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Americans of Reddit, what's something that America gets shit for that is actually completely reasonable in context? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Dsmario64 3572ポイント3573ポイント  (56子コメント)

"Does Michael Bay sexually identify as an explosion?"

[–]CaseyAndWhatNot 966ポイント967ポイント  (25子コメント)

You could say he is trans(former)

[–]flyingwolf 27ポイント28ポイント  (8子コメント)

I had this conversation with my wife the other day, if a person transitions, then transitions back, can they now call themselves a transformer?

[–]TrepanationBy45 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

If he had an agricultural career, he could identify as a trans-farmer.

sorry

[–]CaseyAndWhatNot 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't eat his farm food if it has trans-fat.

[–]Friskykiwi 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

Like formerly a trans or a transformer like the power lines? I need to learn how to movie.

[–]CaseyAndWhatNot 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Lost is transmission, the movie. Directed by Michael Bay

[–]Friskykiwi 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Michael has a whole bay!?!?!?!? This is ludicrous!

[–]absurreal [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

God bless explosions. Explosions are so brave.

[–]CaseyAndWhatNot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Buckle up Buckaroo

BECAUSE THIS SUMMER COMES THE NEW HIT BLOCKBUSTER STARRING THE ROCK AND JOHN CENA IN "2BRAVE2FAST"

[–]AFewStupidQuestions 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd expect such an ignorant response from a cisformer.

[–]CaseyAndWhatNot 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The doctor said it was benign cyst.

[–]Gilles_D [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You mean he was a trans?

[–]matchesmcfly [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

something something blown transformer.

[–]FuckLesFlics [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Fucking romosexual

[–]wbotis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How does this not have more upvotes? This is comedy gold, people!

[–]arnoldismyhomeboy 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael Bay is explosionkin

[–]SenderMage 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would explain everything.

[–]JuliusSkeezer 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow this comment has it all. I laughed, I cried wow

[–]mstrsrrl 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Michael Bay nominated for explosion of the year."

[–]emmelineprufrock 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've had a shit day and this comment completely turned it around

[–]Dsmario64 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope your day gets better.

[–]-eDgAR- 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should check out /r/michaelbaygifs for an answer

[–]sadmadmen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best fucking comment right here.

[–]Doobie_Woobie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah shit, made me snarf yo!

[–]jrkrone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would give you gold for how hard I laughed at this if I wasn't a broke piece of shit. Enjoy this fake Internet point, stranger.

[–]sharterthanlife 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did we just witness a car blowing up or Michael Bay blowing his load?

[–]TheUltimateShitlord 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You just made me spit my coffee out

[–]Christ_on_a_Crakker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael Bay's Waffle falling over obligatory.

[–]seamstr3ss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

EXPLOSSSSIOOOOONNNNSSSS

[–]hop208 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ehemm... it's explosexual.

[–]AJB342 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like to think that when he ejaculates there's pyrotechnics, smoke machines and a hell of a lot of moving lights.

[–]ProfWhite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Add a trigger warning next time, shitlord. Explosions don't occur without a trigger, the least you could do is provide a warning.

[–]Mount94 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I dont think there can be a doubt; his sex life is just dynamite

[–]CARDB0ARDEAUX [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

don't we all?

[–]Clamd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Gives new meaning to "triggered"

Or just it's old one back

[–]wutdafuqizdis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

There is definitely some sort of symbolism. It's almost as if the explosions represent some kind of "release." Is it a sexually charged symbol? Perhaps they represent some form of release from oppression. Freedom perhaps?

I think there is a lot to be discussed here!

[–]SydTheDrunk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"I'm shy. B[e] gentle."

[–]tastyratz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Depends, is that a selection on Facebook?

lgbtE?

[–]Notyerdaddy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Explosexual.

[–]vo5100 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laughed more then i should have at this

[–]cmckone -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

no he identifies as an apache attack helicopter

[–]cpt_anonymous -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Explosionkin

[–]warriorfriar -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Explos-kin

[–]Level100ProtWarrior -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sexually Identify as a Redditor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of browsing over the internet and reposting transphobic "memes" and racist jokes. People say to me that an emotionally mature, intelligent person being a redditor is impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a neurosurgeon remove my ability to feel empathy for other people. From now on I want you guys to call me "Redditor" and respect my right to belittle people who are different to me. If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to learn how to take a joke. Thank you for being so understanding.