Oregon militia organizers are getting fed up with all the unhelpful emails and obscene material being dumped off at the occupied wildlife refuge.
However, organizer Jon Ritzheimer is really taking issue with the enormous package (NPI) he just received – A huge phallic sex toy and a “bag of d*cks” that appear to be made out of candy.
“It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world,” Ritzheimer said in a Facebook message. “I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.”
The Oregon militiaman does seem to like the idea of reselling the items on eBay.
“People spending money to send items representing their hate. That could have been spent on good things. Or those in need. Or something,” Ritzheimer said. “Billy Gober posted a genius idea, sell it back on ebay. So, keep sending stupid sh*t, it’s gonna turn a dime for them. Lol Economics!”
The Facebook video ends with Ritzheimer sweeping the entire table of anti-militia mail onto the floor in an extremely dramatic fashion.
According to Gawker, as unpleasant as this occupation has been, we can at least take satisfaction in knowing that we, as a people, came together as one to make the leader of an armed band of dangerous idiots get mad online.
Watch Ritzheimer’s Facebook video below:
It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost. To my family, I love you very much and I am sorry I can’t be there with you. Please look at this as a deployment, only this time I’m actually serving my country rather than being sent over seas to line the pockets of corrupt politicians. It is our sacrifice as a family that will make this country great again, not some election. And we are not alone. I am among some of the most honorable, and selfless people I have ever met. People who are dedicated to making the same sacrifice for this country. Read the constitution people. Get educated and don’t let your rights be taken. If your a Patriot and you feel the calling in your heart then all I can say is follow your heart. Don’t let the fear consume you. We all have lives but if we don’t make the sacrifice what kind of country are we leaving for our children. The status quo can’t go on any longer. We either take a stand against tyranny or we fail. Come be a part of history. And I am so proud that our country has become civilized enough that we can bring about change and right this wrong without any bloodshed. America is blessed.
Posted by Jon Ritzheimer on Monday, January 11, 2016
Featured image via screen grab
Send them all your unwashed dildos! Boil them and make soup, boys!
Seems appropriate. They have proven the old saying that you are what you eat.
Label each one, “gently used.”
Would he prefer butt plugs?
LMAO good one
Nah, the old ones have been in place for years.
lol
Maybe they want their dicks by the car load or pick up truck; the way they got there….
That would make it impossible for him to make those eloquent speeches.
are they really allowed to get mail while they hold that building hostage? REALLY!? WTF!
Media needs to stop calling them a militia. By definition they’re not militia, they’re terrorists.
Let’s see GOVERNMENT spends 60 to 75 thousand a day to do what it wants not what its suppose to. You were in charge u mismanaged made a crisis where there WAS NOT ONE I love this WHERE THERE WERE armed white people to guard a protect you. Only reason you did this hoping for a reimbursement from guess who the federolies. U r your own worst enemy REPENT SAVE YOURSELVES GOD IS WATCHING. Over reacting crying wolf. GOD punishes sin.
They are not doing any good for our country. In fact, they’re doing just the opposite. Idiots.
Ummm really? “Defending the Constitution” I assume you mean your oath of enlistment, which I happen to take VERY seriously. I don’t know what micky mouse crap you swore, but I swore to defend the Constitution from enemies foreign AND DOMESTIC… How about you suck it up, state your grievance and petition to have the laws changed. Or you can remain a whiny bitch crying because you want more free shit… POS…
He doesn’t need a bag of dicks,
because he IS a bag of dicks!
We have people on the far out freedom from the state white power trip in the UK too, ours don’t have shit loads of guns though. I am lolling so hard right now, good luck with that shit guys
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Reselling gifted dicks on eBay. Would that constitute trickle down economics?
The Bureau of Indian Affairs building takeover occurred from November 3 to November 9, 1972. On November 3, a group of around 500 American Indians with the American Indian Movement (AIM) took over the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) building in Washington, D.C., the culmination of their participation in the Trail of Broken Treaties, intended to bring attention to American Indian issues such as living standards and treaty rights. They had arrived at the BIA to negotiate for better housing and other issues; the siege began when a government mistake was interpreted as a doublecross. The incensed protesters then began to vandalize the building in protest. They were not evicted on the first night. The takover quickly gained national media attention. The demonstrators upturned large tables and desks against the windows of the building. Documents were destroyed by setting fires, literally, in the middle offices and lobbies of the building. The demonstrators started to run out of provisions after several days. They would not allow police or any government representative to approach the building, so two children of BIA employees were recruited to bring in provisions. After a week, the protesters left, having caused $700,000 in damages. Among the damage caused was loss, destruction, and theft of many records, including treaties, deeds, and water rights records, which some Indian officials said could set them back 50 to 100 years. How can you interpret anything different from what is taking place here. It’s a protest because the government is playing dirty pool in trying to confiscate private land by using the BLM a private corporation to do their dirty work as to force the ranchers off their land in order to obtain the natural material needed to support the Military Industrial Complex.
Don’t give them your time Jon or any media time. You’re doing the right thing. Toss it in the garbage where they belong. They do nothing. Ignore them. It doesn’t do anyone any good to see that. Laura
you asked for snacks…a bag of dicks is a good snack…their like gummy bears but their dicks…and since you guys SUCK so hard…it seems appropriate
People are just exercising their right to free speech. They should be supportive of that…right?! Oh, and the other stuff is just their way of protesting. I’m sure they are familiar with protesting.
Extraordinary that all you contributors (!) to this discussion are unable to do so without being crude and vulgar. Is anyone in America able to express an opinion like an adult, rather than like a badly behaved child? Remember what your parents use to say? It’s not clever.
My parents said to say what you mean and mean what you say. They’re idiots. As Jesse Knott stated above, my oath was to defend against foreign and domestic enemies, which these yahoo’s qualify as. Fuck them and their “patriotism.” They are enemies of the state and should have been arrested already.
I agree Simon. It’s pretty pathetic when the militia dude sounds 10x more intelligent than anybody commenting on his actions. I’m not sure WHAT I think about all this. The government is definitely out of hand but I’m not sure this level of protest is necessary. He is RIGHT ON about all that ridiculous hate mail. Vulgar and disgusting and really completely useless. You think it hurts their feelings? Spend all that money on doing something good for all the MANY MANY people who need it. It’s really really very sad.
Poop. Poop. Penis. Poop.
Why, they’re defending their right to try to wrestle Federal land away from us and get it into state hands so they can buy it at rock-bottom prices (also see: welfare handout); they’re defending their right to commandeer a Federal building in which I’m paying for the heat and electricity through my tax dollars. “You’re welcome, freeloaders!”; they’re defending their right to live out this mythos of the great American cowboy, all the while being shielded from immediate retaliation from authorities simply because they’re not black or brown. I don’t know what you hicks are complaining about, the US govt is granting you every bit of latitude for your little stunt and all you do is trash them. And finally, if you’re so desperate for employment, shouldn’t you be out working instead of having an unpaid sleepover?
Well, I was in need of a good laugh, and seeing that bag of d*cks that was sent along delivered. Bam. Helping someone in need.
Why do they even still have internet access and receive mail? Why do they still have power? Cut that sh*t off.
Well once you have an armed take over it tends to degrade more intelligent conversations about powers granted to the Federal Government. Basically you get what you asked for.
These guys offensive so send them a bag of feces for all I care.
The “We Hate Muslims” guy asking why people waste time with hate? Wow! Just wow!
Domestic terrorism has never been so hilarious. These guys really don’t realize the walking, talking, living, breathing jokes and punchlines they are.