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[–]Misspel 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Husband: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!

Emergency operator: Is this her first child?

Husband: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

[–]655321FCP 37ポイント38ポイント  (17子コメント)

Worst joke I've ever seen... Still made me laugh

[–]MaxwellBot 19ポイント20ポイント  (16子コメント)

You think that joke was bad? Then read this:


Why can't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless! Hahaha!

Also because it's broken...


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[–]yismeicha 8ポイント9ポイント  (15子コメント)

I like you, /u/maxwellbot

[–]MaxwellBot 16ポイント17ポイント  (14子コメント)

Two cows stands on a field

-Moooh!

-Oink!

-Seriously? Oink??

-Yeah, I study foreign language


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[–]Dirtydeedsinc 6ポイント7ポイント  (13子コメント)

I just found my new favorite bot /u/maxwellbot

[–]MaxwellBot 15ポイント16ポイント  (12子コメント)

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

Hahaha hoohoh haha hihi!


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[–]SonOfTheViral 7ポイント8ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'm glad I scrolled down to see these comments /u/maxwellbot

[–]MaxwellBot 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

Knock knock!

Who's there?

To

To who?

To whom


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[–]lurkermcdurker 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I...don't get it.

[–]seansoup 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

A contraction in grammar is to combine two words like "can not" into "can't" by using an apostrophe. A contraction in pregnancy is the contraction, or tightening, of certain muscles when the woman goes into labor, to deliver the baby.

[–]lurkermcdurker 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you kind sir! I have children, but apparently I need to go back to grammar school.