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[Honest cards] TGT Neutrals (self.hearthstone)

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[–]Gabu-chan 26ポイント27ポイント  (12子コメント)

Gadgetzan Jouster works just fine in my midrange Paladin, as a one of.

[–]Randomd0g 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

I keep wanting to like it but I always end up going back to zombie chow.

[–]Gabu-chan 28ポイント29ポイント  (10子コメント)

Sadly, Zombie Chow will probably forever be the best 1 drop.

[–]lvl5dagon 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

It can be a clutch heal vs mirror entity as well!

[–]YourOwnDemise 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or a clutch mind blast in a Priest deck if you have Auchanai.

[–]aman27deep 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

The priest 1 mana 2/3 is better obviously for dragon decks.

[–]samworthy 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not even cause auchenai exists

Edit: didn't realize auchenai isn't in dragon priest

[–]Orval 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

He said for Dragon decks. Dragon Priest doesn't run (or need or want) auchenai

[–]XephirothUltra 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He means for dragon priest specifically. They don't usually run Auchenai so Twilight Whelp is usually better for them.

[–]writesaboutstats 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh. At least Zombie Chow is fair and lacks RNG.

It's going to be pretty hard to dethrone Piloted Shredder as the best 4 drop.

[–]UglyStru 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Neutral* cards like Mana Wyrm and Flame Imp have chow beat.

[–]Avadis 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

Justicar Trueheart 6 mana 6/3 - Battlecry: Kill a face hunter.
Murloc Knight 6 mana 3/4 - Battlecry: Turns itself into Inspire Grim Patron.
Super Salty Dog 6 mana 7/4 - Deathrattle: Draw another Super Salty Dog or a lot of salt.

[–]Matazaonreddit 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Super salty dog is awesome. The effect really is get another shitty card. Or not.

[–]Negativefalsehoods 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mrrrwurrrllllgl...Pile on!

[–]retr0rocket 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

nah 6/3 on turn 6 with no taunt means your dead by then anyways.

[–]Avadis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unless you're playing Warrior and gain armor every turn.

[–]writesaboutstats 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a CW, nothing is more satisfying than bringing out Justicar against a Face Hunter. Your puny hero power tickles me.

[–]PrimusDeP 175ポイント176ポイント  (19子コメント)

Needs:

Murloc Knight (3/4), Inspire: Summon a random Mrukeye, Warleader or another copy of itself.

Gormok 4/4

[–]SzotyMAG[S] 58ポイント59ポイント  (12子コメント)

Murloc Knight will be included in the class specific version

About Gormok, I coulnd't find any meme worthy about him

[–]Soulkind 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

i think he means Gormok as a vanilla 4 mana 4/4 ;)

[–]SzotyMAG[S] 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yep, I wanted to make it but the card itself doesn't feel dank enough to make fun of it

[–]hastalavistabob 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

gormok 4 mana 4/4 play it after you traded your 4th minion

[–]HyzerFlip 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

He'd my first and second TGT legend. I keep forgetting he exists.

I've only got 2 TGT legends...

[–]adreamofhodor 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you've got the right deck, Gormok is extremely strong.

[–]HyzerFlip 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be may be useful post warsong nerf so I still have him

[–]Matazaonreddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gormok: Deal 4 damage if you would win next turn.

Or: Deal 4 damage if your opponent has 4 life

[–]theStreetMime -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Deal 4 damage if you have 4 other creatures in play. You may only play if you have 3 other creatures in play.

[–]thataquarduser 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about: if you have 3 minions, reread the card text.

[–]KlingonAdmiral 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also please:

Bolster: Destroy your class.

[–]Eazyyy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gormok could have been, 'Do nothing if you're Forsen'.

[–]Hardmode-Activated -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mal'Ganis: Opponent Concedes, or destroy this card.

[–]Jejmaze 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Inspire: Summon a random Murloc Companion.

It's always Murkeye

[–]GiantDuarf 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Only on the enemy's turn, on your turn, summon [[Murloc Raider]].

[–]Hello! Hello! Hello!hearthscan-bot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Call/PM me with up to 7 [[cardname]]

[–]Hermiona1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not even kidding, I played Murloc Knight when I needed 2 dmg for lethal and got Old Murkey gg wp

[–]ariehkovler 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I get Gormok's conditional effect off probably more than 50% of the time in zoolock.

[–]WILL_NOW_VANISH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's good in Hunter too but definitely more fun than useful.

[–]n0r7 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Kings elekk. Battlecry reveal a random minion from your opponents deck and a web spinner from your deck

[–]BaaruRaimu 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even if you take out webspinner to win more jousts, it'll just reveal the other Elekk.

[–]JirachiWishmaker 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

But if you opponent uses it, they draw Highmane or Dr. Boom.

[–]Azylon 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

Can someone explain Fencing Coach to me? Like everything from the effect to the name change.

[–]SzotyMAG[S] 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

Name: Fencing Coach is mostly used to trigger a very important/fragile minion's inspire effect for no mana next turn. Important minions with inspire effects are Willfred Fizzlebang, Confessor Paletress and some other non-legendaries like Murloc Knight, although not as important as the previous 2

Effect: Overload (7) means that if you're a priest, you will most likely play Confessor Paletress which costs 7 mana. Summoning Majordomo Executus is both Confessor's flavor text and it's inspire effect if you're very unlucky

[–]naricstar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The flavor text for the lazy: "She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder."

[–]molybdenum42 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

his battlecry is "Your next Hero Power costs (0)", enabling inspire effects on curve the next turn/whatever. The new Priest legendary, Confessor Paletress, costs 7 mana and has "Inspire: Summon a random Legendary". Naturally, this always pops out Majordomo Executus, which basically has "Deathrattle: Lose the game".

[–]zanderkerbal -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, Executus has "Deathrattle: 90% chance to lose the game. Otherwise, win the game."

[–]HXIN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's used in combo with Confesser Paletress to summon legendaries, the worst legendary being Majordomo

[–]ExF-Altrue 12ポイント13ポイント  (12子コメント)

More, please.

[–]RepliesToNarcissists 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Altrue, what are you doing here. Get back to /r/eve

[–]ShadowKaras 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

My lord, the ones for Refreshment Agonistic Vendor and "Back to the Office" made me crack up. Good job!

Edit: "Twitch chat" was the funniest of all

[–]Foenki 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how some of them just became class cards, little detail but makes the cards really honest.

[–]Matazaonreddit 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Needs

Ice Rager Battlecry: summon 10 new complaints on reddit each day.

North Sea Kraken Battlecry: Destroy a 4 mana minion. Convince your opponent he does not have to play around legendary cards.

Tournament Medic Battlecry: Destroy 2 mana crystals and restore 2 life each turn. Deathrattle: Gain 2 empty mana crystals

Saboteur Your opponent cannot play TGT cards during his turn.

Recruiter 9 mana Battlecry: play a Silver Hand Knight and give him +1 attack

Fjola Lightbane Wish you had gotten Eydis Darkbane instead.

Eydis Darkbane Blank textbox

[–]SewenNewes 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

But if you protect your recruiter you can churn out four mana 2/2s forever! that's value.

[–]Matazaonreddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

The truth hurts so much... That's even better than my mockery.

edit: just doublechecked, squire is a 1 mana 2/2. So you can eternally chrun out 3 mana 2/2s, not much better.

[–]SewenNewes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, I'm so sorry I dusted my Recruiter, now! I could have reached Legend with all that value I threw away.

[–]tolislof 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck that Imp Gang Boss! I lost it there :D

[–]Hellbunnyism 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

BOOOOOO.

It's not a jab, I just really like that Heckler quote. Good job on dem cards doe.

[–]WeAreTheAggies 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I thought I was crazy for having success with Mukla's champion. He does serious work in my inspire paladin deck.

[–]oldboy_alex 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Silver Hand Regent summons so many dudes because they hope she unleashes her boobs

[–]Yourtime 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

oh wow, that lowly squire one, blew my mind a bit. its somewhat true, they sold us a older card and we were okay with it.

[–]assassin10 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which makes you notice just how terrible Ironforge Rifleman is.

[–]HeroHenry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

RNG Slot Machine should be 7mana.

[–]fraccus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just me or is silver hand regent just chillin with her tits out? Unleash the dudes indeed.

[–]Darkflashez 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

+1 for you. You made me laugh and almost choke to death.

[–]Roboloutre 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude, don't choke to death, it's just a joke.

[–]hithroc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a control priest, Fencing Coach and Justicar Trueheart (even though it was warrior-colored) ones was the funniest.

[–]ForMenKind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Warhorse ALWAYS seems to get charge when I play with it or when someone uses it against me...

[–]alesque4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously
Seriously
Great set of cards. Also 10/10 for the BM Apprentice.

[–]Rottim 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'll never understand the stupid obsession people have with funnel cakes.

[–]Car187 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially when the asshole gives out carrots.

[–]bionix90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's very simple. When you promise funnel cakes, you better god damn deliver. Nobody wants your stupid carrots!

[–]AsmodeusWins 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol, gain an additional SERIOUSLY is so accurate rofl

[–]zanderkerbal 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's the Mage Only Ironforge supposed to be?

[–]MelianErios 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is definitely the best

[–]MagnaX7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pit Fighter

6 mana 5/6

Battlecry: Fight dirty.

[–]Kimimaro146 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ironforge Rifleman is amazing

[–]DamnGus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Twilight Guardian should be named "Fen Creeper Power Creep"

[–]GiantDuarf 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What is the 12th and 17th card?

[–]SzotyMAG[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fencing Coach and Crowd Favorite

[–]flyingnipple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Flame Juggler is all too true. I have okay RNG with Knife Juggler but I swear Flame Juggler has a hidden bonus of going face when you least want it.

[–]Xusa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't understand Crowd Favorite. :(

[–]thekezz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

every joust card should just have no effect text

[–]Conor3000 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mysterious Challenger

Battlecry - 50% chance to automatically trigger your opponents concede button. Otherwise become a 'beautiful' Christmas tree for one turn.

[–]GLAZED_BEAR_ANUS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kvaldir raider should still be a 4/4 if it's battlecry is to gain +2/+2. Also it should activate your hero power

[–]Rasera 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

I really do love that 2/5 with inspire though. Seriously awesome for trading with 2 attack minions (I'm looking at you, face hunters and pallies). They have to run 2 minions into it minimum to kill it, which pops any divine shields, and usually takes out at least one of them. That, or they spend a spell and a minion.

And best part in my mind? If left untouched, it trades with piloted shredder for free when you're a mage/druid, and seriously puts a hamper in anyone who chooses not to kill it. 2 mana minions are a dime a dozen, so playing a 2 drop + hero power lets you keep pace with your opponent while trading for free with him.

EDIT: But of course, I'm probably just some baddy that doesn't know any better, so eh.

[–]SzotyMAG[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

No ticket eh?

He has the same problem as Headcrack, you need to spend 3 mana every turn to make it useful, and you would want to play something else instead of those

[–]Thurwell 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Late game in Arena (I can't imagine running him in constructed), that downside is usually negated. You're top decking and playing whatever anyway, so as long as you're drawing cards that cost 5 or less it's a free heal every turn.

[–]Rasera 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know but I like headcrack too :( I'm one of THOSE players.

[–]StillEternity -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, the thing is, in a constructed deck you just DON'T use his Inspire when you need the body on board. You don't have to keep bringing him back every turn. His use is twofold: one, having a strong body against aggressive decks, and two, in very lategame scenarios when both players are running out of cards, you can get a lot of value out of him by cleaning up any garbage thrown onto the board that inevitably gets stuck in your opponent's hand he could only now play.

[–]zoley88 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was sure I'm not the only one who fucked up with Coliseum Manager at least once :)

[–]patentpending_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget King's Elekk, Battlecry: Draw your opponent's Highmane

[–]kyrios91 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now we know why Silver Hand Regent summons dudes... dem tits and a thin black cloth to cover her g-string Kreygasm

[–]stiv666 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Could you pls upload it in .jpg format? Thanks

[–]CptSandblaster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cant you just download the pictures from imgur?