost all celebrity riders (except the few who make them into the joke that they are, i.e. Foo Fighters) make the person look like an asshole.
                Lady Gaga - mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair
                Madonna - pink & white lilies with stems cut at exactly 6"
                Mariah Carey - 20 kittens AND 100 white doves
                Katy Perry - fridge must come with glass door
                MIA - pair of dancers dressed in burkas
                Kanye West - chauffeurs must wear 100% cotton clothes
                Miley Cyrus - tiaras for all her dogs
                Mary J. Blige - 26 exclamation points on her DO NOT DISTURB sign
                ....and the list of douches goes on
                [–]Rmanager 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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                Mariah Carey
                I've read some of them. My understanding is that Carey tops the rider crazy list.
                My confirmation bias is so strong on Lopez, she could give my daughter a kidney and I'd still hate her.
                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points  (3 children)
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                What the hell is wrong with these people? Get me some misc snacks and a moderate size trailer and I'd be set.
                I actually laughed out loud at Miley Cyrus's request for tiaras.
                [–]milk72[🍰] 13 points14 points15 points  (2 children)
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                I read in a piece about van halen (who famously asked for no brown M&Ms) that the crazy demands are made simply to make sure that the promoters are reading the fine print. If they fucked up something as silly as m&m's then there is probably something fucked up in the actual equipment used for the show
                [–]Piemonkey 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
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                I'm fairly sure there's a differece between a tiny but totally feasible, if tedious, request and "tiaras for all my dogs".
                [–]soop_nazi 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                THIS. sure someone can write on a bunch of !!!! pretty easily, showing that they read the rider, but is it really necessary to make people go out and spend money on something that is just for extravagance, let alone only used one time?! seems wasteful and like an abuse of power to me. food? sure. shit for your dogs or to just look at? fuck off
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                All of that shit is there to catch people out. If you don't see that crazy shit you demanded for you know that person never read your rider. That means they are not organized and/or do not care about you.
                [–]ocd_girl 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                don't the doves get messy??
                [–]trytryagainn 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
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                That rider doesn't sound that bad. However, I wonder how many people in the world are employed just to paint the dressing rooms a different color each night for visiting celebrities.
                [–]xhosSTylex 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                The first thing I noticed on that document was: "Page-1".
                [–]dannysays 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                I'm a concert promoter, and I've seen a decent amount of hospitality riders. This thing is very tame.
                [–]KnightoftheLolTree 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                Rider requests from celebrities are always crazy though, it's not just Jenny-from-the-block.
                [–]JulepMint 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                I agree with you 100%. can't stand her voice, her gestures, her so called music, her movie career. If I see her on TV, I immediately change it. i will never watch a movie of her, with her in it....I was an American Idol watcher, and stopped when she came on. She will not make this show work. She is a loser!
                [–]staebdnasraeb 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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                Ugh, room temperature water?
                [–]CelticMara 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                When I'm about to act or sing, a cold beverage will mess up my voice. Cold water tastes better (and helps burn more calories), but room temp works better in that situation.
                [–]iH8trollers 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                I remember when she was just hey hoe
                [–]ladyrainicorns 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                And then I see Beck's rider and love him that much more.
                [–]ewwwwww987 120 points121 points122 points  (11 children)
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                Gwyneth Paltrow. How has Gwyneth Paltrow not been mentioned.
                [–]PoisonIvvy 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
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                She's like that hilariously out of touch rich white aunt who has no understanding of anything outside of upper class life.
                I can't even hate on her. All of the ridiculous stuff she says is so god damn funny.
                [–]NSA_LoyalAdmin 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
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                Why? Sneaky Face
                [–]mr_popcorn 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
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                [–]artskoo 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                [–]thefattestman 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
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                Enh, I dunno. Gwyneth Paltrow seems like how most white middle-class people appear to everybody else.
                [–]gerald_hazlitt 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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                Ha - not far off the mark.
                [–]ellowerld 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
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                Explain?
                [–]barassmonkey17 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                Shes apparently very rude and hard to work with, what I've heard, at least
                [–]atoms12123 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                The Iron Man Cinema Sins cake episode was amazing.
                "Add Pepper. Too much pepper. Seriously, add more pepper"
                Really she is the main flaw in Iron Man. I actively rooted for her character to be killed off.
                [–]sonofaresiii -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
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                I dunno, does anyone actually have evidence of her being a giant douche or do you just not like her characters/acting?
                [–]aelmas 98 points99 points100 points  (13 children)
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                Robin Thicke! I went to an interview where he spent the entire time on air gushing about how much sex he had with his wife, how he writes her love songs all the time and how his family means the world to him. Whenever the cameras were off air he spent his time flirting with the hostess. Im not kiding. At one poiny when the cameras turned back on he had the nerve to tell the audience we "inturrupted" his conversation. A couple nights later he grinds his junk all over mileys ass on national television. This guy was a total douche bag.
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                  [–]Cingetorix 15 points16 points17 points  (4 children)
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                  You'll love various British personalities' opinion of him on the annual Big Fat Quiz of the Year show.
                  [–]Rogerwilco1974 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
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                  The whole thing?!
                  OK, clearly I've not got 100 minutes to watch this. Can you point me at a section of the show where that happens? Or is it throughout?
                  [–]wowbrow 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  its deeplinked
                  [–]Cingetorix 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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                  Ah, I thought I linked the proper section of the video. It happens between 36:21 and 38:20.
                  [–]Rogerwilco1974 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  So you did! My browser decided to ignore the time part of the url.
                  [–]mr_popcorn 26 points27 points28 points  (1 child)
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                  Had a gut feeling the dude who sang Blurred Lines would turn out to be an epic douche canoe. Just a gut feeling.
                  [–]ruinersclub 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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                  Gawd his wife is a gift to humankind.
                  [–]Ask_A_Sadist 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
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                  To be fair, performing a sexy dance, as a musical performer, is not exactly grounds for divorce.
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                  I'd brag too if I had his wife.
                  [–]salmonngarflukel 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
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                  Shia LaDouche
                  [–]therealkittenparade 68 points69 points70 points  (12 children)
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                  Not sure if this counts, but Gene Simmons. No question. http://youtu.be/xXMpo6rrUcI
                  [–]Pete_Worst 15 points16 points17 points  (1 child)
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                  Gene's a money-grubbing whore, but I think he's genuinely a good dude. After probably tens of thousands of interviews, he's probably just tired of the same old BS and tries to have fun with the interviewer
                  [–]Suddenly_Dragon 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  Yeah, Gene's a whore. The real douche bag is Paul Stanley and I think a good bit of him rubbed off on Gene in the years they've worked together. IIRC every time someone has left KISS it was usually because of Paul and Gene, but mainly Paul.
                  [–]mbdjd 16 points17 points18 points  (2 children)
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                  He did a tv show at my school and was around quite regularly for a few weeks. Honestly, he seemed like a pretty nice guy. He would eat in the dining hall quite often without any cameras there and I sat at the same table as him a few times, he was friendly and happy to just chat with us.
                  [–]therealkittenparade 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
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                  Well, I guess that's further proof that people are dynamic. He just seems like such an arrogant pompous jerk when he is interviewed. But then again, I can be a jerk at work sometimes.
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                  He did a tv show at my school and was around quite regularly for a few weeks. Honestly, he seemed like a pretty nice guy. He would eat in the dining hall quite often without any cameras there and I sat at the same table as him a few times, he was friendly and happy to just chat with us.
                  When I went to film school some of the students there met him. He's a nice person. He took pictures with everyone.
                  [–]UnknownQTY 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                  My wife has met him, and said he was super nice. He didn't even try and fuck her.
                  [–]NippleFreckle 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  I just spent a day driving this dude around. Seemed like a super nice guy. Talkative, friendly and pretty funny.
                  [–]elevenlions 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  God that was painful to watch.
                  [–]Rhinoceros_Party 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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                  But he was so great on that episode of Whose Line. :(
                  [–]Gigablah 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                  That's Richard Simmons, not Gene Simmons.
                  [–]dadeho618 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  I felt that way too. Then a few years ago while watching him being Roasted on A & E, he wrapped it up like this...Take a few mins
                  [–]ceral_killer 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  Yup. Douche. Going to find the full interview. Thank you.
                  [–]peruviandelight 176 points177 points178 points  (30 children)
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                  michael cera, he is lost with cocaine
                  [–]iamtheowlman 24 points25 points26 points  (13 children)
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                  Wait, he does cocaine? Why have I not heard of this?
                  [–]SocoCav 49 points50 points51 points  (0 children)
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                  This is the end
                  [–][deleted] 116 points117 points118 points  (7 children)
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                  In the movie This Is The End, he is a totally coked-out poon hound (to hilarious effect). It's actually a really clever reverse characterization. I, for one, will never be able to see him the same again.
                  [–]lordatomosk 23 points24 points25 points  (3 children)
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                  And his butt was cute and baby smooth
                  [–]AndyDwyer 18 points19 points20 points  (2 children)
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                  Like a little pink doughnut with sprinkles on it.
                  [–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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                  Oh that fucking killed me! Upvote!
                  [–]ARRO-gant -6 points-5 points-4 points  (0 children)
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                  (in creepy voice)
                  just how I like em
                  [–]austinhxc 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
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                  That's funny, I looked at Channing Tatum's role and thought I would never be able to see him the same again. I never took him that seriously in the first place so that wouldn't help. He's got comedy chops though.
                  [–]swimmer01 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  Escpecially after he was getting that rusty trombone in the bathroom by those two chicks.
                  [–]inward_privilege 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  Unless I'm missing something, I think this is a reference to his role in This is the End
                  [–]Philias 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  I think it's a "This Is The End" reference.
                  [–]4chanSentMe_ -7 points-6 points-5 points  (1 child)
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                  Your retarded
                  [–]bawng 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                  His retarded what?
                  [–]JaronK 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                  I met that guy when he was performing in some band or other (I used to be a stagehand). He seemed sweet but confused... I'm not sure his role in Arrested Development was acting. That's kinda how he seemed to be.
                  [–]mr_popcorn 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  Rest in peace michael cera
                  [–]P3RR01 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                  George Michael doesn't do drugs. I don't believe you Gob.
                  [–]krackbaby 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  From This is the End?
                  He can't really be like that?
                  [–]thebabewiththepower 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  I just watched a movie he's in called Crystal Fairy. I couldn't help but think he was just being himself, like, this is how he is in real life.... Just a neurotic, asshole, party boy.
                  [–]bitchkillah420 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  What? I've missed this completely, he does coke?
                  [–]baronsameday 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  For real?
                  [–]MyUshanka 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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                  I hope this is a reference to something. I'd like to maintain my idea that Michael Cera will forever be an awkward teenager.
                  [–]peruviandelight -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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                  who do hard drugs
                  [–]SoapOnARope12 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  WHO TOOK MY FUCKING CELL PHONE MAN?!
                  [–]benzooo 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  Dat username
                  [–]johnturkey 24 points25 points26 points  (1 child)
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                  MPAA
                  [–]SuperKamiGuru34 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  You mean the self appointed guardians of morality.
                  [–]SlightlyStable 562 points563 points564 points  (239 children)
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                  Is this a test? Tom Cruise.
                  [–][deleted] 364 points365 points366 points  (43 children)
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                  According to many people, Tom Cruise is a super nice guy that's a consummate professional and very easy to work with. He's intense, but also very personable and gracious. So I hear.
                  [–]Adddicus 231 points232 points233 points  (18 children)
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                  I once worked security at a party he attended. Although I did not interact directly with him, I did see him interact with most of the people working the party (servers, valets etc), and he was very pleasant and gracious with everyone.
                  He's also short.
                  Very short.
                  [–]Brandilio 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
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                  As someone who is also 5"7, it's average buddy.
                  It's just the shortest of average...
                  [–]Adddicus 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
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                  I guess its a matter of perspective. From where I stand, Tom Cruise is short. But if it makes you feel any better I've tagged you as the World's Shortest Tall Guy.
                  [–]foxh8er 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
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                  5-7 is still taller than me :(
                  [–]Adddicus 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
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                  He might be 5'7".
                  With his elevator shoes on.
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                  I wish I was 5'7".
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                  Doesn't he have a tooth that's dead center in his mouth?
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                  Have you tagged as Badass Cuthroat Avenger, and now I'm looking for the story that made me tag you as that.
                  Edit: Found it, and I saw the scar which makes me reminiscent of the Quaker from 7 Pyschopaths, badass cuthroat avenger indeed.
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                  One reason people hated him in Jack Reacher.
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                  Isn't he like 5'7? 5'7 is the tallest short.
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                  No it's not, it's the shortest tall
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                  The widest thin?!
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                  Without having any way to measure him beyond estimating, I would say 5'7" would be a very generous estimate.
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                  I just googled him, says hes 5'7.
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                  Google says Arnold Schwarzenegger is 6'2" too, but he isn't.
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                  Yeah, but you picked the one celebrity whose height is actually debated. There aren't any arguments that Tom Cruise is 5'7, multiple sources confirm it.
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                  There are hundreds of arguments about Tom Cruise's real height. He is definitely not 5'7". If I had to guess I'd say around the 5'5" mark
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                  I've looked it up, and I can't find anywhere that says he isn't 5'7. Contrarily I've found multiple sources citing him as 5'7. Dude, hes an actor, his height is something that mandatory information for casters, and on his profiles which due to his fame are public. I don't know what you're basing you're estimation on, but if its that you saw him, theres no way anyone would take your word over documentation. There are so many things that could have altered how tall he appeared to you whenever you saw him.
                  [–]ViezeFreddyyyy 99 points100 points101 points  (4 children)
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                  Yeah i dont get it either. Sure, scientology is the biggest BS ever. But if hes a great guy to his colleagues and his fans, why should I care about what he believes in private?
                  [–]flcknzwrg 79 points80 points81 points  (3 children)
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                  "Believes in private"? Tom Cruise is the poster child of that cult, and high up in its hierarchy....
                  [–]ViezeFreddyyyy 13 points14 points15 points  (1 child)
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                  Hes the posterchild because scientology is proud to have him, not because he yells JOIN SCIENTOLOGY at every occasion. Even in interviews he normally doesnt mention it unless someone specifically asks for it.
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                  I've heard about Scientology tents being set up next to the sets of his movies, to get the cast and crew to join.
                  [–]Thisonework 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  But… Tom Cruise
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                  its not that he's a bad person, it's that this is a perfect excuse to bring out the Tom Cruise joke.
                  [–]PM_ME_UR_ANKLES 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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                  He's a strange case. Ive met him three times, and he is usually nothing but pleasent. However, I have seen him snap at people but I could never blame him for it. Imagine being him and going somewhere only to be stopped by literally everyone in your path. He is gracious enough to talk to all of them, and when people start taking out their cell phones to take pictures with him and hug him a little too hard, he can be short. He seems like he is genuinely a nice guy who is just a little tired.
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                  Yeah I can totally understand that. I'd be the same if I was under that kind of scrutiny.
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                  I've seen this a lot on reddit, I want to believe there is a nice guy behind all that douchey persona and all that crazy scientology bullshit.
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                  Considering how famous he is, it's quite striking that I've never heard him say something mean-spirited, in fact, from what I gather, most people in the business like him. For example, Bill Hader has this great story from when they worked together in Tropic Thunder
                  I'm also a moderate fan of his work.
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                  I've heard a lot of these stories from people who have worked with him. They all talk about his enthusiasm and how he's generally just stoked all the time and really cool.
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                  The one I remember reading was that he walked on set and personally thanked every crew member there for the work they were doing. Blew me away.
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                  He once asked me where the bathroom was, when I was working in a hotel in London. Most charismatic bathroom ask ever! Also he came up to my chin, and I'm 5' 10".
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                  He has a house by me, and my friend bought a dirtbike from him
                  [–]The_Max_Power_Way 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                  Yeah, Simon Pegg has said many times that Tom Cruise is a really nice guy and great to work with.
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                  He's also incredibly homophobic.
                  [–]avayalel 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
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                  This interests me, any source?
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                  Actually had no idea, thank you.
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                  Rob Lowe, in his autobiography, said he was in New York when Cruise was filming Risky Business. He went to meet him and hang out. They had been in the film 'The Outsiders' together the year before. Anyway, according to Lowe, Cruise said something to the effect, "I would hang out with you but I don't think Joel (his characters name in Risky Business) would." Cruise doing method acting? Perhaps. Anyway, Rob Lowe left. And who really knows, Lowe wasn't shy about saying in his biography that he himself was a big of a jerk too.
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                  Nice try tom
                  [–]Falcomomo -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
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                  Nice try, Tom
                  [–]kabukistar -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
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                  Nice try, PR guy for Scientology.
                  [–]DrAgOn__HeAt 321 points322 points323 points  (140 children)
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                  Tom Cruise
                  And heeeeeeere we go.
                  [–]castevens 167 points168 points169 points  (124 children)
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                  Tom Cruise
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                  Tom Cruise.
                  [–]bliss_by_sin 154 points155 points156 points  (121 children)
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                  Tom Cruise.
                  [–]RelevantPerson 117 points118 points119 points  (119 children)
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                  Tom cruise
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                  Tom Cruise
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                  Tom Cruise
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                  Tom Cruise
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                  Tom Cruise
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                  Crom Tuise
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                    Tom Cruise
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                    This has became an arrow to knee joke.
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                    MOMS SPAGETTI!!
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                    Fax Cruise
                    [–]AKJ90 -8 points-7 points-6 points  (5 children)
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                    Cruise, Tom
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                    Tom's Crews.
                    [–]SolKool comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (3 children)
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                    Cruise, Fax
                    [–]IbecameanAliquam comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (2 children)
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                    Fax Cruiser.
                    [–]MoreEpicThanYou747 -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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                    Thanks, Obama.
                    [–]homeslice234 41 points42 points43 points  (1 child)
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                    Tom Cruise
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                      i scrolled down this thread just to find this comment
                      [–]jfinneg1 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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                      Its things like this when I realize I'm in to deep. I see this and I'm like oh yeh I remember that first thread. Actually commented in it.
                      [–]DrAgOn__HeAt 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                      And i started the damn Tom Cruise circle jerk last time. Enjoy it.
                      [–]NexusBoy 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                      Rhymes with My Arse!
                      [–]Bk7 98 points99 points100 points  (10 children)
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                      Com Truise
                      [–]Space_Bungalow 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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                      No he actually makes pretty cool music
                      [–]Joescruffle 54 points55 points56 points  (5 children)
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                      Fax Cruise
                      [–]KnockKnockKGB 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                      Tom machine
                      [–]Werveli 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                      Tom Machine.
                      [–]ximan11 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                      Seriously, Cruise machines are such a 90's thing.
                      [–]Unholy_Penguin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                      Cruise machines
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                      Cruise Machine
                      [–]righteous4131 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
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                      If I met Tom cruise, all my dreams would com truise.
                      [–]J_house 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                      Gotta love dat synth.
                      [–]violinsontv 23 points24 points25 points  (1 child)
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                      You're being glib.
                      [–]mrmustard12 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                      maybe but what about tom cruise?
                      [–]Genital_Genocide 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                      In terms of personality... no. His acting career nowadays. Yes
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                      Tom Cruise is hurt : Tom Bruise
                      [–]Africa_Whale 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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                      I feel like he gets too much hate for being a scientologist. I mean, sure most people would agree that it knocks the respect factor down a bit. But he's still a pretty cool person. I remember watching Oblivion with my friend and his girlfriend. And at the end of the movie she says "So this was like a metaphor for Scientology?" Letting one persons beliefs cloud their entire profession like that makes my blood boil.
                      [–]Metta-pod 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                      Inventor of the hover round?
                      [–]krackbaby 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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                      Like, the psychopath Tom Cruise?
                      [–]SlightlyStable 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                      Yes.
                      [–]Maxables 14 points15 points16 points  (7 children)
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                      Tom Cruise?
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                        [–]Colemurdy 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        Tom Cruise!
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                        Tom Cruise
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                        Tom Cruise
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                        Tom cruise
                        [–]Pancakesteak 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        PRAISE XENU
                        [–]Nick0fTime 1153 points1154 points1155 points  (229 children)
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                        Fuckin Kanye West
                        [–]ILOVE_PIZZA 739 points740 points741 points  (23 children)
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                        A single tear falls from Kanye West's cheek as he watches the live news coverage. "Thank God Kanye West is alright," he says to himself.
                        [–]tiberiustheiv 444 points445 points446 points  (14 children)
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                        I read that as "Thank Kanye West Kanye West is alright"
                        [–]turtlesweater 138 points139 points140 points  (10 children)
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                        And Kanye West probably reads it as "Thank Kanye West Kanye West is alright" as well.
                        [–]MagnusTheGreat 121 points122 points123 points  (6 children)
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                        "Thank Kanye West Kanye west is Kanye West."
                        [–]youknowtodo 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
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                        Thank Kanye West he's Aladeen
                        [–]AndyBennett 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        I get it.
                        [–]blaziken311 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        "Thank Kanye West Kanye West is at his Kanye Best."
                        [–]AMohar 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        Kanye West Kanye West Kanye West is Kanye West.
                        [–]Toxocariasis 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        aladeen
                        [–]Mukhers 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        Kanye Blessed.
                        [–]mrarroyo 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
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                        He must be Kanye West
                        [–]woman_dont_poop 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                        More like, "Kanye West"
                        [–]404_Find_Me 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                        To him it's "thank Kanye west god is alright"
                        [–]apompom 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                        Switch the first Kanye West with Yeezus and that is a very true statement.
                        [–]dudemmc 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        Classic Kanye.
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                        Don't you do the same thing when you watch that news? When I see tragedies on the news I thank god that Yesus is alright
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                        The only thing I do when something major happens is frantically find out if Kanye made it out unscathed.
                        [–]Clayboy731 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                        And he texts all of his loved ones: "OMK have you seen the news?"
                        And Kanye replies to himself "Thank Kanye Kanye West wasn't hurt, Kanye."
                        [–]Valderock 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
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                        Thank Kanye West God is alright.
                        [–]sonicthehedgedog 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        Gotta wipe that tear off Kanye Chest
                        [–]MrMaybe -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
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                        I want this tattooed on my body.
                        [–]lochnessa7 129 points130 points131 points  (2 children)
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                        Uh huh honey
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                        Ugh, fuck that stupid voice.
                        [–]Go_Go_Fiasco -10 points-9 points-8 points  (0 children)
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                        God I hate that choppy ass song
                        [–]whitecollarredneck 116 points117 points118 points  (3 children)
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                        When I wrapped Christmas presents this year, I labelled them all "To Kanye West, from Kanye West"
                        [–]Batmans_Nigga 31 points32 points33 points  (0 children)
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                        No you didn't.
                        [–]Cohtoh 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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                        Did you? Did you really?
                        [–]whitecollarredneck 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                        Yep. Even though it was only 4 presents: one for my mom, dad, sister, and girlfriend.
                        [–]Venusaurite 119 points120 points121 points  (72 children)
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                        Certainly one of (if not) the most controversial people in the spotlight at the moment, the music he puts out is really good and critically acclaimed (love it or not, Yeezus topped many Album of the Year 2013 lists), but he's really a douche. He's also married to another controversial celebrity, to top it off.
                        [–]Born2Ball 261 points262 points263 points  (37 children)
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                        Mel Gibson
                        EDIT: Since people are asking why I refuse to watch his movies, I don't support celebrities who are racist, homophobic, anti-semetic, mysoginist, etc.
                        Celebrities are role models to millions. I refuse to support anyone who preaches hate and intolerance, but I especially refuse to support celebrities who have access to millions of fans who might be influenced.
                        [–]viciouschildren 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
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                        Shia LeBouf. Everyone hates him, the rest of the cast of the latest movie he's acting in actually made him stay in another hotel because he's so awful. Also the whole plagiarism thing.
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                          [–]instagrantito 80 points81 points82 points  (20 children)
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                          Mark Wahlberg. He permanently blinded an Asian man in a racially motivated attack, and gave zero fucks. He admits it would be right to go find him and make amends, but he didn't. Because he sucks. Fuck Marky Mark.
                          [–]mar1021 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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                          As a Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch enthusiast, I'm going to pretend I didn't read this.
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                          Yep, it was a Vietnamese man, I believe. Amazing no one has made more of this incident.
                          [–]OffInABlueBox -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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                          How long ago did he do this? I mean he probably went to the guy and asked for forgiveness and did other things and it wasn't reported. That happens all the time. I just want know because reporters can be hold back press.
                          [–]Almathecool 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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                          He said he has no guilt. That's disgusting.
                          [–]Scrotie_ 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
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                          Didn't he also attempt to murder a family member at a young age? Wahlberg apparently had a pretty fucked up life growing up.
                          [–]iLoveSethMacfarlane 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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                          But...but Lone Survivor.
                          [–]rosestoprose 7 points8 points9 points  (4 children)
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                          Don't forget how he would've prevented one of the 9/11 planes from being hijacked had he been a passenger on board. Fuck him.
                          [–]IterationInspiration 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
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                          I think most people have thoight that.
                          If i knew I waa gping to die anyways, a box cutter is not going to worry me.
                          [–]rosestoprose 9 points10 points11 points  (2 children)
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                          Prior to 9/11 hijacked planes were not used as weapons and passengers were generally considered to be bargaining chips, not probable murder victims. People did not have the mindset that they needed to be heroes on the plane in order to save the lives of everyone on board. For anyone to think they could have had some special foreknowledge of what was actually happening that day, and preventing it, is just so fucking ignorant and immature. And so so insulting to the passengers on board and their families, the implication that they weren't brave or strong enough to save themselves.
                          [–]ramblinRed 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                          but didn't A LOT of people call their loved ones from the plains to tell them goodbye because they were pretty sure they were gonna die?
                          Not defending Wahlburg's statement but just thought of that point after reading your statement.
                          [–]IterationInspiration -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
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                          Maybe you should go back and read the quote by Mark. The one you claim to hate him for saying.
                          You seem to be a very hateful person.
                          [–]ximan11 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
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                          But what about his funky bunch?
                          [–]PipboysNhoes 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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                          I fucking love marky mark
                          [–]sPaRrOw172x 6 points7 points8 points  (5 children)
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                          Dude he used to be a fucked up guy but he has changed now
                          [–]BGYeti 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
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                          Ya I sort of already knew this and that doesnt change my opinion on the guy, he had a fucked up childhood and he understands that but he completely turned himself around.
                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
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                          If he turned his life around, what was he doing years ago threatening to break Samberg's nose over a harmless SNL skit? http://gawker.com/5065062/mark-wahlberg-to-crack-andy-sambergs-big-fucking-nose
                          [–]BGYeti -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
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                          Did he break Sambergs nose? Last time I checked he didn't and people are allowed to make a mistake like getting angry over a skit. Look up any personal experiences people have had with Mark Wahlberg and almost everyone will tell you he was a nice guy, shit he doesn't even get pissed when people mistake him for Matt Damon he just rolls with it.
                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
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                          He has not changed. Years ago when Andy Samberg parodied him on SNL, he threatened to "punch him" in his "big nose." Of course, Marky Mark had to throw in the anti-semitic comment in there about Samberg having a "big nose" and rant about punching him; it's who he is.
                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
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                          Downvoting my comment isn't going to magically alter the truth about your hero.
                          [–]manford12 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
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                          Came here for this. His voice is annoying as all hell. He just sounds like he is complaining all the time and a total wannabe
                          [–]iamkuato 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
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                          jenny mccarthy. period. She probably should hold first, second, and third place in honor of all the children who died because of her nonsense.
                          [–]parappa621 149 points150 points151 points  (31 children)
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                          Probably Robin Thicke.
                          [–]staytrill77 259 points260 points261 points  (6 children)
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                          You know you want it
                          [–]sriracha_pickle_stix 49 points50 points51 points  (3 children)
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                          I hate myself for laughing out loud at this
                          [–]staytrill77 39 points40 points41 points  (0 children)
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                          I hated myself for posting it but it had to be done
                          [–]Impractical_Joker 95 points96 points97 points  (1 child)
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                          Can you please repost your response in a bigger font? I have terrible vision and honestly all I can see are blurred lines I'm So Sorry
                          [–]L1ghty 23 points24 points25 points  (7 children)
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                          Can you provide some context? What I know about him know doesn't qualify him as a douche:
                          • got twerked on by Miley Cyrus
                          • been married for a long time successfully
                          • has one song that heavily samples the 5th. Also long hair and hipster clothes on a bike
                          • singer of a very poppy song that has Pharrell Williams in the videoclip (as well as the Esquire woman of the year)
                          • smoked a ton of weed
                          What don't I know that makes him so douchey?
                          [–]Whalers7997 68 points69 points70 points  (43 children)
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                          Michael Bay
                          [–]OMG_TRIGGER_WARNING 12 points13 points14 points  (12 children)
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                          his movies may be cheesy, but is he actually a bad person?
                          [–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points  (22 children)
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                          His movies are entirely written for the average douche: douchey main character, dumb hot useless girlfriend, shiny cars, big explosions, and never scratching the surface of anything remotely profound.
                          [–]sianifay 17 points18 points19 points  (3 children)
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                          Terry Richardson, he's truly a disgusting human being. Claiming that what he does is purely for "art" is completely unethical. Taking inappropriate pictures with not only the female models, and exposing himself to them along with other vulgar acts for the "artistic" side of it. He's a flat out pig, and the simple fact that he is okay participating in such vulgarity makes him even more of a low life scum bag.
                          [–]JulepMint 130 points131 points132 points  (23 children)
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                          Kim Kardashian. Enough said!
                          [–]32Dog 82 points83 points84 points  (7 children)
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                          It's probably because she's a hobbit
                          [–]Mrubuto 6 points7 points8 points  (3 children)
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                          I'd actually love someone to go ahead and explain this. I don't watch reality TV. Why is she a douche?
                          [–]32Dog 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
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                          The most recent South Park episode had Kanye West trying to convince everyone that Kim isn't a hobbit, but can't come up with any real reasons
                          [–]HammerHead86 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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                          Hollywood itself. Such a dick.
                          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
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                          I don't think people in this thread know what defines someone as a douche. A celebrity who has one angry moment caught on tape or something that goes viral is not an asshole. These people are followed around with cameras all the time, if someone did it to you and only showed bits of you getting angry, people would think you were an asshole too.
                          That being said, Kanye West. I don't know what it takes to scream on the radio with complete sincerity that you are the contemporary Shakespeare, but I hope neither I nor anyone I know ever reach that level.
                          [–]Twigmen 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
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                          John Edward
                          [–]greatwhitenorth1 44 points45 points46 points  (5 children)
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                          Anyone on reality TV. Its basically a pre-requisite to be a douch to get on if not famous already from generally other douchy talents.
                          [–]EldradUlthran 74 points75 points76 points  (19 children)
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                          Russell Crowe. Twat seems to randomly punch people.
                          [–]Rattatouille 207 points208 points209 points  (9 children)
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                          Hey now, he's just makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' round the world.
                          [–]18bananas 59 points60 points61 points  (1 child)
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                          We couldn't find cancer, but we found a man with cancer!
                          [–]Rattatouille 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
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                          Take that ya' pussy cancer!
                          [–]skarbowski 91 points92 points93 points  (5 children)
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                          Poor tugger
                          [–]thecosmic0wl 46 points47 points48 points  (3 children)
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                          "Oh my god it's Russell Crowe!"
                          [–]skarbowski 44 points45 points46 points  (2 children)
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                          "Foightin roun the world"
                          [–]steven_mctowlie 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
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                          We are here in Brooklyn New York, there's a whole lot of minorities here and they don't take kindly to whity.
                          [–]digitalse4 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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                          jared leto
                          [–]Seann_D 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
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                          I heard James Franco was a dick from someone who worked on a movie with him. I really hope that's not true. :/
                          [–]nineteenagain 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
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                          ugh, Mariah Carey
                          [–]chipchipO 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
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                          Gwyneth Paltrow, I don't know any other celebrity that is so happily oblivious to the fact that regular people can't afford outdoor pizza ovens
                          [–]the_chandler 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
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                          Biggest douche couple: Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Fucking cringe-inducing levels of douche.
                          [–]Nascentes 30 points31 points32 points  (13 children)
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                          M. Night. Does he count? I don't care. Fuck him.
                          [–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
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                          Not really a douche, just a hack.
                          [–]tomparker 72 points73 points74 points  (31 children)
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                          Chuck Norris
                          [–]Colemurdy 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
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                          R.I.P. Tom Parker
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