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Have you recently read an amusing Reddit comment out of the states? Of course you have! Post it here.

This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely American in nature.

This is not a place to bring your hatred of Americans or America- we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.

Keep in mind that we are here to have a laugh, not to get angry.

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I. No personal information;

II. Do not vote or comment in linked threads;

III. Do not link to comment chains that you've posted in;

IV. Focus on the large, mainstream subreddits and avoid smaller subreddits and low-hanging fruit (MURICA, Circlebroke, 4chan et al.);

V. If submitting a Reddit comment, the title should be a direct quote of all or part of the comment (NO EDITORIALISING) - further explanation can be added in the text of the post;

VI. Submissions should be of images or links to shitty comments Americans made - multiple shitty comments can be compiled into an effort post. Do not write stories yourself - save those for the weekend sticky thread;

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New header: THE VOTES ARE IN! (self.ShitAmericansSay)

JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire! が 13時間前 投稿 - stickied post

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Delusional kid who has been in the Marines for 6 months says the military should be the only way to pay for college, absolutely loses his shit when called out (i.imgur.com)

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[AdviceAnimals]I'm a 28 year old male who joined the Marine Corps 2 days after graduating high school. I'm being 100% honest, I totally forgot there was a safe search filter option. You just brought back memories of me signing on to AOL with my dad's account to slowly download naughty jpegs of fake Britney Spears. (np.reddit.com)

Reddit_da_jatt が 7時間前 投稿

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[news]On the current shooting in San Bernardino: "First they take your guns, then they take your rights". (np.reddit.com)

xKempesx が 2時間前 投稿

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[leagueoflegends]"Dude, America could have claimed all of Western Europe and a chunk of Eastern Asia post WWII but they didn't. Western Europe literally has centuries of history in taking people's stuff, land, and citizens." (+143) (np.reddit.com)

concernedgermancar が 16時間前 投稿

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[Showerthoughts]"Well America is the best country which is why its got so many haters..." (np.reddit.com)

Vivalafire が 11時間前 投稿

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Am I the only one that doesn't get how this supports US troops? (i.imgur.com)

Hadditor が 13時間前 投稿

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[mildlyinteresting]"There are 30 times as many illiterate people in California than there are people in Iceland." "So California has more illegal immigrants than Iceland has people by an order of magnitude" (np.reddit.com)

Barry_Scotts_CatInternet European が 13時間前 投稿

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Can we not post stuff about the San Bernardino shooting? (self.ShitAmericansSay)

xxpussyslayer98 が 14分前 投稿

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[Conservative]/r/conservative mod "Enjoy the downvotes!" after dissonant opinion is stated - response to: Reports of at Least 20 Victims Amid Active Shooting Incident in San Bernardino (np.reddit.com)

Nachtraaf"Dutch, Danish, completely different." -"Minor detail... が 1時間前 投稿

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[Meta] Another day, another mass shooting in my country. (self.ShitAmericansSay)

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"Now listen, here's the simple an undeniable fact: The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats. The media doesn't report that." —U.S. Senator Ted Cruz on the Hugh Hewitt Radio Show (youtube.com)

ChaloolsDamn Yankee が 19時間前 投稿

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On San Bernadino and gun control: "If you want to disarm me you're going to have to kill me." (np.reddit.com)

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[leagueoflegends]"Honestly when the US was interested in whatever sport, they always ended up dominating it (basketball, golf, rugby etc). " (np.reddit.com)

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An American orders a 'Black and Tan' in Ireland, classic SAS ensues: "I suddenly wished my parents hadn’t burdened me with such an English sounding last name. I wanted to shout “I’m 1/8 Irish!”, but fractions were never my strong suit." (changesinlongitude.com)

SirCarloLoves sweetcorn on pizza, sue me が 1日前 投稿

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[AskReddit]"the display of national flags is a fairly uniquely American thing to do" (np.reddit.com)

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[europe]Irish is a melodic language "because it was passed down mostly in song". (np.reddit.com)

Mit3210Yes, I'm white AND African が 1日前 投稿

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[MapPorn]"How much of this old Japan is left?" -"probably not much since we bombed the shit out of them" (np.reddit.com)

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Presidential candidate Marco Rubio: The United States is Governed by God, Not the Constitution (forwardprogressives.com)

TheemutsThe Netherlands? Awesome, I love Scandinavia! が 1日前 投稿

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[politics]"This is a plainly deceitful tactic used by gun grabbers to stir up fear and paranoia in the hope that people will abandon a Constitutionally guaranteed right." (np.reddit.com)

workerbotsuperheroUSian conscientious objector が 1日前 投稿

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[sweden]"Nothing to rebuild in a few more years. 30+ NO GO ZONES. Rapes, murders, and daily beatings... sounds like Sweden is done, you should just put a fork in it." (np.reddit.com)

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[todayilearned]"Can confirm. From Pennsylvania. Also, Scottish and Irish." (np.reddit.com)

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[sports]"NOW KISS!!! Edit: Well since I'm being downvoted for making a joke, here's something that isn't a joke...soccer fucking blows. It's barely a sport. Enjoy watching your 3 hour tie contest." (np.reddit.com)

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"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself "British" because brown people aren't native to Britain." (i.imgur.com)

QuietuusDowntrodden by the Queenocracy が 2日前 投稿

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[todayilearned]"So why is Boston the biggest Irish community outside of Ireland? And why does my state host a highland games that is attended en masse by people worldwide?" (np.reddit.com)

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[news]"And throughout most of Europe you have close to none of the rights you expect if accused of a crime" (np.reddit.com)

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