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Trump, We Shall Overcomb

Maybe the reason so many libertarians are now Trump lovers is because his comb over was the only thing they didn't like about him?

Hillary for Prison

Translation: I want everything privatized except her emails.

Deez Nuts

They act smug and anti-political but the person wearing this ironic 'joke' shirt will likely just vote Republican like they do in every election.

I'm Ready for Oligarchy

This is not even ironic. I think they are aware of what follows from libertarian policies.

Evolution of Modern Man

But Ron and Rand don't believe in no evolution.

Gonzalez cannon.

Need a thing to shoot Indians with to make a slave state in Texas... which isn't against NAP at all I'm sure. Neither is owning something given to you by a government.

Trust the Government (Sitting Bull)

I am in solidarity with Sitting Bull and Indians, but I won't doubt property rights for white people who own the land they lived on. Nor will I support any policies to help them. I also have the shirt above about shooting Indians to clear them out of Texas.

Government: Protecting the shit out of you.

To be worn unironically by libertarians and tea party who cheer-lead for blacks to get beat to a pulp by police for being 'thugs'. And post stats from Stormfront about black on white crime.

The State: Ideas so good that they should be mandatory

Yep, nothing should be mandatory. Like laws against rape and murder. That should be totally up to the individual. I'm sure they will also agree that property rights aren't mandatory since it is only an idea.

Teddy Roosevelt

I bitch about progressivism all day long and how they ruined America, but have a Teddy Roosevelt shirt for some reason because it looks super manly and he is riding an animal. So that must mean he was a libertarian.

Culpeper Minutemen don't tread on me

Here they are using the flag emblem that they used in the Civil War when they fought for moar slavery in the confederacy. To specifically differentiate them from the 1775 version used in the American revolution. That seems odd, unless you remember that libertarians are neo-confederates.

Moultrie liberty

More specifically southern symbolism but more obscure. I think I'm noticing a pattern of who they think buys all of this.

Libertarians: diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone

Except all of the times when governments were overthrown to put in people like Pinochet

Sons of Liberty join or die

Except if you ask them to join the military now they say there should be an all volunteer army so only poor people and minorities can fight their battles.

Goldman Sachs 2016

Also not ironic if you want everything privatized and don't even vote. Also wearer of this shirt will vote Trump when the time comes. And knows full well the non-existence of a libertarian doesn't mean there is no choice.

Thomas Paine quote

Like having a Roosevelt shirt, they are generally ignorant of how not libertarian the person is. Is this the same Paine who wanted guaranteed income, estate taxes, and old age pensions before those were things? And for land owners to take care of the people without land?

Nixon bowling

His greatest crime was the EPA, OSHA, and Clean Air Act. On the other hand he gave them Pinochet. So is this evil Nixon or good Nixon?

Crazyhorse

Another vague appreciation and non-commitment to Indians.

Thoreau - Disobey

But first make sure Ralph Waldo Emerson gives you land and your mom washes your clothes. Also don't read which tax (local poll tax) he protested and just assume it was a federal income tax and he was proto Irwin Schiff.

Oligarchy monopoly man

Stop hitting yourself libertarians.

Rothbard - anti-state anti-war free-market

Pro-baby markets, pro-David Duke, and pro-unleashing the cops on blacks? That Rothbard?

Fake quote from Jefferson on a t-shirt #219192192 (about tyranny footholds)

Earliest known appearance of this quote is 2005... which is quite a few years after his death. At least it hasn't been traced back to Stormfront yet. So they have that going for them.