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[–]marmitemachtfreiUnited States 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

Greece - please.

Hungary - basically fascists.

Malta - wait, sorry, what's a Malta?

Cyprus - half-Greek, half-kebab.

Poland - Catholic theocracy.

Lithuania - highest suicide rate in the Western world.

I already said Canada should probably rank above us, but these clowns?

[–]MortalSphereLithuania 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lithuania - highest suicide rate in the Western world.

We are so developed that the only left way up is ascension.

[–]droomphxixixi i trick yuo is of american 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Mothership is coming for us.

[–]theskyisnotthelimitQuebec 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

USA - basically fascist, half-Mexican, Protestant theocracy where insane people go on killing sprees every other Tuesday and everyone's just kind of ok with it by now.

[–]marmitemachtfreiUnited States 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'll give you the killing sprees part, but we have one of the world's most secular governments and strongest national traditions of civil liberties. The First Amendment alone pretty much puts us at the global apex here, but you can also thank our world-famous bloodsucking lawyers. As for the half-Mexican part, Mexican food is incredible and way better than whatever the hell you guys eat up in Canada. (Baby seal? Moose? I'm really not sure. That said, poutine is delicious and even in this smack-talk exchange I won't pretend otherwise.)

[–]viermalvierAustria 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

god bless you my son.

[–]theskyisnotthelimitQuebec 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

honestly I love Mexican people and especially their food. I wish more of them would come here because our Mexican food isn't so great :( But I know all the immigration from Mexico bothers a lot of Americans, so that's why I brought it up. It is polandball after all

[–]marmitemachtfreiUnited States 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No need to apologize for the smack talk! C'est Polandball, et je l'aime. I was having fun. Whoever downvoted me clearly wasn't.

[–]OneDegreeCanada 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I honestly haven't looked into it. I could see it going either way: a systematic error in the IHDI calculation results in nonsense results vs. the USA is extremely shitty for huge swaths of the population in a way that seems counter-intuitive given the general air of affluence/prosperity put on not only by American media, but also its populace (ie, consumption of status items on credit, people on facebook et al making outward displays of stability despite private problems, etc).

The people whose job it is to really look at the problem say reality is a way that I would not have guessed based on my gut reaction. The central lesson of empiricism has classically been that your gut reaction is prooooobably off the mark unless you're intuiting how not to get eaten by savannah predators.

[–]Sinfonietta_Netherlands 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cyprus doesn't include kebab though, while Malta's irrelevancy isn't measured in its HDI.

Not that I care, Holland can into #4! Makes me slightly forget about a recent footballing disaster shudders.

[–]Durzo_BlintBoston Stronk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A malta is an Austrian of Celtic descent that has a fetish for nazi chicks.