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Don't bother talking to women if ANY of these apply to you
#1
Seriously. Don't even bother if:

You're under 5'10"

You have a sub 23 inch skull

You have narrrow shoulders

You have a narrow neck

You have a retruded maxilla

You have a recessed chin

Your jaw is poorly defined and melts into your neck

You have a long philtrum

You have chubby cheeks.

You have a high voice

You're NW2 or more

You have acne

You have acne scars

You have eye bags

Your face has noticeable asymmetry

You have elf ears

You are >15% body fat

Your canthal tilt is noticeably negative

You have big bug eyes

You have sleepy eyes

You have disney princess eyes

You have a sub 1.6 FWHR

You have poorly defined lips

Your teeth are really crooked and fucked up

Your teeth are abonormally yellow



If any of these apply, flush yourself.
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(10-14-2015, 11:45 AM)Drake Wrote: if a girl likes you she will chase you


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#2
I literally only have two of these 
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#3
(Yesterday, 04:35 AM)BlackHairBrownEyes Wrote: I literally only have two of these 
cage

same, maybe 3
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#4
(Yesterday, 04:37 AM)LostTuna Wrote:
(Yesterday, 04:35 AM)BlackHairBrownEyes Wrote: I literally only have two of these 
cage

same, maybe 3

Slayer!
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#5
you are ethnic

you have an average dick

you cant last 30 minutes +
no dicks
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#6
I have a recessed chin. SO close yet so far away from being human.
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#7
Define undefined lips
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#8
(Yesterday, 04:38 AM)suicidetomorrow Wrote: you are ethnic

you have an average dick

you cant last 30 minutes +

is ethnic really that bad? even if you're not asian/indian?
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#9
(Yesterday, 04:39 AM)strongbrowbra Wrote: Define undefined lips

The vermillion border (outer lining) should be well defined

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(10-14-2015, 11:45 AM)Drake Wrote: if a girl likes you she will chase you


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#10
I lost count

I'd get rejected in the Philippines despite being white   Icon_lol
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#11
(Yesterday, 04:39 AM)Hangman Wrote:
(Yesterday, 04:38 AM)suicidetomorrow Wrote: you are ethnic

you have an average dick

you cant last 30 minutes +

is ethnic really that bad? even if you're not asian/indian?

Not really. If someone met none of the negative criteria above he'd slay regardless of race.
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(10-14-2015, 11:45 AM)Drake Wrote: if a girl likes you she will chase you


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#12
(Yesterday, 04:34 AM)FireHaze Wrote: Seriously. Don't even bother if:

You're under 5'10"

You have a sub 23 inch skull

You have narrrow shoulders

You have a narrow neck

You have a recessed chin

You're NW2 or more

You have acne

You have acne scars

You have eye bags

Your face has noticeable asymmetry

You have elf ears

You have sleepy eyes

You have disney princess eyes

You have a sub 1.6 FWHR

Your teeth are abonormally yellow



If any of these apply, flush yourself.

I have 15 out of 20 and I have slayed more than most people who amog me on this board.

face + high T and the resulting high fWHR more than made up.

Most of my lays have been in under an hour from time of first meet
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#13
(Yesterday, 04:59 AM)lono Wrote:
(Yesterday, 04:34 AM)FireHaze Wrote: Seriously. Don't even bother if:

You're under 5'10"

You have a sub 23 inch skull

You have narrrow shoulders

You have a narrow neck

You have a recessed chin

You're NW2 or more

You have acne

You have acne scars

You have eye bags

Your face has noticeable asymmetry

You have elf ears

You have sleepy eyes

You have disney princess eyes

You have a sub 1.6 FWHR

Your teeth are abonormally yellow



If any of these apply, flush yourself.

I have 15 out of 20 and I have slayed more than most people who amog me on this board.

face + high T and the resulting high fWHR more than made up.

Most of my lays have been in under an hour from time of first meet

for real?
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#14
(Yesterday, 05:03 AM)LostTuna Wrote:
(Yesterday, 04:59 AM)lono Wrote: I have 15 out of 20 and I have slayed more than most people who amog me on this board.

face + high T and the resulting high fWHR more than made up.

Most of my lays have been in under an hour from time of first meet

for real?

Yes. I once fucked an Asian in under 10 minutes. but I was drunk and running brute force overpower her game
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#15
(Yesterday, 05:12 AM)lono Wrote:
(Yesterday, 05:03 AM)LostTuna Wrote: for real?

Yes. I once fucked an Asian in under 10 minutes. but I was drunk and running brute force overpower her game

did u bang her in a club's toilet or something?
no dicks
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#16
(Yesterday, 05:29 AM)suicidetomorrow Wrote:
(Yesterday, 05:12 AM)lono Wrote: Yes. I once fucked an Asian in under 10 minutes. but I was drunk and running brute force overpower her game

did u bang her in a club's toilet or something?

a park
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#17
I'm 5'9 and I have two blonde fwbs
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#18
+10
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#19
Bigman
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#20
HOPE
Only need to fix like 5 things
LOOKSMAX TO 8+ OR DEATH
I am 2 surgeries away from downloading Tinder macho


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#21
Fuck thought I was doing good until I got to Disney princess eyes. I'll remain in my basement with these cursed pretty eyes.
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#22
(Yesterday, 01:59 PM)lono Wrote:
(Yesterday, 05:29 AM)suicidetomorrow Wrote: did u bang her in a club's toilet or something?

a park

She remembers that as rape.

Legit. Don't bother talking to women. Just hope you don't run into a feminist who will accuse you if rape just by being in the same room as her.
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#23
would you believe me if I told you I had none of those?
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#24
The only thing I have is a sub 23 inch skull and a very slight NCT not noticable. But both of those combined pretty much ruin my chances.
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