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Have you recently read an amusing Reddit comment out of the states? Of course you have! Post it here.

This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely American in nature.

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New header: THE VOTES ARE IN! (self.ShitAmericansSay)

JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire! が 5日前 投稿 - stickied post

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The Weekly Anything Goes Thread - December 4, 2015 (self.ShitAmericansSay)

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[funny]"As usual, the thing that Europeans are saying they're better at than the US was actually invented by Americans" -- "Through a medium invented by Americans -- the internet" -- "Written on a keyboard -- which was invented by an American." (np.reddit.com)

eaterofshits が 6時間前 投稿

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[funny]"I always get a kick out of Europeans who somehow think they are more worldly because they can and often do travel between EU nations, and Americans generally don't travel between international borders as much. There is far more societal difference between California, Kentucky, and Minnesota” (np.reddit.com)

eaterofshits が 4時間前 投稿

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[funny]"Have fun with your Sharia Law" (and the rest of it) (np.reddit.com)

tslimeI personally believe... が 7時間前 投稿

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[funny]The US essentially subsidizes the healthcare of the world. (np.reddit.com)

UniDamSon が 2時間前 投稿

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[MensRights]"Europeans wonder why Americans are so arrogant. Our country is superior to their countries. We believe in freedom, they do not. Our culture dominates the entire planet, their children watch our movies, listen to our music & read our books." (np.reddit.com)

hellosugarfly が 14時間前 投稿

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[funny]"I wonder if Europeans know what a backyard or SUV are. Because the average American family has both, plus a multiple car garage and driveway. And oh yea, I'd rather travel to Miami, Los Angeles and several other big cities in America over literally anywhere in Europe." (np.reddit.com)

eaterofshits が 5時間前 投稿

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[funny]"Sounds like Europe is a little salty after still not landing on the fucking moon." (np.reddit.com)

eaterofshits が 6時間前 投稿

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[funny][Post Comments]Europe is a literal shithole compared to the US (np.reddit.com)

krimin_killr21 が 5時間前 投稿

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[funny]"Funny how when Europe mentions their health care system they seem to forgot to mention how America subsidizes and innovates the technology they use" (np.reddit.com)

eaterofshits が 6時間前 投稿

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[funny]We could turn the world into a parking lot. We choose not to, so sit down and shut up, peasant. (np.reddit.com)

eaterofshits が 3時間前 投稿

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ShitAmericansDo: Protests New York Times gun control article by shooting it several times (thedrum.com)

AryanBrothelhood が 13時間前 投稿

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Philip Bloom is told to improve his English, "Try to speak more american english then you will improve lightyears ahead" (i.imgur.com)

knaefraktur が 17時間前 投稿

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[worldnews](Front national) are only Far-right if you're a Marxist like Obama or a Bernie Sanders voter. When you're that far out in left field then everything looks pretty far to the right when it's really just right of center. (np.reddit.com)

klesmezsocialism is a swear in this house が 13時間前 投稿

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"I have a moral and legal responsibility to ensure the safety of all patriots in my community, so effective immediately I am declaring Florida Gun Supply a 'Muslim-Free Zone'" (youtu.be)

89longWenn wir aber nur den Krieg gewonnen hätte... が 14時間前 投稿

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Very sharp, nice looking knife. Fits my Glock 19 perfect. would work great, if someone tried to take my gun, out of my hand. But mostly, just looks cool. I look forward too pokeing an intruder with it. LOL (i.imgur.com)

frites_van_holland が 1日前 投稿

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'PTSD? You mean the best times of my life!' Sticker (redbubble.com)

diao_si が 13時間前 投稿

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[offbeat]20 U.S. Billionaires Now Own as Much Wealth as Half of All Americans. "DAE HATE THE RICH??!??111" (np.reddit.com)

Jan_Brady が 9時間前 投稿

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[Scotland]"Because I wanted one. I had the money to build one. And I did. It's called freedom" on why anyone would want or need an assault rifle (np.reddit.com)

scramere が 12時間前 投稿

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[unitedkingdom]"I hate to say this, but reading British insults towards my country online (which seems to be universal across the internet) has really made me dislike the UK. How the fuck do we share a "special relationship" when so many of you seem so anti American?" (np.reddit.com)

rafxgsy が 19時間前 投稿

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[SubredditDrama]He doesn't seem to understand that Europe has been able to live the idealist dream for decades under the US military umbrella. (np.reddit.com)

IWannaFuckEllenPageleader of the anti-american circlejerk が 16時間前 投稿

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Don't agree with bombing and invading countries? You're an Islamonazi sympathisizer. (imgur.com)

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"Real wages have not been stagnant. Wrong. Just wrong. This graph shows real wages have gone up significantly for each income quintile." (advisorperspectives.com)

Lamont-Cranston が 10時間前 投稿

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[worldnews]"The reason you think the US experiences more mass shootings than other countries is because certain people choose to lie with statistics by not compensating for population." (np.reddit.com)

Telpnirp2 が 20時間前 投稿

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Ted Nugent Calls On Gun Owners To ‘Cleanse’ America Of Liberals (yournewswire.com)

hippiechan が 20時間前 投稿

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[worldnews]You clearly don't know what an assault rifle is, so why not just go sit in the corner and let the grown-ups talk? (np.reddit.com)

Katanae が 11時間前 投稿

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