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[–]Finlandhuman_bean_ 896ポイント897ポイント  (41子コメント)

I don't see a nutshell. Just some random people at a bus stop. I have to say it's odd how close they are in the middle to one another. Very strange.

[–]SwedenmanInTheWoods 429ポイント430ポイント  (17子コメント)

Yes, the shelter seems crowded.

[–][deleted] 304ポイント305ポイント  (14子コメント)

Must be tourists... No sane North European wouldn't breath into other persons neck...

[–]SwedenmanInTheWoods 183ポイント184ポイント  (12子コメント)

Mmm. Could be drunk also. Friday afternoon?

[–]Finlandhoundi 330ポイント331ポイント  (11子コメント)

Or a tuesday noon. It's hard to tell.

[–]Schnobbevom 25ポイント26ポイント  (4子コメント)

It looks like they're all hoping the bus doors will stop right in front of them. I might be wrong, but I think some of them have passed the bike lane, because the bus is holding for red light. Then obviously they'll spread out because it's always a lottery where the bus doors will stop. Well, that's what I used to think..

I used to ride the bus every day, and every single day this woman would be there at the bus stop, waiting for the same bus as me. Every day. Nothing weird about that, but I can't say the same about her. She was very weird. The bus would come, and it would almost every time hold for red light. While it waited for the green light, the woman and I would cross the bike lane and wait on the other side. I would often be miles away from the bus door, when the bus came and stopped. But not her. Every single day, she would cross the bike lane and stand exactly where the bus doors would land. It was crazy. First I thought it was just pure luck, but then I started to notice she wouldn't be standing at the same place every time, yet the bus doors would come to her as she knew, and I was so confused how she could know, but she did. And I started to stand next to her. It was amazing. I was so impressed about how she knew where the doors would be every time, and I really wanted to ask her, but for some reason I never did. I suppose I was speechless, just witnessing her unnatural superhuman powers in silence. This went on for a year, but one day, the bus came, stopped for a red light, like it usually did. And this day the woman went further down the street before she crossed, than she has ever done. But I followed her anyways, because I trusted her. She's been far down the street before, and she was always right. Then green light. The bus came. But the woman kept walking! I started to worry, but I kept following closely behind her. Then the bus stopped. Fuck, it was nowhere near us, she had failed. Then the most confusing thing ever; she crossed the street. And that was it. I missed the bus, and she was gone. I never saw her again.

[–]Irish in Île-de-FranceDassinJoe 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

She was playing the long con. Lulled you into trusting her bus-whispering instincts over the course of the year, then WHAMMO! She led to a location from which you were sure to miss the bus.

Much respect.

[–]Maverickki 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

It took me way too long to figure out what is funny about this picture...

[–]smells fishygustavjohansen 133ポイント134ポイント  (10子コメント)

See, people tend to think this is about social conventions, when it's really a basic safety issue. When people stand this close together, it takes just a little bit of ice underneath the snow to turn the whole scene into a human domino chain.

And then you have to make apologetic noise as you get up, without making eye contact. Fuck that.

[–]Finlandsissipaska 67ポイント68ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, the bus must be late due to weather. This is what it usually looks like.

[–]The Netherlandsfopmudpd 337ポイント338ポイント  (37子コメント)

Posted this before, but I saw these "benches" in a park in Helsinki last year: http://i.imgur.com/MYA2lHO.jpg?1

[–]Finlandpunaisetpimpulat 177ポイント178ポイント  (29子コメント)

There's a reason for benches/chairs like that and it's not antisocial behaviour. We don't like alcoholics sleeping on every bench. A few years ago we got benches with a metal bar sticking in the middle. Three people can sit on the bench, but sleeping woudln't work. That's the idea with these one man benches.

[–]The Netherlandsfopmudpd 92ポイント93ポイント  (14子コメント)

Makes sense. We have these at most of our train stations.

[–]csababernath 54ポイント55ポイント  (5子コメント)

You could sleep on this..if you're thin enough

[–]NorwayPoIiticallylncorrect 77ポイント78ポイント  (0子コメント)

And you won't roll over in your sleep. Jokes on them!

[–]Finlandkynde 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or drunk enough, which is why you need extra measures in Finland.

[–]SwedenDahliboii 58ポイント59ポイント  (8子コメント)

It's kind of sad in one way that we can't let the people that are worst of even sleep on a bench.

[–]Spainredlightsaber 77ポイント78ポイント  (1子コメント)

In actuality, it's about proper places of sleeping. Nobody in Finland (or Sweden for that matter) who really wants to have a warm bed has to sleep on the street. Pretty much the o ly requirement is to ask to be let into the shelter, follow some basic norms (schedules and such), and like, not kill anyone, generally be violent or obnoxious, or consume drugs or alcohol while inside the shelter.

Considering anyone who has a drug/alcohol withdrawal problem can also simply walk into a hospital to get help (both immediate for the deprivation and an inclusion into an addictions programme), what we're left with are people who simply don't want the help, or are unwilling to pay the small price not to sleep on the streets, who'd sleep in benches.

And from that perspective, expecting these people not to use up useful urban furniture seems far more reasonable.

[–]DenmarkDefenestraight 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wouldn't it also discourage people who would normally find a nice bench to sleep on when they are drunk as hell and it's -20C outside?

[–]Jelni 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the correct word for a bench sitting only one person is a chair.

[–]SwedenGryphonGuitar 689ポイント690ポイント  (183子コメント)

As a Swede, I feel inner peace when I see this. I wouldn't want it any other way.

[–]Scotland - Civic NationalistQyuBurt_ 99ポイント100ポイント  (43子コメント)

Scotsman here, I want to stand there and take part in the majesty.

[–]SwedenmanInTheWoods 67ポイント68ポイント  (34子コメント)

Welcome into Nordic!

[–]FinlandArttuH5N1 73ポイント74ポイント  (30子コメント)

If Scotland gets in, I want Estonia to get in too!

[–]DenmarkSolenstaarop 65ポイント66ポイント  (8子コメント)

I have a good idea. How about we change Sweden for Estonia! Everybody wins.

[–]FinlandAnttiV 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

I wholly support this.

But don't let Sweden go far, what would we do without them. They are OUR enemy after all, perkele! :D

[–]JustAsIgnorantAsYou 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey what you fuckers were on our side :/

Finlands sak är vår! Nej? :(

Okej då :,(

[–]Scotlandpoliticsnotporn 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

Estonia was there first and is a cool wee place, if they're not in, we don't want in (don't want in anyway, just let Estonia in!)

[–]Annex belgium?Usmarine33 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

There is no denying the nordics. If they want you in, you'd better.

surprise Vikingr raid

[–]Skabbkatt 213ポイント214ポイント  (108子コメント)

I agree. If you're not interested in any social interaction at the moment, then why stand closer? If you're interested in listening to breathing noises, detect sneak farts or snooping at phone screens, then by all means stand closer.

[–]Swedencapable_duck 145ポイント146ポイント  (15子コメント)

I got put off snooping at phone screens forever when one time I saw a cute girl next to me on the bus sending a text to someone asking if he had been a bad boy and wanted to be punished. Followed by suggesting that she poops on him once she gets home.

I mean I know people are into that, but as someone that's not, yeah not gonna read any further.

[–]FinlandImZephyr 149ポイント150ポイント  (2子コメント)

You were a bad boy and you should be pooped on.

[–]FinlandJojje22 258ポイント259ポイント  (8子コメント)

"WTF this creep behind me keeps staring at my phone, let's see what he thinks about this..."

[–]Bucharestsloboznia 75ポイント76ポイント  (32子コメント)

I don't think that most people from any given country actually wants strangers to breathe on their necks. It's just that we don't have much of a choice in a crowded metropolis. Take for instance the city I live in, Bucharest. This is how a tram station looks like on a good day. None of those people have a fetish to smell construction workers' armpits after a day of work. But such is life.

[–]LatviaRisiki 18ポイント19ポイント  (15子コメント)

This is how a tram station looks like on a good day.

That makes me anxious just by looking at it. Also reminds me this poorly designed Estonian bus stop... I think I might have PTSD

[–]FinlandImZephyr 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

This. It's just that we Finns have lots of space so we also use lots of it.

[–]Germanyallerhand 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's just nice to see people being mindful of each other's desire for calm.

[–]Jounas 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why whould you clump up with a bunch of starngers if there is no need to? I don't get it either

[–]Orc_ 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

But deep down you don't want it that way, well, maybe you do, but 5 years in Norway taught me norwegians, deep down, hate that shit, they always tell me how much they love their time in [insert friendly country here] because "People treat me like I matter" or "People treat me like family".

There's a reason swedes/norwegians act like that when wasted, that's their true self, that the version of themselves they want to be all the time... Forgive me when I say this, but both countries look like a gigantic clustefuck of anxiety disorders.

[–]SwedenGryphonGuitar 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

Except I really do like this. I really, genuinely do. I hope to God our culture never changes because I don't know what I'd do with myself.

[–]SwedenPlatypuskeeper 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

I recently made a big grin when looking at a Swedish 19th century book of woodworking patterns (back when snickarglädje was all the rage). It suggested the projects in it would be good work for the idle farm workers during the long winter evenings that "might otherwise be used for a lot of unnecessary talk."

Most Nordic thing ever, and I like it. Not that people shouldn't be allowed to be social, but just the set of values that respects doing stuff over idle talk.

[–]50% Sardinia 50% PiedmontElvishCopter 179ポイント180ポイント  (2子コメント)

Finnish people each one in a separate individually wrapped nutshell.

[–]Hellenic RepublicPetros557 297ポイント298ポイント  (46子コメント)

in greece we would be trying all to fit under the porch and we would be talking to each other how the buss can be so fucking late again

[–]Ελλάδα σε λέωmitsigan 101ポイント102ポイント  (5子コメント)

in greece there are no buses coming with that much snow

[–]FinlandArttuH5N1 141ポイント142ポイント  (1子コメント)

That sounds awful. How can you even hear your own gloominess over all that ruckus?

[–]Nationality is an accident of birthsamuel79s 94ポイント95ポイント  (19子コメント)

The same in would happen Spain... including the fckng smokers!!

[–]FREEVODKA 18ポイント19ポイント  (12子コメント)

And Portugal.

[–]munk_e_man[🍰] 15ポイント16ポイント  (11子コメント)

And pretty much all of Europe except for Scandinavia...

[–]FREEVODKA 21ポイント22ポイント  (8子コメント)

I have lived in netherlands and germany, definitely not the case. This mainly happens in southern/mediterranean countries.

[–]munk_e_man[🍰] 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

Well, I've lived in Eastern Europe, Canada, The US and have traveled to central and South America... you guys are the exceptions, not the rule.

[–]_bdsm 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was traveling to Spain from Holland and I had to take a bus filled with Dutch people from the airport parking and not a single person was talking. When we arrived in Barcelona I was in a bus filled with Spanish people to the terminal and everyone was talking. I had to laugh at how different it was.

[–]Job Stealing GuiriLupineChemist 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite is the flights to Madrid from Heathrow. When they first try to call the flight all the Spanish people form an agglomeration that is basically queue of the fittest while the British people just look on aghast.

[–]Greecejohnnytifosi 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Recently, we had a Finnish girl in a Friday night out with 20-25 Greeks. You could see the cultural shock in her eyes with all that chatting, noise and laughter :D She was a nice person though and tried her best to fit in.

[–]FinlandHaayoaie 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be a good thing. I was waiting and waiting for a train and there was only one person in addition to me on that train station, which was also getting closed permanently in March, but we could not talk neither about the train that is late nor the station that will be closed.

[–]Sweden - Norway Union Foreverneutralinostar 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

What happens is that people will eventually start cooperating and talking if something unusual happens. For example, when the bus was very late, about 1 hour into the waiting, people started to talk to each other, like coming together to solve the problem. Not that we could do anything but complain. The bus finally showed up after 2,5 hours.

It was also winter and cold.

[–]DrazV2 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finnish people come together only when the topic is complaining

[–]VälfärdShike01 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love how this is the number one conversiation at every bus stop ever. If the bus is one minute you will have to talk about it to the nearest person.

[–]though I don't like to admit it much.Theon 136ポイント137ポイント  (120子コメント)

Wait, is it normal elsewhere that people talk to strangers at bus stops?

[–]SwedenmanInTheWoods 323ポイント324ポイント  (28子コメント)

I once had a woman talking to me while waiting for the bus, in the middle of Swedish nowhere. First, I thought she was drunk, but turned out she was an American.

[–]DerLoladin 68ポイント69ポイント  (16子コメント)

Typical. In germany the only ones screaming into their phones when on the bus are americans and immigrants

[–]Dinkelbert 71ポイント72ポイント  (7子コメント)

Don't forget about Erasmus students from Southern Europe.

[–]flabberguested 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

The Spaniards make so much fucking noise having normal conversations it's unbelievable. It makes the beautiful Spanish chicks unattractive to me.

[–]doc_frankenfurter 30ポイント31ポイント  (6子コメント)

Heard a German answer a call, apologize that he was on public transport and it wasn't convenient to speak.

[–]DerLoladin 30ポイント31ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yep, that's how it works

[–]doc_frankenfurter 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Except when it is a teenage German girl who can be as annoying as any when using a mobile on public transport.

[–]Czech Republickrhick 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, I don't understand. We stand much closer to each other, but it doesn't mean we have to talk to each other...

[–]United KingdomMartianDreams 62ポイント63ポイント  (11子コメント)

Here lies the key distinction between Southern and Northern Europe

[–]though I don't like to admit it much.Theon 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well it's not like we're particularly north either.

[–]slettebak 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think he means the difference between the south and the rest of Europe.

[–]CatalunyaQvar 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mostly bored 60+ yo ladies, but yeah, it's not strange.

[–]IcelandMrPuffin 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

As someone who has lived in Spain for over 10 years, yes.

Oh God...the horrors I've witnessed...so many strangers talking to each other.

[–]SwitzerlandP1r4nha 17ポイント18ポイント  (5子コメント)

In Switzerland people look at you like you're going to stab them in a second if you start a conversation, in Australia you're going to have the best chat in your life right there at the bus stop.

[–]Irelandbamdastard 25ポイント26ポイント  (28子コメント)

I've never met someone at a bus stop that I haven't regretted talking to within 5 min.

[–]Job Stealing GuiriLupineChemist 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm originally from the US where you can just walk up to complete strangers and talk like complete friends. It's not at that level, but it's a pretty normal thing to talk to stranger on public transport around here.

[–]Croatiaakademski_kloshar 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yes, I also don't get this. No body ever talks on bus/tram stops to strangers, except some old people who don't use smartphones and need some information. Also, the rare crazies.

I wait on several tram stops each day - what should I, small talk with 10 different strangers every day? Is this normal in, for example, America?

[–]Silverburn 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

There is a thread how people handle awkward silence in elevators, and what to talk about without sounding a creep. Sure thing, it was americans wondering this insanity. There is no need to talk in elevators! There is no awkward silence, it's a shared silence, embrace it you silly people.

[–]Francethomanou 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this normal in, for example, America?

Can't talk for the North of the US, but it definitely is in the South.

[–]FinlandAPFSDS-T 172ポイント173ポイント  (8子コメント)

This is not Finland. There are not enough people to create such large crowds especially in weather like this.
This is why terrorists don't strike in Finland. For one suicide bomber you get two civilians killed tops, it's just not worth it.

[–]Saxonyfrittenlord 105ポイント106ポイント  (4子コメント)

If a suicide bomber explodes in finland does he make any sound?

[–]FinlandCAUSE_OF_UPSETS 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

It does if it happens inside Ring III. Otherwise, no.

[–]FinlandX-Ecutioner 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im pretty sure Aarnio would make sure that his hired hooker is the only thing blowing something.

[–]Czech Republickrhick 243ポイント244ポイント  (20子コメント)

[–]Finlandhoundi 34ポイント35ポイント  (6子コメント)

That Italian futebolo bothers me, though.

[–]strawmanmasterrace 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Also, bueno.

[–]Canary IslandsElianozor 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, I have sometimes seen Spainball speaking something that resembles more Italian than Spanish (and the other way around) but never have I seen Italyball use a Portuguese word. That was awkward.

[–]France & RomaniaTangoJager 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, that's what it made me think of.

[–]Earthexceptionalaverage 280ポイント281ポイント  (6子コメント)

The definition of an extroverted Finn is someone who stares at your shoes when he's talking go you, instead of his own shoes.

[–]FinlandArttuH5N1 51ポイント52ポイント  (0子コメント)

I stare at my own shoes but that's still a compliment. It's where my mirror is.

[–]ISourceBondage 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

When is this misconception of what introvert/extrovert means going to end? They do not have anything to do with being socially awkward or shy, they're just about how much social interaction you want/need, like how often you hang out with other people.

[–]United KingdomMrJMaxted0291 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

This picture is a gross misrepresentation of Finnish people.

There isn't a sauna in sight.

[–]FinlandApexHawke 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

There probably is a sauna in one of those houses though. In a block of flats, it's usually in the cellar, so with a bit of x-ray vision there could very well be a sauna in that picture.

[–]Swedenframabe 99ポイント100ポイント  (5子コメント)

Can't have people stealing your body heat, so better keep a distance to other people.

Joking aside, as weird it might seem to be for some people, this picture just shows how you show respect to other people in the north by not intruding to much on their personal space.

[–]gelastes 68ポイント69ポイント  (18子コメント)

As a German visiting South America for the first time, the greeting-kisses are somewhat offsetting.

Last week I was at a party and asked if any of the people had had problems with this kind of greeting when they had been abroad.

A Chilean girl then told about her first trip to Finland.

When she arrived, she started cheek kissing the people waiting for her.

After kissing the third person she recognized some awkwardness and asked: "How often do you kiss for a greeting?"

Then she saw the sheer horror on the faces of the Nordics.

[–]Hungarypepperboon 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Interesting. We Hungarians seem to be a mixture of these. With strangers we are similar to Nordic countries, barely acknowledging the existence of the other, not much smalltalk (except for the elderly), but with non-strangers we kiss on the cheek (2 or 3 times) if one of the people is a girl/woman, and often put hands around shoulders etc with friends. It's like there are two modes of operation.

[–]gelastes 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That seems to be a very reasonable compromise. I applaud you.

[–]Clayman_ 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

As a south american that is going to visit Germanic countries i will do the same to scare some europeans

Ps: why north europeans are so surprized about cheek-kissing? i thought most south europeans countrien do it

[–]gelastes 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

We see it on TV, but when it happens to us, we are like "Shit - they really do that??"

[–]United KingdomCasualview 26ポイント27ポイント  (10子コメント)

How would they react if I walk up and just stood between two of them or in the shelter?

[–]FinlandKippekok 114ポイント115ポイント  (7子コメント)

a wave-like chain reaction as people even out the distances

[–]United States of Americanounhud 59ポイント60ポイント  (2子コメント)

Unleash a single Italian in a crowd of Finns with a drone above to record the fascinating patterns.

[–]Job Stealing GuiriLupineChemist 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

An Italian and a Spaniard together. It's great because talking louder and slower (and generally more obnoxiously) actually works to make us understand each other.

[–]Profanex 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's almost hypnotic how everyone understands that there is a disturbance in the personal space and adjust accordingly.

[–]Finland0000F_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is actually so true! I don't even know if people do it consciously or not. Everyone just kinda starts shuffling about and inching their way to create more space.

[–]You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.SunCream 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

They would slowly move away and adjust the space between you and them.

[–]United KingdomCasualview 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reminds me of this picture. Finnish cats?

[–]GermanyRetard_Capsule 438ポイント439ポイント  (108子コメント)

I like how they silently agreed to all face the same direction to minimize the risk of accidentally having eye contact or, even worse, a conversation.

[–]Nationality is an accident of birthsamuel79s 382ポイント383ポイント  (21子コメント)

That, or the bus comes from that direction.

[–]European Unionrok182 333ポイント334ポイント  (18子コメント)

Sometimes it's because of the wind direction. But you're probably right cuz they drive on the normal side of the road.

[–]The Big Bad Liberal They Warned You Aboutancylostomiasis 62ポイント63ポイント  (16子コメント)

LOL normal side.

[–]Nationality is an accident of birthsamuel79s 249ポイント250ポイント  (15子コメント)

The right side. In both senses.

[–]highasakite91 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

A perfect example on why the Finnish Infrantry were so effective during WWII. The finnish soldiers had a natural ability to form a skirmish line due to their innate fear of social interaction. Come to think of it, guess thats why the finns had such a high level of marksmanship. "Random Finnish soldier: Shit, I think that russian guy is coming over to talk to me!!, I don't have anything to say to him, I can't even speak russian! Oh my, this is going to be so extremly akward! Hmm, I better blow him up with my machine gun so I don't have to talk to him, yeah I better do that!"

[–]AustriaTsurja 68ポイント69ポイント  (5子コメント)

Wait, people respect personal space there?

Finland, here I come!

[–]FinlandArttuH5N1 138ポイント139ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]KaldisGoat 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a British ex-pat living in Finland, I feel the same way. What a hypocrite I must be.

BTW, great username.

[–]United KingdomLazyPyro 111ポイント112ポイント  (78子コメント)

This is great. A dream country for anyone who's introverted or suffers from any kind of social anxiety.

[–]United Kingdomdugsmuggler 129ポイント130ポイント  (71子コメント)

In totally unrelated news, Scandinavian countries are among the highest suicide rates in Europe.

[–]LithuaniaMr-Goat 169ポイント170ポイント  (13子コメント)

Lithuania numbah one! We no Scandinavian, we Balts, best suicide!

[–]VojvodinaBrokenPudding 23ポイント24ポイント  (10子コメント)

Hungary has waaaaay too much sunshine and we're still (?) among the Top3. What gives?

[–]Temporarily in UkrainePocketSized_Valkyrie 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

Genetics. :-( This page is old, but talks about (possibly) why Hungary and Finland have relatedly-high suicide rates. Of course, there are also cultural reasons, but the genes aren't helping. I'm short on time to find more, but I'm sure there's newer research available.

Magyar can into Nordic? :-/

[–]VojvodinaBrokenPudding 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's really weird, as we are of a much more mixed stock now as the Finnish are... I mean, Slavs, Germans, Turks, some leftover Mongols and Italians, Gypsies, who knows what else... All contributed to the glorious Magyar essence. And this is what we inherited from our even more glorious true ancestors? Apart from the language, that is.

[–]DenmarkNATIK001 50ポイント51ポイント  (4子コメント)

Maybe if you don't count eastern Europe as being part of Europe, but most of the eastern European countries rank higher than Scandinavian/Nordic countries. Southern Europe and most of western European rank lower than the Nordics, with the exception of France ranking highly. That is using the World Health Organization numbers.

[–]Finland4745454B 40ポイント41ポイント  (14子コメント)

Umm, Nordic countries are also one with the painfully honest reporting both in crime and suicides.

[–]Estoniadeadthewholetime 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

All those people reporting they've committed suicide

[–]MK_Ultrex 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

He has a point. In some Christian countries where religion still has social ramifications suicides are under reported. The church will not bury someone who killed himself (as suicide is a major sin) and suicide is also a major stigma for the family. Thus the relatives just say that it was an accident. The church knows it but the formalities are upheld, the police doesn't care unless there is suspicion of a crime. Official death certificate says something generic.

The 3 people I know for certain that they killed themselves were classified as "accidental deaths". 2 in Greece and 1 in Italy.

[–]Swedensplergel 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's probably more related to the months of darkness.

[–]Sweden - Norway Union Foreverneutralinostar 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

Which is a myth that never seems to die. Wikipedia lists France significantly above Sweden in suicides per population.

[–]United Kingdomdugsmuggler 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

I wonder if Jihadist bombers are counted in the French figures?

[–]rightfulemperor 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm buying a plane ticket tomorrow! (buying it online, that is)

[–]HerrNatuerlich 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

Remember people, one arm length!

[–]Cold winter not funXtoraX 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Remember people, one arm man length!

Ftfy

[–]United Kingdomkiradotee 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember people, one tall man length!

FTFY

[–]I only wish the beers ;_;Nautileus 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's actually an arm's + a knife's length.

[–]Portugalmasquechatice 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

In Portugal they would be all crowded in the bus stop to avoid the cold and the rain (rarely snows) ... more like this

[–]Chambergarlic 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Postwoman waiting for the rain to pass to finish her round.

Guy with manly mustache.

Old guy with farmers hat in the city.

Portugal confirmed.

[–]The Great Empire of Sneikku/FinlandSneikku 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

You should see my bus stop in the morning when there are over 50 people waiting. I wish I had a drone to take pic. That bus stop is same size as this one so you can imagine how spread out we are and how funny it looks.

[–]LithuaniaAbsurdiskas 53ポイント54ポイント  (15子コメント)

Good, if some BMW driver steers off a road, less people will be hit.

[–]Australiajb2386 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

Ummm THIS is Finnish people in a nutshell

Auttaa! Olemme loukussa pähkinänkuoressa!

so so sorry for the Google translate

[–]korsting 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, thats what we in Scandinavian call "queuing".

[–]cpt_picards_toupee 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually, and I could be wrong, but I think that's a bus shelter, not a nutshell. But I can see why you would be confused.

[–]FinlandNjoy32 48ポイント49ポイント  (13子コメント)

Finns are antisocial, unless we are drunk. You cant speak to a random person on the street, their face will be like "why is this guy talking to me, i dont know him" :D

[–]Cold winter not funXtoraX 37ポイント38ポイント  (7子コメント)

"why is this guy talking to me, i don't know him"

More like "Is this guy drunk?"

[–]FinlandArttuH5N1 98ポイント99ポイント  (4子コメント)

"why is this guy talking to me, i dont know him"

Why would you randomly talk to a stranger?

My biggest gripe with these asylum seekers is that sometimes they have the nerve to approach me in public.

"Excuse me, where could I find..." STAND BACK YOU VILE BEAST OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M VOTING TRUE FINNS NEXT TIME

[–]United Kingdomkiradotee 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

STAND BACK YOU VILE BEAST OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M VOTING TRUE FINNS NEXT TIME

http://i.imgur.com/pGfNp5Z.png

[–]United Kingdomstellapacificus 39ポイント40ポイント  (16子コメント)

[–]Cold winter not funXtoraX 22ポイント23ポイント  (15子コメント)

I am curious on how well can native english speakers read this

[–]United Kingdomstellapacificus 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reading it aloud in a terrible approximation of a Finnish accent works for me, but reading it in my head is much more difficult.

[–]Meatloafrice 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Something like this happened to me some time ago:

It was rainy day and I walked to the dus stop. I saw some guy under the shelter, so naturally I did not invade his personal space. I started smoking a cigarette 5m from him, which I thought was enough.

After that I saw how this guy moved away from shelter, and I guess it was because my cigarette (sorry for that). Now we both stood in the rain. I would love to go under the shelter, but it felt so wrong since that guy moved from there because of me.

We waited 10 minutes in the rain, shelter was free whole time. Most finnish moment ever

[–]French Americankervinjacque 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I probably would've stood in the line as well but I would've complained a lil, but not so much that you'd hear me.

[–]United States of Americanounhud 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxemics

Personal space is highly variable, and can be due to cultural differences and personal experiences. The United States shows considerable similarities to that in northern and central European regions, such as Germany, the Benelux, Scandinavia and the United Kingdom. The main difference is that residents of the United States of America like to keep more open space between themselves and their conversation partners (roughly 4 feet (1.2 m) compared to 2 to 3 feet (0.6–0.9 m) in Europe).[10] Greeting rituals tend to be the same in these regions and in the United States, consisting of minimal body contact which often remains confined to a simple handshake.

Those living in a densely populated places tend to have a lower expectation of personal space. Residents of India or Japan tend to have a smaller personal space than those in the Mongolian steppe, both in regard to home and individual spaces. Difficulties can be created by failures of intercultural communication due to different expectations of personal space.[5]

[–]FinlandDoile 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

People laugh about social awkwardness in Finland but it's the main reason I love to live here. I don't have talk to strangers just because some idiot thinks it's not okay to stay silent when sitting together in a bus. I don't really care what that person does for a living or how his/hers day has went.

[–]European UnionFullMetalBitch 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is how it should be in every country.

[–]Francedooatito 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

They would never fit in a nutshell all spread-out like that.

[–]wonglik 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately not all bus stops are as long.

[–]Polandj7f3 29ポイント30ポイント  (46子コメント)

I am Polish but I have lived in North America for some 20 years (USA and Canada). I can't stand the behavior of some Poles now. They just leave no personal space it is super annoying, e.g. when they line up in a store. Someone always breathes down my neck, I feel threatened, violated.

[–]United KingdomMartianDreams 104ポイント105ポイント  (28子コメント)

I feel threatened, violated.

Americanisation confirmed

[–]Germanyabbinzki 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

Says the person whose country would collapse into anarchy with the fall of proper queuing.

[–]European UnionRomanesEuntDomus 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're mistaken, sir or madam. It's impossible for proper queuing to fall in the UK because the queuing comes from within.

I just hope the brits never fully realise the word queuing is French. Now that would cause a bit of a ruckus.

[–]Scotland_Hopped_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

the word queuing is French

WAS French old sport, we have liberated it from the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

[–]FranceShaaman 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeaaah right... Va faire la queue un peu plus loin

[–]Lord_A_89 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

So youre basically american now. Great.

[–]Polandwolfiasty 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

You took it out of my mouth. That person is lost. Poor soul.

[–]The Big Bad Liberal They Warned You Aboutancylostomiasis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those people gathered under the roof must be tourists then.

[–]Shasdo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a game in which the bus driver hit the brake on the icy road and the passengers try to guess where he is really gonna stop?

The nearest to the main bus door win.

[–]European UnionVetinaris-Terrier 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is one of the top reasons Finland is my favorite country in the world.