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[–]bottomlulz[M] [score hidden] - stickied comment (16 children)
here's a link to the audio recordings posted lower down in the thread as the comment is buried beneath shitposts, and you can message him for a link to the original thread, they're well worth the listen/read.
also look at this message OP sent me before uploading the thread, he seems to be some kind of meme prophet, be sure to contact him for any advice on your dank may mays!
[–]soberkidsinindia [score hidden]  (9 children)
Just reading that gives me trust issues
[–]Toytles [score hidden]  (1 child)
Yeah bro I'm with you I don't think I can ever put my trust in another human being again. That was brutal.
[–]7c223824[S] [score hidden]  (219 children)
I had to censor out all the identifying information before the mods would let me post this one again. Just send me a PM if you want to know the URL of the original archived thread on r9k that received hundreds of responses.
[–]taco_roco/b/ [score hidden]  (9 children)
Are you fucking for real
[–]Cradd710 [score hidden]  (0 children)
I always appreciate an inventive roll. That was well played
[–]Shitty_Wingman [score hidden]  (21 children)
Sad thing is, the first one is more rage inducing than the second one.
[–]SPANKxTANK [score hidden]  (19 children)
What did she say? I couldn't really hear her.
[–]DerekSavoc [score hidden]  (13 children)
Well if you're not going to talk to me I guess I am gonna just see your dad again on tuesday.
[–]jimmyscrackncorn/pol/itician [score hidden]  (2 children)
Bitch is thirsty. Will stop at nothing to wet that sweet puss bruh
[–]aakksshhaayy [score hidden]  (0 children)
she's just going after the stronger man, OP has bigger pussy than her's
[–]time_to_despair [score hidden]  (0 children)
manipulative, lying, emotionless, acting like he's in the wrong - full mass murdering psychopath type
[–]MileHighBarfly [score hidden]  (2 children)
Thought I heard "sleep with your dad on Tuesday then"
[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding [score hidden]  (0 children)
You must be smart. Sounds like you're fluent in "Filthy Lying Whore". That language changes at the speakers convenience.
[–]omegasus [score hidden]  (1 child)
Something like "well if you won't see me then i guess i will really have to meet your dad on Tuesday"
[–]coool12121212 [score hidden]  (20 children)
Holy shit. What? Did she really say that? Wtf is wrong with OP.
[–]somekid66 [score hidden]  (16 children)
Right? OP either has incredible self control or is the most beta mother fucker on earth because when I heard that first thing I said was "yeah I'd have to kill that bitch"
[–]Svanur [score hidden]  (9 children)
I honestly wouldn't know how to process this fucking shit if it was me, this is beyond fucked up, I've been cheated on but this is a whole other level of betrayal.
[–]somedelightfulmoron/h/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
The real OP is a ball-less chav. What do you expect, bruv
[–]01001101101001011 [score hidden]  (2 children)
Agreed. I'm a live and let live kind of person. I've had a girlfriend cheat on me with my friend before and cut them out of my life and never talked to them again. But if it was my dad? He'd have to get fucked up. At the very least I'm burning his car and fucking his life up in some non murderous way. Luckily for me I had the best dad ever who helped me get laid instead of fucking my girlfriend. Hell I even hooked my dad up with a 19 year old girl once. That's how family is supposed to work!
[–]uss1701jb/b/tard [score hidden]  (0 children)
Don't open both of these, open one and see which one you get
[–]FatPeopleLoveCake [score hidden]  (1 child)
Holy fuck that got me good
[–]gardinermatt [score hidden]  (0 children)
Me too. Reading on phone, held speaker up to ear because first was so quiet. Rolled' straight to my brain.
[–]Dramon [score hidden]  (0 children)
Holy shit, her voice had no emotion.
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    [–]thukon/fit/izen [score hidden]  (3 children)
    Theyre all britcucks, that explains a lot.
    [–]darth_stroyer [score hidden]  (11 children)
    His mum's a fucking cuck too, probably an even bigger cuck.
    >Knows her husband is fucking a younger woman
    >allows it
    >knows that woman is her son's (underage?) gf
    >supports husband
    Fucking hell, everyone in the family is cuck, and the one person that isn't is a fucking cunt.
    [–]retardcharizard [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Cunt marry cucks, creating more of each. We've cracked it.
    [–]TheScamr [score hidden]  (47 children)
    Soooo, has this hit Facebook yet? Best advice there to do as much damage as possible without going to jail for murder and failed suicide.
    [–]IM_BOAT [score hidden]  (38 children)
    That was really depressing to read.
    [–]RollingInTheD [score hidden]  (15 children)
    There should be some kind of 4chan support network for all the beta cucks out there that need a place to crash while their dad rails their ex.
    [–]Okmijnokm [score hidden]  (10 children)
    yo i feel fucking depressed now wtf this is horrible
    but im also like cracking up
    [–]ihave_problems [score hidden]  (6 children)
    Actually though what the fuck
    Its so funny but the hopeless feeling you have for OP, i just want fucking justice
    [–]Okmijnokm [score hidden]  (3 children)
    yea man. i've been cheated on before and i can imagine what he's going through, this is like 100 levels above all that shit though god bless
    [–]DJEasyDick [score hidden]  (2 children)
    I just dont get how the mom is ok with this
    [–]kmann100500 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    She is a beta depedent on ops father for resources.
    [–]RedditIz4Faggots [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I laugh and I laugh and then I realize how fucking awful it would be to be that beta. Holy fuck, the most important people in your life just walk all over you and have no sympathy or remorse.
    [–]ElMontoya [score hidden]  (0 children)
    All the robots calling for blood had me in stitches.
    At first.
    [–]VictorVonDAMN [score hidden]  (0 children)
    No revenge whatsoever.
    The absolute sadman
    [–]decikins [score hidden]  (0 children)
    This was painful to read.
    [–]Aceiopengui [score hidden]  (8 children)
    We're only 9 days in and the best post of 2016 just happened. Good show guys, pack it in.
    [–]Izenhart [score hidden]  (38 children)
    She's asking the supposed Dad "when does he have work next", presumably to meet again.
    But the cuckmaster down the thread states how he has no money and no job.
    E X P L A I N
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    [–]MyShamefulShit [score hidden]  (10 children)
    >Your girlfriend is the son your dad actually wanted.
    Goddamn Savage. If OP doesn't become a serial killer, I'll be fucking amazed.
    [–]Eaglezzz [score hidden]  (129 children)
    Did one of the most epic threads to ever come out of /r9k/ seriously just end in the shittiest way possible?
    Let me get this straight... He isn't able to kill his parents so he uses his murderous tard rage on himself... Can robots do something besides kill themselves? Because for once, I actually felt really bad for OP. I can't even imagine how shitty your life must feel after that. His fucking father got angry at him and he's the one who cheated on his wife for his son's girlfriend.... Holy fuck man....
    I'm going to be checking murders or suicides in Australia for the next several days.
    [–]eyelikethings [score hidden]  (33 children)
    Where did you get Australia from? The fact his dads phone had no service?
    [–]WorgenRogue/v/irgin [score hidden]  (57 children)
    Imagine spending the rest of your life with the guilt that your doucheness caused someone to kill them self.
    [–]eyelikethings [score hidden]  (11 children)
    If he fucked his own sons girlfriend multiple times I don't think he has much of a conscience. Some people just don't care or find a way to blame someone else in their head. Source: ex-gf
    [–]vicedets/d/eviant [score hidden]  (0 children)
    yeah op should kill himself that would really show them all
    [–]MrPotatoWarrior/h/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Lmfao you think a dude that fucked his own son's girlfriend at his own wife's back gives a shit? And in this situation he also thinks he has the moral high ground? That dad would probably piss on his son's grave laughing
    [–]gibisee4 [score hidden]  (32 children)
    You think other people actually care about you killing yourself. At best, if your mom is a legit mom and you're an only child, you'll have someone spending the rest of their life grieving for you. Most people will completely forget you after 6 months, and only bring it up as a story at parties of "how I had a really tough time" they use to get pity fucks.
    [–]MasterLawlzfa/tv/irgin [score hidden]  (1 child)
    The most depressing part about this is that you're pretty much completely right
    [–]TheRedGerund/b/tard [score hidden]  (13 children)
    Man, this would be an extremely upsetting comment for someone who is depressed. It doesn't matter either way.
    [–]gibisee4 [score hidden]  (5 children)
    How is it upsetting? I'm basically saying you shouldn't kill yourself to upset other people because it doesn't work that way. The only reason people should kill themselves is if they think their life is so irretrievably fucked that the pain of fixing it isn't worth it.
    [–]TheRedGerund/b/tard [score hidden]  (3 children)
    Actually, I see your point. Anyone who's killing themselves just for attention should know it's not effective either way.
    [–]lifelongfreshman [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Gotta go with the other guy. He'll shift blame onto the wife, the wife will accept it all and blame herself, and then the wife'll probably off herself or something a few years down the line and he'll find someone else to blame for that and his son.
    [–]domainrange04/pol/itician [score hidden]  (0 children)
    OP is a britfag.
    [–]Shady_maniac [score hidden]  (85 children)
    That...Was...Intense. 4chan just levelled up
    [–]Kaserbeam [score hidden]  (35 children)
    Possibly close to the most beta anon in the history of 4chan. "He's been through a lot" fucking kek.
    [–]Ccffggvv [score hidden]  (26 children)
    I can't see this happening to a Muslim or black kid
    [–]one23four5six78nine [score hidden]  (12 children)
    Like that isis guy who shot his own mom outside of a post office in raqqa for apostasy.
    Imagine what that guy would do to a cucker dad.
    [–]0pyrophosphate0 [score hidden]  (10 children)
    Flying dad-shrapnel would litter the inner solar system.
    [–]rent-a-cop [score hidden]  (8 children)
    >Flying dad-shrapnel would litter the inner solar system.
    That's a powerful car bomb.
    [–]DrWhiskeydick/r(9k)/obot [score hidden]  (0 children)
    he did call his father and tell him he was going to murder him, so that's definitely a power play
    [–]TheRetardedGoat/fit/ [score hidden]  (9 children)
    The moment the dad got offended and they decided to meet at a hotel while the mum fucking lets all this happen.
    What am i reading, this can't be real life
    [–]Digi-Wolf [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Dad definitely fucked OP's girlfriend at the hotel while his mum watched... Fulfilled goal to be the worst dad in history.
    [–]Devam13 [score hidden]  (13 children)
    Raiding top comment. This was the vocaroo link btw
    [–]SpongyFerretRS [score hidden]  (12 children)
    From level -99 to level -98.
    [–]RBDtwisted/pol/ [score hidden]  (11 children)
    meanwhile reddit is at level -14332
    [–]takes_no_offense/b/tard [score hidden]  (1 child)
    >implying levelling up will stop the influx of shitposts on a korean cartoon cuckoldry forum
    [–]Lord_Blakey [score hidden]  (30 children)
    The dad is a total fucking faggot. Chucks his own son then abuses him and continues to cuck him
    [–]gibisee4 [score hidden]  (12 children)
    If he lets his son have sex, only 1/4 of his DNA is transmitted to the baby. If he cucks him the baby is born with 1/2 his DNA.
    >TFW cucking is most efficient way to pass down superior genes
    [–]UhNotzee [score hidden]  (6 children)
    His "superior genes" created a robot that gets cucked by it's dad.
    [–]Whalen207/b/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
    If you fail the first time, try try again
    Preferably with a new wymn?
    [–]JesusNipplez [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Maybe that's because his wife is a beta who forgives him for cheating on her with someone half her age.
    [–]1forthethumb [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Obviously came from the mom's side, dad is a baller
    [–]retardcharizard [score hidden]  (0 children)
    The best way, would be to cuck his granddaughter's boyfriend. This producing a super robot with 3/4's of his cucking prowess.
    [–]Samthefab/pol/itician [score hidden]  (0 children)
    So then his son cucks his grandson.
    [–]ICantSurvivee [score hidden]  (0 children)
    He had his mum's genes, didn't you see how his mum got cucked just as hard
    [–]ChristoferRudd [score hidden]  (1 child)
    If he fucks his own son 3/4 of his DNA passes on to the baby
    [–]Brandonazz/sci/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
    That's just science.
    [–]canuckfanatic [score hidden]  (2 children)
    The same superior genes that created his pussy of a son?
    [–]merpes [score hidden]  (0 children)
    The pussy gene obviously came from his mom. OP's dad is an ubermensch.
    [–]binkerfluid [score hidden]  (0 children)
    maybe his mom was a whore too
    [–]BabeOfBlasphemy [score hidden]  (2 children)
    If mom had a spine (which it eroded living with that narcissist) she'd post he's a Pedo EVERYWHERE, make a website, contact every family member, friend, every employer, take out am ad in the paper, her parents, at her school, make a tshirt, march up and down the street with a PA, pass out flyers, tag all their fb friends. Everyone in the world would know what shit bags they are when I was through. Get him locked up, divirce, take every dime, and get counseling with the son.
    And that the "moral" route. She could have just fed his ass hemlock on his spaghetti and collected death benefits for her son to have a better life, which has would be the dirtier route.
    [–]AllMyDays [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Speaking of which, why didn't op the massive faggot report to the police about his dad being a pedo? That would solve fucking his dad's life up. Then he could do a smear/shame campaign against the girl which the chans will definitely help him with.
    I hope op didn't kill himself.. he might be a cuck but he could have grown a spine from this incident when he goes on a lone retreat into the himalayas and learns from the meditating wise sages on how not to be a total faggot
    [–]laughterlinemars/hm/ellow [score hidden]  (0 children)
    she's definitely older than 16 so how is he a pedo?
    [–]HanSolosBoots [score hidden]  (0 children)
    His mom gets off on it too. That's why she forgave her husband.
    [–]OyVeyGoim [score hidden]  (10 children)
    >The dad is a total fucking faggot Alpha. Cucks his own son then abuses him and continues to cuck him
    [–]Eat_The_Muffin [score hidden]  (8 children)
    You don't become the alpha of a pack by killing the weakest cub
    [–]ShittyAssAccount [score hidden]  (1 child)
    That's a rival males cubs, not his own, they kill other prides offspring and take over and spread their own seed.
    [–]kensomniac [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Cubs that can't stand up by themselves get left to fucking starve.
    [–]An00bis_Maximus comment score below threshold[score hidden]  (4 children)
    Yes you do, you totally do.
    [–]RoboMullet [score hidden]  (2 children)
    No, you kill the second biggest fucker, making the gap between #1 and #2 even bigger.
    [–]Leaves_Swype_Typos [score hidden]  (1 child)
    His son was probably pretty high and mighty the first time he brought that girl around. We're not at the point of him being taken down, we're at the point where he's already been brought down and is now being urinated on.
    [–]RoboMullet [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >His son was probably pretty high and mighty the first time he brought that girl around
    Yeah, but he's a fucking robot. That's like pushing a kid off his bike when he just kicked off the training wheels.
    [–]TheSoundOfHerWingse/lit/ist [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >i don't know what Alpha means
    ok
    [–]BabeOfBlasphemy [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Fuck that, alpha men are honorable, narcissists like him are scum bags that should be killed.
    [–]KapsLocked [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I would give my dad one good crack on the jaw. Then walk away from family forever.
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I agree, he's awesome.
    [–]blueish101 [score hidden]  (29 children)
    How the fuck does he have no friends or no job, is a NEET and has a gf?
    [–]Dent18 [score hidden]  (20 children)
    A gf that hot, too
    It's no surprise something weird was going on
    [–]Ccffggvv [score hidden]  (15 children)
    How do we know she's hot?
    [–]PologizeForThat [score hidden]  (11 children)
    Did we see her face? I saw someone who wasn't fat, doesn't mean she's hot.
    [–]quedfoot [score hidden]  (4 children)
    ~Hips don't lie~
    I'd fuck
    [–]xaxaxaxa4u/k/ommando [score hidden]  (3 children)
    You would fuck Moonboy, for all i know, m8.
    [–]quedfoot [score hidden]  (1 child)
    If he's got the booty, I'd make him my buttboy.
    [–]BitchesBewareOfWolf [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >If he's got the booty
    The whole fucking reason behind naming him moonboy.
    [–]LobotomistCircu [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Unless she is horribly disfigured, any girl with that body is gonna be at least a 7.
    [–]GoEaglesAyoo [score hidden]  (0 children)
    She's probably more attractive without a head than any woman you'd ever pull in your life fag
    [–]informat2 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    A girl's body is 75% of what makes her hot. Unless her face is fucked up she's a 7+.
    [–]tarantula13 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Nothing a paper bag can't fix.
    [–]rreeeeeee [score hidden]  (0 children)
    You have to remember: In America, not being obese puts you ahead of 60% of the population, so implicitly she's a solid 6/10 in USA terms -- minimum.
    [–]TheStarkRealityfat/tg/uy [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Sorry, I don't have my magnifying glass with me today.
    [–]darknesspk89 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I'd love to get the real pictures, she looks hot
    [–]OisinKaliszewski [score hidden]  (0 children)
    She's probably weird in the head
    [–]Comrade_McCumfarts/h/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
    He mentioned he was scared to talk to his friends about it. He also sounds like he's in school of some kind.
    [–]PM_you_mytaint [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Probably because it's the internet.
    [–]Tz33ntch/r(9k)/obot [score hidden]  (0 children)
    The answer is she pretends to be his gf to fuck his dad.
    [–]honestthrowout [score hidden]  (0 children)
    because as others are pointing out it might be fake.
    [–]caino1987 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Yer I'm not 100% sure this isn't fake
    [–]NotGloomp [score hidden]  (0 children)
    There was a catch you see...
    [–]jokoon [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Dating websites. Many women love NEETs because losers are like teddy bears. They're inoffensive, and many women can be genuinely scared of strong, alpha male, so they can prefer genuine nice guys.
    Women are aware of how submissive they can be, so they can end up seeking something else. There are no general rule saying women logically prefer alpha males.
    Also women can be irrational and have very weird personalities when it comes to who they like. There is no point trying to understand it, evolution is just doing its job.
    [–]ChileanGal/v/irgin [score hidden]  (6 children)
    This physically hurts
    [–]AsteRISQUE/g/entooman [score hidden]  (1 child)
    with each new part of the story that I read, my "wtf" got louder.
    [–]DRIED_COW_FETUS/r(9k)/obot [score hidden]  (0 children)
    The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE could be heard from the great wall of China by the end of that cuckfest.
    [–]TypesWhileToking [score hidden]  (1 child)
    I honestly drank too much and by 4 am I thought it would be a good idea to check /r/all instead of my front page. The fuck is wrong with these people goading other people to kill and murder?
    [–]psonk [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I mean that situation, i feel murder suicide is a great response.
    [–]Dec3ptor [score hidden]  (0 children)
    My heart was actually racing, crazy that just reading something can bring out a response like this.
    [–]AWelcomeReminderwee/a/boo [score hidden]  (26 children)
    Stupid Fuck, he could have had some serious blackmail going on but instead he rips his family and his relationship apart.
    Oh well, at least I know my hand won't cheat on me.
    [–]IWantMyReshi [score hidden]  (19 children)
    Dad is fucking someone half his age. Mum lets it slide because "he's been through a lot". Kid is a robot. That family had no chance.
    [–]countrybreakfast1 [score hidden]  (5 children)
    Mum must have no self respect and is willing to let dad do what he wants and fuck what he wants and she'd rather deal with that then be without him. Pretty sad for her to know the man you love is fucking young girls.
    [–]MrPotatoWarrior/h/ [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Wont be surprised if it's an abusive relationship. Just look at the dad's attitude, fucking total piece of shit.
    [–]NotGloomp [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I'm absolutely livid right now. I really wish he isn't an hero.
    [–]LawyeredOp [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Dad is not just Alpha Chad, he is the Omega Chad.
    [–]d_le [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Guarantee this ain't his first.
    [–]TheStarkRealityfat/tg/uy [score hidden]  (0 children)
    That's a kink for some people, female cuckolding. Called cuckqueaning.
    [–]SpongyFerretRS [score hidden]  (8 children)
    The mom could have killed them all so she would get a chance.
    [–]IWantMyReshi [score hidden]  (6 children)
    Mum should build a wall and make that family great again.
    [–]chiropter [score hidden]  (4 children)
    Momald was good, Trmump was a bridge too far
    [–]SpongyFerretRS [score hidden]  (3 children)
    I don't care about your opinion; I will build a wall to make my safe space great again.
    [–]everadvancing [score hidden]  (0 children)
    OP should have just banged his mum to get back at his dad.
    [–]herban123 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Story is fake, makes no sense because he talks in the third person on more one occasion to them. Careful reread again
    [–]tehnico [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Mom is a woman. She's playing the long con.
    [–]PeteEckhart [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Aka faggot on 4chan makes up some bullshit and fags on Reddit believe it.
    [–]IWantMyReshi [score hidden]  (0 children)
    You clearly don't understand how this works. We know it's false. But we pretend it's true. Because it's more fun to glee than to reee.
    [–]well3rdaccounthere [score hidden]  (3 children)
    >at least i know my hand won't cheat on me
    Thats what you think.
    [–]LookingForVheissu [score hidden]  (0 children)
    This one time while I was crying my right hand went gay and jacked some dick who wasn't me.
    [–]G-H-O-S-T [score hidden]  (0 children)
    one day my hand brushed by someone's crotch while i was in some line for a movie in 2012. i still remember everything from that night... she thinks i don't know but oh boy try and figure what i don't know or remember from that time. kept me up for three nights man.. shit's unforgettable and keeps haunting me all the time.
    [–]JimmehFTW [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >he rips his family and his relationship apart.
    The dad cheats on the kid's mom with the kid's girlfriend and you think the kid ripped the family apart.
    [–]iphilya [score hidden]  (0 children)
    It would if it had the chance. Just look at it. Is that a hand you REALLY trust?? Get rid of it.
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (33 children)
    1) Dump girlfriend, and post all messages on her fb wall
    2) beat the ever loving shit out of dad
    3) move on
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (20 children)
    I wouldn't do any of that. I'd just stop talking to these people and leave.
    [–]xprawnage [score hidden]  (1 child)
    I agree. Everyone in the post is truly inhumane. Edging OP on to kill everyone like its some sort of blockbuster thriller movie.....wtf? The best thing OP could have done is embarrass the Father infront of his friends and family then cut out all ties and move on knowing you've still got your dignity.
    [–]inkhogneatoh [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Honestly, that "kill them now" reaction scared me more than the sex and lies.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (17 children)
    And that's why you would be the person that this happens to. I don't know what is worse, this shit, or the people who can't take cruel fate into their hands and fuck it in the ass, instead of taking it lying down like OP's mother.
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (16 children)
    This could never happen to me. You are an idiot.
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (15 children)
    You say that, but you're bowing out, avoiding the conflict. You would typically be the kind of person this would happen to.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Yep he would exactly be the kind of guy this happens too.
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (11 children)
    You're a stupid kid who has no idea what he's talking about. Why are you still talking?
    [–]__RemindMeToStudy__ [score hidden]  (1 child)
    This is /r/4chan. Full of redditors who are too scared/annoyed to visit the real 4chan so they only look at screengrabs. They also try to immitate the toxic and stupid comments from the original site.
    So all I am saying is, it's not worth it arguing with autists.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (2 children)
    You have described yourself perfectly with this comment. If you honestly think this approach is sufficient or took that kind of approach in a hypothetical where this did happen to you, i feel as much pity for you as one possibly can for another person. You would also deserve it for thinking in such a weak, atrophic, and sterile manner.
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    It is not weak to walk away. It's weak to let people like this force you into further involvement with them right at the moment when you realize how worthless they are.
    To that point: I will not respond to another comment by you, as I clearly need to heed my own advice.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Yep, definitely would be cucked.. You poor beta.. Convincing yourself it is "strong" to walk away despite how obviously dumb as fuck and asinine that is. (in the context of these extreme cases, specifically) I am not saying people shouldn't maybe walk away in a "normal" case. But in some absolutely god-awful situation like this? Fuck. No.
    [–]Benas360 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Oh yes, calling the other person a kid. Always a good comeback
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    He obviously is a kid, if he is naive enough to think that your protection against being abused by people is to let them draw you into their bullshit even further.
    The correct response is to disengage from people like this. You don't seek revenge, you don't get sucked into their shitty nonsense. You let them all fuck off and walk away.
    Anyone who'd read someone saying that's what they'd do, and come back with the idea that someone who'd do this is the sort of person this is likely to happen to, is an idiot or a kid. Nobody with any life experience who has a brain would think this.
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (3 children)
    Looks like I've hit a nerve there bud. Talk about you problems okay? Don't build them up :)
    [–]jdepps113 [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Oh, great, now this moron thinks he is funny.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I am laughing, isn't he then?
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Oh great, now this moron is taking internet "arguments" seriously.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (9 children)
    Is this really adequate though? What kind of life could you lead after shit like this? His life pretty much ended once he found this utter shitshow out. It is completely understandable to murder both of them in a case like this.
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (6 children)
    Well if you feel the need.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (5 children)
    Would you really not?
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (4 children)
    Probably not physically hurt the girl, just shame her and ruin her social life. As for the dad, beat the shit out of him and probably just never ever talk to him or mum again.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (3 children)
    At what level of betrayal and mind fuckery would you then? Or would you never.. I just cannot see how anyone could possibly think anything besides murder is sufficient in absolutely terrible cases like this.
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (2 children)
    At what level? If it was long term enough I guess. Or they had a kid or something fucked up.
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    You aren't ever going to have a happy or fulfilled life after shit like this though. there will always be "My dad fucked my GF, and my mom is probably sucking my fathers cum from her snatch whilst they give zero fucks" in the back of your head. And if you aren't thinking that, 100% a sociopath anyway.
    Why would them having a kid be the straw that broke the camel's back? wth lol.
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Idk man maybe murder would just get you thrown in jail?
    [–]__RemindMeToStudy__ [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Not really, yeah sure his life is fucked for now. But this gave him a revelation which will set him free later one. Which is, his family is utter shit and not to be trusted. He should work on himself, get a job, money and then move out without a second thought. And cut ties to his family for good.
    And hopefully he also learned that he should never let something this big (or honestly, less big because I don't think something like this happens twice in his life. at least I hope so) slide. Cut ties to his gf and try to get support from your own friends, of he has any.
    But what do I know? All I do is browse fish memes on a Vietnamese message board
    [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Lol, you seem alright. Still, imo I have never seen something so abhorrent. His gf called him to apologize then said if he didn't come that she was basically going to fuck his dad again, and his dad basically told him he did it and he was a little bitch. To have those that should be so close to you, have so little regard for you, is a personal betrayal on a magnitude that goes off the scales, they practically took a shit on his soul.
    I'll say this. At the very least, If an individual in such a situation doesn't at least seriously contemplate killing both of them. If they just move on without appropriate defense or fuss, without having the strength to bloodily fight for themselves and just move away and accept it. They ARE weak. Without a doubt. If you justify your inaction by saying "Oh, killing is wrong and irrational", (even though it happens all the time under other circumstances that happened to be "justified") or by saying "it's Primal and dumb" or similar, (Yeah, it IS primal, that's part of why X is a fucking loser and can't get a girl, because they have convinced themselves that they have to always play by nonsensical, fabricated, "moral" rules that exist outside of nature. Pretending and acting like we are somehow outside nature, doesn't make it so) then you are definitely a weak, beta-cuck fuck, and i feel sorry for you.
    [–]Rainbowfire/pol/itician [score hidden]  (1 child)
    She could just delete them off her wall; better to post it on your own but tag her so that her friends see it too
    [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Yeah true true. Main point is just show everyone lol
    [–]Estrezas [score hidden]  (16 children)
    10/10
    R A R E
    A
    R
    E
    I hope to see this young fellow in the news tomorrow.
    [–]Shady_maniac [score hidden]  (8 children)
    Can just see the headline on fox news.
    "Anon gets cucked by dad. Could Obama have prevented this?"
    [–]Ccffggvv [score hidden]  (0 children)
    America doesn't make faggotry this powerful.
    Except you anon
    [–]shoutout_to_burritos [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Sounds more like a Breitbart headline to me.
    [–]HotPandaLove [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Breitbart is more like "Pedo-apologist blogger blogs about pedophilia. Here's what our resident pedo-apologist, Mihole Stretched-opolous, thinks about it"
    [–]0ed [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I honestly read Breitbart news on a pretty regular basis... Is there a particular reason I shouldn't?
    Not trying to troll. Honestly concerned.
    [–]EmperorSofa [score hidden]  (0 children)
    In the books he's sure to publish after his presidency i'm sure he will mention that his greatest failing as president was to prevent this.
    [–]gibisee4 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Would have never happened in a black family...
    [–]retardcharizard [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Everyone knows Trump would have built a wall to physical stop OP's gf from fucking his dad.
    [–]tehnico [score hidden]  (0 children)
    This is why gun regulations need to be LOOSENED.
    [–]Ergheis [score hidden]  (1 child)
    This is the one post I really hope that all the info gets doxxed the fuck out. If the son is underage then he's stuck with that abuse for a long while. And not the cuck abuse but the genuine abuse that comes from a old bastard that can't think straight when a teenage girl says like 4 words.
    But the son probably isn't underage.
    [–]Seakawn [score hidden]  (0 children)
    He probably also isn't alive. If he's in the news, he'll be in the obituaries.
    [–]Dent18 [score hidden]  (4 children)
    This is easily the most fucked up thing I've ever read on 4chan
    Just the realism and obviously terrible morals of everyone involved...it's insane
    [–]Cryzgnik [score hidden]  (3 children)
    Well you didn't hear about the actual most fucked up thing, where the murderer choked a mother to death, posted pics on /b/ and left her body for her kid to find when they came home
    [–]Lukewill [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Or the guy who made everyone roll for the coordinates to a corpse. On the bright side, though, OP delivered.
    [–]Mattr567/pol/itician [score hidden]  (8 children)
    Holy fuck, this is on another level. Want to see any updates if there are any.
    [–]shadow56399 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Hopefully he went nuclear tbh. Probably not though.
    Regardless I'd like to see more, for sure. Especially if Anon d*xxes them.
    [–]Seakawn [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Literally all he'd have to do for not only revenge and control of the situation, but also optimal satisfaction in general, is post all the chat logs on Facebook and act accordingly (i.e. not just play along with it and respond to people like "I know, I was like wtf? Worst dad ever!", but rather behave as if his entire personality has changed, which is how one would react to this actually happening).
    If she was underage, he could have reported the logs to police.
    If you think it would have been good or if his best option was going nuclear, then you missed the fact that most of the people recommending him to do that were joking with dramatic humor. Sure, many of them actually did mean it genuinely, but are you saying you took the few who did seriously?
    Shaming is a fun way to ruin the reputation of anything that's a noun. That's all he really needed to do, and it likely would have cheered him up in the end as well ruin his family (in a good way).
    [–]awakenDeepBlue [score hidden]  (0 children)
    This is like Firefly.
    No sequels. Ever.
    [–]xDialtone [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Op killed himself according to last posts.
    [–]PM-Your-Lady-Anus [score hidden]  (1 child)
    What?nothing implied op killed himself?
    [–]Seakawn [score hidden]  (0 children)
    No, ops last posts implied he killed himself. Did you read them and actually think about why, after this unique scenario, he would say those things and not be motivated enough to follow through with suicide?
    This is assuming it wasn't fake, of course. But I'd expect a different response from him if he didn't basically express that he was about to off himself after this. He would have said something different or added another response if he wasn't.
    [–]Yupstillhateme [score hidden]  (7 children)
    Is this the bio of u/bottomlulz ?
    Family ties run deep I guessing
    [–]well3rdaccounthere [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >In b4 we get sick flair for revealing his bio
    [–]ThatDamnHitMarker/pol/itician [score hidden]  (59 children)
    I want this to be real. I really do.
    [–]crypticfreak#TRUMP2016 [score hidden]  (52 children)
    Could very well be. My white trash drug addict father fucked my best friend in highschool (a girl). Then my slut ex-gf lied to my face about it for 9 months, feeding me false information and keeping me busy when they fucked. I found out at my grad party, a week after my mom dropped divorce papers on my dad. I lost my shit because I was literally witness my own life fall apart before my very eyes. So I trashed the house broke the patio glass door and tried to eat a bullet before I was put to the ground by my friends.
    I joined the Army (national guard) and after about 8 months of basic and AIT I came back to the same environment, and when I couldn't take it anymore I started doing heroin. I just stopped giving a fuck. Dated that same girl for 3 years until she started flipping tricks for dope money.
    And the best part is I had a moment to let my dad die. He overdosed in front of me nine months ago. Bleeding out of his nose, I thought he was dead so I shot him with like 3 things of naloxone and CPRd his bitch ass back to life. If anyone is going to put him down its gonna be me.
    After all of that, though, I still come out ahead. Clean and sober for almost a year. Full time and well paying job. He has nothing but that slut, and all he does is live in his moms basement (seriously) and pop oxy.
    Fuck them.
    [–]Krehlmar [score hidden]  (29 children)
    >Dated that same girl for 3 years until she started flipping tricks for dope money.
    Wait I don't, how
    Wait what your father lives in his mothers basement?
    Man I don't even want to know anymore that's just sad... Good luck in life, fake or not that's all tragic
    [–]crypticfreak#TRUMP2016 [score hidden]  (27 children)
    Ex started selling her pussy when her habit started costing 300 a day. Dad hasn't worked in 6 years (and isn't on disability), so he lives in his moms basement and they give him an allowance.
    Wish it were fake, man. I'm white trash by proxy, no matter how far I distance myself. Thanks for the kind words.
    [–]fratticus_maximus [score hidden]  (22 children)
    Relax, you're doing fine with your life. I don't think "white trash" is hereditary. As far as I'm concerned, scientists haven't found a gene that encodes for white trashiness. It's a learned lifestyle, demeanor, and personality. You seem to have distanced yourself from that and have become your own man despite all of the odds being stacked against you. My father was a abusive, selfish piece of shit. I outgrew that when moved out. I moved on. So can you. Congratulations on the new life.
    [–]crypticfreak#TRUMP2016 [score hidden]  (21 children)
    Thanks dude. I've been striving to make up for the wrongs I've committed so one day I can proudly say I'm a normal and fully functional human bean.
    [–]honestthrowout [score hidden]  (14 children)
    How the fuck do you break free from that? You must have at least 1 person who has your back because I'm in a similar situation myself save the drug abuse and I know my time is about up.
    [–]crypticfreak#TRUMP2016 [score hidden]  (12 children)
    Honestly dude, it wasn't easy. It took a lot for me to stop, but it all started after I went to AFR (rehab in Battle Creek, MI). It was so horrible and cult-ish (using primal forms of community therapy, and isolation torture) that I final decided to stop. Everything prior to that was nothing but a huge time waster. I truly had to want it.
    After that I unfortunately did relapse, but in January of 2015 I started tapering down my 2g a day heroin habit. By March I was doing a tenth a day and struggled through some horrible WDs. Because of my lowered tolerance I was ODing about three times a month and I knew I was going to die soon. I was prepared for it.
    In April I picked up a few domestic charges because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I was then put on bond monitoring program because the DA couldn't catch me dealing and they wanted to stop me any way they could.
    So I got clean cold turkey with the help of Imodium (no suboxone or methadone, but because I was already tapered and I did my detox in jail so it wasn't too hard) Shortly after my father relapsed and I saved his life. Scared the fuck out of me even if I hate the man. I picked up another charge for attempted manslaughter but it was dropped to my UA results being clean and my grandparents statements. I knew, however, the DA would come at me with fire and brimstone if I was involved in anything else. I started planing my future.
    In June a good friend of mine was killed via negligence by my ex. She shot him up and then passed out. He died in his sleep. That was the first day I legitimately felt emotion, even if many of my friends had died. I think it's mainly because she called me that night and asked for a place to sleep, and when I told her no she probably offered him sex for a bed and some dope. No matter what I played a part in his death. Her charge was dropped because of her pussy pass and, police deemed it a suicide.
    From that day forward I vowed to never touch heroin again. Like I said, I'd been clean but I had thoughts of relapse and that set me straight.
    So, how do you do it? I believe there are three ways.
    1) if you're ready to quit go to nice rehab and put the effort in. If you're motivated and want to leave your environment most rehabs will place you in sober living (locations all throughout the U.S.)
    2) if you're ready to quit start tapering. If it's opiates you're addicted to stock up on: Imodium; DPH; DXM; tums; ibuprofen; a benzo (if you can); protein and potassium. Try doing a rapid taper and then ween down slowly after you've halved your dose three or four times. After six months your goal should be to be completely clean. Once you're clean get looking for a job. Get your foot in the door. Find a hobby, it will be rough. You will be sick. You will want to blow your brains out. But you can do it. Once you've done all of this you're ready to move out and start your life.
    3) if you're not ready to quit simply keep using until the DA catches on and they keep throwing charges until something eventually sticks,. You'll either quit immediately, or fuck around and go to prison. Repeat until it finally clicks or until you die.
    Shits not easy man. I've done pills since I was 13 and I've done heroin (IV) from 18 until 21. It took option 3 for me, but I feel like option 2 was working (only because I wanted to quit).
    Feel free to msg me if you're feeling down and just want to talk, I'll be here for you.
    [–]Js63999 [score hidden]  (4 children)
    That is one of the best things I've ever read. I wish I knew how to submit that to bestof
    [–]MisterFaucet/r(9k)/obot [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Holy shit, you were dealt a bad hand in life. I thought I was unlucky, goddamn man good luck
    [–]Sidian [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Good post. I'm interested in hearing more. How'd you get a job with a criminal record (if I'm reading this right, not sure if you managed to avoid all charges), what are you doing for a living now? How did you manage to cut off all your old friends/family and get new friends? Have you considered going to college?
    [–]AllMyDays [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >her charge was dropped because of her pussy pass
    ...
    anyways fam you really deserve the best in life from now on considering how much fate has fucked with your life. im really glad the country i was born in doesn't have these kinda problems. this kinda cultural degeneracy seems so prominent in USA/UK these days.
    How was the time in the army?
    [–]LazyTheSloth [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Good for you. I hope you continue to stay clean, and your life continues to improve.
    [–]ave_satana/b/tard [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I'm glad you're on the straight and narrow these days. Having accomplished all that, you'll go on to create a legacy worth remembering, I'm sure.
    [–]Opset/fit/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Jesus Christ... Keep on keeping on, man. I'm pulling for you.
    [–]tehnico [score hidden]  (0 children)
    You break the cycle by throwing out all the ICP stuff you own.
    [–]deeferg [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Don't worry man, not many people can call themselves "normal", and I'm sure the fags that did wouldn't end up on /r/4chan
    [–]AsteRISQUE/g/entooman [score hidden]  (0 children)
    beans are all the same on inside
    [–]Syncal [score hidden]  (0 children)
    >Thanks dude. I've been striving to make up for the wrongs I've committed so one day I can proudly say I'm a normal and fully functional human bean.
    You wanna be a bean? Big dreams my friend
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      [–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >they give him an allowance
      fucking kek
      [–]asufundevils/tv/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >they give him an allowance
      Holy fuck. Now I'm just picturing a 55+ year old man in a basement rationing tendies.
      [–]frictiondick [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Just watch Requiem for a Dream yesterday. Addiction is powerful.
      [–]astuteobservor [score hidden]  (0 children)
      no bro, the moment you got clean and a full time job, you are no longer white trash. you are now a normal human being, a good one too. be happy and proud.
      [–]The_Derpening/k/ [score hidden]  (0 children)
      If only you had succeeded all those years ago.
      [–]Lightbrand [score hidden]  (5 children)
      So...how you feel about having kids of your own and do the same to them.
      [–]crypticfreak#TRUMP2016 [score hidden]  (4 children)
      My parents gave me nothing, so at this point fucking my kids friends is my birth right.
      [–]xaxaxaxa4u/k/ommando [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Flair checks out
      [–]SisterRay/b/tard [score hidden]  (0 children)
      No one cared who I was until I fucked her in the ass.
      [–]rent-a-cop [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >My parents gave me nothing, so at this point fucking my kids is my birth right.
      Ftfy
      [–]ThatOneCanuck [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Good job man. You ended up in a good place.
      [–]rent-a-cop [score hidden]  (1 child)
      >If anyone is going to put him down its gonna be me.
      Well, if you just watched him die then it technically was you that kills him since you could have saved his life.
      But that's just my take on it.
      [–]Squirtle_Turtle [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Dude, even though this is coming from a complete stranger on the Internet, I want you to know that you are a more mature individual than most. You had every justification to watch your father die, but you took the high ground and showed mercy. That takes balls. Your dad had a chance to turn his life around, and now he is paying the consequences for his choice while you are reaping the benefits for yours. Stay clean and stay healthy. That's the biggest "fuck you" you can give 'em. Good luck in life.
      [–]Mick_Slim [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Should still kill him. Like you said, if anyone's gonna end him, it's gonna be you. So do it.
      [–]JustAFuckedUpKid [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Hey, man, you're not alone. I'm 16. My dad's in jail for fucking my ex girlfriend (who is my age). He, too, is a piece of shit junkie and had he not gone to jail he would have ended up overdosing.
      I knew for around a year.
      [–]JustAFuckedUpKid [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Hey, man, you're not alone. I'm 16. My dad's in jail for fucking my ex girlfriend (who is my age). He, too, is a piece of shit junkie and had he not gone to jail he would have ended up overdosing.
      I knew for around a year.
      [–]__Serenity__ [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Your'e a strong one, OP. To come out on top after all that. My life has been a bed of feathers compared to yours.
      [–]MCJeeba/g/entooman [score hidden]  (0 children)
      This makes beautiful copypasta.
      [–]__RemindMeToStudy__ [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Hope you moved out of that toxic environment and broke contact to that girl.
      [–]T3hSwagman [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I felt like you had a clean break after you went into the service but then you just threw yourself back into that hell. Jesus fuck dude. Holy shit I just saw your other post further down, you live in MI too. Good fucking god I was picturing this as backwoods of some southern state. I take my situation for granted.
      [–]jingletard [score hidden]  (0 children)
      You dated the slut ex-gf when you got back who lied to you about it?
      Why the fuck would you ever do that, ever?
      Grats on the sobriety because I know those feels but holy shit you need to have more respect for yourself than that in the future.
      [–]Wobbly_/k/ommando [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >Dated that same girl for 3 years
      Stupider than the herion tbh
      [–]subtle_nirvana92 [score hidden]  (1 child)
      You're allowed to move out on your own retard. Why would you ever go back to that environment?
      [–]crypticfreak#TRUMP2016 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Yeah, that's how the world works. I had no civilian job at the time, and made 280 a month from the national guard, but I guess I overlooked that with a crippling addiction I could just move out. Wish you were around at the time, jee wiz can't believe I didn't think of that.
      [–]Eat_The_Muffin [score hidden]  (2 children)
      Well they have an actual voice recording of a human girl so it could be
      [–]CrazyPurpleBacon [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Actually tho, no other way a /r/obot could get that
      Confirmed real
      [–]traizie [score hidden]  (0 children)
      if having a voice recording of a girl is all it takes for people to believe this then holy shit do I wish I was a girl. I could fuck with people so much worse than this.
      [–]flyingbattleship5 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      spoiler alert: it's probably not
      [–]onowahoo/b/tard [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I don't think it is though... Too perfect to be real
      [–]Camavan [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I have a friend who's been through just about the exact same thing, so it could very well be real. At least I'm convinced.
      [–]BansheeBomb/pol/ack [score hidden]  (4 children)
      I got such a rageboner reading this. Heck I don't even want him to murder his dad now because I want to do it myself.
      [–]Thoughtmo/mu/tant [score hidden]  (1 child)
      CROWFUNDING FOR MURDER OF OP'S FAMILY
      [–]__RemindMeToStudy__ [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Literally Making a murderer here.
      [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Fuck i'd be there helping you out if it wasn't for the whole not wanting to spend my life in jail over these absolute pieces of human garbage. Honestly hope someone fucking kills both of them, some shit is just too fucked up to have no real justice and have them survive unscathed.
      [–]Hero_of_One [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I never thought I'd actually want to kill someone. This dad and girlfriend deserve pain.
      [–]das_superbus [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Lying fucking trash. I can handle all sorts of brutal shit on the internet, but this makes me so fucking uncomfortable and angry. The fact she can lie continually, to his fucking face, like he doesn't know. "It was an accident, he pressured me." You don't accidentally send someone tit pics and call them honey. And his Dad is a fucking piece of shit, break that fuckers legs for what he said to him.
      Fucking pieces of trash, I am so angry.
      [–]razuliserm/b/tard [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Break the fuckers kneecaps. torture him.
      [–]IntergalacticTire [score hidden]  (6 children)
      He should have beheaded them or something as is the tradition in his country.
      [–]Dindu_kn0thing [score hidden]  (4 children)
      At first I thought it was fake but the way she talked was just why to real. I've seen that bargaining before. She wants OP but he says he's done so she starts talking to his dad and when he brings it up she says "I'll meet you instead!"
      [–]Dr_Ben [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Shes going to fuck someone that day, and he gets to pick.
      [–]limeythepomme [score hidden]  (0 children)
      He should let his dad fuck her again, then use it to break up his parents for good.
      Then offer to forgive father, ho for a beer with him, slip a roofie into his drink, strip him naked and tie him to a lamp post, break his kneecap with a hammer.
      Go on holiday
      [–]ericwilldiesoon [score hidden]  (1 child)
      the text messages seem really fake, but the facebook screens sound genuine. the vocaroos also sound, i dunno, forced or scripted. but that could be the sound of a sociopath.
      i'm leaning towards fake and gay
      [–]NotGloomp [score hidden]  (0 children)
      The FB messages look very plausible for the people involved in this situation.
      [–]TheHolyBackstabwee/a/boo [score hidden]  (3 children)
      Fuck im so mad right now
      [–]AsteRISQUE/g/entooman [score hidden]  (2 children)
      but you could be glad that youre not OP.
      but OP fucking blew it, he had all this evidence and could potentially ruin gf's/ dad's lives. it wouldve probably be on the news if that happened.
      [–]Clutter [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Only logical choice is for OP to fuck his mom.
      [–]OctagonalHumanist [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Dude he's been through enough without breaking his hands.
      [–]26ozofwhiskey [score hidden]  (11 children)
      Holy fuck, lots of times I wish 4chan was real, this time I wish.. actually no I don't really care. What a fucked up story. A real solution though? Sure you could get revenge and then go to jail for 25 since you have obvious clear motive and probably aren't smart enough to get away with it. The right thing to do? Leave the house. Cut ties with your family. get a job. be a man, either forget about the whole fucked up thing entirely or use it as motivation to go out and live a real life where you call the shots. Or, wallow in self pity and post on 4chan for obviously the worst possible advice and minimal sympathy.
      [–]Clutter [score hidden]  (2 children)
      OP has to get revenge but keep it legal. OP has to fuck his mum. It's the only way to be sure.
      [–]EHnter [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Maybe fuck gf's mom, so the gf's dad could get involve too. If only there's more we can do, all we have are the names of the dad and gf
      [–]Not_A_Greenhouse [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Post everything to facebook. Mic drop. Leave family.
      [–]shadow56399 [score hidden]  (1 child)
      I feel anyone who doesn't have either A) a spine or B) high amounts of self control would go nuclear with this; although irrational, I think it would be the gut reaction for most people
      [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      How could you possibly say it is irrational to want to kill your father and girlfriend for fucking, betraying, then abusing you? This moral "killing is bad no matter what" crap is what is irrational.
      [–]Benas360 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I'd post the screenshots on his, hers and my wall and then move on
      [–]RadioactiveSlothMan [score hidden]  (0 children)
      He should go and live a real life after cutting all ties with his degenerate family. Then, when his father is lying on his deathbed with cancer of the face and ass, OP should appear. When his guilt-ridden father begs and pleads for forgiveness, OP can bend down slowly and whisper...
      "...No."
      [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      "The right thing to do"...
      Honestly... Your a bitch. If you could just "forget" and move on after some shit like this without taking cruel fate into your hands and fucking it in the ass, you. are. a. fucking. bitch.
      I don't know who i hate more. The dad, or you for being able to let some shit like this just slide off of you like OP's dads dick slid off of his Ex-gf. (Yeah ok i lied, i do know who i hate more, Op's dad easily/obviously)
      Could you honestly do this? Could you honestly just pack up and move away and try to forget that your fucking dad fucked your GF and then talked shit to YOU about it. Your mother forgave him quickly and your GF tries to take a dig at you for not seeing her tues by saying she will see your dad again? omfg this kind of thinking just pisses me off so much. You might as well be OP's mother and go suck the cum off of the dads dick.
      What bitch gave you gold? You disgust me.
      [–]candersen9356 [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Enjoy that gold bud ;)
      [–]26ozofwhiskey [score hidden]  (0 children)
      thanks man, wow I never expected my first gild to come from r/4chan. what a crazy digital indoor world we live in.
      [–]Crusader1089 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      A UK prison would be pretty comfortable for a robot. Meals cooked, laundry done, buggered every night by Big Steve.
      [–]CervezaMotaYtacos [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I don't get the big deal. All he has to do is fuck his Dad's wife a few times and there even. Eezee Peezee.
      [–]Snoutmol/b/ [score hidden]  (7 children)
      Wow 4chan can be really supportive.
      [–]Spooky-skeleton [score hidden]  (1 child)
      They mostly want him to kill him, her and himself
      [–]air0125 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      In the UK crime of passion has 20 year maximum sentence. So killing them both is actually not a deal breaker
      [–]ObeselyMorbid [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Maybe not the greatest advice, but recommending OP kill them both shows empathy for his situation... Fuck, just reading that makes me wish I could kill them for OP's sake. Anyone who could do that to their kid doesn't deserve to live. The girlfriend is just a dumb slut, but the dad....
      [–]ericwilldiesoon [score hidden]  (1 child)
      it's so easy to judge how others handle fucked up situations.
      i doubt half these fucks have any life experience.
      [–]Rustyconcrete [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >life experience
      >robots
      kek
      [–]KiLlEr10312 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I think anyone would want to kill this fuck after this abominable act
      [–]Redlaces123 [score hidden]  (4 children)
      My fucking god
      He needs to kill his father. This is disgusting and his father needs to be killed by op or the most powerful oedipal complex of all possibilities will manifest in a physical monstrous form
      Op must murder his dad
      [–]Sparky98798/pol/itician [score hidden]  (0 children)
      When things go this far out of the natural order, they must be ended and the remnants of this monstrosity must be purged.
      [–]nannal [score hidden]  (2 children)
      Holy shit, that is the answer.
      Dad fucks his girlfriend, there's only one step beyond that, fuck his dads wife.
      [–]SC2124 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      No fuck that, fuck the dad.
      [–]noshore4me [score hidden]  (1 child)
      The chandelier reflected in the first screen shot looks pretty nice.
      [–]limeythepomme [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Found the interior decorator
      [–]whatsaustindoin [score hidden]  (2 children)
      This was the most fucked up thrill ride I've ever experienced reading r/4chan i don't know that I've ever been so mad for someone else in my entire life.
      [–]qauntumz [score hidden]  (0 children)
      This situatiom is the only situation in the world IMO where murdering someone is worth life in prison. Lkke seriously nohing else om the planet could set me off as much as this exact situation.
      [–]Dec3ptor [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Fucking hits you right in the I want to kill someone feels
      [–]sictabk2/co/mrade [score hidden]  (2 children)
      >1 2 5
      >3 4 6
      What the fucking fuck is that order of arrangement it's been a while since i was this triggered. Also, this is a big thread.
      [–]purrppassion [score hidden]  (0 children)
      caring that much about numbers might be a sign of aspergers
      [–]GroundhogLiberator [score hidden]  (9 children)
      I'm a normie but I audibly reeeeeeeeed.
      Is there no end to the degeneracy of these vile whores
      [–]Kaserbeam [score hidden]  (6 children)
      >audibly reeeeeeing
      This level of autism
      [–]EdwardoSuperTramp [score hidden]  (5 children)
      >Not audibly reeeeeeeeeing
      KILL THE NORMIE
      [–]Comrade_McCumfarts/h/ [score hidden]  (4 children)
      OFF MY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
      [–]Mick_Slim [score hidden]  (3 children)
      >Submits shitty AskReddit thread that comes up monthly
      >/r/4chan is MY SUUUUUB!!!!
      Kill yourself faggot.
      [–]Comrade_McCumfarts/h/ [score hidden]  (2 children)
      >stalks people's post history just to one up them
      I hope mommy's check for your weekly GBPs bounces, faggot.
      [–]downboatsgalore [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >Has no worthwhile comeback
      >"you, pshhh, went through my publically available shit and proved me wrong"
      I hope you end up in Op's life
      [–]David_mcnasty [score hidden]  (2 children)
      I'm disappointed that he didn't even give us solid quality nudes.
      [–]Weeaboomaster [score hidden]  (18 children)
      His dad is a big guy
      [–]7c223824[S] [score hidden]  (10 children)
      Do you think getting caught was part of his plan?
      [–]Widdles_P_Diddles [score hidden]  (7 children)
      Of course. He had to find out how big of a pussy his son was
      [–]Dudebromancer [score hidden]  (6 children)
      Turns out he's a pretty big pussy.
      [–]RyanBDawg [score hidden]  (1 child)
      They sound like pure trash, all of them.
      [–]Jiinoz [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Does anyone have the Facebook links?
      [–]chiropter [score hidden]  (0 children)
      See, you might think the life of a NEET is all glamour, public transport, and no gf, but in reality you will have a girlfriend who cucks you with your dad, and then your family will tell you to get over it and you have no where to go
      [–]Coutirmino [score hidden]  (3 children)
      ...and yet there is "no excuse" for hitting a woman.
      Dad would be getting a beat down and all.
      [–]Miami_Vice-Grip [score hidden]  (3 children)
      I checked tineye and GIS with the nude. Cropped it and rotated correctly. No matches, nor anything similar enough to be the original.
      [–]Lavalampexpress [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Thanks Detective armchair, stay on the case
      [–]Myspeld [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >Pull his shirt over his head and beat him with a hammer.
      That might be the funniest shit I have ever seen.
      [–]wolverhampton69 [score hidden]  (18 children)
      Yeah the best thing he could have done (if underage) is get the authorities involved. Statutory rape could mean big jail time for the Dad. He should just dump the gf.
      [–]celticcreator [score hidden]  (16 children)
      The legal age of consent is 16 in the UK.
      [–]nerowasframed [score hidden]  (4 children)
      I can't get this off my mind. I'm so pissed about it. God, I hope that Andy guy punched his dad in his fucking face, spat in his mother's face, and never looked at his ex ever again.
      I can't figure out who is the worst in this story. His father carried on an affair with his son's gf for months without any guilt. When confronted about it, he attacked the son and called him pathetic. Then, he tried to get the gf to "meet him at a hotel." He was clearly using the threat of sleeping with the gf again to coax his son into meeting with him. Absolutely no remorse. He's a clear narcissist.
      The mother is just as disgusting. She knew about it, and she hid it from the son?? The fuck? She should have divorced the father, and kept her son away from him. SHE SHOULD HAVE PROTECTED HER SON. She didn't, and that means she failed at being a mother. She is no better than if she had just dumped him off in a gutter when he was an infant.
      The thing that really gets me is what the girl kept saying:
      >You know your dad isn't a normal dad
      She tried to justify her infidelity by claiming his dad was more attractive than most dads. Jesus fucking Christ. I want to change my original thought on her. I don't think Andy should never see her again. I think he should meet with her once, get her to do all sorts of depraved and shameful sex acts to repent and show him that she's sorry. Then, he should ghost on her and never see her again.
      I really hope this kid didn't actually become an hero. I hope he got angry, got his shit together, and won this shit over those three pieces of trash.
      [–]EHnter [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Let's at least publicly humiliate the 3. Death wouldn't be appropriate, but something just as bad. If anyone is interested in the names and the original archive, here's the link: http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/25461818#p25461818
      [–]JoeDurp [score hidden]  (12 children)
      i really cant tell whose worse the dad or the gf
      [–]rawrnnn [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Betraying your son is a lot worse than your betraying highschool boyfriend honestly, not even close.
      [–]underhooksuplex/x/phile [score hidden]  (6 children)
      The dad. For fucks sakes, I have a 12 year old son, there is absolutely no way I would ever do this to him when he gets older. It's disgusting, and the dad is a complete pig. The girlfriend is too, really. The dad, though, should never fucking try that shit with his son's girlfriend.
      My dad tried that shit with my brother's first wife. My brother would have killed him if my dad weren't already dying of cancer. Lucky asshole. I would have ended that prick if he tried that with my wife. Guy was a cunt ass drug dealing murderer anyway.
      [–]countrybreakfast1 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Yeah gf relationship is like one year, father is whole life. Much worse for father. Lucky my dad is a beta and I'm too much of a beta to get girls so don't have to worry bout that.
      [–]aionquestion [score hidden]  (0 children)
      It was just a prank, son. Chill!
      [–]yepyauhhuh/int/olerant [score hidden]  (0 children)
      dad obviously..
      [–]Blue_crabs [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Amazing how monstrous the human race can be within the lines of their own social taboos.
      [–]YourNameIsSusan/pol/itician [score hidden]  (0 children)
      wow what a read, OP! thanks for posting 'm8' :-)
      [–]InstantRamen25 [score hidden]  (4 children)
      I can honestly say I never get affected by anything that comes out of 4chan. This made me feel rage beyond rage. Holy fuck. I'd kill that guy's dad for him. It's legit grounds where the cops would just let the kid off with a slap on the wrist if they knew what happened.
      [–]BilgeXAfa/tv/irgin [score hidden]  (0 children)

      you know your dad is not like normal dads

      ;^)
      [–]limeythepomme [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >He's not like normal dads
      What the fuck does that mean?
      OP if your not an hero by now post some backstory you fucking shit muncher
      [–]leanaconda/k/ommando [score hidden]  (0 children)
      >His gf is at a hotel with his dad
      >His mum is also at the hotel
      Basically had a threesome while laughing at how pathetic anon is
      [–]Skrillcage [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Those commenters try so hard to be edgy sometimes. I kinda want more of that story though...
      [–]T_D707 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Best post of all time front page here we come
      [–]Steve_Wiener [score hidden]  (1 child)
      "OP, the bull/cuck dialect is as integral to the West's collective unconscious as the Christian trinity. Don't try to fight powers whose scope and reach will long outlive you; as the Stoics wisely posited, fate cucks us all, and any possible contentment in mortal life is contingent upon our indifference to this."
      holy sheeeit
      [–]Udon_tacos/q/ueer [score hidden]  (3 children)
      I sent this link to my dad and his reply was, "No. It's just stupid awful shit from the trolls, you don't send it to real people. Wtf why would you think that would amuse me in any way? I'm deleting it."
      [–]zaturama015 [score hidden]  (2 children)
      I would check his and your gf phones just in case
      [–]magister0/ck/ [score hidden]  (1 child)
      >i just thought maybe he'd like me more
      >it seemed like we could all be ok with it maybe
      I've been so inundated by feminism lately, always talking about this theoretical shit, that I forgot that women actually are fucking cunts
      This makes me feel a lot better
      [–]RasslinsnotRasslin [score hidden]  (7 children)
      Jesus just find the hotel and shoot the two of them, crim of passion is twenty years max
      [–]Tz33ntch/r(9k)/obot [score hidden]  (0 children)
      M U R D E R

U         E

R         D

D         R

E         U

R E D R U M
      [–]maysayimadreamer [score hidden]  (2 children)
      Does someone know a way to get a hold of that thread or that kid? I feel this was too much for me to sit idly by. I want to help that kid. If it means flying him down to the states and taking care of the guy, I'll do it. I need to at least talk to the kid so he doesn't kill himself. I know I would want to.
      [–]theracistsouth [score hidden]  (0 children)
      you just want to fuck his dad don't you
      [–]Unique_Name_2 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Start banging english sluts until you find one that matches the nudes, accounting for age. Then, go through her phone.
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