I still get a chuckle out of bitcoiners using the term "fiat" with sincerity, as if normal people would know what the fuck they are talking about.

Thanks to /u/dyzo-blue for drawing this to the attention of management. Following the successful roll out of Bit-Coin, Bit-coin, The Bit-coin and other variants we are now adding "fiat" to the list. Please try to use "Actual Money" and other approved variants e.g.

Something something fiat actual money....

Management will be monitoring all operatives and expecting at least an 80% conversion from "fiat" by the end of the month.