So I'm sure many of you have already seen this thread, this sub should probably just be redirected to it from now on as it's basically a picking tree for /r/ShitAmericansSay quotes. I thought I'd make a bit of a collection, feel free to add to it.

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America is BIG:

Travelling through states is the same as travelling between countries (start here and read all the child comments if you're still not convinced at how big USA is.)

Europe = 2 states, Texas + Alaska Despite Europe (including just the European part of Russia) being almost the same size of the US.

America has more diverse landscapes

The classic 'cultural melting pot'

Let's see your Grand Canyon, your Yellowstone, your tornado ally. Love this one. The guy thinks living in tornado alley is amazing, because one nearly destroyed his home and livelihood before swerving destroying hundreds of others instead.

Those pesky Muslamics:

we're not sitting ducks for the Islamic terrorists this guy is just a twat to be fair.

"Have fun with your Sharia Law"

Europoor:

I'd say Alabama has a bigger GDP than Germany

Europeans live in the same tiny shack their great great great grandparents did

We'd have more money if we didn't spend it all on protecting you guys

I'll take having a wealthier country over not getting buttfucked by healthcare bills and tuition fees

Our average car

GUNS! ARMY!:

If guns kill people, cars cause wrecks ahh, this old gem.

A reply to someone asking to compare mass killings

In America we'd just shoot everyone if they tried to implement Sharia Law this one struck a nerve with me

I'm not even sure what this is

More of how FUCKED we are without their planes in airbases

Ah, here it is, 'we saved your asses in WW2'

Healthcare/tuition:

It's adorable when they talk about their "free" healthcare and "free" tuition without mentioning their obscene tax rates.

The world should be thanking us for having an expensive healthcare system that they all are leeching off

Our healthcare is premium, we don't want to use the free version

Nobody calls the police free, why do you call your healthcare free?

Guys how much tax do we pay? Does anyone understand what goes on??

You have to wait for MONTHS for shit to get done in a European hospital -- This one as well

Calling it free is obviously implying all the doctors work for free

US has the best medical care in the world

Miscellaneous:

Unless you invented football, basketball or baseball I don't care.

Everyone hates America

Another, apparently reddit hates America

More

Sounds like Europe is a little salty after still not landing on the fucking moon.

We'd riot if we had to pay that much tax, but won't riot over massive fucking healthcare bills yeah alright mate

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Right, didn't even bother clicking load more comments (other than for child comments), I'm sure there's plenty more down the bottom which I might go have a look at later on.

To be honest there could easily be a /r/ShitEuropeansSay thread on the stuff in there as well. Everyone was just kinda being a dick to eachother, but the amount of upvoted stuff from them is crazy, so many seem to be so unaware of the world outside of America. Hope you enjoy.